\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

CharlesXII drawing the Battle of Austerlitz on napkins for his date

*draws big line on napkin* "The French forces were a...
lake aggressive death wish
  02/04/18
...
Buff Point
  02/04/18
"Remember that name, it's going to come up again later....
tan crotch legal warrant
  02/04/18
...
shimmering quadroon legend
  02/04/18
...
floppy station
  02/04/18
...
hideous marvelous den
  02/04/18
...
hateful kitty cat hunting ground
  02/09/18
...
floppy station
  03/18/18
lmao
bisexual slate marketing idea
  04/15/18
...
floppy station
  07/08/18
...
Cordovan forum
  07/11/18
...
Fantasy-prone queen of the night multi-billionaire
  11/27/20
"Excuse me, waitress? Do you have any more sugar packe...
emerald well-lubricated rigpig kitty
  02/04/18
...
lake aggressive death wish
  02/04/18
...
Cracking Black Gas Station Affirmative Action
  02/04/18
“And 45 pepper shakers and 60 salt. Make that 70 - alm...
tan crotch legal warrant
  02/04/18
"And can we move these tables together? Yeah -- that o...
emerald well-lubricated rigpig kitty
  02/04/18
“the gap between the tables can represent the stream. ...
tan crotch legal warrant
  02/04/18
*grabs some more food from the charcuterie plate* "S...
lake aggressive death wish
  02/04/18
"Oops, how can I forget his marshal's baton!" *...
lake aggressive death wish
  02/04/18
180
emerald well-lubricated rigpig kitty
  02/04/18
...
scarlet box office
  02/04/18
...
house-broken parlor sweet tailpipe
  02/04/18
...
Mr. Shalom
  11/06/25
...
mind-boggling free-loading depressive
  02/05/18
"Actually, get me 20 pink and 10 yellow ones. May as we...
violent center
  02/04/18
...
tan crotch legal warrant
  02/04/18
...
scarlet box office
  02/04/18
underrated
supple canary hissy fit menage
  02/04/18
...
aqua heaven reading party
  03/18/18
...
light stimulating garrison
  02/05/18
...
drab lodge selfie
  02/06/18
...
mustard low-t pistol
  02/06/18
"From our waitress' sour look I presume she is a defend...
Buff Point
  02/04/18
...
tan crotch legal warrant
  02/04/18
...
scarlet box office
  02/04/18
*Russian busboy furrows brow, mutters about how the Tsar sho...
lake aggressive death wish
  02/04/18
lmao
Pea-brained useless brakes
  02/05/18
180
Appetizing lemon mexican
  04/15/18
...
floppy station
  07/08/18
...
Mr. Shalom
  11/06/25
...
Charismatic cumskin
  02/04/18
...
Haunting Twinkling Chapel Friendly Grandma
  02/04/18
...
shimmering quadroon legend
  02/04/18
...
harsh trust fund roommate
  02/04/18
...
shimmering quadroon legend
  02/05/18
...
aqua heaven reading party
  07/11/18
...
clear sound barrier
  10/10/18
...
racy mad cow disease associate
  02/04/18
"OK, you see the distance between my steak your cup of ...
lake aggressive death wish
  02/04/18
...
Insecure Elastic Band Tanning Salon
  02/04/18
...
startling startled kitchen jewess
  02/04/18
...
floppy station
  02/04/18
...
Embarrassed to the bone useless digit ratio
  03/29/18
openly howling with laughter at this thread, 180s all round
tan crotch legal warrant
  02/04/18
...
Insecure Elastic Band Tanning Salon
  02/04/18
...
Silver spot preventive strike
  10/10/18
...
scarlet box office
  02/04/18
...
scarlet box office
  02/04/18
two hours into it, a small crowd has gathered "...so...
lake aggressive death wish
  02/04/18
...
Buff Point
  02/04/18
Charles's date discretely pulls out phone and texts "I ...
emerald well-lubricated rigpig kitty
  02/04/18
*Charles signs check, looks at date* "So, uh, do you...
lake aggressive death wish
  02/04/18
pls extend this make it like that 2nd cousin & biglaw...
Orange exhilarant library
  02/04/18
...
Orange exhilarant library
  02/04/18
Charles's date is hanging off his arm as they walk to his Ar...
lake aggressive death wish
  02/04/18
18000000000
emerald well-lubricated rigpig kitty
  02/04/18
...
house-broken parlor sweet tailpipe
  02/04/18
...
violent center
  02/04/18
180 billion
brass step-uncle's house boiling water
  02/04/18
...
scarlet box office
  02/04/18
...
jet blood rage nowag
  02/04/18
...
Pea-brained useless brakes
  02/05/18
...
Stirring amber cuckoldry
  02/05/18
180 million
chocolate school
  02/09/18
...
Bat Shit Crazy Hyperactive Ape
  02/09/18
180
aqua heaven reading party
  03/18/18
...
Cordovan forum
  07/11/18
TOP NOTCH XO RIGHT HERE
Zombie-like flushed principal's office
  07/12/18
...
Crimson base
  07/12/18
...
Crimson base
  07/12/18
...
Silver spot preventive strike
  10/10/18
...
Talented misunderstood stead water buffalo
