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my wife is pregnant

how over is it for me now?
Cerebral pervert
  06/04/26
what's the dad's name
Green titillating indian lodge macaca
  06/04/26
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Azure preventive strike
  06/04/26
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violent navy internal respiration stage
  06/04/26
La'Marcus / La'Trayvon / La'Darnell OP's wife's womb was ...
amber factory reset button market
  06/04/26
Boiling soup of niggercum, tp
violent navy internal respiration stage
  06/04/26
Mazel tov! 🎉
Dark submissive legend pozpig
  06/04/26
everyone told me id never sleep well again i never apprec...
razzmatazz sooty hairy legs reading party
  06/04/26
She wants to get a separate bedroom for her and the baby for...
Cerebral pervert
  06/04/26
seems unnatural
razzmatazz sooty hairy legs reading party
  06/04/26
Holy shit, you're getting imminent divorce pwned before she'...
arousing gunner institution
  06/04/26
why is sleeping apart a bad thing if I still get to fuck her...
Cerebral pervert
  06/04/26
obvious flame is obvious
arousing gunner institution
  06/04/26
cr nobody on here is "young" enough to have a &quo...
Green titillating indian lodge macaca
  06/04/26
I'm the youngest poster on this board, lil unc
Cerebral pervert
  06/04/26
Greetings, Grasshopper
bipolar translucent brunch
  06/04/26
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Green titillating indian lodge macaca
  06/04/26
Cr
offensive yapping water buffalo round eye
  06/04/26
Would there be a third bedroom for the father or would he sl...
cobalt mood
  06/04/26
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razzmatazz sooty hairy legs reading party
  06/04/26
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offensive yapping water buffalo round eye
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Racy Cocky Range Background Story
  06/05/26
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.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  06/08/26
very CR. wife and i did this w all 3 kids. she slept in a se...
Citrine razzle-dazzle forum organic girlfriend
  06/04/26
Ok but did you ever have sex with each other?
offensive yapping water buffalo round eye
  06/04/26
rofl and yes, she got on top of me and rubbed her clit ag...
Citrine razzle-dazzle forum organic girlfriend
  06/04/26
how did this come up? seems like a weird thing to decide up-...
Racy Cocky Range Background Story
  06/05/26
one baby is a fucking vacation. you fags need to grow a pair...
Diverse Shaky Address Ceo
  06/04/26
i have 5
razzmatazz sooty hairy legs reading party
  06/04/26
Yeah, no idea how you manage.
Floppy Saffron Double Fault
  06/04/26
you stop giving a fuck about the stupid details umc yuppies ...
Diverse Shaky Address Ceo
  06/04/26
her xo moniker?
curious office
  06/04/26
I mean the actual type and not XO poasters who are just weir...
Diverse Shaky Address Ceo
  06/04/26
...
....,,,.....,,....,.......,,,....,
  06/08/26
Yeah, that isn't really what I see as the problem. You went...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  06/08/26
the hope phase of the ship has pretty much sailed and yea it...
.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
  06/08/26
jfc, learn to pull out, bro
mauve stead knife
  06/04/26
i have one and i'm tired
....,,,.....,,....,.......,,,....,
  06/08/26
The first three months can be difficult, but not impossible ...
violent navy internal respiration stage
  06/04/26
Mine hated being swaddled and iirc the Snoo requires that. ...
Floppy Saffron Double Fault
  06/04/26
Same. We just fastened the straps on the thing and stuck th...
violent navy internal respiration stage
  06/04/26
ljl at a "smart" bassinet, you got fucking scammed...
Cerebral pervert
  06/04/26
You don't have to spend $2k on these. We used this one: htt...
Floppy Saffron Double Fault
  06/04/26
