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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
Exciting Bawdyhouse Toaster
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
amber mentally impaired sanctuary
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
infuriating 180 doctorate private investor
  03/02/24
...
beady-eyed center chad
  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
glittery dun office
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
amber mentally impaired sanctuary
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
glittery dun office
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
amber mentally impaired sanctuary
  03/02/24
lmao
Territorial Cowardly Pistol
  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
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  03/03/24
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  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
Dull corner water buffalo
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
Exciting Bawdyhouse Toaster
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
sick pale school jewess
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
Exciting Bawdyhouse Toaster
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
sick pale school jewess
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
Soul-stirring zippy regret ticket booth
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
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  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
mildly autistic irradiated dilemma old irish cottage
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
wild station
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
fragrant mother idiot
  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
Jet-lagged Arrogant Electric Furnace Step-uncle's House
  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
Provocative costumed mood
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
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  03/02/24
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wine nibblets trust fund
  03/02/24
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  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
wine nibblets trust fund
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
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  03/02/24
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  03/03/24
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  03/11/24
the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death
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  03/02/24
I’m gay. (In the luisian sense) Never had gay anal ...
Exciting Bawdyhouse Toaster
  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
Lemon prole
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
Exciting Bawdyhouse Toaster
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
Lemon prole
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
boyish sooty rigpig stead
  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
glittery dun office
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
Exciting Bawdyhouse Toaster
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
Swashbuckling Cordovan Gas Station Azn
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
Exciting Bawdyhouse Toaster
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
Domesticated Forum Masturbator
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
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  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
Exciting Bawdyhouse Toaster
  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
white ungodly fortuitous meteor
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
wild station
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
Violet Spectacular Personal Credit Line
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
Provocative costumed mood
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
Soul-stirring zippy regret ticket booth
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
Provocative costumed mood
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
nighttime resort patrolman
  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
walnut therapy
  03/03/24
"shit"
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  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
thriller garnet area
  03/03/24
Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
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  03/03/24
O fortuitous anal cancer
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  03/03/24
Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
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  03/03/24
twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days t...
walnut therapy
  03/03/24
Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your b...
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  03/03/24
Did his dick hurt
Hairless Onyx Halford
  03/03/24
Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
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  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
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  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
Exciting Bawdyhouse Toaster
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
scarlet exhilarant kitchen
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
Exciting Bawdyhouse Toaster
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
sick pale school jewess
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
Exciting Bawdyhouse Toaster
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
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  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
walnut therapy
  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
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  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
Exciting Bawdyhouse Toaster
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
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  03/03/24
Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
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you'll get through this, brother
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immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
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  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
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  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
Provocative costumed mood
  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
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  03/13/24
We can fight this together, brother. (you'll have to do mo...
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Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfull...
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Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right a...
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  03/13/24
180 brother This is why everyone should get their ass bla...
wild station
  03/13/24
biannual ass blasting TP
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Damn daddy Godspeed
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beady-eyed center chad
  03/13/24
Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
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  03/13/24
Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
Deep space
  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
Cerebral Twinkling Uncleanness Box Office
  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
Excitant sickened death wish mental disorder
  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
Hairless Onyx Halford
  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
scarlet exhilarant kitchen
  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
fluffy lime rehab boistinker
  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
Exciting Bawdyhouse Toaster
  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
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  03/16/24
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Lol’d at your moniker tyft
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  03/16/24
what was it? are you retarded?
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  12/28/25
Wishing you the best bro
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you
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be well and get well, brother.
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: Exciting Bawdyhouse Toaster

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: amber mentally impaired sanctuary

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: infuriating 180 doctorate private investor

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: beady-eyed center chad



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: glittery dun office

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457425)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: amber mentally impaired sanctuary

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457461)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: glittery dun office

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: amber mentally impaired sanctuary

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: Territorial Cowardly Pistol

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: Hairraiser saffron lodge

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: Charismatic sienna church building



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: Dull corner water buffalo

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Exciting Bawdyhouse Toaster

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: sick pale school jewess

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: Exciting Bawdyhouse Toaster

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: sick pale school jewess

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: Soul-stirring zippy regret ticket booth

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Violet Spectacular Personal Credit Line

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: mildly autistic irradiated dilemma old irish cottage

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: wild station

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: fragrant mother idiot

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Arrogant Electric Furnace Step-uncle's House

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Provocative costumed mood

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: Supple Overrated Public Bath International Law Enforcement Agency

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: wine nibblets trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457429)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: Submissive bonkers sweet tailpipe cuckoldry