  10/10/18
...
aqua heaven reading party
  10/22/18
...
vibrant dragon
  12/18/24
...
Mr. Shalom
  11/06/25
...
coiffed sandwich
  11/06/25
...
house-broken parlor sweet tailpipe
  02/04/18
...
Insecure Elastic Band Tanning Salon
  02/04/18
...
mind-boggling free-loading depressive
  02/05/18
lol 180
Stirring amber cuckoldry
  02/04/18
fun thread
amethyst school cafeteria
  02/04/18
...
scarlet box office
  02/04/18
...
Arousing shrine
  02/04/18
...
Thirsty Space
  02/04/18
Krampus and Mance, how do you know so much about this battle...
Orange exhilarant library
  02/04/18
How do you not? The first half of War & Peace leads up t...
Nighttime pink electric furnace
  02/04/18
lol it's literally one of the most famous battles in world h...
lake aggressive death wish
  02/04/18
but how do you know so much about the details high school...
Orange exhilarant library
  02/04/18
He's not a Yankee retard.
Nighttime pink electric furnace
  02/04/18
lol no. I re-read the Battle of Austerlitz wikipedia article...
lake aggressive death wish
  02/04/18
...
scarlet box office
  02/04/18
...
brass step-uncle's house boiling water
  02/04/18
...
floppy station
  02/04/18
Don't forget Bagration's pivotal role at the Battle of Borod...
violent center
  02/04/18
...
Silver spot preventive strike
  10/10/18
Next level. I’m such a dipshit
mind-boggling free-loading depressive
  02/05/18
Wheels within wheels
Haunting Twinkling Chapel Friendly Grandma
  02/05/18
...
hideous marvelous den
  02/05/18
...
Autistic range
  11/12/19
...
drab lodge selfie
  02/06/18
...
scarlet box office
  02/04/18
Lee's pursuit of an Austerlitz-style victory possibly lost t...
violent center
  02/04/18
Lee needed to defeat Union morale, not the Union army.
lake aggressive death wish
  02/04/18
CR. He needed to take DC. The south controlling DC and se...
brass step-uncle's house boiling water
  02/04/18
Yes, and frankly the best way to do that was for the Union a...
violent center
  02/04/18
It wasnt technology that changed warfare, it was the mass mo...
brass step-uncle's house boiling water
  02/04/18
Mass mobilization was revolutionary France's big innovation ...
lake aggressive death wish
  02/04/18
Sorry, meant to say they learned this lesson the best after ...
brass step-uncle's house boiling water
  02/04/18
Mass mobilization itself is a technological shift, though. I...
violent center
  02/04/18
And food and materiel production, etc.
Haunting Twinkling Chapel Friendly Grandma
  02/05/18
180000thread
impertinent coral site
  02/04/18
I wish Tindersloot was up for this kind of conversation, but...
Nighttime pink electric furnace
  02/04/18
"OMG Becky, his war game piece for Napoleon was a slice...
lake aggressive death wish
  02/04/18
...
lake aggressive death wish
  02/04/18
Identifying Vienna as the Austrian capital was a helpful det...
jet blood rage nowag
  02/04/18
...
lake aggressive death wish
  02/04/18
Underrated
scarlet box office
  02/04/18
holy fuck. just when i thought this thread couldn't get any ...
red public bath roast beef
  02/06/18
...
Bat Shit Crazy Hyperactive Ape
  02/09/18
Classic xo 18000
Charismatic cumskin
  02/04/18
...
house-broken parlor sweet tailpipe
  02/04/18
1 trillion
mind-boggling free-loading depressive
  02/04/18
180 thread
Talented misunderstood stead water buffalo
  02/04/18
great threads
shimmering quadroon legend
  02/04/18
...
lake aggressive death wish
  02/04/18
...
lake aggressive death wish
  02/04/18
Fantastic content creartion and history lesson. This is w...
brass step-uncle's house boiling water
  02/04/18
(DC 6)
lake aggressive death wish
  02/04/18
...
violent center
  02/04/18
...
floppy station
  02/04/18
...
Appetizing lemon mexican
  04/15/18
Angela looked at the directions on her phone again. "...
violent center
  02/04/18
XO is the only beacon of light in a bleak world.
racy mad cow disease associate
  02/04/18
...
Don Spaceporn De La Mancha
  11/06/25
...
Mr. Shalom
  11/06/25
...
frozen histrionic locus
  02/04/18
...
lake aggressive death wish
  02/04/18
...
emerald well-lubricated rigpig kitty
  02/04/18
...
scarlet box office
  02/04/18
...
floppy station
  02/04/18
"I think that Napoleon’s Triumph adapts well to team p...
Beta business firm
  02/04/18
...
Charismatic cumskin
  02/04/18
180
hideous marvelous den
  02/04/18
It is a tense moment. Desperate to impress the last good si...
house-broken parlor sweet tailpipe
  02/05/18
...
lake aggressive death wish
  02/05/18
...
violent center
