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GFs dogs anal glands leaked in my house. Smells like absolute death

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. ...
Histrionic corn cake spot
  08/09/18
Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this...
mischievous slippery electric furnace locale
  08/09/18
Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poas...
shimmering house
  08/09/18
We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s an...
Histrionic corn cake spot
  08/09/18
Could be a diet-related thing My sister switched her dogs...
soggy sepia international law enforcement agency
  08/09/18
Wtf man. And that smell, ugh
Histrionic corn cake spot
  08/09/18
I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bi...
soggy sepia international law enforcement agency
  08/09/18
It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk s...
Histrionic corn cake spot
  08/09/18
OK, definitely never experienced anything like that The d...
soggy sepia international law enforcement agency
  08/09/18
Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus do...
zombie-like theater partner
  08/09/18
Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparentl...
shimmering house
  08/09/18
Dachshund
Histrionic corn cake spot
  08/09/18
you know what to do...
shimmering house
  08/09/18
i love dogs, but never again am i owning one. all the const...
judgmental glassy base incel
  08/09/18
I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big...
Histrionic corn cake spot
  08/09/18
Same.
cerise kink-friendly gas station weed whacker
  08/09/18
Sad to not have a dog friend though
Overrated Bawdyhouse
  08/09/18
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Fishy nibblets
  08/09/18
what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?
Racy Brunch
  08/09/18
Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed ...
Histrionic corn cake spot
  08/09/18
holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that hap...
Racy Brunch
  08/09/18
animals belong OUTSIDE the house
Laughsome Idiot Whorehouse
  08/09/18
this LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. &q...
orange police squad becky
  08/09/18
most asian poast I've ever read jfc
Fishy nibblets
  08/09/18
"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served ...
Embarrassed to the bone immigrant shrine
  08/09/18
...
Multi-colored University
  08/09/18
Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!
Topaz stead
  08/09/18
stfu gook
Brindle curious codepig son of senegal
  08/09/18
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Multi-colored University
  08/09/18
Cr
Opaque Cracking Market
  08/09/18
You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon i...
Topaz stead
  08/09/18
Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.
pink alcoholic gaming laptop
  08/09/18
XO becoming more and more prole every day.
cerise kink-friendly gas station weed whacker
  08/09/18
SUMMON: jjj
Claret principal's office fortuitous meteor
  08/09/18
dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. ...
dashing puce internal respiration field
  08/09/18
why didn't the dog eat it?
Adventurous reading party
  08/09/18
The dog needs more fiber
Odious Pearl Party Of The First Part Dilemma
  08/09/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk
Insane aqua cruise ship goal in life
  08/09/18
Sick
Histrionic corn cake spot
  08/09/18
She's blaming the dog, dude
diverse sick digit ratio
  08/09/18
...
Stirring amethyst kitty cat station
  08/09/18
TI, OC, TCR
violet passionate chad point
  08/09/18
Absolutely Devastating.
pink alcoholic gaming laptop
  08/09/18
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Twisted Temple
  08/09/18
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razzle giraffe elastic band
  08/09/18
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autistic stage double fault
  03/15/25
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self-satisfied and socially compliant
  11/20/25
fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes...
Titillating underhanded patrolman
  08/09/18
...
glittery sickened pozpig
  08/09/18
They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a hol...
Topaz stead
  08/09/18
interesting
razzle giraffe elastic band
  08/09/18
dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY ...
Histrionic corn cake spot
  08/09/18
Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. A...
Thriller Native Rigpig
  08/09/18
Missed the dog part in thread title on first read
Embarrassed to the bone immigrant shrine
  03/15/25
birdshit problems
Roblox
  11/20/25


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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: Histrionic corn cake spot

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. Wtf bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Firm#36583449)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: mischievous slippery electric furnace locale

Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this issue. If so, don't buy.

If you get a dog and it has this problem. Kill it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Firm#36588682)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: shimmering house

Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poasted it

Was ready to kill the dogs on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Firm#36583452)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: Histrionic corn cake spot

We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s anal gland. Apparently it’s like two pimples on either side of it’s asshole that you press and the gland stuff comes out. It’s foul as fuck. Do all little dogs do this? Normally the dog smells fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Firm#36583461)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: soggy sepia international law enforcement agency

Could be a diet-related thing

My sister switched her dogs food (to something that I think was supposed to be a bit more oriented to older dogs) and all of a sudden it had these insanely swollen (maybe infected?) anal glands

She switched it back to it's regular food and it's been fine since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Firm#36583470)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: Histrionic corn cake spot

Wtf man.

