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Hypo: $2k, $4k, $8k, $16k... each day you eat 1000 calories more than day before

For each day you consume 1000 calories more than you did the...
jet-lagged aqua garrison
  09/24/25
if I make it 11 days, I get a little over 2 million obvious...
Irate Stead
  09/24/25
What is your strategy for days 7+? 7,000 calories or more pe...
jet-lagged aqua garrison
  09/24/25
PB, jams, and honey for extra calories, washed down with a l...
Irate Stead
  09/24/25
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scarlet well-lubricated library
  09/24/25
normal people are trying to have normal conversations, can y...
Irate Stead
  09/24/25
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scarlet well-lubricated library
  09/24/25
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scarlet well-lubricated library
  09/24/25
A gallon of whole milk is "only" 2400 calories. ...
jet-lagged aqua garrison
  09/24/25
no, but you can stay ahead of it for just one more day witho...
Irate Stead
  09/24/25
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scarlet well-lubricated library
  09/24/25
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scarlet well-lubricated library
  09/24/25
Whether it helps you stay ahead of it for one more day is in...
jet-lagged aqua garrison
  09/24/25
7,000 calories is what a professional athlete eats, so assum...
Flatulent slap-happy public bath regret
  09/24/25
Fats and oils are about 9.4 calories per gram. So 745 grams ...
Tan laughsome sanctuary philosopher-king
  09/24/25
I probably eat somewhere around 3.5k calories/day right now....
khaki trip hospital goal in life
  09/24/25
9/25 - 0 calories consumed, $0 earned 9/26 - 1000 calories ...
narrow-minded charismatic toaster shrine
  09/24/25
14,000 calories is a LOT of calories in one day
Irate Stead
  09/24/25
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scarlet well-lubricated library
  09/24/25
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scarlet well-lubricated library
  09/24/25
Honestly, you can keep going even after this. I mean you cou...
narrow-minded charismatic toaster shrine
  09/24/25
14k is a noble goal, but it's a ton, especially after days o...
jet-lagged aqua garrison
  09/24/25
I’ve thought about this and I think I could actually g...
alcoholic famous landscape painting background story
  09/24/25
youd prob lose some weight too, its a win win
saffron mildly autistic parlour
  09/24/25
You'd gain around 20 pounds for almost $33 million. Not a ba...
Tan laughsome sanctuary philosopher-king
  09/24/25
Got a sample 6k day from ChatGPT. This looks doable Brea...
infuriating mexican
  09/24/25
The first week is very doable. The second week quickly becom...
narrow-minded charismatic toaster shrine
  09/24/25
Add butter and oil to everything. Not that hard.
Tan laughsome sanctuary philosopher-king
  09/24/25
6300 is a cake walk, but you don't start hitting big money f...
jet-lagged aqua garrison
  09/24/25
Yea I’m a pretty big guy but I’d prob tap out ar...
infuriating mexican
  09/24/25
God that's a lot of food
Irate Stead
  09/24/25
Honestly started laughing when I got to “2 donuts&rdqu...
Greedy mediation
  09/25/25
start with a fast day, i could make it to 12K in a day i thi...
saffron mildly autistic parlour
  09/24/25
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scarlet well-lubricated library
  09/24/25
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scarlet well-lubricated library
  09/24/25
Bodybuilders routinely fail to achieve 20k. I think a 48h...
french ticket booth
  09/24/25
I don't know about a 48 hour fast beforehand. Your stomach w...
jet-lagged aqua garrison
  09/24/25
bust out the ipas and let do
mint painfully honest pisswyrm center
  09/24/25
I think the issue is that your all time max calories could b...
insanely creepy boistinker school cafeteria
