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Army raises enlistment age from 35 to 42

enjoy the draft Trumpmos. you voted for it https://taskan...
Drunken Cyan Theatre Sweet Tailpipe
  03/24/26
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4663282&mc=...
Aphrodisiac chest-beating jew sneaky criminal
  03/24/26
everyone on xo is 50
Internet-worthy Claret Fanboi
  03/24/26
there are several 40ish poasters who right now are calculati...
Drunken Cyan Theatre Sweet Tailpipe
  03/24/26
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Floppy Black Woman Native
  03/25/26
Ok, but where does Israel want me to go first- Ukraine, Gaza...
Slate Rehab
  03/24/26
you will be sent to Iran. Israel can handle Gaza themselves ...
Drunken Cyan Theatre Sweet Tailpipe
  03/25/26
imagine being a fresh 42 yo recruit signing up to die for is...
dashing community account cruise ship
  03/24/26
even better if they voted for Trump because they were too st...
Drunken Cyan Theatre Sweet Tailpipe
  03/24/26
You've seen who DHS lets in now, right?
Godawful maroon regret
  03/24/26
they’d never let you in that’s for sure
Drunken Cyan Theatre Sweet Tailpipe
  03/25/26
would be hilarious if they tried to institute a draft imo
Ultramarine Alcoholic Library Depressive
  03/25/26
its definitely happening
Drunken Cyan Theatre Sweet Tailpipe
  03/25/26
idk seems far-fetched. would be without a doubt the stupides...
Ultramarine Alcoholic Library Depressive
  03/25/26
don’t think you realize how much Trump values his ego
Drunken Cyan Theatre Sweet Tailpipe
  03/25/26
this is the type of thing that might actually spark big chan...
titillating cuckoldry
  03/25/26
yeah to the vitals of draftees
Drunken Cyan Theatre Sweet Tailpipe
  03/25/26
that and their other chronic mental and physical ailments ar...
titillating cuckoldry
  03/25/26
Ban on litigators remains in effect
Flickering zippy stead boistinker
  03/25/26
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Grizzly location cumskin
  03/25/26
can they catch bullets?
Drunken Cyan Theatre Sweet Tailpipe
  03/25/26
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Wonderful massive potus
  03/25/26
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titillating cuckoldry
  03/25/26
https://x.com/ItsJuliansRum/status/2036675687893905643 Im...
Grizzly location cumskin
  03/25/26
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diverse base travel guidebook
  03/25/26
Draft already goes to 50 something. This is for the hopeless...
Appetizing Parlour Dog Poop
  03/25/26
yes, I will serve if called https://www.sss.gov/about/retur...
dull glittery field
  03/25/26
shit, I've got a shot at making E-4 by 50
Disgusting whorehouse
  03/25/26
we were boots on the ground it vietnam for years before a dr...
titillating cuckoldry
  03/25/26
Maybe this is Trump's plan to get rid of shitlibs.
diverse base travel guidebook
  03/25/26
well he should reverse his order banning troons. in fact, he...
titillating cuckoldry
  03/25/26
lollercausting HARD ITT
Multi-colored nibblets
  03/25/26
I hope you get drafted first, for honors sake
Angry Lascivious Skinny Woman Hospital
  03/25/26
yeah im legally obligated to serve in a foreign army for sur...
Multi-colored nibblets
  03/25/26
You certainly didn’t serve in the Korean Army
Angry Lascivious Skinny Woman Hospital
  03/25/26
yeah an american virgin sexpat is legally obligated to serve...
Multi-colored nibblets
  03/25/26
lol Chaebong you’re a sociopath is what you are &mdash...
overrated cruel-hearted station newt
  03/25/26
nyuug doesnt even have a korean passport bro hes gonna get s...
Multi-colored nibblets
  03/25/26
(Pussy who dodged mandatory military service)
overrated cruel-hearted station newt
  03/25/26
I hope [nyuug gets] drafted Date: March 25th, 2026 5:...
Multi-colored nibblets
  03/25/26
(Pusssssyyyyyyyyyy)
overrated cruel-hearted station newt
  03/25/26
NYUUG DRAFTED BY DEM YANKS LOLOLOLOLOL
Multi-colored nibblets
  03/25/26
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Multi-colored nibblets
  03/25/26
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Multi-colored nibblets
  03/25/26
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Multi-colored nibblets
  03/26/26
I support “Operation Darky”
Angry Lascivious Skinny Woman Hospital
  03/25/26
Xo Bald Brigade reporting for duty! *A Diaper hangs on the h...
fragrant yarmulke
  03/25/26
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Internet-worthy Claret Fanboi
  03/26/26


