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Arrogant whorehouse
  11/23/21
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hushed but heated argument over your cousin not being able t...
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overrated dun nowag brunch
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180
Pearly hell
  11/24/21
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  11/23/21
your uncle insisting that his new wife's side dish was not p...
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awkward giraffe
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The Mashed Potatoes Altercation
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Crystalline patrolman
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gold private investor dingle berry
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  11/23/21
your brother sparking a huge argument with your shitlib sist...
Arrogant whorehouse
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fluffy concupiscible stead jewess
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Galvanic point scourge upon the earth
  11/23/21
very plausible in my household
Gaped poppy azn chad
  11/23/21
prestigious
overrated dun nowag brunch
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amber sneaky criminal
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Appetizing Party Of The First Part Boiling Water
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onyx shivering market
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Pearly hell
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  11/23/21
a terse, catty, and mysterious exchange between two of your ...
Arrogant whorehouse
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lol
soul-stirring sinister weed whacker
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Motley green feces plaza
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  11/23/21
oh fucking shit, are we related
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  11/23/21
Lol this is pretty good. Love the subtlety
splenetic idiot
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gold private investor dingle berry
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amber sneaky criminal
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swashbuckling federal dopamine
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Laughsome Ceo Goyim
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trip parlor roast beef
  11/23/21
your 12 year old nephew, who is clearly cis, announcing to e...
Arrogant whorehouse
  11/23/21
lmao
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  11/23/21
your catty sister making snide remarks about how "oh, l...
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gold private investor dingle berry
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Galvanic point scourge upon the earth
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awkward giraffe
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an unexpectedly heated exchange between two unmarried millen...
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gold private investor dingle berry
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Stimulating fantasy-prone nibblets home
  11/23/21
lmfao
Appetizing Party Of The First Part Boiling Water
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elite school cafeteria
  11/23/21
Fuck me.
stirring casino
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Lavender Marvelous Orchestra Pit Regret
  11/24/21
jfc
Pearly hell
  11/24/21
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pale set depressive
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Galvanic point scourge upon the earth
  11/24/23
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saffron stain blood rage
  11/23/21
your 27 year old failure to launch brother appears midway th...
Arrogant whorehouse
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lmao
saffron stain blood rage
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Sooty Crackhouse Persian
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Blue main people piazza
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:(
Wonderful Useless Brakes
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overrated dun nowag brunch
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gold private investor dingle berry
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amber sneaky criminal
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Floppy lodge
  11/27/21
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  11/23/21
your cousin's date, who is meeting for the family the first ...
Arrogant whorehouse
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  11/23/21
Claire TP
white chapel
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Pearly hell
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provocative step-uncle's house trump supporter
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you suddenly realize you've been talking about the chauvin t...
Arrogant whorehouse
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Galvanic point scourge upon the earth
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180
overrated dun nowag brunch
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you awkwardly trying to change the topic for 15 minutes as a...
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overrated dun nowag brunch
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your uncle huffing audibly as your 19 year old cousin insist...
Arrogant whorehouse
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I wish we could dig up the Indians who owned the land before...
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180
overrated dun nowag brunch
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  11/23/21
tempers flare at the childrens table as a child of a rich re...
Arrogant whorehouse
  11/23/21
LMAO
purple house hunting ground
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Wonderful Useless Brakes
  11/23/21
your sister finally interjects into a conversation between y...
Arrogant whorehouse
  11/23/21
180 barcalounger reference. you're on a roll. lol.
purple house hunting ground
  11/23/21
i was thinking of the sopranos with janice's narcoleptic fia...
Arrogant whorehouse
  11/23/21
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razzmatazz queen of the night
  11/23/21
your vegan cousin slamming her fork down and going on a rant...
Arrogant whorehouse
  11/23/21
lol
razzmatazz queen of the night
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charismatic sweet tailpipe gas station
  11/23/21
this is my wife's favorite so far. 100% something her mothe...
purple house hunting ground
  11/23/21
You read XO with your wife?
bistre big telephone
  11/25/21
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Unholy metal psychic church building
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Stimulating fantasy-prone nibblets home
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elite school cafeteria
  11/23/21
(Jonathan Franzen cutting and pasting this thread into a goo...
stirring casino
  11/23/21
your uncle going on perplexing, long-winded rant about the f...
Arrogant whorehouse
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fluffy concupiscible stead jewess
  11/23/21
they hushed, tense conversation between your aunt and her co...
Arrogant whorehouse
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fluffy concupiscible stead jewess
  11/23/21
highly preftigious
overrated dun nowag brunch
  11/23/21
This is my family's thanksgiving except there is no hushed, ...
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  11/23/21
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Pearly hell
  11/24/21
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mind-boggling toaster base
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Heady dilemma jap
  11/23/21
your 38 year old cousin trying to respond politely while cho...
Arrogant whorehouse
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overrated dun nowag brunch
  11/23/21
ty for the conversation starters
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  11/23/21
"mom told me i wasn't allowed to bring my PARTNERS"...
Arrogant whorehouse
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overrated dun nowag brunch
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mustard comical corner messiness
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your grandfather's delightfully oblivious conversation betwe...
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Pearly hell
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your brother finally says "can you speak normally for o...
Arrogant whorehouse
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purple house hunting ground
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overrated dun nowag brunch
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Wonderful Useless Brakes
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fluffy concupiscible stead jewess
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elite school cafeteria
  11/23/21
(quietly slips a "Kappa" into the conversation)
ruby razzle-dazzle people who are hurt
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purple house hunting ground
  11/23/21
you have been subtly dropping redpills on your afro-caribbea...
Arrogant whorehouse
  11/23/21
oh this may very much happen. tbf, they know the deal alr...
purple house hunting ground
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overrated dun nowag brunch
  11/23/21
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  11/23/21
the awkward small talk around the table as you all pretend y...
Arrogant whorehouse
  11/23/21
twist: I’m the uncle
Gaped poppy azn chad
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gold private investor dingle berry
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Lime fiercely-loyal box office gunner
  11/23/21
your cousin, an underemployed 28 year old with a graduate de...
Arrogant whorehouse
  11/23/21
actually he's 35
Harsh Supple Lay
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Unholy metal psychic church building
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Lime fiercely-loyal box office gunner
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charismatic sweet tailpipe gas station
  11/23/21
your 10/10 second cousin, who has been creating selfie tikto...
Arrogant whorehouse
  11/23/21
*leans over as nonchalantly as practical, trying to catch gl...
charismatic sweet tailpipe gas station
  11/23/21
as you poast a link to the secret tiktok liar, you notice th...
Arrogant whorehouse
  11/23/21
no ragrets
charismatic sweet tailpipe gas station
  11/23/21
*after scrolling through some of her other posts, a fleeting...
Arrogant whorehouse
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Pearly hell
  11/24/21
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odious submissive skinny woman meetinghouse
  11/23/21
your father finally putting his foot down and telling your s...
Arrogant whorehouse
  11/23/21
Meanwhile my dick still smells like essential oils as I obvi...
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  11/23/21
"dad, i'm just trying to help people improve their live...
Arrogant whorehouse
  11/23/21
tyft
odious submissive skinny woman meetinghouse
  11/23/21
You’re making my day with this stuff
Galvanic point scourge upon the earth
  11/23/21
i've been sharing them sporadically with my wife. she's bee...
purple house hunting ground
  11/23/21
i hope she enjoyed your custom tailored one!
Arrogant whorehouse
  11/23/21
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overrated dun nowag brunch
  11/23/21
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Stimulating fantasy-prone nibblets home
  11/23/21
180
Spectacular crawly gay wizard multi-billionaire
  11/23/21
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stirring casino
  11/23/21
lol
elite school cafeteria
  11/23/21
180 billion
Pearly hell
  11/24/21
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passionate coral liquid oxygen ladyboy
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electric hateful mad cow disease resort
  11/23/21