  02/05/18
...
Stirring amber cuckoldry
  02/05/18
...
Bat Shit Crazy Hyperactive Ape
  02/09/18
...
Crimson base
  03/18/18
The fucking kicker kills me.
Autistic range
  03/18/18
probably the best post in one of the best threads in recent ...
chocolate school
  03/29/18
...
Silver spot preventive strike
  10/10/18
...
tan crotch legal warrant
  06/23/23
"A girl made this?" "Well..." nearly kil...
WordcelWorth
  11/06/25
180
Sinister vivacious love of her life
  02/04/18
incredible thread
odious primrose locale
  02/04/18
...
lake aggressive death wish
  02/04/18
His date getting hard as fuck
glassy liquid oxygen
  02/04/18
...
lake aggressive death wish
  02/04/18
spin, ratfucks
shaky diverse dilemma
  02/04/18
...
lake aggressive death wish
  02/04/18
Keep coming back to this thread — 180s all around
floppy station
  02/04/18
Will CharlesXII ever find a woman like this? Or will his ge...
bateful famous landscape painting genital piercing
  02/05/18
to be fair, I wouldn't have been capable of making this thre...
lake aggressive death wish
  02/05/18
I will never be cool in a million years. At best I can be in...
violent center
  02/05/18
Dude, a brilliant guy like you has a responsibility to procr...
bateful famous landscape painting genital piercing
  02/05/18
I'm going to call flame on this one. If God wants specific ...
house-broken parlor sweet tailpipe
  02/05/18
(bitter incel rage watching Idiocracy)
bateful famous landscape painting genital piercing
  02/05/18
Flame, I've never seen Idiocracy.
house-broken parlor sweet tailpipe
  02/05/18
To be fair, I've seen lots of dorky board game loving guys l...
lake aggressive death wish
  02/05/18
This is extremely rare. Any girl nerdy enough to play board...
house-broken parlor sweet tailpipe
  02/05/18
doesn't mean the wife has to be into board games. does your ...
Beta business firm
  02/05/18
TBH the only shared interest I actually desire in a chick is...
violent center
  02/05/18
...
lake aggressive death wish
  02/05/18
These girls don't fuck chad.
painfully honest curious mental disorder trailer park
  02/09/18
As long as hes legitimately happy we're all a lot better off...
Electric lime toilet seat
  02/06/18
...
Fantasy-prone queen of the night multi-billionaire
  02/05/18
...
lake aggressive death wish
  02/05/18
...
Outnumbered Adventurous Sanctuary Antidepressant Drug
  02/05/18
...
heady crackhouse potus
  02/05/18
...
lake aggressive death wish
  02/05/18
180 thread
Underhanded Gay Wizard
  02/05/18
...
lake aggressive death wish
  02/06/18
Gods work itt brother
Electric lime toilet seat
  02/06/18
180, best dating thread in a while
Razzle-dazzle Property
  02/06/18
...
mustard low-t pistol
  02/06/18
thread of the year so far
chocolate school
  02/09/18
best part is that it was a team effort
lake aggressive death wish
  02/09/18
So modest!
glassy liquid oxygen
  03/18/18
...
tan crotch legal warrant
  02/09/18
...
chest-beating corner
  02/09/18
...
lake aggressive death wish
  03/18/18
...
Embarrassed to the bone useless digit ratio
  03/22/18
...
maize theater stage international law enforcement agency
  03/22/18
...
Embarrassed to the bone useless digit ratio
  04/10/18
this is now 1 step closer to becoming a reality
chocolate school
  04/15/18
180
lake aggressive death wish
  04/15/18
...
Silver spot preventive strike
  04/15/18
...
tan crotch legal warrant
  07/08/18
...
Silver spot preventive strike
  10/10/18
...
lake aggressive death wish
  10/10/18
180 thread
drab lodge selfie
  10/10/18
...
tan crotch legal warrant
  12/18/24
...
disturbing cruise ship rigor
  10/10/18
...
lake aggressive death wish
  10/10/18
huh there was a guy in Russia who had this fetish IRL htt...
lake aggressive death wish
  11/12/19
I just read a book about Napoleon and this thread moves from...
Autistic range
  11/12/19
where are we on this?
Sexy home
  09/07/20
...
Fantasy-prone queen of the night multi-billionaire
  11/16/20
...
Bull Headed Hell
  04/12/21
...
Fantasy-prone queen of the night multi-billionaire
  04/12/21
...
high-end bipolar resort black woman
  04/13/21
...
tan crotch legal warrant
  06/23/23
...
tan crotch legal warrant
  07/21/24
...
vibrant dragon
  12/18/24
...
tan crotch legal warrant
  06/25/25
...
tan crotch legal warrant
  09/19/25
...
Comical naked field
  09/19/25
...
disturbing cruise ship rigor
  09/19/25
...
Don Spaceporn De La Mancha
  11/06/25
...
Dunedain cowboy
  11/06/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: lake aggressive death wish