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Date: March 24th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Drunken Cyan Theatre Sweet Tailpipe

enjoy the draft Trumpmos. you voted for it

https://taskandpurpose.com/news/army-enlistment-age-marijuana-waiver/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849349&forum_id=2pk5w1#49766086)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac chest-beating jew sneaky criminal

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4663282&mc=47&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849349&forum_id=2pk5w1#49766090)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Claret Fanboi

everyone on xo is 50

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849349&forum_id=2pk5w1#49766091)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: Drunken Cyan Theatre Sweet Tailpipe

there are several 40ish poasters who right now are calculating the time remaining until their 43rd birthday and the end of Trump’s term

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849349&forum_id=2pk5w1#49766114)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: Floppy Black Woman Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849349&forum_id=2pk5w1#49767973)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 6:53 PM
Author: Slate Rehab

Ok, but where does Israel want me to go first- Ukraine, Gaza, Iran or Taiwan?? Just clone me and I'll bring you Xi Ji's honey jar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849349&forum_id=2pk5w1#49766184)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 8:52 AM
Author: Drunken Cyan Theatre Sweet Tailpipe

you will be sent to Iran. Israel can handle Gaza themselves and they don’t give a shit about the other two places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849349&forum_id=2pk5w1#49767504)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: dashing community account cruise ship

imagine being a fresh 42 yo recruit signing up to die for israel

i would kill myself long before it got to that point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849349&forum_id=2pk5w1#49766188)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Drunken Cyan Theatre Sweet Tailpipe

even better if they voted for Trump because they were too stupid to realize what the rest of us realized, which is that he’s exactly the kind of guy who would start a war

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849349&forum_id=2pk5w1#49766195)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Godawful maroon regret

You've seen who DHS lets in now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849349&forum_id=2pk5w1#49766194)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: Drunken Cyan Theatre Sweet Tailpipe

they’d never let you in that’s for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849349&forum_id=2pk5w1#49767582)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Ultramarine Alcoholic Library Depressive

would be hilarious if they tried to institute a draft imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849349&forum_id=2pk5w1#49767584)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 10:01 AM
Author: Drunken Cyan Theatre Sweet Tailpipe

its definitely happening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849349&forum_id=2pk5w1#49767591)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 10:02 AM
Author: Ultramarine Alcoholic Library Depressive

idk seems far-fetched. would be without a doubt the stupidest move a POTUS has ever made in history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849349&forum_id=2pk5w1#49767601)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Drunken Cyan Theatre Sweet Tailpipe

don’t think you realize how much Trump values his ego

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849349&forum_id=2pk5w1#49767607)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: titillating cuckoldry

this is the type of thing that might actually spark big changes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849349&forum_id=2pk5w1#49767678)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Drunken Cyan Theatre Sweet Tailpipe

yeah to the vitals of draftees

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849349&forum_id=2pk5w1#49768154)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 3:36 PM
Author: titillating cuckoldry

that and their other chronic mental and physical ailments are how they're going to try to get exceptions.

it would be like vietnam x1000. instead of flat feet it'll be adhd and long covid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849349&forum_id=2pk5w1#49768452)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Flickering zippy stead boistinker