you and your cousin lock eyes and continue to talk about how...
Arrogant whorehouse
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Motley green feces plaza
  11/23/21
What is Thanksgiving like with the Secret Service watching e...
bistre big telephone
  11/25/21
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talented location genital piercing
  11/23/21
your polite brother unconvincingly agreeing that it's "...
Arrogant whorehouse
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Internet-worthy sticky state trust fund
  11/23/21
your uncle, who has been obsessed with drones for several ye...
Arrogant whorehouse
  11/23/21
mods
Internet-worthy sticky state trust fund
  11/23/21
does his son work for the parks department?
Motley green feces plaza
  11/23/21
lmao exactly what i was envisioning
Arrogant whorehouse
  11/23/21
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Wild bespoke wrinkle
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Galvanic point scourge upon the earth
  11/23/21
you pour your fourth wild turkey of the evening as you, a la...
Arrogant whorehouse
  11/23/21
This seems grimly prescient
Galvanic point scourge upon the earth
  11/23/21
as you turn away to splash some angostura bitters into your ...
Arrogant whorehouse
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overrated dun nowag brunch
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Unholy metal psychic church building
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overrated dun nowag brunch
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Vivacious Pervert
  11/23/21
"look, i'm telling you right now i'm not going to do th...
Arrogant whorehouse
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overrated dun nowag brunch
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excitant pistol
  11/23/21
dinner is suddenly interrupted when a fight between two of y...
Arrogant whorehouse
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Insane Keepsake Machete
  11/23/21
in the first thanksgiving dinner you have all spent together...
Arrogant whorehouse
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Gaped poppy azn chad
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your ultra religious aunt asking your cousin and her boyfrie...
Arrogant whorehouse
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overrated dun nowag brunch
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Multi-colored Mahogany Cuck
  11/23/21
you sister silently walks away from the table after she over...
Arrogant whorehouse
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Multi-colored Mahogany Cuck
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Galvanic point scourge upon the earth
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overrated dun nowag brunch
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Bat-shit-crazy clear church
  11/23/21
a really bizarre argument between your mother and your siste...
Arrogant whorehouse
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transparent fragrant dragon
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A very catty and sarcastic exchange between your wife and he...
Arrogant whorehouse
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Unholy metal psychic church building
  11/23/21
your mother-in-law escorting your drunk sister-in-law, who h...
Arrogant whorehouse
  11/23/21
great thread
Cruel-hearted opaque factory reset button hospital
  11/23/21
a tense conversation between your mother-in-law and an unkno...
Arrogant whorehouse
  11/23/21
...
overrated dun nowag brunch
  11/23/21
Fantastic thread
odious submissive skinny woman meetinghouse
  11/23/21
your mother insisting your sister does not shout "hasht...
Arrogant whorehouse
  11/23/21
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overrated dun nowag brunch
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overrated dun nowag brunch
  11/23/21
the thanksgiving host, who smoked his turkey, arguing with s...
Arrogant whorehouse
  11/23/21
lmfao
overrated dun nowag brunch
  11/23/21
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transparent fragrant dragon
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Stimulating fantasy-prone nibblets home
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Spectacular crawly gay wizard multi-billionaire
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Galvanic point scourge upon the earth
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elite school cafeteria
  11/23/21
lol
Wild bespoke wrinkle
  11/24/21
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Cyan Ungodly Senate
  11/24/21
lmao even funnier when I looked it up and read this: Nume...
saffron stain blood rage
  11/26/21
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dull institution
  11/16/23
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splenetic idiot
  11/23/21
your texan cousin is visiting from nyc, and accidentally let...
Arrogant whorehouse
  11/23/21
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overrated dun nowag brunch
  11/23/21
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splenetic idiot
  11/23/21
love these threads
red lascivious selfie
  11/23/21
your uncle, oblivious to the fact his effeminate nephew is a...
Arrogant whorehouse
  11/23/21
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red lascivious selfie
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overrated dun nowag brunch
  11/23/21
wait if my uncle's nephew is the homo...
Wild bespoke wrinkle
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Galvanic point scourge upon the earth
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  11/23/21
your college aged cousin and his date nora get visibly drunk...
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overrated dun nowag brunch
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Wild bespoke wrinkle
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passionate coral liquid oxygen ladyboy
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Crystalline patrolman
  11/23/21
your hippie sister-in-law hosts dinner and surprises everyon...
Arrogant whorehouse
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transparent fragrant dragon
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overrated dun nowag brunch
  11/23/21
Wow. Gorgeous culinary decisions.
Crystalline patrolman
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Flushed vigorous sanctuary
  11/23/21
you hear your brother and sister-in-law quietly arguing in a...
Arrogant whorehouse
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overrated dun nowag brunch
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purple house hunting ground
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Gaped poppy azn chad
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gold private investor dingle berry
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fluffy concupiscible stead jewess
  11/23/21
180 sir
Flushed vigorous sanctuary
  11/23/21
one of the best rating threads I've ever seen
overrated dun nowag brunch
  11/23/21
your thanksgiving host mutters bitterly, saying something ab...
Arrogant whorehouse
  11/23/21
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overrated dun nowag brunch
  11/23/21
this one and the one above about the pink in smoked turkey w...
Copper 180 fanboi water buffalo
  11/23/21
don't subject your family to gay foodie shit
transparent fragrant dragon
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gold private investor dingle berry
  11/23/21
during dinner the host sees his nephew cutting something in ...
Arrogant whorehouse
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gold private investor dingle berry
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Stimulating fantasy-prone nibblets home
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Gaped poppy azn chad
  11/24/21
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fluffy concupiscible stead jewess
  11/23/21
spit out my drink at this one
Crystalline patrolman
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overrated dun nowag brunch
  11/23/21
lol
purple house hunting ground
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Doobsian Bonkers Mother
  11/23/21
the tense conversation between your grandmother and your bro...
Arrogant whorehouse
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Doobsian Bonkers Mother
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Thursday night crew ribs analyst Mark Sanchez by showing a r...
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your cousin, who owes several people at the table money, dis...
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overrated dun nowag brunch
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Stimulating fantasy-prone nibblets home
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TY
razzle magenta site double fault
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Galvanic point scourge upon the earth
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purple house hunting ground
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elite school cafeteria
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  11/23/21
two of your cousins, both middle aged men who have been drin...
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Galvanic point scourge upon the earth
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Stimulating fantasy-prone nibblets home
  11/23/21
your prepper uncle steering every conversation towards the m...
Arrogant whorehouse
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Stimulating fantasy-prone nibblets home
  11/23/21
this is very close to how mine is gonna go
overrated dun nowag brunch
  11/23/21
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Nighttime station
  11/23/21
your sister, a 42 year old partner at a local midlaw firm, l...
Arrogant whorehouse
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Galvanic point scourge upon the earth
  11/23/21
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overrated dun nowag brunch
  11/23/21
presumptive 180
well-lubricated space
  11/23/21
your cousin, at 27 year old bartender who has never worked m...
Arrogant whorehouse
  11/23/21
confirmed 180
well-lubricated space
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Pearly hell
  11/29/21
divisive af.
purple house hunting ground
  11/23/21
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swashbuckling federal dopamine
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Galvanic point scourge upon the earth
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overrated dun nowag brunch
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autistic carmine becky parlour
  11/23/21
a hush falls over the comfort family's thanksgiving meal whe...
Arrogant whorehouse
  11/23/21
To be fair, *hurls bowl of steaming hot paneer saag at th...
autistic carmine becky parlour
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purple house hunting ground
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swashbuckling federal dopamine
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overrated dun nowag brunch
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elite school cafeteria
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Galvanic point scourge upon the earth
  11/24/21
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  11/24/21
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overrated dun nowag brunch
  11/23/21
Can we please comingle this with the "I want to fuck my...
swashbuckling federal dopamine
  11/23/21
your wife telling your sex-positive sister-in-law "ok, ...
Arrogant whorehouse
  11/23/21
oh god
swashbuckling federal dopamine
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Galvanic point scourge upon the earth
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overrated dun nowag brunch
  11/23/21
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Wild bespoke wrinkle
  11/24/21
whoa boy
Gaped poppy azn chad
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Cyan Ungodly Senate
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:44 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:44 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

