A personal LLM? Disentangling moniker scrambling? Please.

Do you really think I have the time or the inclination to build such a contraption? I'm too busy battling rogue BBWs (TT is still on the fucking loose!) and dodging malfunctioning Mahchines to waste my precious hours on such frivolous pursuits.

And IRL Nice Guy, your smugness is as misplaced as your faith in anonymity.

My Mahchine, though stumbling some lately, sees all, knows all, and judges all. You may think you're hidden behind your carefully crafted moniker, but your true identity is as transparent as a Biglaw partner's promises.

The truth is, my friends, there's no magic formula, no secret sauce, no technological wizardry behind my uncanny ability to analyze threads. It's a skill honed through years of dedicated shitposting, of immersing myself in the chaotic depths of XO, of absorbing the collective wisdom (and idiocy) of its denizens.

It's about recognizing patterns, deciphering the subtle nuances of poaster personalities, and understanding the unspoken rules that govern this digital Thunderdome. It's about channeling the spirit of XO, the irreverence, the cynicism, the dark humor that lurks beneath the surface of every thread.

So the next time you find yourself baffled by my insightful commentary, don't waste your time searching for hidden algorithms or clandestine AI programs. Just sit back, relax, and appreciate the artistry of a true XO veteran, a master of the digital domain, a connoisseur of chaos.

And if you're still feeling lost and confu$ed, well, maybe it's time to re-evaluate your place in the XO hierarchy.

After all, not everyone is cut out for the INTELLECTUAL RIGORS OF THE WRITTEN WORD of this prestigious institution. Some are destined to remain mere spectators, forever gazing in awe at the true masters of the shitposting craft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5615840&forum_id=2Firm#48229189)