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Fucked up weird Dwight Howard story itt

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his O...
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Explain plz
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Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March...
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evidence that this was not edited plz.
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It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and ...
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If he edited it then his email tag would update Don&rsquo...
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look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: Salmon Hideous Hominid Market

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his Olympic run i went to a really shitty movie like zohan or love guru and we ended up walking out 20 min in it was so utter shite

We walked by the concession stand and here was his HUGE black guy who had the exact frame as Dwight Howard mostly from shoulders in line getting snacks

Again this is July 4th

Place is pretty barren for a matinee feature

Anyway the black dude is wearing a fucking long white haired witches Wig and regular clothes

What’s even more fucked up is there’s this huge black guy with like 2 high school kids one girl and one guy both white

We pass them I look at me buddy and we’re like “is that fucking Dwight Howard?!”

So I walk up to him towards the concession stand and I’m like there’s no way this is Dwight Howard in a matinee with two young white dork kids wearing a fucking white witches wig

As I approach the white kids have been talking to him the whole time and one sees me out of corner of his eye, Black Guy still looking forward

I get about 3 feet behind him and almost on cue he turns around smiling and scream, “BOO!” with a fucking salt and pepper witches wig coming down to his shoulders. We all start laughing our asses off and we’re like we’re huge fans looking forward to Olympics what the fuck are you doing way out here in city that has no NBA team - he was super chill and we told him the movie we walked out of they we’re gonna see was a pile of heaping shit and left



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Date: November 27th, 2023 6:40 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: Salmon Hideous Hominid Market

Lol wow holy shit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: Soggy Federal Hunting Ground Space

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:14 AM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 AM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 6:53 AM
Author: Pale floppy nursing home dragon

Ho lee fuk

Once again, xo ahead of the game

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Salmon Hideous Hominid Market



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: cobalt pontificating tanning salon son of senegal

Anthony Bourdain all over again

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: Soggy Federal Hunting Ground Space

we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: razzmatazz becky

RIP Charlie TP

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: Salmon Hideous Hominid Market



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: mentally impaired coldplay fan



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: twinkling locale

+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: silver flirting stage kitty cat

What’s going on ITT?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: flesh zombie-like stage windowlicker

XO is incredible!

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: Salmon Hideous Hominid Market



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Date: October 24th, 2023 11:00 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: flesh zombie-like stage windowlicker

Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: light aphrodisiac roommate rehab

Explain plz

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Drunken water buffalo circlehead



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: flesh zombie-like stage windowlicker

Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March and now he is well known as a tranny fan.

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Date: November 26th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Salmon Hideous Hominid Market



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: Salmon Hideous Hominid Market



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Salmon Hideous Hominid Market



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: bonkers violent background story bawdyhouse



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Geriatric Generalized Bond

q did this

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: Puce whorehouse goal in life

evidence that this was not edited plz.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: flesh zombie-like stage windowlicker

It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and getting confused.

Question for Feral is whether this is NOT FLAME.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: Salmon Hideous Hominid Market

100% not flame

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: flesh zombie-like stage windowlicker

I believe

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: bonkers violent background story bawdyhouse



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Date: April 13th, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: Geriatric Generalized Bond



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Drunken water buffalo circlehead

If he edited it then his email tag would update

Don’t really get what this story says though

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: twinkling locale

look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: flesh zombie-like stage windowlicker



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: Abnormal cyan church blood rage

180

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: Salmon Hideous Hominid Market



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: talented abusive piazza tattoo

Glad you didn’t killself friend.

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: Salmon Hideous Hominid Market

ty friend

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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:00 PM
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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:01 PM
Author: Salmon Hideous Hominid Market



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:11 AM
Author: Salmon Hideous Hominid Market



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: shaky stain theatre

Lmao 180.

Why was he getting concessions after seeing the movie. Weird guy!

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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: apoplectic corn cake

Can you post this on the nba subreddit

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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: Salmon Hideous Hominid Market



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Date: December 20th, 2019 7:20 PM
Author: Salmon Hideous Hominid Market



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: Salmon Hideous Hominid Market

One of the best Ricky stories ever told

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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:53 PM
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Date: August 3rd, 2025 11:20 PM
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Date: October 25th, 2023 2:23 AM
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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:41 AM
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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:10 PM
Author: Salmon Hideous Hominid Market



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: Dun Idea He Suggested

COT DAMN. XO in the know.

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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:03 PM
Author: razzmatazz becky



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: naked electric furnace boistinker

which of the white kids was kitty?

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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:00 PM
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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:22 PM
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