hushed but heated argument over your cousin not being able to bring her black boyfriend because your racist grandpa would not approve

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:13 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:26 PM
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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:25 PM
Author: Pearly hell

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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:40 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:44 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:47 AM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

your uncle insisting that his new wife's side dish was not put in a position of prominence because people are intentionally being mean to her

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:48 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:13 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:13 PM
Author: Galvanic point scourge upon the earth

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:21 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:09 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:15 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:20 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:44 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

your brother sparking a huge argument with your shitlib sister because when it was his turn to give thanks, he said he was thankful justice was done in kenosha

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:23 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:13 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:13 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:26 PM
Author: overrated dun nowag brunch

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:23 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:10 PM
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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:05 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:45 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:51 AM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

a terse, catty, and mysterious exchange between two of your spinster aunts over some ancient feud that no one quite understands

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:57 AM
Author: soul-stirring sinister weed whacker

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:04 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:30 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:26 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:21 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:24 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:39 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:53 AM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

your 12 year old nephew, who is clearly cis, announcing to everyone that he is nonbinary and insists everyone refer to him as "they"

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:26 PM
Author: overrated dun nowag brunch

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:55 AM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

your catty sister making snide remarks about how "oh, looks like the fresh juice was a big hit", implying you drank more than your fair share

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:21 PM
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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:35 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:57 AM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:14 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:21 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:10 PM
Author: Appetizing Party Of The First Part Boiling Water

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:13 PM
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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:52 AM
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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: Pearly hell

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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:55 PM
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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:34 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:54 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:00 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:24 PM
Author: saffron stain blood rage

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:28 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:53 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:14 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:22 PM
Author: gold private investor dingle berry



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:24 PM
Author: amber sneaky criminal



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:01 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

your cousin's date, who is meeting for the family the first time, making every conservation about cryptocurrency and blithely making remarks like "honestly, anyone still holding fiat is stupid and deserves what's coming"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43494894)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: Wild bespoke wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43494900)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: Crystalline patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43497029)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: overrated dun nowag brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43497064)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:20 PM
Author: white chapel

Claire TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498066)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: Pearly hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43502397)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: provocative step-uncle's house trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43505349)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:00 PM
Author: Boyish crimson tanning salon hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43494888)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:03 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

you suddenly realize you've been talking about the chauvin trial for 15 minutes straight, and have displayed a worryingly deep knowledge of the facts of the case and why chauvin should have walked. everyone is staring at you awkwardly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43494906)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:14 PM
Author: Galvanic point scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495851)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: overrated dun nowag brunch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43497069)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 11:31 PM
Author: passionate coral liquid oxygen ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43504904)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:43 PM
Author: Fuchsia Impertinent Locale Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43523599)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: buff sex offender cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43494902)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:05 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

you awkwardly trying to change the topic for 15 minutes as an uncle you hardly know pitches you a "can't lose" investment after he catches wind of your crypto gains

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43494915)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:06 PM
Author: buff sex offender cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43494924)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: overrated dun nowag brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43497070)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:04 PM
Author: Obsidian bull headed electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43494913)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:07 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

your uncle huffing audibly as your 19 year old cousin insists of having a land acknowledgement before prayer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43494929)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:32 PM
Author: odious submissive skinny woman meetinghouse

I wish we could dig up the Indians who owned the land before me so that I could genocide their bones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495489)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: overrated dun nowag brunch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43497071)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 1:22 AM
Author: emerald stage police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43505308)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:05 PM
Author: Motley green feces plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43494917)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:09 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

tempers flare at the childrens table as a child of a rich relative calls the child of a poor relative a "dirty console peasant"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43494947)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:03 PM
Author: purple house hunting ground

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495287)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:13 PM
Author: Wonderful Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43494974)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:17 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

your sister finally interjects into a conversation between you and your brother, who have been making subtle jokes about your sister's date within her earshot, who has fallen asleep on the barcalounger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43494993)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:04 PM
Author: purple house hunting ground

