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Friend told me his daughter went to a 'Twerky Turkey' assembly at school

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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:33 AM
Author: shivering pale parlour masturbator

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Thanksgiving pageant and they had some of them dressed as pilgrims, some as turkeys, etc. Nobody dressed like an Indian for racial reasons which makes sense.

Anyway, halfway through it turned out it wasn't really that sort of pageant at all--the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

And this person (not sure if it was male or female--they might not be sure themselves) ran out in a turkey costume but it was pretty revealing. And started twerking. This went on for several minutes and then the lights came back on.

My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams) and they stopped it before it got to that part.

My friend is really angry and he wants to complain at the next school board meeting.

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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: shivering pale parlour masturbator



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:32 PM
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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: spruce hissy fit



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:41 AM
Author: Stirring plaza



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:43 AM
Author: misanthropic smoky shrine scourge upon the earth

Can't even tell if this is satire any more.

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: Alcoholic insecure sanctuary kitty cat

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Date: March 30th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: spruce hissy fit



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:44 AM
Author: glittery submissive affirmative action office

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: Fragrant Flatulent Parlor

These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!

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Date: November 24th, 2023 6:50 PM
Author: shivering pale parlour masturbator

Dude she worked hard on it be nice

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: Alcoholic insecure sanctuary kitty cat

Wait waiit wait....

We need to know the AGES of these girls before I know to unzip or not.

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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:24 AM
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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:52 PM
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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:26 AM
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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: spruce hissy fit



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:05 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: spruce hissy fit



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: Alcoholic insecure sanctuary kitty cat

"the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:50 PM
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Date: November 29th, 2023 8:04 AM
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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:01 AM
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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Indecent ocher piazza

this is like a scene from a Black remake of A Christmas Story

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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Alcoholic insecure sanctuary kitty cat



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:20 PM
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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:32 PM
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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:34 PM
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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:36 PM
Author: insanely creepy cerebral multi-billionaire

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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:19 AM
Author: shivering pale parlour masturbator

Johnsmeyer pastiche is hard but I'm proud with how this turned out

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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: citrine adulterous boistinker

she was a bowl of yams

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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:28 AM
Author: Glassy impertinent orchestra pit old irish cottage



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:43 AM
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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:28 AM
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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Boyish national security agency

they might not be sure themselves

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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: dr. heiter

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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Translucent indian lodge water buffalo

"My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams)"

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Date: May 19th, 2025 5:33 PM
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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:17 AM
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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: (she was a bowl of yams) ((zurich is stained))



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