  09/24/25
I would target 20 days, 20,000 calories (210,000) total, ent...
Flatulent slap-happy public bath regret
  09/24/25
I believe most competitive eaters violently purge immediatel...
180 gaming laptop step-uncle's house
  09/24/25
4 days Day 1 = 2000^0 = $1 Day 2 = 2000^1 = $2000 Day 3...
Aromatic people who are hurt pit
  09/24/25
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Flatulent slap-happy public bath regret
  09/24/25
You wouldn’t try for 5000 calories and $16 trillion?
Flatulent slap-happy public bath regret
  09/24/25
But where is Disco Fries going to get $4,096,000?
razzle deranged abode boiling water
  09/24/25
i could do it up to 10Kcal/day.
beady-eyed meetinghouse
  09/24/25
Toward the end get all your calories through soda amd proces...
Fiercely-loyal Supple Native
  09/24/25
A 12oz can of Mountain Dew is 170 calories. How many can yo...
insanely creepy boistinker school cafeteria
  09/24/25
It's extremely easy to get something more energy dense than ...
Tan laughsome sanctuary philosopher-king
  09/24/25
Oil
insanely creepy boistinker school cafeteria
  09/24/25
Gatormo and/or some other crypto centamillionaires should do...
Iridescent galvanic home
  09/24/25
In the poker boom days, pokermos in Vegas would make all kin...
jet-lagged aqua garrison
  09/24/25
you mean 2^x * 1000. anyway, i'm trying to get to day 20....
Orchid hairraiser coldplay fan bawdyhouse
  09/24/25
That fourth day ($16 trillion) would destabilize the global ...
Tan laughsome sanctuary philosopher-king
  09/24/25
Does cum count towards my calorie alottment?
Marvelous Aquamarine Crackhouse Preventive Strike
  09/24/25
Yes
insanely creepy boistinker school cafeteria
  09/24/25
0 days
Marvelous Aquamarine Crackhouse Preventive Strike
  09/24/25
If you did this for 2 weeks, you'd cause permanent metabolic...
Glittery primrose voyeur cuckold
  09/24/25
There’s no requirement you need to be sedentary.
bat shit crazy office trump supporter
  09/25/25
Can I just drink beer all day?
Pearly odious site
  09/24/25
I actually think drinking alcohol would help because it woul...
Flatulent slap-happy public bath regret
  09/25/25
I feel like people aren’t thinking this through enough...
bat shit crazy office trump supporter
  09/24/25
If you are working out you aren't eating. I would drink 60 l...
Pearly odious site
  09/25/25
You’re crazy. You would want to remain active, but st...
Flatulent slap-happy public bath regret
  09/25/25
As noted above, you can take in a lot of calories while you&...
alcoholic famous landscape painting background story
  09/25/25
Haha, go for it bud
Flatulent slap-happy public bath regret
  09/25/25
You don’t know shit about shit
alcoholic famous landscape painting background story
  09/25/25
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yapping trailer park
  09/25/25
TITCR
yapping trailer park
  09/25/25
First day eat celery all day; NEGATIVE 10000 calories. Then ...
Brilliant principal's office wagecucks
  09/25/25
No, there are no negative calories for celery. The c thermal...
Tan laughsome sanctuary philosopher-king
  09/25/25
24k cal of olive oil in 3 min https://www.youtube.com/wat...
Canary Cruel-hearted Useless Brakes
  09/25/25
“I think I have to go for the hospital for real this t...
Flatulent slap-happy public bath regret
  09/25/25
just spread it out over a day
Canary Cruel-hearted Useless Brakes
  09/25/25
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Floppy spruce plaza sound barrier
  09/25/25
So I've thought about this a lot. There's definitely a way t...
sapphire foreskin
  09/25/25
2 liters of Coca Cola has 800 calories. Drink 1 of those wit...
Pearly odious site
  09/25/25
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jet-lagged aqua garrison
  09/25/25
A loaded bloomin' onion is like 3,000 calories. If you can'...
bateful national multi-billionaire
  09/25/25