*draws big line on napkin*

"The French forces were arrayed here. As you'll recall from our discussion of the Ulm Campaign over the appetizers, Napoleon had just captured a big chunk of the Austrian army and occupied the Austrian capital of Vienna, but he feigned confusion and weakness in his own ranks by intentionally evacuating the Pratzen heights"

*draws circle, labels it "PRATZEN"*

"Now here on the far right of the Allied lines, guarding the road to Olmutz, was a unit commanded by General Bagration. Remember that name, it's going to come up again later."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35319341)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: Buff Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35319345)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: tan crotch legal warrant

"Remember that name, it's going to come up again later."

irl howled with laughter at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35319353)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: shimmering quadroon legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35320592)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: floppy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35321896)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 9:31 PM
Author: hideous marvelous den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35324167)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 9th, 2018 5:49 PM
Author: hateful kitty cat hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35365446)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 18th, 2018 2:15 PM
Author: floppy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35631625)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2018 1:09 PM
Author: bisexual slate marketing idea

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35845075)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: floppy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#36385789)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 11th, 2018 10:50 PM
Author: Cordovan forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#36409516)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 27th, 2020 2:29 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone queen of the night multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#41445928)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: emerald well-lubricated rigpig kitty

"Excuse me, waitress? Do you have any more sugar packets? I'll need about 30 of the pink ones and 25 of the blue ones."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35319358)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: lake aggressive death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35319361)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: Cracking Black Gas Station Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35319365)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 9:27 AM
Author: tan crotch legal warrant

“And 45 pepper shakers and 60 salt. Make that 70 - almost forgot about the artillery backup.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35319367)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: emerald well-lubricated rigpig kitty

"And can we move these tables together? Yeah -- that one too."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35319372)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: tan crotch legal warrant

“the gap between the tables can represent the stream. and two more ice teas”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35319388)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 10:00 AM
Author: lake aggressive death wish

*grabs some more food from the charcuterie plate*

"So this piece of salami is Marshal Lannes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35319543)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: lake aggressive death wish

"Oops, how can I forget his marshal's baton!"

*sticks toothpick into salami slice*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35319547)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: emerald well-lubricated rigpig kitty

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35319550)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: scarlet box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35319952)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: house-broken parlor sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35320246)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 6th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Mr. Shalom



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#49408108)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 5th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: mind-boggling free-loading depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35326200)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: violent center

"Actually, get me 20 pink and 10 yellow ones. May as well distinguish between the Russian and Austrian forces."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35319373)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: tan crotch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35319389)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: scarlet box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35319434)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: supple canary hissy fit menage

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35320152)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 18th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: aqua heaven reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35630925)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 5th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: light stimulating garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35329940)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 6th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: drab lodge selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35339084)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 6th, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: mustard low-t pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35342427)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: Buff Point

"From our waitress' sour look I presume she is a defender of Holy Roman Emperor Francis II," Charles told his date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35319379)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 9:38 AM
Author: tan crotch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35319426)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: scarlet box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35319436)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: lake aggressive death wish

*Russian busboy furrows brow, mutters about how the Tsar should have listened to Kutuzov*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35319441)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 5th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: Pea-brained useless brakes

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35327926)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2018 1:08 PM
Author: Appetizing lemon mexican

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35845073)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: floppy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#36385792)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 6th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Mr. Shalom



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#49408111)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 9:33 AM
Author: Charismatic cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35319393)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Haunting Twinkling Chapel Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35320332)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: shimmering quadroon legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35320588)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: harsh trust fund roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35320692)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 5th, 2018 9:41 PM
Author: shimmering quadroon legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35333955)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 11th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: aqua heaven reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#36409505)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2018 12:10 PM
Author: clear sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#36997758)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: racy mad cow disease associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35319364)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: lake aggressive death wish

