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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
Milky bull headed principal's office bbw
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
big glassy people who are hurt marketing idea
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painfully honest generalized bond ladyboy
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
Milky bull headed principal's office bbw
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
Milky bull headed principal's office bbw
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
big glassy people who are hurt marketing idea
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
Thirsty son of senegal
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ruddy stead international law enforcement agency
  04/05/26
Lol
silver drunken library
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
Beta Crimson Gaping
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
Milky bull headed principal's office bbw
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
Beta Crimson Gaping
  04/05/26
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big glassy people who are hurt marketing idea
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
Nofapping dilemma blood rage
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
painfully honest generalized bond ladyboy
  04/05/26
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charismatic scourge upon the earth
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
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  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
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Black tripping kitty
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Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
Harsh therapy
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Maniacal olive milk
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
Milky bull headed principal's office bbw
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
Harsh therapy
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
Stirring toaster private investor
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
Passionate codepig
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
house-broken sienna resort hissy fit
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
Plum theatre organic girlfriend
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
unhinged twinkling institution
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
Multi-colored transparent piazza
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
Passionate codepig
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
Plum theatre organic girlfriend
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
Multi-colored transparent piazza
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
Black tripping kitty
  04/05/26
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big glassy people who are hurt marketing idea
  04/05/26
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Insanely Creepy Bateful Sandwich Range
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
Stirring toaster private investor
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
Multi-colored transparent piazza
  04/05/26
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ruddy stead international law enforcement agency
  04/05/26
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ruddy stead international law enforcement agency
  04/05/26
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pearl crotch
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
pearl crotch
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
garnet narrow-minded corner
  04/05/26
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big glassy people who are hurt marketing idea
  04/05/26
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Thirsty son of senegal
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
Vibrant Brindle Antidepressant Drug Fat Ankles
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
Milky bull headed principal's office bbw
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
Stirring toaster private investor
  04/05/26
...
Multi-colored transparent piazza
  04/05/26
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Opaque voyeur roommate
  04/06/26
Pls respond
Exhilarant gold station
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
Thirsty son of senegal
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: Milky bull headed principal's office bbw

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2pk5w1#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: big glassy people who are hurt marketing idea

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2pk5w1#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: painfully honest generalized bond ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2pk5w1#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Milky bull headed principal's office bbw

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2pk5w1#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Milky bull headed principal's office bbw

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2pk5w1#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: big glassy people who are hurt marketing idea

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2pk5w1#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Thirsty son of senegal

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2pk5w1#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: ruddy stead international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2pk5w1#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: silver drunken library

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2pk5w1#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Beta Crimson Gaping

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2pk5w1#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: Milky bull headed principal's office bbw

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2pk5w1#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Beta Crimson Gaping

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2pk5w1#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: big glassy people who are hurt marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2pk5w1#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Nofapping dilemma blood rage

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2pk5w1#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: painfully honest generalized bond ladyboy

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2pk5w1#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: charismatic scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2pk5w1#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: Cracking indigo prole feces

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2pk5w1#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Stimulating Massive Pocket Flask Gaming Laptop

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2pk5w1#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Black tripping kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2pk5w1#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: Titillating chest-beating factory reset button shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2pk5w1#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: Harsh therapy

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2pk5w1#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Maniacal olive milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2pk5w1#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Milky bull headed principal's office bbw

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2pk5w1#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Harsh therapy

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2pk5w1#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Stirring toaster private investor

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2pk5w1#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Passionate codepig

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2pk5w1#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: house-broken sienna resort hissy fit

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2pk5w1#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Plum theatre organic girlfriend

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2pk5w1#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: unhinged twinkling institution

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2pk5w1#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Multi-colored transparent piazza

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2pk5w1#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Passionate codepig

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2pk5w1#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Plum theatre organic girlfriend

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2pk5w1#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Multi-colored transparent piazza

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2pk5w1#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Black tripping kitty

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2pk5w1#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: big glassy people who are hurt marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2pk5w1#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Bateful Sandwich Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2pk5w1#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: Stirring toaster private investor

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2pk5w1#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Multi-colored transparent piazza

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2pk5w1#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: ruddy stead international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2pk5w1#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: ruddy stead international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2pk5w1#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: pearl crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2pk5w1#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: pearl crotch

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2pk5w1#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: garnet narrow-minded corner

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2pk5w1#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: big glassy people who are hurt marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2pk5w1#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Thirsty son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2pk5w1#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Vibrant Brindle Antidepressant Drug Fat Ankles

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2pk5w1#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: Milky bull headed principal's office bbw

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2pk5w1#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Stirring toaster private investor

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2pk5w1#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Multi-colored transparent piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2pk5w1#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Opaque voyeur roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2pk5w1#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: Exhilarant gold station

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2pk5w1#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Thirsty son of senegal

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2pk5w1#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2pk5w1#49812165)