sleep coaches are flame. there's plenty of good free advice ...
Citrine razzle-dazzle forum organic girlfriend
  06/04/26
The gist is let them cry it out and don't sleep with them.
copper anal roommate
  06/04/26
agreed. my wife is an INTJ female. this is where she excelle...
Citrine razzle-dazzle forum organic girlfriend
  06/04/26
We never actually had her cry it out and it was fine. And n...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  06/08/26
(beta male) we had 3 kids in <5 yrs and i never lost a...
Citrine razzle-dazzle forum organic girlfriend
  06/04/26
are you a ken doll?? what happened to your nipples?
Trip Shimmering Stage
  06/05/26
nipples with milk
Citrine razzle-dazzle forum organic girlfriend
  06/05/26
What are the father's thoughts on this topic
cobalt mood
  06/04/26
with a poster?
Jet-lagged stock car orchestra pit
  06/04/26
Congrats to the father
Twinkling ladyboy
  06/04/26
If you "reproduce" in this fallen world youre a pi...
curious office
  06/04/26
that's a very Woman thing to say imo
Green titillating indian lodge macaca
  06/04/26
gbti
amber factory reset button market
  06/04/26
no u
curious office
  06/04/26
...
Jet-lagged stock car orchestra pit
  06/04/26
(non-kidmo) If you ever want to forget about all the stup...
Floppy Saffron Double Fault
  06/04/26
i was miserable as a child but high enough emotional IQ to h...
Green titillating indian lodge macaca
  06/04/26
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Nubile Digit Ratio Windowlicker
  06/04/26
I think the world of my toddler but if she is faking it then...
Floppy Saffron Double Fault
  06/04/26
wow a toddler is still too dumb to realize life itself is fl...
curious office
  06/05/26
Listen, she knows how to be thrilled with simple things in l...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  06/08/26
How is babby formed?
nudist impertinent piazza
  06/04/26
Well you see, babby is formed when daddy goes to work and mo...
arousing gunner institution
  06/04/26
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mauve stead knife
  06/04/26
One more thing - if this is your first pregnancy and you jus...
Floppy Saffron Double Fault
  06/04/26
yeah we're not saying shit for at least 3 months
Cerebral pervert
  06/04/26
We were actually about to tell everyone and got fucked at we...
Floppy Saffron Double Fault
  06/04/26
judaism says wait until 16 weeks
Citrine razzle-dazzle forum organic girlfriend
  06/04/26
I only told people at my office at like 6 months.
Floppy Saffron Double Fault
  06/04/26
good move, but irl people are gonna notice ur wife is pregna...
Citrine razzle-dazzle forum organic girlfriend
  06/04/26
How often do your coworkers see your wife?
Floppy Saffron Double Fault
  06/04/26
unfortunately, cr
mauve stead knife
  06/04/26
For me, put a lot of stress on the relationship, but the kid...
sepia pocket flask
  06/04/26
almost got divorced over the first kid. it's normal.
Citrine razzle-dazzle forum organic girlfriend
  06/04/26
maybe if you spent less time/mental energy on dumb ortho jew...
Diverse Shaky Address Ceo
  06/04/26
poor rc? i never got up in the middle of the night. i dont h...
Citrine razzle-dazzle forum organic girlfriend
  06/04/26
then tell her to sack up and focus on that and lay off the j...
Diverse Shaky Address Ceo
  06/04/26
poor rc? who said she was doing elaborate shabbos dinners wh...
Citrine razzle-dazzle forum organic girlfriend
  06/04/26
then shut the fuck up. She had it easy. Almost getting divor...
Diverse Shaky Address Ceo
  06/04/26
every mom and kid is different. 1->2 and 2->3 were sup...
Citrine razzle-dazzle forum organic girlfriend
  06/04/26
Posters freaking out about how "hard" having a kid...
Sable Faggotry Theater
  06/04/26
Lmao your a total failure as a parent and person.
wild swashbuckling university
  06/05/26
Nothing funny about it.
lavender shrine
  06/05/26
...
Gay Grandpa
  06/07/26
Is the dad around?
Mega Penis
  06/08/26