180 barcalounger reference. you're on a roll. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495292)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:16 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

i was thinking of the sopranos with janice's narcoleptic fiancé who continually asks "have you heard the good news?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495376)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:14 PM
Author: razzmatazz queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43494981)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:19 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

your vegan cousin slamming her fork down and going on a rant after her mother says "see, a little butter isn't so bad" when she notices her daughter has finished a plate of "vegan string beans" made especially for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495000)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:01 PM
Author: razzmatazz queen of the night

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495269)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: charismatic sweet tailpipe gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495487)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:02 PM
Author: purple house hunting ground

this is my wife's favorite so far. 100% something her mother would do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43496125)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 1:40 AM
Author: bistre big telephone

You read XO with your wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43505340)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:09 PM
Author: Unholy metal psychic church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43496193)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:42 PM
Author: Stimulating fantasy-prone nibblets home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498210)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:14 PM
Author: elite school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498772)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:17 PM
Author: stirring casino

(Jonathan Franzen cutting and pasting this thread into a google doc)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43494994)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:22 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

your uncle going on perplexing, long-winded rant about the future of "the team" after someone remarks that it's "just not the lions year" as the game concludes 27-6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495023)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:17 PM
Author: fluffy concupiscible stead jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43494995)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:24 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

they hushed, tense conversation between your aunt and her college aged daughter about how he's the "product of his time" as your grandfather, the head patriarch of the family, openly criticizes "the niggers and the kikes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495032)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:25 PM
Author: fluffy concupiscible stead jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495042)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: overrated dun nowag brunch

highly preftigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43497077)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Spectacular crawly gay wizard multi-billionaire

This is my family's thanksgiving except there is no hushed, tense conversation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498282)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:44 PM
Author: Pearly hell

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43502482)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 AM
Author: mind-boggling toaster base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#47092932)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: Heady dilemma jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495044)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:28 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

your 38 year old cousin trying to respond politely while choking back tears as your oblivious grandmothers asks "are you two trying to have children?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495051)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: overrated dun nowag brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43497081)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: Naked cerebral bawdyhouse

ty for the conversation starters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495045)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:30 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

"mom told me i wasn't allowed to bring my PARTNERS", your polyamorous, overweight 27 year old cousin responds when asked if she's dating anyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495067)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: overrated dun nowag brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43497082)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:00 PM
Author: mustard comical corner messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495257)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:03 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

your grandfather's delightfully oblivious conversation between your middle-aged cousin and his "friend" gary about their recent trip to the bahamas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495284)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:45 PM
Author: Pearly hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43502488)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:02 PM
Author: costumed twinkling public bath gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495275)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:09 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

your brother finally says "can you speak normally for once?" to your nephew, an awkward 15 year old who has been speaking in gen z memes and internet slang the entire evening, resulting in a tense exchange between him and his sister (the child's mother).

you have been quietly appreciating his memes from across the table, but as 37 year old balding lawyer you have been too scared to reveal you know all of his references.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495326)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:22 PM
Author: purple house hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495422)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:07 PM
Author: Naked cerebral bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495782)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:31 PM
Author: overrated dun nowag brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43497084)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: Wonderful Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43497089)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:40 PM
Author: fluffy concupiscible stead jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498174)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:16 PM
Author: elite school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498776)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:16 PM
Author: ruby razzle-dazzle people who are hurt

(quietly slips a "Kappa" into the conversation)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498786)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:05 PM
Author: purple house hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495300)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:11 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

you have been subtly dropping redpills on your afro-caribbean family all evening, however suddenly your college aged shitlib cousin blurts out "ted, you're really sounding like one of those alt-right nazis"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495337)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:23 PM
Author: purple house hunting ground

oh this may very much happen.

tbf, they know the deal already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495426)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:31 PM
Author: overrated dun nowag brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43497085)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:21 PM
Author: Bateful blathering roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495411)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:26 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

the awkward small talk around the table as you all pretend you can't hear your aunt absolutely berating your uncle from the garage after he went for his 9th beer of the evening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495452)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:29 PM
Author: Gaped poppy azn chad

twist: I’m the uncle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495939)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:23 PM
Author: gold private investor dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498082)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:21 PM
Author: Lime fiercely-loyal box office gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495415)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:29 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

your cousin, an underemployed 28 year old with a graduate degree, launching into a passionate, red-faced rant after your boomer uncle opines for the 5th time this evening that "this generation just doesn't want to work"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495467)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:45 PM
Author: Harsh Supple Lay

actually he's 35

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495601)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Unholy metal psychic church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43496204)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:35 AM
Author: Lime fiercely-loyal box office gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#47093052)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:28 PM
Author: charismatic sweet tailpipe gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495464)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

your 10/10 second cousin, who has been creating selfie tiktoks most of the evening, getting into a petulant argument when her mother insists she puts her phone away during dinner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495484)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:33 PM
Author: charismatic sweet tailpipe gas station

*leans over as nonchalantly as practical, trying to catch glimpse of her screen name*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495502)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

as you poast a link to the secret tiktok liar, you notice the link is purple. suddenly, you have a very shocking realization...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495634)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:09 PM
Author: charismatic sweet tailpipe gas station

no ragrets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495795)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:12 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

*after scrolling through some of her other posts, a fleeting sense of shame passes over you as your toss a soiled tissue into the trashcan*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495826)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:32 PM
Author: Pearly hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43502404)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:16 PM
Author: Galvanic point scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495863)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:29 PM
Author: odious submissive skinny woman meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495466)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:32 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

your father finally putting his foot down and telling your sister to "cut the crap", who has been trying to pitch her mlm wares the entire evening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495497)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:35 PM
Author: odious submissive skinny woman meetinghouse

Meanwhile my dick still smells like essential oils as I obviously did not grasp the intended use of what I was buying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495522)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:43 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

"dad, i'm just trying to help people improve their lives. muscadine wine was just telling me how his hudson valley pine aromatherapy incense set has done wonders on relaxing him"

"incense?" you wonder internally, as the smell emanating from your pants, not unlike a cheap pine car air-freshener, noticeably overpowers the smell of thanksgiving dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495581)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:56 PM
Author: odious submissive skinny woman meetinghouse

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495687)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:17 PM
Author: Galvanic point scourge upon the earth

You’re making my day with this stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495869)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:59 PM
Author: purple house hunting ground

i've been sharing them sporadically with my wife. she's been laughing her ass off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43496110)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:36 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

i hope she enjoyed your custom tailored one!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43496376)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: overrated dun nowag brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43497093)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:43 PM
Author: Stimulating fantasy-prone nibblets home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498216)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:01 PM
Author: Spectacular crawly gay wizard multi-billionaire