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: wine nibblets trust fund

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: Submissive bonkers sweet tailpipe cuckoldry

the lack of answer is the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457529)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: Territorial Cowardly Pistol



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: indigo razzle-dazzle codepig menage



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: Internet-worthy gaping preventive strike

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Exciting Bawdyhouse Toaster

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Lemon prole

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Exciting Bawdyhouse Toaster

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Lemon prole

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: boyish sooty rigpig stead

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: glittery dun office

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Exciting Bawdyhouse Toaster

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Cordovan Gas Station Azn

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Exciting Bawdyhouse Toaster

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: Domesticated Forum Masturbator

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: aphrodisiac messiness cumskin

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: Exciting Bawdyhouse Toaster

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: white ungodly fortuitous meteor

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: wild station

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: Violet Spectacular Personal Credit Line

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: Provocative costumed mood

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Soul-stirring zippy regret ticket booth

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Provocative costumed mood

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: nighttime resort patrolman

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: walnut therapy

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Arrogant Electric Furnace Step-uncle's House

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47484602)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: thriller garnet area

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: azure odious cuckold

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47458509)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: Pearly state

O fortuitous anal cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47458512)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: slippery cruel-hearted weed whacker community account

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47458607)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: walnut therapy

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47458692)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: Excitant sickened death wish mental disorder

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47458624)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: Hairless Onyx Halford

Did his dick hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47458626)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: Laughsome french den

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47459470)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: Crystalline dog poop

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47459476)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: Exciting Bawdyhouse Toaster

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47460304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: scarlet exhilarant kitchen

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47460354)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Exciting Bawdyhouse Toaster

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47460393)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: sick pale school jewess

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47460359)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Exciting Bawdyhouse Toaster

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47460394)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: Dull corner water buffalo

Excellent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47460554)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: walnut therapy

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: Federal Hideous Indirect Expression Heaven

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47460561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: Exciting Bawdyhouse Toaster

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47460567)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: Federal Hideous Indirect Expression Heaven

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: Exciting Bawdyhouse Toaster

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47484557)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Canary marvelous affirmative action nursing home



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: Soul-stirring zippy regret ticket booth

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47484562)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: Deep space

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Provocative costumed mood

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47484624)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: Provocative costumed mood

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: fragrant mother idiot

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47484827)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: Deep space



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: Federal Hideous Indirect Expression Heaven

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47484617)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: Floppy apoplectic temple

120

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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: Charismatic sienna church building



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Exciting Bawdyhouse Toaster

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Vibrant Flickering Ratface



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: stubborn comical crackhouse



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: Exciting Bawdyhouse Toaster

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: wild station

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47490560)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Crimson appetizing kitty cat

biannual ass blasting TP

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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: fluffy lime rehab boistinker



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: salmon theater stage

Damn daddy Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47490563)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: beady-eyed center chad



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Crimson appetizing kitty cat

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47490572)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: Deep space

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Cerebral Twinkling Uncleanness Box Office

What all can you eat on this diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47492201)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Excitant sickened death wish mental disorder

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47490913)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Hairless Onyx Halford

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47491391)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: scarlet exhilarant kitchen

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: fluffy lime rehab boistinker

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47490632)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: Exciting Bawdyhouse Toaster

Ty for the support bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47491349)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Violet Spectacular Personal Credit Line

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47491411)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Sinister Passionate Hall



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Chartreuse national



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Vivacious buff home



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Canary marvelous affirmative action nursing home



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Nofapping Principal's Office

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: wild station

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47491466)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: Exciting Bawdyhouse Toaster



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Crimson appetizing kitty cat

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: Exciting Bawdyhouse Toaster

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: Aromatic mahogany fat ankles selfie

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47499019)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: Violet Spectacular Personal Credit Line

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47499024)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: avocado geriatric double fault



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: Exciting Bawdyhouse Toaster

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47499077)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

what was it? are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#49545069)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: beady-eyed center chad

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47499218)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Canary marvelous affirmative action nursing home



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: Razzle Crotch Black Woman

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47499307)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: zombie-like rose digit ratio pit



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: bronze set

be well and get well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47499574)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: galvanic red range queen of the night

Pulling for you

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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Soul-stirring zippy regret ticket booth



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: Hairless Onyx Halford

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: vigorous umber plaza

Good luck and godspeed, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47499970)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Vibrant Flickering Ratface

we're all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47500321)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: rebellious locus foreskin

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: salmon theater stage

We here for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47500366)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: Federal Hideous Indirect Expression Heaven

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Bearded native blood rage

Lucky

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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: sensitive to ugliness



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