"OK, you see the distance between my steak your cup of poison? That's about the maximum range of the 12 pound artillery guns used by the IV and V Corps. This is going to be important when we talk about the Allied retreat"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35319374)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: Insecure Elastic Band Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35319729)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: startling startled kitchen jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35320671)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: floppy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35321905)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 29th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone useless digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35717240)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: tan crotch legal warrant

openly howling with laughter at this thread, 180s all round

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35319400)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: Insecure Elastic Band Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35319728)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2018 8:11 AM
Author: Silver spot preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#36996567)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: scarlet box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35319403)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: scarlet box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35319431)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: lake aggressive death wish

two hours into it, a small crowd has gathered

"...so yeah, that's pretty much how the War of the Third Coalition ended, here in the heart of Bohemia. Waitress, Czech please? No pun intended."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35319433)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: Buff Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35319447)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 9:42 AM
Author: emerald well-lubricated rigpig kitty

Charles's date discretely pulls out phone and texts "I can't come over tonight Chad, something came up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35319453)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 9:47 AM
Author: lake aggressive death wish

*Charles signs check, looks at date*

"So, uh, do you want to come back to my place and learn about the Treaty of Pressburg?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35319475)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Orange exhilarant library

pls extend this

make it like that 2nd cousin & biglawyer in the bathtub poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35319620)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: Orange exhilarant library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35319994)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: lake aggressive death wish

Charles's date is hanging off his arm as they walk to his Arlington, VA apartment, running her fingers through his remaining hair. She can't wait to get him all alone.

But, to her surprise, there are two dudes in the apartment. It's mance rayder and bob woodward pu. And they're wearing britches.

"I think the best way to learn about the Treaty of Pressburg is to reenact the negotiations", Charles said. "I've invited my friends over to serve as the Austrian foreign minister Count von Cobenzl and Emperor Francis"

He then puts a three corner hat on his shocked date. "You will be playing Napoleon. Remember the crushing victory you just won, and consider what kind of concessions you can extract. If you need help, I will be role playing your foreign minister Charles Maurice de Talleyrand but lets see how much you can do on your own"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35320209)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 11:55 AM
Author: emerald well-lubricated rigpig kitty

18000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35320213)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: house-broken parlor sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35320243)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: violent center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35320273)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: brass step-uncle's house boiling water

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35320570)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 1:13 PM
Author: scarlet box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35320675)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 4:39 PM
Author: jet blood rage nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35321803)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 5th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: Pea-brained useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35327931)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 5th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: Stirring amber cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35328457)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 9th, 2018 5:39 AM
Author: chocolate school

180 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35361311)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 9th, 2018 7:28 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Hyperactive Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35361465)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 18th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: aqua heaven reading party

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35631582)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 11th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Cordovan forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#36409534)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 12th, 2018 12:09 AM
Author: Zombie-like flushed principal's office

TOP NOTCH XO RIGHT HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#36409928)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 12th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: Crimson base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#36409950)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 12th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: Crimson base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#36409948)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2018 8:11 AM
Author: Silver spot preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#36996565)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: Talented misunderstood stead water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#36997862)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2018 10:22 PM
Author: aqua heaven reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#37076025)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: vibrant dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#48462347)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 6th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Mr. Shalom



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#49408120)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 6th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: coiffed sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#49408123)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: house-broken parlor sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35320220)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 10:39 AM
Author: Insecure Elastic Band Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35319739)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 5th, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: mind-boggling free-loading depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35326207)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Stirring amber cuckoldry

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35319455)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: amethyst school cafeteria

fun thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35319478)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 9:54 AM
Author: scarlet box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35319523)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: Arousing shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35319555)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: Thirsty Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35319559)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: Orange exhilarant library

Krampus and Mance, how do you know so much about this battle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35319607)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: Nighttime pink electric furnace

How do you not? The first half of War & Peace leads up to Austerlitz? Every Russian school boy knows every detail (and half the girls). Bagration is more famous in Russia than Sherman is in the US. Nigger was so famous they named a WW2 offensive after him 130 years later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35319670)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 10:35 AM
Author: lake aggressive death wish

lol it's literally one of the most famous battles in world history. it is widely considered Napoleon's greatest victory. Robert E. Lee sought to imitate it during the Civil War, and arguably did at Chancellorsville

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35319688)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: Orange exhilarant library

but how do you know so much about the details

high school history class?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35319704)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: Nighttime pink electric furnace

He's not a Yankee retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35319715)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: lake aggressive death wish

lol no. I re-read the Battle of Austerlitz wikipedia article every few years to remind myself of the details. Same with the Battle of Jena-Auerstadt and a few others.