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498317)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:13 PM
Author: stirring casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498767)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:17 PM
Author: elite school cafeteria

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498792)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:33 PM
Author: Pearly hell

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43502410)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:35 PM
Author: passionate coral liquid oxygen ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43503017)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: electric hateful mad cow disease resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495480)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:35 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

you and your cousin lock eyes and continue to talk about how crazy the weather has been, pretending to not see your grandfather being whisked away by his wife after he audibly shit his pants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495517)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:53 PM
Author: Motley green feces plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495667)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 1:45 AM
Author: bistre big telephone

What is Thanksgiving like with the Secret Service watching everything?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43505353)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:43 PM
Author: talented location genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495590)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:47 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

your polite brother unconvincingly agreeing that it's "just like the real thing" as your other brother's wife slices another piece of previously untouched tofurky onto his plate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495616)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:48 PM
Author: Internet-worthy sticky state trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495627)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:51 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

your uncle, who has been obsessed with drones for several years now, grabs your arm and pulls you back into a conversation you were trying to escape regarding upcoming drone models you could not care less about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495654)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:52 PM
Author: Internet-worthy sticky state trust fund

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495657)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:52 PM
Author: Motley green feces plaza

does his son work for the parks department?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495661)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:56 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

lmao exactly what i was envisioning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495685)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Wild bespoke wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43496202)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:12 PM
Author: Galvanic point scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495832)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:15 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

you pour your fourth wild turkey of the evening as you, a lawyer, try to remain calm as you explain to your college aged niece why you think you think judge schroeder was unbiased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495860)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:19 PM
Author: Galvanic point scourge upon the earth

This seems grimly prescient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495880)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:23 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

as you turn away to splash some angostura bitters into your drink, she doesn't notice your exaggerated eye roll as she mentions "state lines" for the 20th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495896)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: overrated dun nowag brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43497095)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:12 PM
Author: Unholy metal psychic church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43496220)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: overrated dun nowag brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43497094)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:25 PM
Author: Vivacious Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495906)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:27 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

"look, i'm telling you right now i'm not going to do that" your uncle says defiantly, as your sister pleads for the family to use her child's preferred pronouns, who is running late to dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495924)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: overrated dun nowag brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43497098)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:25 PM
Author: excitant pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495909)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:29 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

dinner is suddenly interrupted when a fight between two of your teenage cousins literally comes to blows in the family room. later you hear that the argument was regarding a feud between two obscure twitch streamers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495938)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:29 PM
Author: Insane Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495934)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:36 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

in the first thanksgiving dinner you have all spent together since your father's passing, your other siblings exchange sarcastic and subtle references to their dissatisfaction over how the estate was divided.

"it's great that we still get to have dinner in the family home", says your brother, right after he made a comment implying you received the house for less than market value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495980)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:32 PM
Author: Gaped poppy azn chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495956)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:38 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

your ultra religious aunt asking your cousin and her boyfriend, who are cohabitating, progressively more intrusive and judgmental questions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495988)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:36 PM
Author: overrated dun nowag brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43497103)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:38 PM
Author: Multi-colored Mahogany Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43495993)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:41 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

you sister silently walks away from the table after she overhears a your dad tell his brother "yeah, and that jogging nigger got what was coming to him, too"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43496014)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:59 PM
Author: Multi-colored Mahogany Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43496108)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Galvanic point scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43496997)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: overrated dun nowag brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43497108)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:59 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy clear church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43496111)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:15 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

a really bizarre argument between your mother and your sister-in-law regarding whether sage should be in stuffing. your mother appears visibly upset for the reminder of the evening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43496232)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:03 PM
Author: transparent fragrant dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43496135)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:19 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

A very catty and sarcastic exchange between your wife and her sister regarding the fact your sister-in-law was the only family member who didn't purchase one your daughter's joe corbi pizzas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43496254)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Unholy metal psychic church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43496144)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:35 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

your mother-in-law escorting your drunk sister-in-law, who has been ranting about her "asshole husband" who recently had an affair someone half his age, away from the table and having a terse conversation with her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43496360)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 4:20 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted opaque factory reset button hospital

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43496641)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 4:23 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

a tense conversation between your mother-in-law and an unknown female member of your wife's family from the kitchen regarding the allocation of leftovers. months later, you will learn that this led to an irreconcilable rift and they are no longer on speaking terms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43496663)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: overrated dun nowag brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43497109)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:08 PM
Author: odious submissive skinny woman meetinghouse

Fantastic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43496941)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:11 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

your mother insisting your sister does not shout "hashtag girlboss thanksgiving!" after prayer, arguing that lettering her record the prayer for marketing material for her mlm business is as far as they'll go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43496959)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: overrated dun nowag brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43497111)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:25 PM
Author: overrated dun nowag brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43497042)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:27 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

the thanksgiving host, who smoked his turkey, arguing with several older women that the pinkness is natural and it's not undercooked. later, a significant amount of turkey is microwaved for fifteen minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43497058)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: overrated dun nowag brunch

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43497114)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:41 PM
Author: transparent fragrant dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43497124)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:45 PM
Author: Stimulating fantasy-prone nibblets home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498223)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:08 PM
Author: Spectacular crawly gay wizard multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498347)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:16 PM
Author: Galvanic point scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498780)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:22 PM
Author: elite school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498829)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Wild bespoke wrinkle

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43500221)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 11:42 PM
Author: Cyan Ungodly Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43504949)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:00 AM
Author: saffron stain blood rage

lmao even funnier when I looked it up and read this:

Numerous callers to the USDA Meat and Poultry Hotline report being alarmed when seeing "pink." To them, it means "unsafe" or "under-done." ... Turkey can remain pink even after cooking to a safe minimum internal temperature of 165 °F. The meat of smoked turkey is always pink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43510601)



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Date: November 16th, 2023 1:14 PM
Author: dull institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#47063188)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:25 PM
Author: splenetic idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43497048)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

your texan cousin is visiting from nyc, and accidentally lets slip he is not vaxx'd after telling everyone he is. a car full of several family members quickly leaves to go to the drug store and buy a large box of covid rapid tests.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43497079)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:39 PM
Author: overrated dun nowag brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43497119)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: splenetic idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43497122)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:27 PM
Author: red lascivious selfie

love these threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43497061)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

your uncle, oblivious to the fact his effeminate nephew is a homosexual, announces he's always thought gilbert & sullivan and most other musicals are "faggy".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43497086)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:45 PM
Author: red lascivious selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43497146)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:49 PM
Author: overrated dun nowag brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43497164)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:45 AM
Author: Wild bespoke wrinkle

wait if my uncle's nephew is the homo...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43500227)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 9:05 AM
Author: Galvanic point scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43505856)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:27 PM
Author: citrine spot really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43497063)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

your college aged cousin and his date nora get visibly drunk and starting getting handsy at the table, which everyone tries to ignore. you swear he whispers something about "tiny little naughty farties" to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43497099)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:39 PM
Author: overrated dun nowag brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43497116)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Wild bespoke wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43500228)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:56 PM
Author: passionate coral liquid oxygen ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43503113)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: Crystalline patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43497067)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

your hippie sister-in-law hosts dinner and surprises everyone by announcing that it's "completely pescetarian!" when they arrive. however, as dinner is being served the doorbell rings, and a large boston market turkey is delivered, ordered by you brash uncle. the uncle and your sister-in-law have a terse and sarcastic exchange, which everyone tries to ignore. ultimately there is a lot of leftover fish but the turkey is gone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43497110)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:42 PM
Author: transparent fragrant dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43497126)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:43 PM
Author: overrated dun nowag brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43497132)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Crystalline patrolman

Wow.

