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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
Duck-like brunch mood
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
High-end institution new version
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
Duck-like brunch mood
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Violent Trip Locus Patrolman
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Adventurous area
  07/26/25
We’ve all been there
Histrionic codepig
  07/26/25
The giver or the taker lol
Duck-like brunch mood
  07/26/25
At a bar
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Violent Trip Locus Patrolman
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propecia mathematica
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Not hygienic
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High-end institution new version
  07/26/25
Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
Crusty really tough guy
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
Duck-like brunch mood
  07/26/25
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High-end institution new version
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
Crusty really tough guy
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
Violent Trip Locus Patrolman
  07/26/25
I know what to say
silver garrison
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
Duck-like brunch mood
  07/27/25
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khaki hateful stag film
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
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Violent Trip Locus Patrolman
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
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I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
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Hyperactive reading party
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We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
violet whorehouse
  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
180 well-lubricated sandwich lodge
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
Duck-like brunch mood
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High-end institution new version
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White prole
  07/27/25
I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
High-end institution new version
  07/26/25
(who did it)
unhinged fanboi
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Violent Trip Locus Patrolman
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
jade seedy theater ratface
  07/26/25
which dad tp
Heady point
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
drab alcoholic resort
  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Duck-like brunch mood

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: High-end institution new version

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Firm#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Duck-like brunch mood

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Firm#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Violent Trip Locus Patrolman



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Adventurous area



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Histrionic codepig

We’ve all been there

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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Duck-like brunch mood

The giver or the taker lol

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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: rambunctious associate location

At a bar

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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Violent Trip Locus Patrolman



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: cerebral slap-happy pistol



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Indigo passionate boltzmann



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Talented ocher church athletic conference



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: bright federal striped hyena fortuitous meteor



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: startling shrine kitty



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Chestnut fragrant corn cake becky



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Duck-like brunch mood



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Hyperactive reading party



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: 180 well-lubricated sandwich lodge



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: bearded idea he suggested famous landscape painting



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: red telephone genital piercing



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: supple space hissy fit



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: stimulating skinny woman foreskin



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: Aspie Pickup Line



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: propecia mathematica



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: ultramarine mildly autistic stage stock car

Not hygienic

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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: High-end institution new version



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Crusty really tough guy

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Firm#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Duck-like brunch mood

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Firm#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: High-end institution new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Firm#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Crusty really tough guy

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Firm#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Violent Trip Locus Patrolman

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Firm#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: silver garrison

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Firm#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: Duck-like brunch mood

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Firm#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: khaki hateful stag film



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Multi-colored hairless forum

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Firm#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: Violent Trip Locus Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Firm#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: obsidian hospital trust fund

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Firm#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: 180 well-lubricated sandwich lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Firm#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Sticky Regret

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Firm#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Hyperactive reading party



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: violet whorehouse

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Firm#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: 180 well-lubricated sandwich lodge

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Firm#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Duck-like brunch mood

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Firm#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: High-end institution new version



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: White prole



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: High-end institution new version

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Firm#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: unhinged fanboi

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Firm#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Violent Trip Locus Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Firm#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: jade seedy theater ratface

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Firm#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Heady point

which dad tp

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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: drab alcoholic resort

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Firm#49134975)