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Tantric area
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filthy underhanded field
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LJL @ poors
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MFCR alert
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  08/21/19
Prole tell!
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charcoal contagious reading party
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the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
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spectacular site
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beta half-breed rigor
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emergency money
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You’re poor
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Tantric area
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Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
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Crusty scarlet locus trump supporter
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I just got one of these too FML
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As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
Tantric area
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How poor are you fuckers?
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Tantric area
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There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
racy amber kitchen
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I make 170k with 15% bonus
Tantric area
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I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
Magenta mentally impaired coffee pot
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Tantric area
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I have like $40k in mine ljl
marvelous incel
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great thread
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i love men
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How are you this poor
Laughsome jet-lagged round eye state
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https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
Tantric area
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Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
histrionic police squad
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I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
Tantric area
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The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
Tantric area
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: Tantric area



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: Tantric area



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: Tantric area

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: Internet-worthy stirring resort people who are hurt

OH GOD, OH-

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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: filthy underhanded field



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: spectacular site

LJL @ poors

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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: excitant aquamarine gunner



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: sienna public bath really tough guy

MFCR alert

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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: beta half-breed rigor

Prole tell!

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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: charcoal contagious reading party



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: Green soul-stirring lay pocket flask

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: spectacular site

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: beta half-breed rigor

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: spectacular site

emergency money

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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Crusty scarlet locus trump supporter



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: titillating bisexual ladyboy azn

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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Internet-worthy stirring resort people who are hurt



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: Glittery National Security Agency Rehab

You’re poor

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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Tantric area

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Laughsome jet-lagged round eye state

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: Crusty scarlet locus trump supporter



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: sienna public bath really tough guy

I just got one of these too FML

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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: Tantric area

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Firm#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: charcoal contagious reading party

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Firm#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: Tantric area

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Firm#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: racy amber kitchen

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Tantric area

I make 170k with 15% bonus

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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Magenta mentally impaired coffee pot

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Firm#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: Tantric area

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Firm#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: marvelous incel

I have like $40k in mine ljl

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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: odious office

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Firm#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Tantric area

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: Tantric area

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: filthy underhanded field



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: odious office

i love men

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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: Tantric area

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: Tantric area

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Firm#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Laughsome jet-lagged round eye state

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Firm#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: Tantric area

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Firm#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: histrionic police squad

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Firm#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: Tantric area

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Firm#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Tantric area

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Firm#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Tantric area

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Firm#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Tantric area

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Firm#49264493)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

[Action required] Resolve your margin call

Your account has a $189.01 futures margin call as of Nov. 13, 2025. Deposit money or close some of your positions to cover your margin call.

The amount required to cover your margin call may differ due to market movement, deposits, or closing positions.

Take action

If the margin call is not resolved before the end of the trading day on Nov. 14, 2025, your account will be in a past due margin call and your account may be restricted. You can learn more about futures in our Help Center.

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