Ban on litigators remains in effect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849349&forum_id=2pk5w1#49767605)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: Grizzly location cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849349&forum_id=2pk5w1#49767651)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: Drunken Cyan Theatre Sweet Tailpipe

can they catch bullets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849349&forum_id=2pk5w1#49767654)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: Wonderful massive potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849349&forum_id=2pk5w1#49767674)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: titillating cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849349&forum_id=2pk5w1#49767676)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: Grizzly location cumskin

https://x.com/ItsJuliansRum/status/2036675687893905643

Imagine getting drafted at 41 and your USO show is Mike Huckabee singing about how awesome jews are

12:24 AM · Mar 25, 2026

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849349&forum_id=2pk5w1#49767655)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 10:33 AM
Author: diverse base travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849349&forum_id=2pk5w1#49767692)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: Appetizing Parlour Dog Poop

Draft already goes to 50 something. This is for the hopeless millennials who volunteer for a new life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849349&forum_id=2pk5w1#49768751)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: dull glittery field

yes, I will serve if called

https://www.sss.gov/about/return-to-draft/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849349&forum_id=2pk5w1#49767662)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Disgusting whorehouse

shit, I've got a shot at making E-4 by 50

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849349&forum_id=2pk5w1#49767667)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: titillating cuckoldry

we were boots on the ground it vietnam for years before a draft. they will exhaust all the enlistees and reserves before they even consider a draft.

if we didn't come close to one in iraq and afghanistan it's not in the foreseeable future right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849349&forum_id=2pk5w1#49767682)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: diverse base travel guidebook

Maybe this is Trump's plan to get rid of shitlibs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849349&forum_id=2pk5w1#49767689)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 10:36 AM
Author: titillating cuckoldry

well he should reverse his order banning troons. in fact, he should draft more of them in the name of DEI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849349&forum_id=2pk5w1#49767703)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 5:42 PM
Author: Multi-colored nibblets

lollercausting HARD ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849349&forum_id=2pk5w1#49768746)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: Angry Lascivious Skinny Woman Hospital

I hope you get drafted first, for honors sake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849349&forum_id=2pk5w1#49768747)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: Multi-colored nibblets

yeah im legally obligated to serve in a foreign army for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849349&forum_id=2pk5w1#49768755)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Angry Lascivious Skinny Woman Hospital

You certainly didn’t serve in the Korean Army

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849349&forum_id=2pk5w1#49768761)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Multi-colored nibblets

yeah an american virgin sexpat is legally obligated to serve in the korean military. makes total sense bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849349&forum_id=2pk5w1#49768764)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: overrated cruel-hearted station newt

lol Chaebong you’re a sociopath is what you are — constantly changing your story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849349&forum_id=2pk5w1#49768779)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: Multi-colored nibblets

nyuug doesnt even have a korean passport bro hes gonna get snatched up by the u.s. army DURR DURR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849349&forum_id=2pk5w1#49768787)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: overrated cruel-hearted station newt

(Pussy who dodged mandatory military service)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849349&forum_id=2pk5w1#49768772)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: Multi-colored nibblets

I hope [nyuug gets] drafted

Date: March 25th, 2026 5:43 PM

Author: The Heinous Anus

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849349&forum_id=2#49768747



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849349&forum_id=2pk5w1#49768778)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: overrated cruel-hearted station newt

(Pusssssyyyyyyyyyy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849349&forum_id=2pk5w1#49768780)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: Multi-colored nibblets

NYUUG DRAFTED BY DEM YANKS LOLOLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849349&forum_id=2pk5w1#49768789)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: Multi-colored nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849349&forum_id=2pk5w1#49769077)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: Multi-colored nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849349&forum_id=2pk5w1#49769199)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 9:41 PM
Author: Multi-colored nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849349&forum_id=2pk5w1#49772315)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Angry Lascivious Skinny Woman Hospital

I support “Operation Darky”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849349&forum_id=2pk5w1#49768748)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: fragrant yarmulke

Xo Bald Brigade reporting for duty! *A Diaper hangs on the honor guard flag pole and flutters in the wind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849349&forum_id=2pk5w1#49768809)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Claret Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849349&forum_id=2pk5w1#49772508)