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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: Cerebral pervert

how over is it for me now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Firm#49914478)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: Green titillating indian lodge macaca

what's the dad's name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Firm#49914482)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Azure preventive strike



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: violent navy internal respiration stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Firm#49914610)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: amber factory reset button market

La'Marcus / La'Trayvon / La'Darnell

OP's wife's womb was just a boiling soup of NIGGERCUM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Firm#49914616)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: violent navy internal respiration stage

Boiling soup of niggercum, tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Firm#49914630)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: Dark submissive legend pozpig

Mazel tov! 🎉

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Firm#49914486)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: razzmatazz sooty hairy legs reading party

everyone told me id never sleep well again

i never appreciated it until i had to deal w it irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Firm#49914490)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 AM
Author: Cerebral pervert

She wants to get a separate bedroom for her and the baby for the first year so I can sleep better. Good or bad idea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Firm#49914495)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: razzmatazz sooty hairy legs reading party

seems unnatural



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Firm#49914498)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:41 AM
Author: arousing gunner institution

Holy shit, you're getting imminent divorce pwned before she's even in the third trimester. Keep it up, and you may get a world record speedrun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Firm#49914501)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: Cerebral pervert

why is sleeping apart a bad thing if I still get to fuck her? I blast white noise and can sleep in peace, she deals with all the hard stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Firm#49914504)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: arousing gunner institution

obvious flame is obvious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Firm#49914516)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:54 AM
Author: Green titillating indian lodge macaca

cr nobody on here is "young" enough to have a "baby" anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Firm#49914517)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: Cerebral pervert

I'm the youngest poster on this board, lil unc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Firm#49914520)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: bipolar translucent brunch

Greetings, Grasshopper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Firm#49914959)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:29 PM
Author: Green titillating indian lodge macaca



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: offensive yapping water buffalo round eye

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Firm#49914966)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: cobalt mood

Would there be a third bedroom for the father or would he sleep with your wife and baby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Firm#49914542)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: razzmatazz sooty hairy legs reading party



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: offensive yapping water buffalo round eye



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:36 AM
Author: Racy Cocky Range Background Story



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Firm#49924215)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Citrine razzle-dazzle forum organic girlfriend

very CR. wife and i did this w all 3 kids. she slept in a separate room w/ a baby monitor so she could hear the baby. she never slept with the baby -- that's bad for her too.

we fucked plenty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Firm#49914724)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: offensive yapping water buffalo round eye

Ok but did you ever have sex with each other?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Firm#49914975)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:54 PM
Author: Citrine razzle-dazzle forum organic girlfriend

rofl

and yes, she got on top of me and rubbed her clit against mine and we came together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Firm#49914990)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:40 AM
Author: Racy Cocky Range Background Story

how did this come up? seems like a weird thing to decide up-front

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Firm#49916460)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: Diverse Shaky Address Ceo

one baby is a fucking vacation. you fags need to grow a pair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Firm#49914585)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: razzmatazz sooty hairy legs reading party

i have 5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Firm#49914598)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Floppy Saffron Double Fault

Yeah, no idea how you manage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Firm#49914645)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: Diverse Shaky Address Ceo

you stop giving a fuck about the stupid details umc yuppies obsess over.

most relaxing recent moment I can recall was playing 9 holes with just my non-verbal autistic daughter. besides remembering to remove the cart key when we parked so she didn't drive into a creek or some shit and not making a shitmess at dinner afterwards it was relaxing as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Firm#49914663)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:05 PM
Author: curious office

her xo moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Firm#49915011)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:41 PM
Author: Diverse Shaky Address Ceo

I mean the actual type and not XO poasters who are just weirdos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Firm#49915457)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: ....,,,.....,,....,.......,,,....,




