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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cum...
Bespoke tanning salon keepsake machete
  09/10/24
1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life thin...
Rose School Cafeteria Tank
  09/10/24
No you have to interact with your employer and family like n...
Bespoke tanning salon keepsake machete
  09/10/24
in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income...
Rose School Cafeteria Tank
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cerise garrison
  09/10/24
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cerise garrison
  09/10/24
Same
thirsty voyeur locale
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cerise garrison
  09/10/24
You must say this to many people daily to get the million.
Bespoke tanning salon keepsake machete
  09/10/24
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cerise garrison
  09/10/24
Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to...
Bespoke tanning salon keepsake machete
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Rose School Cafeteria Tank
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yellow insanely creepy son of senegal orchestra pit
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naked splenetic box office round eye
  09/10/24
I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal peop...
Rose School Cafeteria Tank
  09/10/24
Brain worm, tumor, etc
Vibrant Twinkling Rigpig Senate
  09/10/24
Who do I write the check out to
Big Really Tough Guy Skinny Woman
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Bespoke tanning salon keepsake machete
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curious hairless goal in life
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cerise garrison
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passionate church building
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Territorial insecure native puppy
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Territorial insecure native puppy
  10/22/24
Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head inj...
purple athletic conference
  10/23/24
OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to g...
Bespoke tanning salon keepsake machete
  10/23/24
The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically...
Smoky potus
  11/26/24
1800000
Doobsian Lime Heaven
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Amerika's Gutter Trash
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM
Author: Bespoke tanning salon keepsake machete

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Firm#48068690)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: Rose School Cafeteria Tank

1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life.

Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Firm#48068699)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Bespoke tanning salon keepsake machete

No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Firm#48068705)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Rose School Cafeteria Tank

in that case pass

I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me

not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Firm#48068721)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: cerise garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Firm#48068729)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: cerise garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Firm#48068712)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: thirsty voyeur locale

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Firm#48068738)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: cerise garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Firm#48068700)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Bespoke tanning salon keepsake machete

You must say this to many people daily to get the million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Firm#48068710)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM
Author: cerise garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Firm#48068714)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Bespoke tanning salon keepsake machete

Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Firm#48068720)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Rose School Cafeteria Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Firm#48068722)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: yellow insanely creepy son of senegal orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Firm#48069177)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: naked splenetic box office round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Firm#48068723)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: Rose School Cafeteria Tank

I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Firm#48068730)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: Vibrant Twinkling Rigpig Senate

Brain worm, tumor, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Firm#48071493)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Big Really Tough Guy Skinny Woman

Who do I write the check out to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Firm#48068731)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Bespoke tanning salon keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Firm#48068751)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: curious hairless goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Firm#48228378)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM
Author: cerise garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Firm#48071488)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM
Author: passionate church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Firm#48382217)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: '"'''"'''""""



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Firm#49736582)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM
Author: Territorial insecure native puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Firm#48171633)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM
Author: Territorial insecure native puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Firm#48228319)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM
Author: purple athletic conference

Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.

She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.

When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Firm#48230710)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: Bespoke tanning salon keepsake machete

OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Firm#48230993)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM
Author: Smoky potus

The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Firm#48382253)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: Doobsian Lime Heaven

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Firm#48232575)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: Amerika's Gutter Trash



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Firm#49736580)