And that smell, ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Firm#36583478)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: soggy sepia international law enforcement agency

I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bit more solid in order for it to regularly let those glands 'express' with ordinary defecation

I've heard that the smell of those glands is bad but I don't think I've experienced it myself. I saw the dog while it was having problems and it was super gross to see, but the smell wasn't appreciably worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Firm#36583508)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Histrionic corn cake spot

It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk spray when up close imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Firm#36583537)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: soggy sepia international law enforcement agency

OK, definitely never experienced anything like that

The dogs' glands were really fucked up though. It resembled a prolapse & couldn't stop licking itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Firm#36583555)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: zombie-like theater partner

Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus doodikoff!???!!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Firm#36585409)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: shimmering house

Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparently

I only fuck with large breeds and never knew about this shit until I saw it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Firm#36583474)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Histrionic corn cake spot

Dachshund

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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: shimmering house

you know what to do...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Firm#36583485)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: judgmental glassy base incel

i love dogs, but never again am i owning one.

all the constant dealings with SHIT are just too much. i don't need this much literal SHIT in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Firm#36583458)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: Histrionic corn cake spot

I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big. None of them had this problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Firm#36583465)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: cerise kink-friendly gas station weed whacker

Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Firm#36588692)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Overrated Bawdyhouse

Sad to not have a dog friend though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Firm#36583484)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Fishy nibblets



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: Racy Brunch

what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Firm#36583502)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: Histrionic corn cake spot

Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed to secrete when they shit, but sometimes get clogged up and get engorged and you have to squeeze them like a zit

https://www.dummies.com/pets/dogs/how-to-empty-your-dogs-anal-sacs/

Again, never seen this living with Golden’s, labs, spaniels, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Firm#36583533)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Racy Brunch

holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Firm#36583535)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: Laughsome Idiot Whorehouse

animals belong OUTSIDE the house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Firm#36583516)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: orange police squad becky

this

LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. "oh this NEVER happens, just a one-off thing."

this is what you get for sharing your house with a disgusting animal

PS your friends thought your house reeked of animal even before this happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Firm#36583540)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Fishy nibblets

most asian poast I've ever read jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Firm#36584265)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone immigrant shrine

"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served for dinner."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Firm#36585375)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Multi-colored University



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: Topaz stead

Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Firm#36585347)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: Brindle curious codepig son of senegal

stfu gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Firm#36588718)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Multi-colored University



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Opaque Cracking Market

Cr

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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Topaz stead

You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon it will be illegal to prohibit them in the US from restaurants, planes, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Firm#36585342)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: pink alcoholic gaming laptop

Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Firm#36585361)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: cerise kink-friendly gas station weed whacker

XO becoming more and more prole every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Firm#36588699)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: Claret principal's office fortuitous meteor

SUMMON: jjj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Firm#36583526)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: dashing puce internal respiration field

dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. you're not supposed to do that in your house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Firm#36583539)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Adventurous reading party

why didn't the dog eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Firm#36583553)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: Odious Pearl Party Of The First Part Dilemma

The dog needs more fiber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Firm#36583569)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:51 AM
Author: Insane aqua cruise ship goal in life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk

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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: Histrionic corn cake spot

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Firm#36584252)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: diverse sick digit ratio

She's blaming the dog, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Firm#36584374)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Stirring amethyst kitty cat station



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: violet passionate chad point

TI, OC, TCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Firm#36585351)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: pink alcoholic gaming laptop

Absolutely Devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Firm#36585356)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Twisted Temple



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: razzle giraffe elastic band



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: autistic stage double fault



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: self-satisfied and socially compliant



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:31 AM
Author: Titillating underhanded patrolman

fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes, ANAL GLANDS "expressing"? LOL JUST LOL

jesus christ petcucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Firm#36584378)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: glittery sickened pozpig



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Topaz stead

They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a holdover from the common ancestor of dogs and skunks. The smell is NBD get over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Firm#36585338)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: razzle giraffe elastic band

interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Firm#36585385)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Histrionic corn cake spot

dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY worse than a skunk. It was like rotten fish mixed with shit, extremely pungent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Firm#36585386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Thriller Native Rigpig

Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. Also, get high quality dog food. It makes for more solid stool that ensure the glands release the shit when they shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Firm#36588675)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone immigrant shrine

Missed the dog part in thread title on first read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Firm#48749719)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Roblox

birdshit problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Firm#49446165)