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This Joke Explains Iran Today (The Atlantic)

The agent asks an Iranian: “Are you willing to work fo...
canary deer antler
  03/04/26
haha wow holy shit people are still running with the "w...
bearded stubborn pit
  03/04/26
the best part is how israeli media and leadership are openly...
Frozen Step-uncle's House
  03/04/26
"I don't understand, azizam. You say Taylor Swift is pa...
disrespectful sanctuary tank
  03/04/26
what’s his moniker?
Aquamarine excitant ratface stock car
  03/04/26
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canary deer antler
  03/04/26
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Cyan area
  03/04/26
Unbelievable
rose public bath
  03/04/26


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Date: March 4th, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: canary deer antler

The agent asks an Iranian: “Are you willing to work for Israel and the United States to overthrow the Khamenei theocratic regime?”

The Iranian replies: “I am willing!”

The agent says: “That’s awesome! A hundred thousand dollars!”

The Iranian looks troubled, hesitates for a moment, grits his teeth and says: “A hundred thousand it is! But I can’t come up with that much all at once—can I pay in installments?”

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/03/iran-war-humor-people/686223/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841379&forum_id=2Firm#49714307)



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Date: March 4th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: bearded stubborn pit

haha wow holy shit people are still running with the "we'll be hailed as liberators" shit?

when the war on terror finally ended i thought the silver lining might be that it would be a long time before people would be convinced to enter another foreign boondoggle with such weak justifications. yet here we are!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841379&forum_id=2Firm#49714319)



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Date: March 4th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: Frozen Step-uncle's House

the best part is how israeli media and leadership are openly talking about how their goal is to just fuck up iran as much as possible to weaken and destroy their society so that israel can bully them forever

this is while "we" are simultaneously pitching to the "iranian people" that they should "rise up" against their own government and military

sounds like a great deal for them huh? very cool and chill stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841379&forum_id=2Firm#49716325)



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Date: March 4th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: disrespectful sanctuary tank

"I don't understand, azizam. You say Taylor Swift is paying me?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841379&forum_id=2Firm#49714336)



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Date: March 4th, 2026 10:36 AM
Author: Aquamarine excitant ratface stock car

what’s his moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841379&forum_id=2Firm#49714340)



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Date: March 4th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: canary deer antler



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Date: March 4th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: Cyan area



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Date: March 4th, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: rose public bath

Unbelievable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841379&forum_id=2Firm#49716340)