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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:21 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Yeah, that isn't really what I see as the problem. You went golfing with a child (granted, one with some issues - by the way, hopefully she'll become verbal a little later because that does happen) but could you really manage with 3-5 kids hanging around?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Firm#49924218)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:24 PM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


the hope phase of the ship has pretty much sailed and yea it’s much more chaotic to bring multiple pretty much anywhere. Like I said one is a vacation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Firm#49924223)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: mauve stead knife

jfc, learn to pull out, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Firm#49914974)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: ....,,,.....,,....,.......,,,....,


i have one and i'm tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Firm#49924271)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: violent navy internal respiration stage

The first three months can be difficult, but not impossible by any stretch. Buy a Snoo and use it as soon as possible. The kid will outgrow it around six months in, and at that point you should invest in hiring a sleep coach and just getting a good game plan to help the kid sleep through the night. You can find one under $1,000, and it can be fully remote. We did this for the second kid, and it's a game changer. Don't sleep in separate rooms unless you want to guarantee a dead bedroom, it’s tough enough as it is. Be a part of the process. Help out as much as you can or your wife's gonna end up hating your guts even more than she already does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Firm#49914608)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Floppy Saffron Double Fault

Mine hated being swaddled and iirc the Snoo requires that. But there are a bunch of alternatives that don't and I got one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Firm#49914631)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: violent navy internal respiration stage

Same. We just fastened the straps on the thing and stuck the kid in there on top

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Firm#49914649)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: Cerebral pervert

ljl at a "smart" bassinet, you got fucking scammed for a 2k chinesium crib with an app

We had sex whenever I want, I have literally never had her turn me down a single time for anything. We're doing the separate bed thing, not all the time but she said she wants me to be rested and sleep well and she'll handle most of the night stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Firm#49914656)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Floppy Saffron Double Fault

You don't have to spend $2k on these. We used this one: https://www.target.com/p/4moms-mamaroo-sleep-bassinet/-/A-79219342

This seems similar and just fine: https://www.amazon.com/UPPAbaby-Soma-Smart-Bassinet-MotionSync/dp/B0FPGR38RF/

The biggest issue with all of these is that there is nothing that's a transition for when they get bigger. Mine ended up commandeering the dog's bed and uses that to this day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Firm#49914673)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: Citrine razzle-dazzle forum organic girlfriend

sleep coaches are flame. there's plenty of good free advice on the internet, and plenty of women on baby sites who will be helpful. all our kids slept though the night much earlier than most people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Firm#49914730)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: copper anal roommate

The gist is let them cry it out and don't sleep with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Firm#49914822)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Citrine razzle-dazzle forum organic girlfriend

agreed. my wife is an INTJ female. this is where she excelled. most women are too emotional to let their babies cry it out. stupid birdbrains. a logical female can suck it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Firm#49914855)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


We never actually had her cry it out and it was fine. And now if she wakes up and has a bad dream she can come into our bed. It is all fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Firm#49924212)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Citrine razzle-dazzle forum organic girlfriend

(beta male)

we had 3 kids in <5 yrs and i never lost a night of sleep. i dont have nipples. who do i need to get up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Firm#49914718)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:38 AM
Author: Trip Shimmering Stage

are you a ken doll?? what happened to your nipples?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Firm#49916458)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: Citrine razzle-dazzle forum organic girlfriend

nipples with milk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Firm#49916575)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: cobalt mood

What are the father's thoughts on this topic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Firm#49914496)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:06 AM
Author: Jet-lagged stock car orchestra pit

with a poster?

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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:33 AM
Author: Twinkling ladyboy

Congrats to the father

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Firm#49914595)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:36 AM
Author: curious office

If you "reproduce" in this fallen world youre a piece of Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Firm#49914602)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: Green titillating indian lodge macaca

that's a very Woman thing to say imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Firm#49914620)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: amber factory reset button market

gbti

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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: curious office

no u

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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Jet-lagged stock car orchestra pit



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Floppy Saffron Double Fault

(non-kidmo)

If you ever want to forget about all the stupid bs that occupies the "news" have a kid and make them happy. My daughter is one of the happiest kids around and it brightens my life, despite all the work.