Also General Bagration, as ARE Reptile pointed out, is famous because in WWII the Red Army named a major anti-Nazi operation for him. When CharlesXII tells his date to remember the name Bagration, he's setting up a storyarc where he keeps seeing this girl and keeps lecturing her on Russian military history until at least the Eastern Front of World War II

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35319731)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: scarlet box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35319958)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: brass step-uncle's house boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35320563)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: floppy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35321921)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: violent center

Don't forget Bagration's pivotal role at the Battle of Borodino. We can buy some pie for dessert and use the slices to represent the fleches while a bowl of ice cream can be the Great Redoubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35321941)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2018 8:12 AM
Author: Silver spot preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#36996572)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 5th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: mind-boggling free-loading depressive

Next level. I’m such a dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35326223)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 5th, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: Haunting Twinkling Chapel Friendly Grandma

Wheels within wheels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35328396)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 5th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: hideous marvelous den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35329793)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 12th, 2019 5:15 PM
Author: Autistic range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#39108114)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 6th, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: drab lodge selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35339090)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: scarlet box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35319955)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: violent center

Lee's pursuit of an Austerlitz-style victory possibly lost the South the war, imo. Technology had rendered such "win the war in one day" shock victories impractical. Even in his big win at Chancellorsville Lee's army was hopelessly blown out by the end and the Union Army was both intact and ready for additional offensive action if it had been ordered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35320508)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: lake aggressive death wish

Lee needed to defeat Union morale, not the Union army.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35320523)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: brass step-uncle's house boiling water

CR.

He needed to take DC. The south controlling DC and setting their capital there would have changed the war completely and likely would have resulted in foreign intervention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35320598)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: violent center

Yes, and frankly the best way to do that was for the Union army to pitch itself into meatgrinder offensive actions that killed thousands and failed to win big victories. Lee could not shatter the Army of the Potomac in the field, and his efforts to do so only lowered the lifespan of his army. The low point of Union morale was arguably in mid-1864, when we know they were close to victory but when actual onlookers just saw huge battles killing thousands of men with no clear outcome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35320662)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: brass step-uncle's house boiling water

It wasnt technology that changed warfare, it was the mass mobilization of the population. Armies could be thoroughly routed, but the State can survive.

The Russians were the first to learn this and make the most out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35320582)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: lake aggressive death wish

Mass mobilization was revolutionary France's big innovation bro...the Conscription Act was a big milestone. Every citizen a soldier!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35320604)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: brass step-uncle's house boiling water

Sorry, meant to say they learned this lesson the best after Napoleon used mass mobilization so effectively. Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35320615)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: violent center

Mass mobilization itself is a technological shift, though. I'm referring to the effect of the railroad and steamship just as much as I'm referring to rifled muskets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35320688)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 5th, 2018 10:47 AM
Author: Haunting Twinkling Chapel Friendly Grandma

And food and materiel production, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35328416)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: impertinent coral site

180000thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35319641)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Nighttime pink electric furnace

I wish Tindersloot was up for this kind of conversation, but alas....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35319656)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: lake aggressive death wish

"OMG Becky, his war game piece for Napoleon was a slice of Italian bread with honey smeared on top, because Napoleon was from Corsica and had honeybees on his imperial crest!"

"I know - he's so smart AND creative!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35319703)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: lake aggressive death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35319914)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: jet blood rage nowag

Identifying Vienna as the Austrian capital was a helpful detail imho given one of the datelab stories last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35319980)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: lake aggressive death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35320013)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: scarlet box office

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35320687)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 6th, 2018 8:03 AM
Author: red public bath roast beef

holy fuck. just when i thought this thread couldn't get any better, fulano cums and creampies the cherry on top of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35336850)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 9th, 2018 7:30 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Hyperactive Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35361473)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 11:15 AM
Author: Charismatic cumskin

Classic xo 18000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35319971)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: house-broken parlor sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35320123)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: mind-boggling free-loading depressive

1 trillion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35320146)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: Talented misunderstood stead water buffalo

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35320177)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: shimmering quadroon legend

great threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35320251)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: lake aggressive death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35320320)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: lake aggressive death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35320503)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 1:02 PM
Author: brass step-uncle's house boiling water

Fantastic content creartion and history lesson.

This is why I come here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35320610)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: lake aggressive death wish

(DC 6)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35320660)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 2:13 PM
Author: violent center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35321002)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 4:56 PM
Author: floppy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35321927)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: Appetizing lemon mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35845091)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: violent center

Angela looked at the directions on her phone again.

"Arrive at 2:30 pm, sharp. I only have 3 hours and we need to make every moment count."

Make every moment count? What was THAT supposed to mean, Angela thought. Was Charles thinking of...no, no, he'd made it very clear how he felt about those activities. Still, after she protested that she wanted some alone time together, he'd agreed that none of his strange lawyer friends would be around this time.

She stepped up to his apartment door and gave a knock.

"Come in, it's unlocked."

