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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
Transparent Mediation
  07/17/22
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Opaque titillating temple
  07/17/22
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bat-shit-crazy bipolar school cafeteria
  07/17/22
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provocative red prole gaming laptop
  07/18/22
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Transparent Mediation
  09/29/22
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Transparent Mediation
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
alcoholic hairraiser elastic band
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
alcoholic hairraiser elastic band
  01/07/23
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provocative red prole gaming laptop
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
appetizing massive market sex offender
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
appetizing massive market sex offender
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Charismatic brass locus wrinkle
  03/18/23
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Transparent Mediation
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
appetizing massive market sex offender
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
anal university
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
Narrow-minded Coiffed Multi-billionaire Lodge
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
Kink-friendly chapel
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
Kink-friendly chapel
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Kink-friendly chapel
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
vigorous public bath giraffe
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
Kink-friendly chapel
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
Kink-friendly chapel
  08/23/24
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Kink-friendly chapel
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
Kink-friendly chapel
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
Kink-friendly chapel
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Kink-friendly chapel
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
hairless flirting jewess party of the first part
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
Zombie-like low-t crotch volcanic crater
  09/28/24
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Transparent Mediation
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
Kink-friendly chapel
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Kink-friendly chapel
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
Goy de Maupassant
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Transparent Mediation

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Firm#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: Opaque titillating temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Firm#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy bipolar school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Firm#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: provocative red prole gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Firm#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: Transparent Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Firm#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: Transparent Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Firm#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: alcoholic hairraiser elastic band

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Firm#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: alcoholic hairraiser elastic band

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Firm#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: provocative red prole gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Firm#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: appetizing massive market sex offender

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Firm#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: appetizing massive market sex offender

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Firm#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: Charismatic brass locus wrinkle

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Firm#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: Transparent Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Firm#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: appetizing massive market sex offender

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Firm#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: anal university

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Firm#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Coiffed Multi-billionaire Lodge

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Firm#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: Kink-friendly chapel

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Firm#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: Kink-friendly chapel

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Firm#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: Kink-friendly chapel

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Firm#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: vigorous public bath giraffe

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Firm#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Kink-friendly chapel

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Firm#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Kink-friendly chapel

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Firm#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Kink-friendly chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Firm#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Kink-friendly chapel

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Firm#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: Kink-friendly chapel

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Firm#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: Kink-friendly chapel

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Firm#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: hairless flirting jewess party of the first part

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Firm#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: Zombie-like low-t crotch volcanic crater

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Firm#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Transparent Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Firm#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Kink-friendly chapel

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Firm#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Kink-friendly chapel

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Firm#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Firm#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Goy de Maupassant

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Firm#49932244)