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Seeking: litigation expert. Fully remote. (No litigators, please!)

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citrine jap
  02/28/23
Love these threads
flatulent ape
  02/28/23
MUST HAVE elite school credentials, at least 5-6 years at a ...
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flushed alpha set
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  11/26/23
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litigator gets to "Shaniqua Brown-Stein" just befo...
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butt cheeks of Hormuz
  04/04/26
We don't hire litigators here, we train new ones.
crimson aphrodisiac rigor chad
  02/28/23
We'd just have to undo years of wrong training if we had you...
citrine jap
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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:29 PM
Author: citrine jap



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:33 PM
Author: flatulent ape

Love these threads

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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:36 PM
Author: citrine jap

MUST HAVE elite school credentials, at least 5-6 years at a top law firm (or equivalent), and _absolutely no_ litigation experience. The ideal candidate will be an M&A or Capital Markets associate with a can-do attitude and a yen for knowledge who is deeply versed in the ins and outs of civil procedure, pleading standards, fact and expert discovery, and the civil appeals process (REPEAT: ABSOLUTELY NO LITIGATORS). If you have a passion for law (and you are NOT a litigator), please do not hesitate to contact Shaniqua Brown-Stein with a resume and an imaginative essay on your litigation expertise (the sky's the limit but to emphasize: NO LITIGATORS, not even one, we have had to repost this listing several times).

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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:37 PM
Author: flushed alpha set



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:38 PM
Author: crimson aphrodisiac rigor chad



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:41 PM
Author: flatulent ape



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Date: March 1st, 2023 12:22 PM
Author: harsh institution preventive strike



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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: nudist electric base internal respiration



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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:18 PM
Author: citrine jap



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Date: November 26th, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: exhilarant chartreuse hall



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Date: November 26th, 2023 5:38 PM
Author: citrine jap



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Date: June 20th, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: Maize sandwich

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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Date: June 20th, 2024 10:48 PM
Author: Fishy hospital

litigator gets to "Shaniqua Brown-Stein" just before jumping off the bridge.

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Date: September 7th, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: orchid international law enforcement agency cruise ship



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Date: April 4th, 2026 5:36 AM
Author: butt cheeks of Hormuz (✅🍑)



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:39 PM
Author: crimson aphrodisiac rigor chad

We don't hire litigators here, we train new ones.

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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:42 PM
Author: citrine jap

We'd just have to undo years of wrong training if we had you coming in thinking you knew litigation---much less had somehow become an _expert_ in litigation---from litigating (or, heaven forefend, being trained by litigators). We instead offer holistic and comprehensive training in what we think litigation is about according to our Litigation Experts, who are unbiased and credible since not a one was ever dumb enough to work as a litigator.

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Date: March 1st, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: citrine jap



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Date: November 27th, 2023 1:02 PM
Author: citrine jap



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Date: June 20th, 2024 10:32 PM
Author: Exciting rehab liquid oxygen



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