As she stepped in, Angela found herself confronted by a map...a very large map, with strange blue and red blocks on it.

https://cf.geekdo-images.com/images/pic298083_lg.jpg

"Howdy, Angela, great to see you. You mentioned wanting some alone time, so I thought we could follow-up on last week's discussion with a head-to-head board game."

Board game?, thought Angela. Charles had mentioned an interest in them, but this didn't look anything like Catan or Pandemic or even Risk.

"This," Charles said with unconcealed enthusiasm, "is Napoleon's Triumph. It's a board game specifically on the Battle of Austerlitz, and is the masterwork of Rachel Simmons."

"A girl made this?"

"Well, he was Bowen Simmons at the time, but transitioned to being a woman around 2014. Very strange, but the game is excellent. Since you were Napoleon last time, I figured I'd reverse things now and let you be the Allies. You enjoy numerical superiority, but are more limited in movement and are under pressure to attack the French."

"...Oh. But I was hoping since we're alone we might have a chance to-"

Charles interrupted her by handing her a 12-page pamphlet.

"These are the rules. You'll want to give them a close read while I prep dinner. They aren't long compared to most wargame rulesets but they're pretty dense. It'll all make sense when we start playing, trust me."

"This is splendid, Charles, really," Angela said. "But before we start, I thought maybe you'd like some wine. I brought one of the bottles I won at the church raffle!"

"That's great, but alcohol is poison."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35320826)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 2:16 PM
Author: racy mad cow disease associate

XO is the only beacon of light in a bleak world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35321019)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 6th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Don Spaceporn De La Mancha (βœ…πŸ‘)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#49408101)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 6th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Mr. Shalom



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#49408130)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: frozen histrionic locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35321030)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: lake aggressive death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35321108)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: emerald well-lubricated rigpig kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35321156)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: scarlet box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35321769)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: floppy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35321943)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 5:04 PM
Author: Beta business firm

"I think that Napoleon’s Triumph adapts well to team play. While I know that many gamers have difficulty in finding even one opponent, I do hope that folks will be able at some point to give this entertaining option a try."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35321976)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 9:30 PM
Author: Charismatic cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35324150)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 PM
Author: hideous marvelous den

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35324182)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 5th, 2018 12:27 AM
Author: house-broken parlor sweet tailpipe

It is a tense moment. Desperate to impress the last good single man, Angela makes her move.

"Angela, there's at least three problems here. You can't declare a guard attack if your path is obstructed and, even if it wasn't, the attack LEADING units must be guard infantry units. But the larger issue is that move would be massively suboptimal even if it was legal."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35326306)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 5th, 2018 12:28 AM
Author: lake aggressive death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35326318)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 5th, 2018 12:29 AM
Author: violent center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35326325)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 5th, 2018 11:00 AM
Author: Stirring amber cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35328520)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 9th, 2018 7:31 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Hyperactive Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35361475)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 18th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: Crimson base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35630899)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 18th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: Autistic range

The fucking kicker kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35630923)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 29th, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: chocolate school

probably the best post in one of the best threads in recent memory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35717279)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2018 8:14 AM
Author: Silver spot preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#36996578)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 23rd, 2023 12:14 PM
Author: tan crotch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#46463254)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 6th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: WordcelWorth

"A girl made this?" "Well..." nearly killed me, wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#49408089)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: Sinister vivacious love of her life

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35321169)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: odious primrose locale

incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35321202)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: lake aggressive death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35321762)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: glassy liquid oxygen

His date getting hard as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35321765)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: lake aggressive death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35322279)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 6:09 PM
Author: shaky diverse dilemma

spin, ratfucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35322331)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: lake aggressive death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35324036)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: floppy station

Keep coming back to this thread — 180s all around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35324077)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 5th, 2018 12:35 AM
Author: bateful famous landscape painting genital piercing

Will CharlesXII ever find a woman like this? Or will his genes just be brutally culled from the gene pool?

I was a less extreme version of this as a kid, overflowing with random historical knowledge and looking for someone to share it with. I wish someone at some point had grabbed me by the shoulders, shaken me, and told me at least to try to be cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35326367)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 5th, 2018 12:37 AM
Author: lake aggressive death wish

to be fair, I wouldn't have been capable of making this thread and many of the detailed posts within it if there wasn't a little CharlesXII inside of me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35326377)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 5th, 2018 12:51 AM
Author: violent center

I will never be cool in a million years. At best I can be interesting, impressive, and a good person to the best of my ability. If the end result of that is being culled, then so be it. I've had a good life so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35326477)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 5th, 2018 8:05 AM
Author: bateful famous landscape painting genital piercing

Dude, a brilliant guy like you has a responsibility to procreate.

