Very weird “Bad Bunny” story from last night XO needs to take a lesson
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Date: January 1st, 2023 12:13 PM Author: beta macaca nibblets
We all went out last night to a bar. Most of us lawyers. One lawyer brought his brother who was a blue collar government dude. Looks like he’s worked out since birth.
We had this 30 year old white lawyer chick. Admittedly looks great for 30. All lawyer jokes all night. The blue collar guy mentioned that he liked bad bunny. One lawyer dweeb made some stupid comment and talked like a dweeb lawyer with uptalk and “trendy” stuff. He was chatting it up with the chick and she was laughing. For a second I thought the dweeb was making headway.
Once the alcohol hit the lawyer dweebs were on their phones and talking sports. The alpha dude kept looking at his watch. Some Spanish Bad Bunny song started playing and the alpha dude grabbed the girl’s hand and led her to the dance floor and started dancing with her. She was giggling and having a fuckin blast. Two hours after the dancing got slower with her grinding her ass on him. Then making out after New Years hit 12 and not sure if they fucked but they left together. I took a cab with all the lawyer dweebs who were high fiving about how great of a night they had.
Jfc why did I choose law?
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