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Neighbor drove up to me while walking my dog

To bitch that my dog peed on his tree. My kid was riding her...
azure hall
  03/03/24
Was it a babby tree?
Razzle-dazzle Mildly Autistic Base Ladyboy
  03/03/24
Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed w...
azure hall
  03/03/24
Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that...
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Bearded Location
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That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?
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DESCRIBE ur neighbor
stirring domesticated mexican gaping
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Older asian couple that I never spoke to 1 time before today...
azure hall
  03/03/24
Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.
yellow talented dilemma brethren
  03/03/24
dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off
ivory jew
  03/03/24
My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought the...
azure hall
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To be fair, “My wife is still talking to them in Ch...
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180, love this twist.
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"my wife is white, and a sinophile"
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(Mitch McConnell)
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yellow talented dilemma brethren
  03/04/24
this thread just got like 10 times better
Carnelian Tripping School Liquid Oxygen
  03/04/24
dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in t...
Swashbuckling stag film
  03/03/24
ti, oc, tcr.
yellow talented dilemma brethren
  03/03/24
Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization....
iridescent resort
  03/03/24
Recently I was in line at the local faggy organic grocer and...
Dead abode round eye
  03/03/24
I had that happen to me once. The cunt actually grabbed the ...
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i’m lolling thinking about this boomer coming to the v...
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You owe us an explanation as to why you’re buying almo...
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iridescent resort
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I use it to make spinach smoothies and shit like that. It&rs...
Dead abode round eye
  03/03/24
No wonder u don't get laid
Very Tactful Box Office
  03/04/24
but how was your neighbor driving and walking your dog at th...
Grizzly startled whorehouse faggotry
  03/03/24
I only let my dogs pee on street signs snd fire hydrants in ...
erotic amber sanctuary
  03/04/24
dunno why but really love this thread, has that "only o...
Mentally Impaired Talking Lodge
  03/04/24
The whole thread is a work of art
Abusive partner
  03/04/24
great thread
dashing ticket booth cuckoldry
  03/04/24
Amazing thread that started as mundane but to incredibly XOi...
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Date: March 3rd, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: azure hall

To bitch that my dog peed on his tree. My kid was riding her bike next to me and could hear them. I know for a fact my dog didn't pee on his tree so I gave him a chance to correct himself. Asked when was this and he says just now. Paused incredulously for a long second and he didn't waiver so I said "fuck you" and walked away. He goes "what! what!"

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:42 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Mildly Autistic Base Ladyboy

Was it a babby tree?

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: azure hall

Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed when she got home (she was at brunch while this happened) that our dog pees on that tree sometimes when she walks him. She went over and apologized and the guy apologized for riding up on me this morning and they laughed about how I was MAF. Looks like we're going to be friends with these idiots now.

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Mildly Autistic Base Ladyboy

Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that they are so delicate that a little pee will kill them? Fuck apologizing to this pussy.

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: Bearded Location



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:20 PM
Author: drunken self-centered son of senegal

That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: irradiated legal warrant



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: azure hall



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Pea-brained prole cruise ship



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: aphrodisiac henna fortuitous meteor state



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: Bearded Location



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:47 AM
Author: Unhinged Flickering Church Building



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: dashing ticket booth cuckoldry



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:21 PM
Author: stirring domesticated mexican gaping

DESCRIBE ur neighbor

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: azure hall

Older asian couple that I never spoke to 1 time before today

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: yellow talented dilemma brethren

Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: ivory jew

dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:04 PM
Author: azure hall

My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought them our last box of pineapple cake from Taiwan. I refuse to go over there

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: pink home

To be fair,

“My wife is still talking to them in Chinese”

Lmao well played

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:46 PM
Author: Big office therapy



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: Harsh bateful house sweet tailpipe



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Carnelian Tripping School Liquid Oxygen



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: Unhinged Flickering Church Building



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:57 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Talking Lodge



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: Green Forum



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: Sable 180 Boltzmann

What? How would your wife speak Chinese? That is so fucking random lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Firm#47459744)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: yellow talented dilemma brethren

180, love this twist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Firm#47459857)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: Bearded Location



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: mind-boggling cuck dingle berry



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: vibrant gold space nibblets

"my wife is white, and a sinophile"

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: Hairless maniacal theater stage affirmative action



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:05 PM
Author: sticky gaming laptop

(Mitch McConnell)

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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: yellow talented dilemma brethren



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Carnelian Tripping School Liquid Oxygen

this thread just got like 10 times better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Firm#47460701)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:02 PM
Author: Swashbuckling stag film

dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in the country), but it also seems like the neighbor was out of line. You should sneak out later and pee on his precious tree yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Firm#47459735)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:39 PM
Author: yellow talented dilemma brethren

ti, oc, tcr.

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: iridescent resort

Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Firm#47459868)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Dead abode round eye

Recently I was in line at the local faggy organic grocer and this Boomer woman was upset that I took the last almond milk carton. She glared at me and was like "excuse me but I'm older and disabled and I can't go to another store for this product". I just looked at her for a moment and said "I don't give a shit". She audibly gasped and was just frozen there as I walked away, you could tell she had never been talked to like that, probably married to some ubercuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Firm#47459870)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: Big office therapy

I had that happen to me once. The cunt actually grabbed the item out of my cart while I had my back turned. I made a huge scene and she gave it back and sulked away. Fucking boomers man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Firm#47459878)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:49 PM
Author: arrogant crackhouse antidepressant drug

i’m lolling thinking about this boomer coming to the very rational conclusion that “no way is this millennial shit going to make a bombastic orgy of self-righteousness SCENE to the mortification of everyone involved in any capacity over a carton of MILK” but then it turns out she stole it from—of all fucking people— tsinah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Firm#47460279)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: iridescent resort



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: Bearded Location



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: Odious sadistic locus



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Carnelian Tripping School Liquid Oxygen



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: Unhinged Flickering Church Building



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: Abusive partner



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:08 AM
Author: dashing ticket booth cuckoldry



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: iridescent resort



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:53 PM
Author: Lime passionate locale

lol

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: Topaz Tank University

You owe us an explanation as to why you’re buying almond milk. That’s the faggiest part of the post by far

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: iridescent resort



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: Dead abode round eye

I use it to make spinach smoothies and shit like that. It’s for my Health or something iirc.

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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: Very Tactful Box Office

No wonder u don't get laid

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: Grizzly startled whorehouse faggotry

but how was your neighbor driving and walking your dog at the same time

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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:38 AM
Author: erotic amber sanctuary

I only let my dogs pee on street signs snd fire hydrants in people’s yards but there is one anti-Canite faggot in my neighborhood who puts a dainty foot high dog barrier fence up. He’s on a corner so has a few signs in his just on the street side of his fence. I make sure the dog deposits a healthy load on each every walk. He’s a gardener so usually is sitting there seething and I just laugh at him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Firm#47460950)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:46 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Talking Lodge

dunno why but really love this thread, has that "only on XO" vibe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Firm#47461201)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: Abusive partner

The whole thread is a work of art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Firm#47461213)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: dashing ticket booth cuckoldry

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Firm#47461258)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: yellow talented dilemma brethren

Amazing thread that started as mundane but to incredibly XOish twists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2Firm#47461966)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:04 PM
Author: Carnelian Tripping School Liquid Oxygen



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Date: February 20th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67



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Date: February 20th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: fatty nigger (✅🍑)



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