I think a lot about Jesus's parable of the servants who were given the talents. I expect that one day God will call upon me to explain what I did with what he gave me, and I hope I have a good answer to give him. Part of that is ensuring that my genes continue. I don't have any kids, and it might look to some like I had no path to having any, but I'm moving in that direction in my own circuitous way. Hopefully you are too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35327390)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 5th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: house-broken parlor sweet tailpipe

I'm going to call flame on this one. If God wants specific men to reproduce, he should either make those people taller and with full heads of hair or rewire women so those aren't the two things they care about most.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35327863)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 5th, 2018 9:36 AM
Author: bateful famous landscape painting genital piercing

(bitter incel rage watching Idiocracy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35327905)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 5th, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: house-broken parlor sweet tailpipe

Flame, I've never seen Idiocracy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35328977)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 5th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: lake aggressive death wish

To be fair, I've seen lots of dorky board game loving guys like Charles find, marry, and mate with blue haired nerd girls. Some were even bald. Charles's religious scruples are likely the bigger obstacle.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35329167)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 5th, 2018 1:07 PM
Author: house-broken parlor sweet tailpipe

This is extremely rare. Any girl nerdy enough to play board games is constantly in social situations where the gender ratio is 10-15:1 and, as all girls do, has access to Chad on demand from her phone. Wifeing somebody with so many options is the dating equivalent of nabbing a SCOTUS clerkship. Sure, it happens because SOMEBODY has to get it, but it ain't gonna be you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35329504)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 5th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Beta business firm

doesn't mean the wife has to be into board games. does your wife poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35329884)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 5th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: violent center

TBH the only shared interest I actually desire in a chick is reading non-trashy books (and they don't have to be the same books I read).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35330260)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 5th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: lake aggressive death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35333950)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 9th, 2018 7:15 AM
Author: painfully honest curious mental disorder trailer park

These girls don't fuck chad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35361448)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 6th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Electric lime toilet seat

As long as hes legitimately happy we're all a lot better off with charles as he is vs another rsf/nyuug clone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35338672)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 5th, 2018 2:17 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone queen of the night multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35326794)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 5th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: lake aggressive death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35327327)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 5th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: Outnumbered Adventurous Sanctuary Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35328351)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 5th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: heady crackhouse potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35330280)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 5th, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: lake aggressive death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35332655)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 5th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Underhanded Gay Wizard

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35333975)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 6th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: lake aggressive death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35339007)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 6th, 2018 12:58 PM
Author: Electric lime toilet seat

Gods work itt brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35338678)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 6th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Property

180, best dating thread in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35339018)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 6th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: mustard low-t pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35342422)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 9th, 2018 5:44 AM
Author: chocolate school

thread of the year so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35361314)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 9th, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: lake aggressive death wish

best part is that it was a team effort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35365438)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 18th, 2018 11:34 AM
Author: glassy liquid oxygen

So modest!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35630909)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 9th, 2018 7:18 AM
Author: tan crotch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35361453)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 9th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: chest-beating corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35365005)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 18th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: lake aggressive death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35630886)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 22nd, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone useless digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35664164)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 22nd, 2018 6:44 PM
Author: maize theater stage international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35664173)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 10th, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone useless digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35811110)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: chocolate school

this is now 1 step closer to becoming a reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35844717)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: lake aggressive death wish

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35844732)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: Silver spot preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#35844941)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: tan crotch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#36385760)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: Silver spot preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#36996550)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: lake aggressive death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#36997740)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: drab lodge selfie

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#36997805)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: tan crotch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#48462327)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: disturbing cruise ship rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#36997952)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: lake aggressive death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#36999477)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 12th, 2019 5:13 PM
Author: lake aggressive death wish

huh there was a guy in Russia who had this fetish IRL

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2019/11/russia-napoleon-scholar-confesses-dismembering-young-lover-191110145909187.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#39108104)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 12th, 2019 5:16 PM
Author: Autistic range

I just read a book about Napoleon and this thread moves from 180 to 181.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#39108116)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 7th, 2020 10:58 PM
Author: Sexy home

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#40885180)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 16th, 2020 9:05 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone queen of the night multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#41379029)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 12th, 2021 11:51 PM
Author: Bull Headed Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#42268609)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 12th, 2021 11:53 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone queen of the night multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#42268620)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 13th, 2021 12:28 AM
Author: high-end bipolar resort black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#42268805)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 23rd, 2023 12:10 PM
Author: tan crotch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#46463239)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 21st, 2024 10:20 AM
Author: tan crotch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#47873275)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: vibrant dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#48462334)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 25th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: tan crotch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#49048777)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 19th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: tan crotch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#49284207)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 19th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Comical naked field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#49284489)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 19th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: disturbing cruise ship rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#49284496)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 6th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Don Spaceporn De La Mancha (βœ…πŸ‘)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#49408079)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 6th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Dunedain cowboy (πŸΎπŸ‘£)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Firm#49408115)