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Any tips for getting a 6 and 3 year old to make it through mass?
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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:08 AM Author: Lavender misanthropic corner volcanic crater Older one is fine sometimes but the 3 year old wants to get up and walk around and explore and the older one wants to do the same once one of us takes him to the back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308677) |
Date: September 28th, 2025 8:11 AM Author: Indigo titillating orchestra pit lol @ goyim. no 3 y/o sits thru shul. why would you expect them to? they either stay home w/ the wife, or there are kids play groups. a 3 y/o cant sit quiet in a chair for a 2 hr religious service. wtf are u thinking.
even the 6yo has no business being in a religious service for more than 10 minutes of sitting you to practice behaving. you think he knows wtf is going on on a meaningful level? |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:21 AM Author: Lavender misanthropic corner volcanic crater It’s usually slightly less than an hour.
I feel like I’m supposed to take them? Should I not be taking them until they are older? |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:23 AM Author: Indigo titillating orchestra pit you're just gonna make them hate it and resent going -- if they arent mature enough to sit there quietly for an hour long religious service. you're asking way too much of even the 6y/o, unless he's mature enough which most arent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308709) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 10:10 AM Author: nofapping olive really tough guy rigpig I thought jews very deliberately put their kids in long boring situations where they can’t go anywhere to build character or something (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308930) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 10:13 AM Author: Indigo titillating orchestra pit you thought wrong. ortho jews are all about making judaism fun for the little kids and getting them used to the environment -- then u get told later u need to study torah all day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308938) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:22 PM Author: nofapping olive really tough guy rigpig Brother I read a parenting book by some kike that explicitly said this. “The blessings of a skinned knee” iirc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49309214) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:44 PM Author: Indigo titillating orchestra pit some jew writing a parenting book doesnt go to shul (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49309255) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:37 PM Author: Yapping mind-boggling space you have to start with the indoctrination young or it won’t stick. you really think you’d believe in “yahweh” if your parents had trotted that shit out when you were 15 or something? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49309540) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 6:19 PM Author: mahogany stead hominid Subject: Von den Jüden und iren Lügen My church has ~2 hour Mass with children from 0-18 and most of them are well behaved. 6 year olds can definitely handle it with consistent parenting. They might play around in the pews a little, but whatever.
The Jew lies to separate your child from God and corrupt innocence. |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:16 AM Author: chest-beating degenerate den Three year old to the crying room. Six year old should be with Cheerios and Christ themed coloring books. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308695) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: Indigo titillating orchestra pit wtf is a crying room? is this some spaceporn thing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308792) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:11 AM Author: Zippy Queen Of The Night (disgusting protestant) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308796) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: chest-beating degenerate den Obviously you're not a catholic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308934) |
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Date: September 29th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: hilarious odious heaven community account stfu jewbag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49312295) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:18 AM Author: navy becky G-d doesn't exist. In this moment , I am euphoric. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308698) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: Fragrant chartreuse black woman They don't have child care set up somewhere in the building? I thought everyone had that. What about Sunday school?
Anyway, our normal routine when we had young kids was Grandma and Grandpa go to early service, we drop the kids off to them in the parking lot, and then they keep them so we have a few hours of peace until we get together for an early dinner at 3 or 4. |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:26 AM Author: impertinent stubborn new version stage Doesnt your church have a glass bubble room where parents with unruly kids can sit?
Please dont bring disruptive kids to church.
Why not have one parent do Saturday evening mass solo, and that one can stay home Sunday with 3yo. The rest of you can go to mass Sunday.
Otherwise, a promise of ice cream after church works wonders. |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:32 AM Author: Indigo titillating orchestra pit why do u goyim consider a 3yo unruly if he cant sit quiet for an hour religious service? that's just a 3yo being a 3yo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308857) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:33 AM Author: Zippy Queen Of The Night (boorish black baptist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308861) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:36 AM Author: Indigo titillating orchestra pit poor rc? there should be friendly play groups for kids. it shouldnt be some hellroom punishment for 3 yo's being 3 yo's (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308868) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:39 AM Author: Zippy Queen Of The Night crap flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308875) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:40 AM Author: Indigo titillating orchestra pit no wonder you goyim molest kids. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308881) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:43 AM Author: impertinent stubborn new version stage whereas you jews marry them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308885) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 10:05 AM Author: Indigo titillating orchestra pit that's muslims, actually (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308924) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:36 AM Author: impertinent stubborn new version stage arent you suppose to not be using electronic devices on Sunday or something, jewboi? Go spin your menorah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308865) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:37 AM Author: Indigo titillating orchestra pit on the seventh day he rested -- saturday (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308871) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 10:12 AM Author: chest-beating degenerate den We don't. That's why there is a crying room. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308935) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 10:14 AM Author: Indigo titillating orchestra pit why do u goyim use the name crying room as if there's something wrong with the kids? crying room sounds like theyre having some major tantrum. why cant it just be the playroom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308941) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 10:31 AM Author: blue demanding casino background story its called that because its supposed to be for babies. you really shouldnt be taking even a three year old in there unless theyre jealous that a younger sibling goes in there with mom or something (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308999) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:50 PM Author: Indigo titillating orchestra pit why isnt there a supervised children's play room for non-babies who are able to play nicely but cant sit in a hour-long service? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49309265) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 10:13 AM Author: chest-beating degenerate den The whole point of Catholic mass is to show off your entire beautiful family in their Sunday finest and feel smug and superior. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308937) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 10:19 AM Author: Crusty locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308950) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:35 AM Author: Nighttime circlehead Allow rent seeking doctors to drug them into a semi-lobotomized state. If things get tough, abdicate parental responsibility by frying their developing minds with screens (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308864) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:44 AM Author: hilarious odious heaven community account do the sat evening mass or noon on sundays. Don’t do 9am or 10:30. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308887) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 10:13 AM Author: chest-beating degenerate den Cr. Or the youth mass at 5 p.m. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308939) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:44 AM Author: blue demanding casino background story is this a novus ordo mass? first of all, dont go to those