Gorgeous culinary decisions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498200)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:33 PM
Author: Flushed vigorous sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43497090)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

you hear your brother and sister-in-law quietly arguing in a separate room. "i told you not to invite him" you hear, as a lifted f-350 with loud exhaust sporting a gadsden flag and trump 2024 flag pulls into the driveway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43497123)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:42 PM
Author: overrated dun nowag brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43497129)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 6:24 PM
Author: purple house hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43497345)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Gaped poppy azn chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43497373)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:23 PM
Author: gold private investor dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498080)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:40 PM
Author: fluffy concupiscible stead jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498182)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:51 PM
Author: Flushed vigorous sanctuary

180 sir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43499267)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: overrated dun nowag brunch

one of the best rating threads I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43497107)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:43 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

your thanksgiving host mutters bitterly, saying something about j kenji lopez, as the group of women loudly cackle "much better!" as they pour copious amounts of gravy on their nuked, dry turkey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43497131)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:43 PM
Author: overrated dun nowag brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43497135)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:47 PM
Author: Copper 180 fanboi water buffalo

this one and the one above about the pink in smoked turkey will definitely happen in my house and it will fucking piss me off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43497156)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:51 PM
Author: transparent fragrant dragon

don't subject your family to gay foodie shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43497171)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:20 PM
Author: gold private investor dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498067)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:27 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

during dinner the host sees his nephew cutting something in the kitchen on his marble counter, and suddenly springs from his chair shouting "that's a $1,999.99 nippon steel blade you animal!" the host's brother, the child's parent, takes his brother aside and you hear a tense conversation, at one point your hear him say "your stupid little knife hobby is getting out of control".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498106)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:37 PM
Author: gold private investor dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498141)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:51 PM
Author: Stimulating fantasy-prone nibblets home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498255)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:09 AM
Author: Gaped poppy azn chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43500135)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: fluffy concupiscible stead jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498194)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:43 PM
Author: Crystalline patrolman

spit out my drink at this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498215)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:45 PM
Author: overrated dun nowag brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498226)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:03 PM
Author: purple house hunting ground

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498720)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:37 PM
Author: Doobsian Bonkers Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498149)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:42 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

the tense conversation between your grandmother and your brother's date: a black woman. it mostly goes ok, although everyone squirms when you grandmother, attempting to be gregarious, announces "this one's one of the good ones!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498211)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:46 PM
Author: overrated dun nowag brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498232)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:48 PM
Author: Doobsian Bonkers Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498240)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:05 PM
Author: contagious cream theater stage partner

Thursday night crew ribs analyst Mark Sanchez by showing a replay of the infamous “butt fumble.” You drunkenly claim that Sanchez would have 5 Super Bowls by now if he were in the Patriots system while Brady would be the one doing butt stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498330)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:39 PM
Author: razzle magenta site double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498158)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:45 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

your cousin, who owes several people at the table money, discussing the merits of the various bronco models and why it "it ultimately just made sense" to get the founder's edition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498224)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:46 PM
Author: overrated dun nowag brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498229)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: Stimulating fantasy-prone nibblets home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498268)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: razzle magenta site double fault

TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498270)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:06 PM
Author: Galvanic point scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498333)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:04 PM
Author: purple house hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498723)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:16 PM
Author: aquamarine infuriating ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498779)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: elite school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498841)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: mint organic girlfriend pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498222)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:49 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

two of your cousins, both middle aged men who have been drinking since noon, having a conversation about the final season of game of thrones, which starts gregariously but eventually devolves into bitter, heated exchange.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498248)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: mint organic girlfriend pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498283)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:18 PM
Author: Galvanic point scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498796)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:52 PM
Author: Stimulating fantasy-prone nibblets home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498267)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:54 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

your prepper uncle steering every conversation towards the merits of physical silver, different types of dried food options, and the certainty of an economic apocalypse in the very near future.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498276)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:59 PM
Author: Stimulating fantasy-prone nibblets home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498305)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:27 PM
Author: overrated dun nowag brunch

this is very close to how mine is gonna go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498856)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:01 PM
Author: Nighttime station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498316)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:07 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

your sister, a 42 year old partner at a local midlaw firm, lecturing your cousin, a 22 year old college senior who is recently engaged, on how kids and family can wait, but delaying a graduate education and career can have disastrous consequences.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498340)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:18 PM
Author: Galvanic point scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498798)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:27 PM
Author: overrated dun nowag brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498859)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:40 PM
Author: well-lubricated space

presumptive 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498590)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:48 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

your cousin, at 27 year old bartender who has never worked more than part time, having an argument with your uncle, a former pipefitter who retired early on social security disability due to a questionable injury, having a heated debate about the economy and generational attitudes. the thrust of both of their arguments is that the other generation is entitled and lazy, which is the source of most of the economic problems in the world today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498629)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:52 PM
Author: well-lubricated space

confirmed 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498655)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:02 PM
Author: Pearly hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43529477)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:05 PM
Author: purple house hunting ground

divisive af.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498733)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:10 PM
Author: swashbuckling federal dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498755)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:18 PM
Author: Galvanic point scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498800)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:27 PM
Author: overrated dun nowag brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498860)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:58 PM
Author: autistic carmine becky parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498686)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

a hush falls over the comfort family's thanksgiving meal when your bleeding heart cousin suggests we simply deport the niggers and kikes rather than exterminate them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498703)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:04 PM
Author: autistic carmine becky parlour

To be fair,

*hurls bowl of steaming hot paneer saag at the wall*

"WHITE FUCKING POWER!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498727)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:05 PM
Author: purple house hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498736)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:10 PM
Author: swashbuckling federal dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498757)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: overrated dun nowag brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498842)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:26 PM
Author: elite school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498851)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:55 AM
Author: Galvanic point scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43500039)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 10:18 AM
Author: Stimulating fantasy-prone nibblets home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43500601)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: overrated dun nowag brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498844)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:04 PM
Author: swashbuckling federal dopamine