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Date: September 24th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: jet-lagged aqua garrison

For each day you consume 1000 calories more than you did the previous day, you will get $2k^X, where X is the number of consecutive days you've eaten 1000 calories more than you did the previous day.

Tomorrow is day zero to get a baseline. The day after tomorrow is day 1.

You only get one shot, so no stops and starts.

No weight gain powder or performance enhancing supplements.

If you throw up, you're counted as not successful for that day and the previous day. You still get your money for the earlier days.

A day is midnight to midnight local time.

You'll instinctively know how many calories you've had each day. No need to track or calculate it on your own.

How many days will you make it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Firm#49298172)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: Irate Stead

if I make it 11 days, I get a little over 2 million

obviously start at day 1 = 0 calories, so by day 11 = 10,000 calories, I think I can do that

then spend a couple of months exercising hours every day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Firm#49298202)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: jet-lagged aqua garrison

What is your strategy for days 7+? 7,000 calories or more per day seems difficult, especially for consecutive days.

Would you keep going if you bade it to day 11? The daily money is getting really big at that point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Firm#49298236)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Irate Stead

PB, jams, and honey for extra calories, washed down with a lot of full fat milk

I think you would have to make a judgment each day about how close you were to losing it, I don't know if I have ever eaten that many calories in a day

I would try to exercise as much as possible during this, maybe spend hours a day on a stationary bike and lifting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Firm#49298251)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: scarlet well-lubricated library

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

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Date: September 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Irate Stead

normal people are trying to have normal conversations, can you please go away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Firm#49298264)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: scarlet well-lubricated library

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Date: September 24th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: scarlet well-lubricated library

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Date: September 24th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: jet-lagged aqua garrison

A gallon of whole milk is "only" 2400 calories.

An hour on a statiionary bike probably burns only a few hundred calories. You can't "outrun" a bad diet, as the saying goes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Firm#49298352)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Irate Stead

no, but you can stay ahead of it for just one more day without throwing up and in this hypo double your money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Firm#49298390)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: scarlet well-lubricated library

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

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Date: September 24th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: scarlet well-lubricated library

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Date: September 24th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: jet-lagged aqua garrison

Whether it helps you stay ahead of it for one more day is interesting. I'm not sure if you're more likely to keep down 12k calories if you're biking throughout the day vs. if you're just laying around and trying to not move much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Firm#49298416)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Flatulent slap-happy public bath regret

7,000 calories is what a professional athlete eats, so assuming you do this with the assistance of a trainer and a nutritionist I think the average person could go pretty high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Firm#49299062)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Tan laughsome sanctuary philosopher-king

Fats and oils are about 9.4 calories per gram. So 745 grams (~26 oz.) of oil gets you to 7000 calories. That's not hard -- ~1.6 oz. (about a shot) per hour for 16 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Firm#49299192)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: khaki trip hospital goal in life

I probably eat somewhere around 3.5k calories/day right now. 10k calories in a day sounds terrible but I bet I could make it there. The diet would have to be high in full fat dairy; trying to make it there on soda and baked goods would kill me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Firm#49298241)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: narrow-minded charismatic toaster shrine

9/25 - 0 calories consumed, $0 earned

9/26 - 1000 calories consumed, $2000 earned

9/27 - 2000 calories consumed, $4000 earned

9/28 - 3000 calories consumed, $8000 earned

9/29 - 4000 calories consumed, $16,000 earned

9/30 - 5000 calories consumed, $32,000 earned

10/1 - 6000 calories consumed, $64,000 earned

10/2 - 7000 calories consumed, $128,000 earned

10/3 - 8000 calories consumed, $256,000 earned

10/4 - 9000 calories consumed, $512,000 earned

10/5 - 10000 calories consumed, $1,024,000 earned

10/6 - 11000 calories consumed, $2,048,000 earned

10/7 - 12000 calories consumed, $4,096,000 earned

10/8 - 13000 calories consumed, $8,192,000 earned

10/9 - 14000 calories consumed, $16,384,000 earned

I'd emerge after 14 days with about $32,766,000, which I think would be enough to set myself and my family up, pay off the mortgage, pay for kids school, take care of some deferred maintenance around the house, buy a pair of hiking shoes, and maybe go for a nature walk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Firm#49298265)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: Irate Stead

14,000 calories is a LOT of calories in one day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Firm#49298303)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: scarlet well-lubricated library

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Date: September 24th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: scarlet well-lubricated library

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Date: September 24th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: narrow-minded charismatic toaster shrine

Honestly, you can keep going even after this. I mean you could just drink olive oil or whatever to keep going. It would be gross, but you're talking about 10s of millions of dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Firm#49298318)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: jet-lagged aqua garrison

14k is a noble goal, but it's a ton, especially after days of 13k, 12k, etc. And you risk losing your most valuable previous day if you throw up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Firm#49298368)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: alcoholic famous landscape painting background story

