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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Red Box Office Sweet Tailpipe
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Mauve Odious Hospital
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
jet sick ratface
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Free-loading titillating wrinkle
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Rose Bat Shit Crazy Rehab
  08/30/25
...
seedy offensive national party of the first part
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Narrow-minded Marketing Idea
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
territorial rigpig masturbator
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Red Box Office Sweet Tailpipe
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
territorial rigpig masturbator
  08/31/25
...
passionate bearded ticket booth
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
jet sick ratface
  08/31/25
delusional take
passionate bearded ticket booth
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
jet sick ratface
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Mind-boggling mischievous spot jap
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
jet sick ratface
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Razzmatazz rambunctious filthpig state
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
jet sick ratface
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Red Box Office Sweet Tailpipe
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
jet sick ratface
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Red Box Office Sweet Tailpipe
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Razzmatazz rambunctious filthpig state
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
jet sick ratface
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
jet sick ratface
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
jet sick ratface
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Razzmatazz rambunctious filthpig state
  09/05/25
...
jet sick ratface
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
dashing shrine
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Razzmatazz rambunctious filthpig state
  09/05/25
...
jet sick ratface
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
jet sick ratface
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Razzmatazz rambunctious filthpig state
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Red Box Office Sweet Tailpipe
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
hot dysfunction
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
jet sick ratface
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
hot dysfunction
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
jet sick ratface
  09/05/25
Kenny
Razzmatazz rambunctious filthpig state
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Red Box Office Sweet Tailpipe
  09/06/25
...
Big harsh telephone private investor
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
jet sick ratface
  09/06/25
...
Big harsh telephone private investor
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Red Box Office Sweet Tailpipe
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
jet sick ratface
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Slate native azn
  09/07/25
Explain
Red Box Office Sweet Tailpipe
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Milky talented institution karate
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Red Box Office Sweet Tailpipe
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
jet sick ratface
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Red Box Office Sweet Tailpipe
  09/07/25
...
Mind-boggling mischievous spot jap
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
jet sick ratface
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
jet sick ratface
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
jet sick ratface
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
jet sick ratface
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
jet sick ratface
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
jet sick ratface
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
jet sick ratface
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
Razzmatazz rambunctious filthpig state
  01/18/26
...
jet sick ratface
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
pea-brained curious dragon indian lodge
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
jet sick ratface
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/28/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Red Box Office Sweet Tailpipe

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Mauve Odious Hospital

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: jet sick ratface

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Free-loading titillating wrinkle

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Rose Bat Shit Crazy Rehab

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: seedy offensive national party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Marketing Idea

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: territorial rigpig masturbator

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Red Box Office Sweet Tailpipe

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: territorial rigpig masturbator

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: passionate bearded ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: jet sick ratface

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: passionate bearded ticket booth

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: jet sick ratface

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mischievous spot jap

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: jet sick ratface

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Razzmatazz rambunctious filthpig state

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: jet sick ratface

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Red Box Office Sweet Tailpipe

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: jet sick ratface

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Red Box Office Sweet Tailpipe

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Razzmatazz rambunctious filthpig state

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: jet sick ratface

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: jet sick ratface

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: jet sick ratface

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Razzmatazz rambunctious filthpig state

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: jet sick ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: dashing shrine

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Razzmatazz rambunctious filthpig state

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: jet sick ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: jet sick ratface

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Razzmatazz rambunctious filthpig state

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Red Box Office Sweet Tailpipe

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: hot dysfunction

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: jet sick ratface

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: hot dysfunction

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: jet sick ratface

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Razzmatazz rambunctious filthpig state

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Red Box Office Sweet Tailpipe

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Big harsh telephone private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: jet sick ratface

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Big harsh telephone private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Red Box Office Sweet Tailpipe

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: jet sick ratface

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Slate native azn

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Red Box Office Sweet Tailpipe

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Milky talented institution karate

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Red Box Office Sweet Tailpipe

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: jet sick ratface

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Red Box Office Sweet Tailpipe

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mischievous spot jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: jet sick ratface

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: jet sick ratface

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: jet sick ratface

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: jet sick ratface

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: jet sick ratface

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: jet sick ratface

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: jet sick ratface

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Razzmatazz rambunctious filthpig state

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: jet sick ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: pea-brained curious dragon indian lodge

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: jet sick ratface

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
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AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49626057)