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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:54 PM
Author: Green titillating indian lodge macaca

i was miserable as a child but high enough emotional IQ to hide it from literally everybody and act normally

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Date: June 4th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: Nubile Digit Ratio Windowlicker



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:35 PM
Author: Floppy Saffron Double Fault

I think the world of my toddler but if she is faking it then she is the best actress alive.

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Date: June 5th, 2026 10:37 AM
Author: curious office

wow a toddler is still too dumb to realize life itself is flame and a death sentence, stop the presses

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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:18 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Listen, she knows how to be thrilled with simple things in life like hugging the dog or riding a horse or petting a cat. She'll throw or kick a ball and be thrilled. The reason you're miserable is that you let yourself get away from basic stuff that makes life awesome. Having a happy kid next to you is one of those things.

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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: nudist impertinent piazza

How is babby formed?

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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: arousing gunner institution

Well you see, babby is formed when daddy goes to work and mommy and mommy's boyfriend order a new babby from the babby stork

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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: mauve stead knife



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: Floppy Saffron Double Fault

One more thing - if this is your first pregnancy and you just found out definitely wait to tell people for a while. Miscarriages are way more common than people realize.

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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: Cerebral pervert

yeah we're not saying shit for at least 3 months

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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:19 AM
Author: Floppy Saffron Double Fault

We were actually about to tell everyone and got fucked at week 14.

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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: Citrine razzle-dazzle forum organic girlfriend

judaism says wait until 16 weeks

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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:18 PM
Author: Floppy Saffron Double Fault

I only told people at my office at like 6 months.

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Date: June 4th, 2026 5:04 PM
Author: Citrine razzle-dazzle forum organic girlfriend

good move, but irl people are gonna notice ur wife is pregnant at 16-20 weeks unless she's obese

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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Floppy Saffron Double Fault

How often do your coworkers see your wife?

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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: mauve stead knife

unfortunately, cr

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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: sepia pocket flask

For me, put a lot of stress on the relationship, but the kid is cool

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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: Citrine razzle-dazzle forum organic girlfriend

almost got divorced over the first kid. it's normal.

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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Diverse Shaky Address Ceo

maybe if you spent less time/mental energy on dumb ortho jew kosher shit and more on being a parent and husband it wouldn't be such a stress. the idea that having one baby strains a marriage is ridiculous. yea you have to get up in the middle of the night. fucking deal with it.

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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: Citrine razzle-dazzle forum organic girlfriend

poor rc? i never got up in the middle of the night. i dont have nipples.

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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Diverse Shaky Address Ceo

then tell her to sack up and focus on that and lay off the jew bullshit. like don't bother cooking those stupid elaborate shabbos dinners and just take it easy on weekends.

also you should be less of a creep

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Date: June 4th, 2026 4:18 PM
Author: Citrine razzle-dazzle forum organic girlfriend

poor rc? who said she was doing elaborate shabbos dinners when she had a newborn?

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Date: June 4th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Diverse Shaky Address Ceo

then shut the fuck up. She had it easy. Almost getting divorced over your fat wife not wanting to deal with one baby is not normal.

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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:04 PM
Author: Citrine razzle-dazzle forum organic girlfriend

every mom and kid is different. 1->2 and 2->3 were super easy. #1 was a huge adjustment bc kid #1 was a nightmare baby and the other 2 were easy peasy and bc neither of us knew wtf we were doing w #1

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Date: June 4th, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Sable Faggotry Theater

Posters freaking out about how "hard" having a kid is ^^^ are LJL. I didn't find it to be hard at all.

Just make sure you let them be who they were born to be.

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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:32 AM
Author: wild swashbuckling university

Lmao your a total failure as a parent and person.

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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:36 AM
Author: lavender shrine

Nothing funny about it.

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Date: June 7th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Gay Grandpa



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:24 PM
Author: Mega Penis

Is the dad around?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Firm#49924224)