I’ve thought about this and I think I could actually get pretty far. When I was serious into cycling, I was at 3-4000 calories per day in general. At a moderate endurance pace, I’d burn about 750/cal/hr and would always aim to take in roughly 400/cal/hour while on the bike. The issue is that you start to shit your brains out if you take in too many carbs while working out, but you can train your gut to handle a lot if you work at it. So if I had some time to work at it and get back in shape. I could do a bunch of long rides for a few days and knock out a ton of calories consumed, plus still be hungry before/after. Then just have one or two crazy days of eating at the end to put it over the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Firm#49298507)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: saffron mildly autistic parlour

youd prob lose some weight too, its a win win

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Firm#49299108)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Tan laughsome sanctuary philosopher-king

You'd gain around 20 pounds for almost $33 million. Not a bad trade. You can lose it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Firm#49299198)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: infuriating mexican

Got a sample 6k day from ChatGPT. This looks doable

Breakfast (~1,500)

• 5 pancakes with butter & syrup → 900

• 4 strips bacon → 200

• 3 eggs scrambled with cheese → 400

Lunch (~2,000)

• Five Guys double cheeseburger w/ bacon → 1,000

• Large fries → 950

• Soda → 250

Afternoon Snack (~800)

• Slice of cheesecake → 450

• Large latte → 350

Dinner (~1,500)

• Large pepperoni pizza (½ pie = ~1,400)

• Beer (1 pint) → 200

Late Night (~500)

• Ice cream pint (Ben & Jerry’s) → ~1,000 (but if you just do half, ~500)

Total: ~6,300



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Firm#49298291)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: narrow-minded charismatic toaster shrine

The first week is very doable. The second week quickly becomes Hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Firm#49298306)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Tan laughsome sanctuary philosopher-king

Add butter and oil to everything. Not that hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Firm#49299202)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: jet-lagged aqua garrison

6300 is a cake walk, but you don't start hitting big money for a few more days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Firm#49298376)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: infuriating mexican

Yea I’m a pretty big guy but I’d prob tap out around 10k.

10k Day

Breakfast (~2,100)

• 4 pancakes with butter & syrup → 800

• 4 scrambled eggs with cheese + 2 strips bacon → 600

• 2 donuts → 400

• 2 cups whole milk → 300

🍗 Lunch (~2,300)

• 12 buffalo wings with ranch → 1,200

• Loaded baked potato (butter, sour cream, cheese) → 600

• Soda (20 oz) → 250

• 1 slice pecan pie → 450

🍦 Afternoon (~2,000)

• 1 pint Ben & Jerry’s → 1,000

• Large chocolate milkshake → 600

• 2 candy bars → 400

🍕 Dinner (~2,300)

• Half a large pepperoni pizza (or ~4 slices) → 1,200

• 1 slice pecan pie → 450

• Mashed potatoes w/ gravy (~1 cup) → 250

• Soda (20 oz) → 250

• Ice cream scoop on pie → 150

🍪 Late Night (~1,300)

• 1 pint Häagen-Dazs → 1,000

• 2 cookies → 200

• Glass of chocolate milk → 100

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Firm#49298439)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: Irate Stead

God that's a lot of food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Firm#49298514)



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Date: September 25th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: Greedy mediation

Honestly started laughing when I got to “2 donuts”, trying to imagine a situation where I had the pancakes, bacon and eggs (with cheese, no less!) and then decided not one but TWO donuts were in order to top off breakfast.

Similarly “Afternoon” had me in stitches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Firm#49303648)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: saffron mildly autistic parlour

start with a fast day, i could make it to 12K in a day i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Firm#49298315)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: scarlet well-lubricated library

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Date: September 24th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: scarlet well-lubricated library

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Date: September 24th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: french ticket booth

Bodybuilders routinely fail to achieve 20k.

I think a 48hr fast prior to Day 1 would be very helpful, add in some intense weightlifting and high step count.

Your 1k, 2k, 3k days will still have you feeling hungry as fuck trying to deal with the fast and exercise.

Liquid calories will be your friend. Olive oil on everything. Flat 2Ls of soda like Sam Sulek.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Firm#49298949)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: jet-lagged aqua garrison

I don't know about a 48 hour fast beforehand. Your stomach would shrink, when you need all the capacity that you can get.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Firm#49298973)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: mint painfully honest pisswyrm center

bust out the ipas and let do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Firm#49298980)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: insanely creepy boistinker school cafeteria

I think the issue is that your all time max calories could be pretty high, I think 12-20k, but grinding out a 15k day after a 14k day is going to be very hard (without throwing up). I would probably stop at 10-12k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Firm#49299016)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Flatulent slap-happy public bath regret

I would target 20 days, 20,000 calories (210,000) total, entitling me to $2.1 billion.