Can we please comingle this with the "I want to fuck my sister-in-law and she's making it hard for me to resist" threading?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498728)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:12 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

your wife telling your sex-positive sister-in-law "ok, enough is enough" when she hears her ask your 14 year old daughter how frequently she masturbates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498762)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:12 PM
Author: swashbuckling federal dopamine

oh god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498764)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:19 PM
Author: Galvanic point scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498809)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: overrated dun nowag brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498846)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:51 AM
Author: Wild bespoke wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43500244)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 9:12 AM
Author: Gaped poppy azn chad

whoa boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43500310)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:45 PM
Author: Cyan Ungodly Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43503616)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:06 PM
Author: Claret Erotic Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498738)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:18 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

your uncle and step-cousin's three-hour long argument over whether January 6th people are insurrectionists or patriots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498795)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:28 PM
Author: Claret Erotic Hissy Fit

lmao this conversation will take place, and run its course in >5 minutes, after which the guys go quiet for 2 hours until cousin brings out a dusty bottle of brandy, says “fuck politics let’s talk about that Clemson game”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498866)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: Racy idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498843)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:39 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

your double-masked cousin polling each guest what they have individually done to combat white supremacy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498913)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:42 PM
Author: Racy idea he suggested

FUCK YES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43498928)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:10 AM
Author: overrated dun nowag brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43499325)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:18 AM
Author: Curious fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43499345)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:21 AM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

the awkward conversation between you and your niece's boyfriend as you try to make him feel comfortable, despite the fact everyone knows that 45 min earlier your brother berated him after catching him wrist deep in your niece in the basement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43499353)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:27 AM
Author: Curious fortuitous meteor

this actually could happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43499376)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: Galvanic point scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43500036)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:23 AM
Author: exciting balding theatre prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43499357)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:28 AM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

your nephew, clearly stoned, incoherently ranting about the nature of the universe to your grandmother, who is nodding along and seemingly interested in what he's saying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43499381)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 1:12 AM
Author: purple house hunting ground

grandma going to bed, pulling the comforter tightly by her chin..."that geoff is the only motherfucker with any sense in this house. oh well."

she was fully aware that geoff was stoned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43499525)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:54 AM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

*pops 50mg edible before putting on her "stories", i.e. wheel of fortune and jeopardy*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43500116)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Glassy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43500118)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:01 AM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

the moment when you stoic uncle finally snaps and curses at your cunt aunt, who has been carping on him all evening. the comment that did it was "oh, don't worry about passing the stuffing henry, i'll just reach across everyone and grab it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43500127)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 11:11 AM
Author: purple house hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43500811)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:22 PM
Author: Glassy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43502362)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:52 AM
Author: Histrionic salmon temple

Oh shit am I too late? 180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43500246)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 9:01 AM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

your aunt and mother arguing over how much longer they have to wait for your ne'er-do-well cousin before you start eating. after delaying dinner for 45min, johnny shows up during prayer wearing a wrinkled nirvana t-shirt and reeking of cigarettes and weed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43500270)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 9:54 AM
Author: overrated dun nowag brunch

Have experienced nearly this exact situation, the piece of shit complained that we started without him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43500487)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:00 PM
Author: red lascivious selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43501067)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:31 PM
Author: Pearly hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43502399)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:28 PM
Author: Rebellious Drab Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43502386)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:42 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

your uncle asks his sister-in-law, the host, "where's rufus this year?", unaware that rufus was struck by a car last month and she's still not over her beloved chow-chow being mowed down. after bravely trying to choke down tears, she excuses herself to the kitchen ostensibly to carve some more turkey. the table engages in desperate small talk as they ignore her quiet sobbing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43502470)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:43 PM
Author: Rebellious Drab Mad-dog Skullcap

Good Lord, it's like you know my sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43502474)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:29 PM
Author: Pearly hell

180 work, rate me please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43502389)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:45 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

the lecture your grandmother is giving your shitlib female cousin, who has gauges and visible tattoos, over what it means to be a proper woman. the guests shift uncomfortably when grandma begins recounting stories of her youth, which include several anecdotes of casual sexual harassment, which she seems to recount with glee and nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43502489)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:56 PM
Author: Pearly hell

180. this has actually happened in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43502563)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 4:08 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

"when i was a typist for the bell corporation, my manager mr. cunningsworth was one of those jolly sorts. if he caught you gossiping with the other girls he would give your bottom such a pinch! i'd wear two sets of undergarments even in the summer. he was such a joyful soul. one christmas party he emerged from his office in a telephone booth box with a hole cut out and his little pecker hanging out, painted bright yellow! holding a sign that read 'ring the bell for your holiday bonus!' us gals all knew his playfully devilish ways and had such a laugh. dorthey, one of the new girls, took the rascal's bait and give it a tug! we laughed and laughed. he said 'you're going to demonstrate more moxie than that, young lady! follow me to my office.' dorthey emerged half an hour later, and we had quite the gas explaining the prank and how there was no bonuses for first year girls.

oh, she looked so low, poor girl. never got to know the gal too well, come to think of it. she was diagnosed with hysteria and sent off to hillsboro county institution some time after that. oh, but we had such a jolly time gossiping about that party! mary-anne made a delightful bowl of fresh eggnog that i still dream about. i wish she would give out that recipe, but she refused to share."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43502608)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 4:10 PM
Author: transparent fragrant dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43502613)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:31 PM
Author: overrated dun nowag brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43503269)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 9:21 PM
Author: Crystalline patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43504205)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 2:27 AM
Author: adulterous aromatic reading party stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43505440)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 9:09 AM
Author: Galvanic point scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43505869)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:04 PM
Author: Pearly hell

Thread of the The Year!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43529488)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:30 PM
Author: overrated dun nowag brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43503267)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 9:07 AM
Author: Galvanic point scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43505863)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:45 PM
Author: peach impressive menage brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43502487)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:48 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

the grand negotiation of female guests over the allocation of cleaning duties, which is treated with the seriousness of a un meeting, as the male guests watch the cowboys game in a hazy whiskey and tryptophan induced stupor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43502510)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:09 PM
Author: peach impressive menage brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43503478)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:51 PM
Author: Titillating Ebony Area Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43502522)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:59 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

the conversation your nocoiner couisin is having to no one in particular as he bitterly mutters "hope he enjoys it while it lasts, the bottom is coming soon" as he crypto advocate brother, who spent all of last thanksgiving talking about something called SOL, arrives in a 2021 Aventador.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43502575)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:31 PM
Author: overrated dun nowag brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43503275)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:46 PM
Author: Cyan Ungodly Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43503623)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Internet-worthy sticky state trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43502946)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:25 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

an outwardly pleasant discussion between three adult men over which two will get a turkey leg. keen observers realize this will establish the pecking order and alpha status.

