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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
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Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one ...
nofapping field mother
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Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
scarlet nudist windowlicker skinny woman
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https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
Jade contagious mad cow disease mediation
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Here, the investors are like the eagle.
scarlet nudist windowlicker skinny woman
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(((crows)))
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can't believe this isn't a parody thread
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In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing t...
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In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
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Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
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I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
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I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
scarlet nudist windowlicker skinny woman
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Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
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Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
Thriller yellow set jewess
  08/20/18
I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
scarlet nudist windowlicker skinny woman
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God I fucking hate you
Thriller yellow set jewess
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You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
scarlet nudist windowlicker skinny woman
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Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
Thriller yellow set jewess
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His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
scarlet nudist windowlicker skinny woman
  08/20/18
Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
Thriller yellow set jewess
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I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
scarlet nudist windowlicker skinny woman
  08/20/18
You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
Thriller yellow set jewess
  08/20/18
Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
scarlet nudist windowlicker skinny woman
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Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
scarlet nudist windowlicker skinny woman
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Wow! Prophetic.
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lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the c...
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Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surpr...
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LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
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Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
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Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of ...
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lol johnsmeyer
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This needs a vocaroo
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Coincidence that crows are black?
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Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification Joel...
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historically important thread
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Nice bump. It remains true
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: scarlet nudist windowlicker skinny woman

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Jade contagious mad cow disease mediation



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: nofapping field mother

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: scarlet nudist windowlicker skinny woman

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Jade contagious mad cow disease mediation

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: scarlet nudist windowlicker skinny woman

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: trip point

(((crows)))

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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Mint Den

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: sepia liquid oxygen



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: irate prole



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Greedy Ladyboy Codepig



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Duck-like citrine hunting ground



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: medicated slippery locale

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: stubborn bearded sanctuary



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: ruby learning disabled preventive strike chad



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: stubborn bearded sanctuary



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Cracking crusty market

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: sepia liquid oxygen



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: chartreuse hot boltzmann



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: scarlet nudist windowlicker skinny woman

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: stubborn bearded sanctuary



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: aphrodisiac house-broken locus pervert

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: adventurous stead



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: irate prole



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: Thriller yellow set jewess



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: scarlet nudist windowlicker skinny woman

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Thriller yellow set jewess



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: scarlet nudist windowlicker skinny woman

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: nofapping field mother

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Thriller yellow set jewess

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: scarlet nudist windowlicker skinny woman

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: Thriller yellow set jewess

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: scarlet nudist windowlicker skinny woman

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: Thriller yellow set jewess

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: scarlet nudist windowlicker skinny woman

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: Thriller yellow set jewess

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: scarlet nudist windowlicker skinny woman

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Thriller yellow set jewess

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: scarlet nudist windowlicker skinny woman

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: scarlet nudist windowlicker skinny woman

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: massive silver associate

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: massive silver associate



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: Fragrant buff house

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: scarlet nudist windowlicker skinny woman



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Metal passionate forum

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: 180 maniacal french chef reading party



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: nighttime hissy fit

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: adulterous international law enforcement agency black woman

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: Gay Excitant Mad-dog Skullcap



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: 180 maniacal french chef reading party

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Claret brunch mexican

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36653719)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: medicated slippery locale

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: Mint Den

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: abusive location indirect expression

Lawman8 weeping

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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: Thriller yellow set jewess



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: scarlet nudist windowlicker skinny woman

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: Fragrant buff house

historically important thread

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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: Lemon temple



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: scarlet nudist windowlicker skinny woman

Nice bump. It remains true

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: Candy Ride



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