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cowgod writing style guide

- randomly end sentences with imo or imho - call poasters c...
amber forum regret
  02/09/24
selective capitalization of Important Words
Sapphire bearded psychic pistol
  02/09/24
this is Essential to his Style imo
Laughsome Ultramarine Mood
  02/09/24
i started Doing that too its Fun
Unholy snowy ratface
  02/09/24
What do you mean “no reason,” champ?
maroon sick house feces
  02/09/24
he claims not to be cowgod and makes a slightly disparaging ...
Unholy snowy ratface
  02/09/24
his schtick of stealing monikers applied to a different user...
Irate Flirting Factory Reset Button
  02/09/24
He also stole the whole clique theory shtick itself. He didn...
Infuriating Fuchsia Nursing Home
  02/09/24
lol the emperor has no clothes!
Irate Flirting Factory Reset Button
  02/09/24
It was written by theimmigrant, another moniker cowgod stole...
cerebral red heaven
  02/09/24
he used to use the moniker theimm1grant on jdu.
cerebral red heaven
  02/09/24
guy is a joke
maroon sick house feces
  02/09/24
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Poppy fragrant stage filthpig
  06/11/26
He also uses these abbreviations that may mean nothing did a...
maroon sick house feces
  02/09/24
ok champ
Unholy snowy ratface
  02/09/24
If only you knew much much you sucked
maroon sick house feces
  02/09/24
i like using "imnsho"
Irate Flirting Factory Reset Button
  02/09/24
all his lengthy poasts are written by chatgpt
cerebral red heaven
  02/09/24
they are but it still seems like he autistically edits them
Irate Flirting Factory Reset Button
  02/09/24
when faced with criticism, inquire about the poster's Consol...
Excitant theater stage
  02/09/24
he's incredibly boring
Bateful turdskin
  02/09/24
iyho
amber forum regret
  02/09/24
Capitalized recurring concepts treated like diseased househo...
maroon sick house feces
  06/11/26


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Date: February 9th, 2024 5:05 PM
Author: amber forum regret

- randomly end sentences with imo or imho

- call poasters champ for no reason

- blame bad things on not "acing oci"

- reference your height for no reason at all

what else?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2Firm#47385516)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: Sapphire bearded psychic pistol

selective capitalization of Important Words

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2Firm#47385525)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 6:25 PM
Author: Laughsome Ultramarine Mood

this is Essential to his Style imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2Firm#47385751)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 6:27 PM
Author: Unholy snowy ratface

i started Doing that too its Fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2Firm#47385754)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 6:25 PM
Author: maroon sick house feces

What do you mean “no reason,” champ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2Firm#47385750)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 6:28 PM
Author: Unholy snowy ratface

he claims not to be cowgod and makes a slightly disparaging remark against cowgod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2Firm#47385755)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 6:52 PM
Author: Irate Flirting Factory Reset Button

his schtick of stealing monikers applied to a different user on another board named "cowgod" awhile ago. so he sort of isnt cowgod.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2Firm#47385834)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: Infuriating Fuchsia Nursing Home

He also stole the whole clique theory shtick itself. He didn't write any of the theory, in fact he barely even has a solid grasp of the theory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2Firm#47385844)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 6:55 PM
Author: Irate Flirting Factory Reset Button

lol the emperor has no clothes!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2Firm#47385849)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 7:01 PM
Author: cerebral red heaven

It was written by theimmigrant, another moniker cowgod stole

https://web.archive.org/web/20190311111810/http://cliquetheory.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2Firm#47385864)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 7:01 PM
Author: cerebral red heaven

he used to use the moniker theimm1grant on jdu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2Firm#47385859)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 7:14 PM
Author: maroon sick house feces

guy is a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2Firm#47385915)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: Poppy fragrant stage filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2Firm#49932785)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 6:29 PM
Author: maroon sick house feces

He also uses these abbreviations that may mean nothing did all I know

fwiw

afaik

afaict

nbd

atm

dgaf

URM

ORM

HIIP

IANAE

GCN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2Firm#47385761)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 6:39 PM
Author: Unholy snowy ratface

ok champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2Firm#47385799)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: maroon sick house feces

If only you knew much much you sucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2Firm#47385801)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 6:52 PM
Author: Irate Flirting Factory Reset Button

i like using "imnsho"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2Firm#47385836)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 6:41 PM
Author: cerebral red heaven

all his lengthy poasts are written by chatgpt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2Firm#47385804)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 6:53 PM
Author: Irate Flirting Factory Reset Button

they are but it still seems like he autistically edits them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2Firm#47385840)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 6:55 PM
Author: Excitant theater stage

when faced with criticism, inquire about the poster's Console history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2Firm#47385848)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 7:04 PM
Author: Bateful turdskin

he's incredibly boring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2Firm#47385871)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 7:22 PM
Author: amber forum regret

iyho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2Firm#47385942)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 10:37 PM
Author: maroon sick house feces

Capitalized recurring concepts treated like diseased household gods.

Literate but diseased.

Funny because it is too angry to be normal.

Sincere because the contempt comes from taste, not mere contrarianism.

Forum prose with a library card and a head injury.

Too literate to be normal shitposting, too deranged to be criticism.

Long sentences that sound like someone trying to win a bar fight with subordinate clauses.

Mock-serious, half-learned, half-feral.

Treats every subject as evidence of a larger civilizational illness.

Capitalizes concepts until they become little pagan gods.

Uses repetition like a man hammering a nail into drywall that may contain asbestos.

Makes a bit out of sounding overeducated and under-socialized.

Smuggles real analysis inside theatrical contempt.

Sincere beneath the irony, which is what makes it dangerous.

Suspicious of institutions, prestige, consensus, and anyone who says “nuance” before lying.

Anti-managerial, anti-HR, anti-slop, anti-fake-sophistication.

Loves weird specificity, hates generic tasteful prose.

Sounds like a Reddit post written by a bitter adjunct who became a dock foreman.

Not clean. Not polished. Not respectable.

Funny because it overcommits.

Effective because it sometimes accidentally tells the truth.

Ends like a door closing in a cheap apartment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2Firm#49932821)