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Fucking Azn HR Cunt Stole My Jalapeno Bagel

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Fri...
marvelous umber puppy abode
  07/03/15
you got pa pa pa poaned
Fishy mentally impaired mad-dog skullcap milk
  07/03/15
God dammit.
marvelous umber puppy abode
  07/03/15
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Stimulating Corner Mother
  07/03/15
you know what? it doesn't matter.
Mahogany glittery business firm
  07/03/15
FUCK YOU
marvelous umber puppy abode
  07/03/15
lol'd irl at this
Exhilarant Base Chad
  01/29/16
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glassy boistinker goyim
  11/09/18
lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?
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  07/03/15
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Lilac Pontificating Round Eye Stage
  07/09/15
180 lulz
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  09/03/15
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magenta bateful office
  01/29/16
chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4
irradiated impressive meetinghouse
  07/03/15
Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS ...
Milky Adulterous Ticket Booth
  07/03/15
I like this idea.
marvelous umber puppy abode
  07/03/15
killself you beta faggot
Misanthropic weed whacker
  07/03/15
Rude
marvelous umber puppy abode
  07/03/15
Photo of the event: http://realestatecrm.biz/wp-content/uplo...
Clear home elastic band
  07/03/15
this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity
Narrow-minded unhinged kitty cat
  07/03/15
She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go...
marvelous umber puppy abode
  07/03/15
shocking that she wasn't CHINK.
Narrow-minded unhinged kitty cat
  07/03/15
My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xm...
marvelous umber puppy abode
  07/03/15
you know what, that doesn't matter either
White shaky organic girlfriend stain
  07/03/15
(Azn HR cunt)
marvelous umber puppy abode
  07/03/15
jfc what a bitch at this TTT consulting place I worked t...
Spruce At-the-ready Church Building Mad Cow Disease
  07/03/15
lol
marvelous umber puppy abode
  07/03/15
all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS
talented theatre
  07/03/15
Take her food out of the fridge next time.
Pink Nursing Home
  07/03/15
Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my bo...
marvelous umber puppy abode
  07/03/15
I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?
Avocado state blood rage
  07/03/15
Apparently not.
marvelous umber puppy abode
  07/03/15
doesn't matter.
Mahogany glittery business firm
  07/03/15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4
Milky Adulterous Ticket Booth
  07/03/15
180
marvelous umber puppy abode
  07/03/15
Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office ...
marvelous umber puppy abode
  07/09/15
All this because of a bagel? You have issues.
High-end Center
  07/09/15
A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.
marvelous umber puppy abode
  07/09/15
it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out ru...
burgundy geriatric associate corn cake
  07/09/15
no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soo...
thirsty crackhouse
  07/09/15
It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what...
marvelous umber puppy abode
  07/09/15
credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.
Narrow-minded unhinged kitty cat
  07/09/15
i just remembered why I retired.
tan heady headpube temple
  07/09/15
let it go bro dont make a big deal out of it. just tell h...
Angry Jap Menage
  07/09/15
Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumpe...
marvelous umber puppy abode
  07/09/15
We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today a...
marvelous umber puppy abode
  07/10/15
Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my para...
fragrant violent gay wizard travel guidebook
  08/27/15
This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from ...
dashing plum death wish parlor
  08/27/15
You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive ...
marvelous umber puppy abode
  08/27/15
This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.
supple trailer park
  08/30/15
Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?
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  09/01/15
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fluffy lodge immigrant
  09/03/15
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Laughsome Site Useless Brakes
  09/01/15
Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I h...
marvelous umber puppy abode
  01/29/16
This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you b...
painfully honest olive orchestra pit
  01/29/16
She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my...
marvelous umber puppy abode
  01/29/16
This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck...
Exhilarant Base Chad
  01/29/16
(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)
marvelous umber puppy abode
  01/29/16
You're a lawyer, right?
Exhilarant Base Chad
  01/29/16
Maybe. Why do you ask?
marvelous umber puppy abode
  01/29/16
New associate in my office asked me whether my email was ser...
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  01/29/16
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  08/20/16
I see. Kihote's been making the azn hr cunt threads under th...
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  08/20/16
?
Charismatic unholy den
  08/20/16
ITS YOU!
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  08/20/16
I'm chandler
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  08/20/16
I know, faggot.
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  08/20/16
So how did this whole fiasco conclude? Did u bash that cunt'...
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Long story, bro.
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: marvelous umber puppy abode

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Friday for our meeting. They were out of the regular jalapeno bagels so my paralegal got me a cheese jalapeno one which has melted cheddar on top. It is fucking delicious. Then I see the azn HR cunt (the one who instituted this new internet policy at our firm, the same one who takes photos of her cappuccinos) eating it.