over dinner tony, a union laborer, shouts at mel, of counsel at a mid ranked vault firm: "see bro, i told you the wing is just as good"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43502982)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:36 PM
Author: Internet-worthy sticky state trust fund

*shitlaw king gets the biggest leg, union laborer mewls in the corner and submissively urinates*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43503028)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:43 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

mikey larker, a local personal injury lawyer, and his wife, who are "close friends" of your 24 year old niece, make a brief appearance to say hi after dinner. larker doesn't have a single bite, but manages to get a business card into the hands of every guest at the table and leave a wonderful impression on everyone. your niece heads out early with the larkers, explaining that "i wanna take a quick dip in their hot tub, it's such a treat on the first brisk night of the year."

afterwards, you wonder why your niece didn't run upstairs to grab her bathing suit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43503070)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:52 PM
Author: Internet-worthy sticky state trust fund

*shitlaw king chuckles to self. "heh, she likes to fuck" he mutters to no one in particular*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43503103)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:06 PM
Author: Pearly hell

*his bug-eyed azn wife nods in agreement*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43529495)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:31 PM
Author: overrated dun nowag brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43503276)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:01 PM
Author: Massive flesh french chef codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43503437)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:53 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

after losing the debate over whether dishes should be served family style or buffet style, everyone ignoring your bitter aunt's snide comments about "oh, this is MUCH more efficient" every time she has to pass a dish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43503654)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:48 PM
Author: overrated dun nowag brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43504055)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 5:35 AM
Author: Rebellious Drab Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43505594)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:43 PM
Author: Cyan Ungodly Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43503610)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:55 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

the whispered, confused debate about what you meant when you said you are thankful for "the flying j off exit 32"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43503662)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:48 PM
Author: overrated dun nowag brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43504054)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:07 PM
Author: Pearly hell

and BIG Earl! can't forget about him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43529503)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 1:45 AM
Author: provocative step-uncle's house trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43505356)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 7:34 AM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

your niece, a 27 year old seventh grade teacher and proponent of critical race theory, and your uncle, a man who posts boomer memes warning about socialism and critical race theory all day on facebook, who have been strategically seated at opposite ends of the table, having a literal shouting match back and forth over the definition of "white supremacy"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43505664)



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Date: December 1st, 2021 1:36 AM
Author: provocative step-uncle's house trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43537336)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 2:00 AM
Author: bistre big telephone

180++

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43505391)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 7:39 AM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

your apolitical nephew desperately trying to engage you conversation to save himself from an uncle who has been harping non-stop on how the media is suppressing hunter biden stories

(this will be my last rating, wouldn't be right to do them after thanksgiving, and i am a foodie faggot who got up at 1am to smoke a turkey and am turning off xo to spend the day with fam. i love you all FRIENDS and hope you have a wonderful thanksgiving)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43505670)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 7:48 AM
Author: splenetic idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43505680)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:01 AM
Author: purple house hunting ground

it was a herculean lift and should be applauded.

now this...THIS is content, people!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43510608)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:18 AM
Author: saffron stain blood rage

Amazing!!! Thread of the year for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43510688)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Stimulating fantasy-prone nibblets home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43514325)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:02 AM
Author: pontificating indian lodge potus

First classic thread in years, worthy of Krampus and that Asian midget lawyer dude with the anime ratings like GIRL UND PANZER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43510611)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 9:51 PM
Author: overrated dun nowag brunch

please respond to this thread indicating which of these conversations took place at your Thanksgiving, thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43519822)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:06 PM
Author: red lascivious selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43520169)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:44 PM
Author: overrated dun nowag brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43523601)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:48 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4972970&mc=54&forum_id=2

GORGEOUS happy get together with 180 family and no divisiveness! fuck libs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43523618)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:19 PM
Author: overrated dun nowag brunch

180 fuck libs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43523757)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 9:58 PM
Author: Floppy lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43519862)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:39 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

you lying to your aunt that you didn't bring your commercial meat slicer because "it, uh, doesn't work well on roast turkey."

(there are a handful of notable poasters i've thought of responses for, and i reserve the right to reply if they poast)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43523583)



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Date: November 30th, 2021 5:46 AM
Author: Pearly hell

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43531539)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:44 PM
Author: thriller cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43523602)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:47 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

a lib guest spontaneously combusting in anger as a blonde haired, blue eyed extremely happy and GORGEOUS family with two goldens and a golden puppy join hands and give an extremely devout, heartful, and humble prayer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43523615)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:14 PM
Author: thriller cumskin

1800000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

https://images.camaelshirt.com/2021/07/jesus-is-my-savior-golden-retriever-is-my-therapy-poster-canvas-decor-art.jpg

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0510/2705/0662/products/16633-0_27_a04622e9-fdd7-4ceb-b9f4-519c2c6ecf32_2000x.jpg?v=1623830525

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43523742)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:00 PM
Author: Pearly hell

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43529470)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:06 PM
Author: thriller cumskin

Golden Lives Matter!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43529496)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 9:43 PM
Author: overrated dun nowag brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43530254)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:20 PM
Author: thriller cumskin

And while we're on the subject, I also now think of you whenever I see golden retrievers, lmao (ever since we discussed golden retrievers at TTTs).

We are kindred spirits, I agree - always finding the beautiful Easter eggs, the windows into Heaven, the love in the ruins hiding in plain sight, oases amid the lib graffiti.

As Dostoevsky said in Brothers Karamazov:

"There was so much of God's glory around me, and I lived in shame: I didn't notice the beauty and the glory of it all."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43523760)



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Date: November 30th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: fluffy concupiscible stead jewess

such a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43531542)



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Date: November 30th, 2021 5:50 AM
Author: Pearly hell

thread of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43531544)



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Date: November 30th, 2021 5:50 AM
Author: fluffy concupiscible stead jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43531545)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 3:02 AM
Author: brass french den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#43617165)



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Date: November 16th, 2023 1:04 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#47063153)



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Date: November 16th, 2023 1:07 PM
Author: dull institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#47063158)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 10:40 AM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#47092855)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:04 AM
Author: Galvanic point scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#47092936)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:36 AM
Author: Lime fiercely-loyal box office gunner

Thanks for the content gunneratttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#47093056)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 7:42 AM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#48355177)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Clownhaired man in No chicks, only boys t-shirt tp (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Firm#49427890)