The world record is around 50,000 calories in a single day and Joey Chestnut eats 23,000 in 10 minutes in a single contest, so assuming I’m not getting anywhere near those, I believe 20 days is possible.

I would eat primarily peanut butter bananas chocolate and drink Ensure in the later days.

Edit: LOL, I asked grok to describe the physical pain and the effects on my organs day by day and I would like to change my answer to 12 Days. It says sleep becomes impossible by day 17. I also learned the term “organ crowding”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Firm#49299039)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: 180 gaming laptop step-uncle's house

I believe most competitive eaters violently purge immediately after the contest. Joey Chestnut iirc claims he doesnt, but I dont believe him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Firm#49299139)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Aromatic people who are hurt pit

4 days

Day 1 = 2000^0 = $1

Day 2 = 2000^1 = $2000

Day 3 = 2000^2 = $4,000,000

Day 4 = 2000^3 = $8,000,000,000

At least according to OP's formula of ($2k^X).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Firm#49299090)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Flatulent slap-happy public bath regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Firm#49299092)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Flatulent slap-happy public bath regret

You wouldn’t try for 5000 calories and $16 trillion?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Firm#49299511)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 4:24 PM
Author: razzle deranged abode boiling water

But where is Disco Fries going to get $4,096,000?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Firm#49299099)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: beady-eyed meetinghouse

i could do it up to 10Kcal/day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Firm#49299107)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Supple Native

Toward the end get all your calories through soda amd processed, sugary, oily garbage food that is specifically designed to go down like nothing. I think you could drink at least 5k in calories if you really tried. Add some twinkies amd shit like that into it and you should be good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Firm#49299334)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: insanely creepy boistinker school cafeteria

A 12oz can of Mountain Dew is 170 calories. How many can you drink (probably better to go with something non-carbonated though).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Firm#49299368)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: Tan laughsome sanctuary philosopher-king

It's extremely easy to get something more energy dense than Mountain Dew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Firm#49299441)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: insanely creepy boistinker school cafeteria

Oil

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Date: September 24th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Iridescent galvanic home

Gatormo and/or some other crypto centamillionaires should do this IRL with Disco Fries and film it as a YouTube series. It would get a shitload of views and they could figure out how to monetize and split that extra revenue. I think DF makes it to the 15000 calorie day, but you could set the max at 12000. Call it The Biggest Consumer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Firm#49299532)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 7:26 PM
Author: jet-lagged aqua garrison

In the poker boom days, pokermos in Vegas would make all kinds of zany prop bets like this.

One example from slightly after that period: https://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2018/11/30/friday-hot-clicks-poker-player-richard-alati-dark-bathroom-bet

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Date: September 24th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Orchid hairraiser coldplay fan bawdyhouse

you mean 2^x * 1000.

anyway, i'm trying to get to day 20.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Firm#49299600)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Tan laughsome sanctuary philosopher-king

That fourth day ($16 trillion) would destabilize the global economy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Firm#49299881)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 8:08 PM
Author: Marvelous Aquamarine Crackhouse Preventive Strike

Does cum count towards my calorie alottment?

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Date: September 24th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: insanely creepy boistinker school cafeteria

Yes

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Date: September 24th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Marvelous Aquamarine Crackhouse Preventive Strike

0 days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Firm#49299967)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Glittery primrose voyeur cuckold

If you did this for 2 weeks, you'd cause permanent metabolic damage. You'd gain 30 pounds - mostly water at first then probably 20 pounds of visceral fat which is insane for two weeks. By day 7 you'd have constant explosive diarrhea, possible GERD. You'd be retaining an insane amount of fluid - you'd be uncomfortably puffy, swollen ankles, bloated belly. By day 10-11, you'd be constipated from your colon slowing down dramatically from being overloaded. The smell from your shit will now be unbearable and you can smell it from far away. Some people, by day 14, will be in a straight up hypertensive crisis, with cardiac arrhythmias and non-alcoholic fatty liver disease onset.