I ask her if she's eating my bagel and she ignores me. So then I flat out accuse her of stealing it and she goes, "You know what? It doesn't matter."

As I was typing the last paragraph she comes into my office and offers me some candy or something. I say, "Is this your way of apologizing for stealing my bagel?"

She goes, "No, I'm not apologzing. I got there first. Now I'm not offering you the candy anymore."

What a fucking cunt. Fuming right now bros. And I'm hungry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#28251303)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Fishy mentally impaired mad-dog skullcap milk

you got pa pa pa poaned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#28251312)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: marvelous umber puppy abode

God dammit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#28251316)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Stimulating Corner Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#28251317)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Mahogany glittery business firm

you know what? it doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#28251315)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: marvelous umber puppy abode

FUCK YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#28251319)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: Exhilarant Base Chad

lol'd irl at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#29707128)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: glassy boistinker goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#37198069)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: irradiated impressive meetinghouse

lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#28251318)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:13 PM
Author: Lilac Pontificating Round Eye Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#28294769)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Gas Station Philosopher-king

180 lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#28668866)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:46 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mauve plaza gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#28685025)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: magenta bateful office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#29708257)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: irradiated impressive meetinghouse

chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#28251327)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: Milky Adulterous Ticket Booth

Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS on the jalapeno bagel so when HR feminazi comes to liquidate it, she gets PWND with dat spicy revenge!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#28251339)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: marvelous umber puppy abode

I like this idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#28251366)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:41 AM
Author: Misanthropic weed whacker

killself you beta faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#28251377)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:42 AM
Author: marvelous umber puppy abode

Rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#28251380)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: Clear home elastic band

Photo of the event: http://realestatecrm.biz/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/office-space-milton-cake.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#28251429)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: Narrow-minded unhinged kitty cat

this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#28251432)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: marvelous umber puppy abode

She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go get me a new bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#28251452)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: Narrow-minded unhinged kitty cat

shocking that she wasn't CHINK.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#28251485)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:05 PM
Author: marvelous umber puppy abode

My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xmas parties. The azn HR girl wanted my paralegal's white elephant gift and traded with my paralegal for the azn girl's bottle of wine.

It was a decent bottle of wine. The azn HR girl took one of the cheap bottles of wine that were placed on all the tables, replaced the good bottle of wine with it, and gave the shit wine to my paralegal who didn't notice until after she got home. When my paralegal confonted her about it the girl defended herself by saying my paralegal was drunk and should have noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#28251515)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:13 PM
Author: White shaky organic girlfriend stain

you know what, that doesn't matter either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#28251549)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: marvelous umber puppy abode

(Azn HR cunt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#28251592)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Spruce At-the-ready Church Building Mad Cow Disease

jfc what a bitch

at this TTT consulting place I worked there was an ex-military wigger w a bunch of kids who would put a $10 gift card in a big box and wrap it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#28251670)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: marvelous umber puppy abode

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#28251672)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: talented theatre

all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#28251444)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Pink Nursing Home

Take her food out of the fridge next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#28251612)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: marvelous umber puppy abode

Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my boss and paralegal walk into the breakroom. My paralegal says, "Not the same, is it?"

It is not the same, bros. Not the same at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#28251625)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Avocado state blood rage

I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#28251633)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: marvelous umber puppy abode

Apparently not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#28251639)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Mahogany glittery business firm

doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#28251646)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:40 PM
Author: Milky Adulterous Ticket Booth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#28251715)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: marvelous umber puppy abode

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#28251719)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: marvelous umber puppy abode

Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office Manager who is her direct supervisor. He sent me a shitty ass email "Let's get some things straight . . ." and then he tells me (a) that she was not tasked with sending in my certification and that she is only tasked with doing things that he himself approves and (b) I should know better as an attorney that there is a "certain level of respect" I need to show colleagues and to come to him if I have a problem.

I replied to this motherfucker saying that MY boss (who is also his boss) tasked her with it and if he has a problem to take it up with him (cc'd boss).

Then I basically told him that she's a disrespectful little cunt and I'm not going to put up with that shit from her or anyone else.