if it was a latin mass parish it would probably be full of kids their age and younger so yours doing this would be nbd unless theres something wrong with them |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 10:52 AM Author: Grizzly nursing home love of her life Good luck finding TLM. You know who wants it gone. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49309028) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: blue demanding casino background story depends on location i guess. here theres fssp(4 sunday mass times) and sspx pretty close plus a sede place like 40 minutes away (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49309193) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 10:13 AM Author: Dark Keepsake Machete Generalized Bond exorcism (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308936) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 10:13 AM Author: Dark Keepsake Machete Generalized Bond full submersion, repeated dunking, in boiling sierra mist until the electric jew is driven out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308940) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 10:20 AM Author: Slimy Church Gay Wizard benadryl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308951) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 10:20 AM Author: Crusty locus Feed them a healthy diet and they won’t be unruly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308952) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 7:09 PM Author: electric iridescent partner market cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49310211) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:50 PM Author: Laughsome dull sandwich (childless manchild who claims to subsist on steak, whiskey, and cigarettes) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49310404) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 10:48 AM Author: comical bonkers karate filthpig We used to keep our kid w us during service until it was clear he'd had it and then one of us would take him to the church daycare. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49309022) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 11:20 AM Author: saffron stirring striped hyena fat ankles don't they have a set aside children's mass or something like that where all the families with young kids go and no one cares? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49309078) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:16 PM Author: Violet Racy Mad-dog Skullcap LJL at friendless geek and autistic DBG lecturing others ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49309198) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:50 PM Author: Indigo titillating orchestra pit i'm the only one on here who goes daily to a house of worship. i know (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49309267) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: comical bonkers karate filthpig Daily wtf that’s too much (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49310063) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:49 PM Author: Indigo titillating orchestra pit ur supposed to go 2x/day. i dont have time for that shir (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49310067) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:52 PM Author: impertinent stubborn new version stage (Sister Mary Josephine) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49310518) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:55 PM Author: Indigo titillating orchestra pit i dont get it. is this a goy joke? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49310526) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 6:26 PM Author: wild excitant stag film useless brakes religion is his whole identity. not because he's religious, but because without it he wouldn't have been given his job, fat wife, or anything at all. he's just a Loser but jews have in-group welfare for their losers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49310151) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 6:21 PM Author: Jet-lagged Laser Beams 3 year old is too young to be expected to sit through a full mass without causing some commotion. 6 year old should be all set with some snacks and a coloring book. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49310144) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 6:34 PM Author: dun appetizing psychic center religion is the opiate of the masses. lol @ believing in this fairy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49310160) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 7:10 PM Author: electric iridescent partner market Try raising them in such a way that they're not controlled by their impulses? It takes some work, but it's not that hard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49310213) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 7:58 PM Author: comical bonkers karate filthpig Should probably sit this one out.
I would not say this if you hadn’t divorced ur wife. Hell I would not say this if you had remarried. |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:06 PM Author: electric iridescent partner market Whachu mean?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49310434) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Laughsome dull sandwich (guy whose kids chopped their peckers off due to impulses) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49310410) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 7:52 PM Author: vengeful spot somehow every church managed this just fine until about 20 years ago, so the solution should be obvious, you tell them to stfu in god's house or you are going to hit them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49310263) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:49 PM Author: Indigo titillating orchestra pit you come off as an unhinged virgin in every thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49310401) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:55 PM Author: vengeful spot I'm probably the only one in this thread who went to a normal church as a child, you really would just get hauled out into the parking lot to get your ass whipped if you were a little shit and the system worked very well (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49310419) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:51 PM Author: Indigo titillating orchestra pit interesting you dont deny being an unhinged virgin who will never reproduce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49310515) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:04 PM Author: Laughsome dull sandwich We go to family mass which is right before CCD class, so full of kids. I recommend you do that if possible. As our priest tells parishioners, if someone comes to family mass and has a problem with crying kids, it's their problem.
Bring some quiet toys, like stuffed animals or matchbox cars. Promise donuts afterwards and threaten "no donuts" if they misbehave. Follow through on this. (There are free donuts available after our mass, which draws all the families.)
Hold the kid up so he or she can see what's happening. A lot of my kid's annoying behavior was caused by missing out on seeing things. Try to get them involved in the more interesting parts of mass, like exchanging signs of peace or speaking up if they take parishoners' prayers during the prayer of the faithful.
If the kid acts up and is flipping out, don't be afraid to pick him or her up and walk out. Our church is in NYC and doesn't have a crying room, so I literally had to take my younger kid outside 5-6 times between ages 3 and 4. Everyone knows it's hard, and it's really only tough for like a year or 18 months.
And geeze - when I go to mass while traveling to parishes in areas that don't have stuff like this, it is full of crazy old gray-haired people and I know the church is going to be shuttered (or doing Spanish mass only) in like 10 years. Don't stop bringing kids to church, it's the only way they might have a chance of doing it once they're an adult. |
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Date: September 29th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: Lavender misanthropic corner volcanic crater We ended up going and it was mostly ok. Brought a coloring book for both of them. Made it to communion but cut out right after. It was a “kids” mass so there were plenty of other kids around and many babies or other kids were making random noise.
I’m still pretty shitty as we’re only going once a month plus holy days of obligation. |