Still, you probably wouldn't die and could recoup nicely (i.e. get back to where you were) in 8-10 weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Firm#49299732)



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Date: September 25th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: bat shit crazy office trump supporter

There’s no requirement you need to be sedentary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Firm#49300562)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: Pearly odious site

Can I just drink beer all day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Firm#49299897)



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Date: September 25th, 2025 8:34 AM
Author: Flatulent slap-happy public bath regret

I actually think drinking alcohol would help because it would hijack your digestive system and more food would pass through undigested, but you would spend four hours a day on the toilet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Firm#49301779)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 11:58 PM
Author: bat shit crazy office trump supporter

I feel like people aren’t thinking this through enough.

There’s no requirement you need to be sedentary.

You could burn a lot of these calories each day through strenuous physical activity.

Make it your job to eat, workout, sleep, that’s it.

I don’t see how anyone wouldn’t make it to AT LEAST day 14 that way ($32m cumulative). And I frankly suspect plenty of us would make it deep into a 3rd week (at day 17 you’re now getting 9 figures in a day).

Remember, your ONLY job would be to eat, workout, sleep. If you’re disciplined, you can do that for 2-3 weeks and watch the money pile up.

Also fuck eating burgers and pizza and ice cream and shit. You’d want to do it through olive oil, salmon, avocados, nuts and nut butters, whole milk, rice etc. so you didn’t feel like shit.

This all seems easily doable.



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Date: September 25th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Pearly odious site

If you are working out you aren't eating. I would drink 60 light beers a day.

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Date: September 25th, 2025 8:33 AM
Author: Flatulent slap-happy public bath regret

You’re crazy. You would want to remain active, but strenuous exercise would kill you. The hardest part of ultramarathons is often the digestive issues. Your body needs to focus on digesting all of those calories and after 10,000 calories you would be so far from matching the caloric intake it wouldn’t matter.

An hour of strenuous exercise is only 1,000 calories or so. So mild exercise all day is only going to burn about 5k per day. Also, by day 12 you would have trouble moving anyway.

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Date: September 25th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: alcoholic famous landscape painting background story

As noted above, you can take in a lot of calories while you’re exercising and those calories are getting burned right away while you’re working out.

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Date: September 25th, 2025 12:19 PM
Author: Flatulent slap-happy public bath regret

Haha, go for it bud

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Date: September 25th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: alcoholic famous landscape painting background story

You don’t know shit about shit

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Date: September 25th, 2025 9:11 PM
Author: yapping trailer park



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Date: September 25th, 2025 9:11 PM
Author: yapping trailer park

TITCR

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Date: September 25th, 2025 2:55 AM
Author: Brilliant principal's office wagecucks

First day eat celery all day; NEGATIVE 10000 calories. Then you could eat less celery the next day, etc. Then start eating normally after a few days. You could make billions

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Date: September 25th, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: Tan laughsome sanctuary philosopher-king

No, there are no negative calories for celery. The c thermal effect of food isn't nearly strong enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Firm#49302137)



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Date: September 25th, 2025 3:03 AM
Author: Canary Cruel-hearted Useless Brakes

24k cal of olive oil in 3 min

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttC7KbE_uDo

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Date: September 25th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Flatulent slap-happy public bath regret

“I think I have to go for the hospital for real this time.”

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Date: September 25th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Canary Cruel-hearted Useless Brakes

just spread it out over a day

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Date: September 25th, 2025 7:37 AM
Author: Floppy spruce plaza sound barrier



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Date: September 25th, 2025 8:59 AM
Author: sapphire foreskin

So I've thought about this a lot. There's definitely a way to get over 10K with some effort, if you are picking truly calorie packed meals (just go to the Cheesecake Factory), then basically doing hour long cardio sessions in between to not only burn an extra ~600 at a time but to work up the appetite. It would be very tough for me to hit 14K but I feel like I could ladder up to 10K. Great hypo.

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Date: September 25th, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Pearly odious site

2 liters of Coca Cola has 800 calories. Drink 1 of those with each meal and you are already at 2400 calories without any effort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Firm#49301880)



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Date: September 25th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: jet-lagged aqua garrison

ty

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Date: September 25th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: bateful national multi-billionaire

A loaded bloomin' onion is like 3,000 calories. If you can't get yourself up to 15K you're a fucking pussy.

And probably a foreigner. This is a truly American challenge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Firm#49302276)