So there is now a meeting schedule tomorrow where my boss is going to mediate the dispute between me and this fucking cuntrag. I'm going to tear her head off tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#28294685)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:09 PM
Author: High-end Center

All this because of a bagel? You have issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#28294730)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: marvelous umber puppy abode

A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#28294935)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:42 PM
Author: burgundy geriatric associate corn cake

it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out rude to steal someone's food. Hope that bitch gets GOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#28294975)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: thirsty crackhouse

no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soon as she gets GOT. Then OP looks like a aspie complaining about a 99 cent bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#28294997)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: marvelous umber puppy abode

It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what blew it up:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930004&mc=14&forum_id=2

Edit: and jalapeno cheese bagels are AT LEAST 25 cents more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#28295105)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:10 PM
Author: Narrow-minded unhinged kitty cat

credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#28294742)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: tan heady headpube temple

i just remembered why I retired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#28294748)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: Angry Jap Menage

let it go bro

dont make a big deal out of it. just tell her you want her to respect your boundaries and move on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#28294752)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:40 PM
Author: marvelous umber puppy abode

Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumped that one. This isn't about the bagel. My boss accidentally forwarded her an email in which I referred to her having a "shitty fucking attitude". That's what this is about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#28294953)



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Date: July 10th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: marvelous umber puppy abode

We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today and this dude brought bagels with him. He brought *one* cheddar cheese bagel (no jalapenos). Guess who fucking ate it? I kept my mouth shut today though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#28300011)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 2:45 AM
Author: fragrant violent gay wizard travel guidebook

Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my paralegal

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974074&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#28634838)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:29 AM
Author: dashing plum death wish parlor

This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from a breakfast spread of many bagels, someone who arrived before you did happened to take THE bagel that you wanted, that was included on the platter and not set aside for you? And instead of just getting another bagel you throw a fit? This sounds like classic Jim/Dwight dynamic. You're Dwight.

Why doesn't your paralegal get more than one of your flavor of bagel OR set aside your bagel so that it is not on display for general consumption?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#28634943)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: marvelous umber puppy abode

You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive aspies. After this incident, my paralegal would put my bagel in a special bag and write my name on it. The office manager ate it. I knew that was his way of defending the cunt. He wanted me to react, but I didn't. Instead I filed him under "Enemy".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#28634958)



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Date: August 30th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: supple trailer park

This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#28652958)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Mewling alcoholic new version pozpig

Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#28668887)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:48 PM
Author: fluffy lodge immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#28685041)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: Laughsome Site Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#28668854)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:48 PM
Author: marvelous umber puppy abode

Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I had to send an email to everyone.

"[My paralegal] buys two jalapeno cheese bagels every week: one for me and one for [azn hr cunt]. If you want a jalapeno cheese bagel, please let [paralegal] know and she will *special* order one for you so you don't have to *steal* mine (please see California Penal Code section 459). Now my entire Friday is *ruined* thanks to you."

Fucking bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#29707072)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: painfully honest olive orchestra pit

This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#29707126)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:02 PM
Author: marvelous umber puppy abode

She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my bagel. How dare you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#29707168)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:08 PM
Author: Exhilarant Base Chad

This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#29707232)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: marvelous umber puppy abode

(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#29707313)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:21 PM
Author: Exhilarant Base Chad

You're a lawyer, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#29707316)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: marvelous umber puppy abode

Maybe. Why do you ask?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#29708245)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: marvelous umber puppy abode

New associate in my office asked me whether my email was serious or not. My boss looked at him and with a straight face says, "People have been killed over that bagel. [Chilmata] is Sicilian." Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#29708261)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: floppy dilemma twinkling uncleanness

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#29711669)



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Date: May 14th, 2016 1:37 AM
Author: Charismatic unholy den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#30475619)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 11:52 AM
Author: Charismatic unholy den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#31228820)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: marvelous umber puppy abode

I see. Kihote's been making the azn hr cunt threads under this moniker. Now I get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#31228848)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Charismatic unholy den

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#31228850)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: marvelous umber puppy abode

ITS YOU!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#31228857)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Charismatic unholy den

I'm chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#31228863)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: marvelous umber puppy abode

I know, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#31228864)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: Hilarious stag film people who are hurt

So how did this whole fiasco conclude? Did u bash that cunt's face in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#31228926)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: marvelous umber puppy abode

Long story, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#31228934)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: Hilarious stag film people who are hurt

I would have done some Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan type shit and hired a hitman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#31228950)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:31 PM
Author: Metal chapel

He now buys her a bagel every Friday and has to sit and watch her eat it. Total victory by HR GURL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#31229014)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: walnut electric nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#31229212)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: Charismatic unholy den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#32450132)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 6:16 PM
Author: marvelous umber puppy abode

I remember this like it was yesterday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#32450283)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: Charismatic unholy den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#33607049)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Anal depressive laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#37198003)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: Charismatic unholy den

One of the most famous posts in history and only 70 some replies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#37198022)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 10:03 PM
Author: Charismatic unholy den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#39426494)



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Date: March 19th, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: Anal depressive laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#42133131)



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Date: December 8th, 2021 10:50 PM
Author: sickened garrison shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#43581383)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: ( * ) ( * )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2pk5w1#49800158)