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Update re Hypothetical Trip to country formerly known as PERSIAistan

This is all hypothetical so if secret police reading its not...
Dun Racy Hall Reading Party
  05/11/24
So far thoughts of Iran: 1. Ppl arent hawt, seem plain l...
Dun Racy Hall Reading Party
  05/11/24
Iranians are friendly in general but they are probably depr...
curious crackhouse gaping
  05/11/24
A midget waiter did tell me he loves me today, not flame
Dun Racy Hall Reading Party
  05/11/24
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Sadistic Fortuitous Meteor Tanning Salon
  05/11/24
"everyone is a lot poorer than they were a just a few y...
Abusive cracking mexican area
  05/11/24
maybe it's just TT being off-putting. they were super-friend...
Disturbing Impressive Tank
  05/12/24
Wow
curious crackhouse gaping
  05/12/24
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Disturbing Impressive Tank
  05/12/24
This
gold philosopher-king masturbator
  05/12/24
Yes no shit kike it's cause I'm a turd and think I'm turdish...
Dun Racy Hall Reading Party
  05/12/24
lol
High-end Citrine Patrolman School Cafeteria
  05/12/24
Yeah if you approach people and speak English they’ll ...
curious crackhouse gaping
  05/12/24
180
purple piazza
  05/12/24
lol @ that iranians loved a jewish couple and hated ur turd ...
Disturbing Impressive Tank
  05/12/24
They think you’re a Pakistani servant who should get t...
Sable milk
  05/13/24
To be fair, So do we.
Razzle-dazzle giraffe
  05/13/24
lol @ bitchy chink bitches missing the opportunity to speak ...
Vivacious Alcoholic Depressive University
  05/13/24
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Chartreuse Bat Shit Crazy Meetinghouse Half-breed
  05/11/24
>dood just lets me in after asking "do you speak Per...
Abusive cracking mexican area
  05/11/24
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Indigo Medicated Gaming Laptop
  05/12/24
Sounds like the secret police would be open to you wandering...
titillating massive nursing home blood rage
  05/12/24
Make sure to shout "Amerika number one deattth to TTT m...
High-end Citrine Patrolman School Cafeteria
  05/12/24
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Magenta galvanic haunted graveyard
  05/12/24
It's funny they use squat toilets here more than furking Ind...
Dun Racy Hall Reading Party
  05/12/24
they don't wear neckties because a tied necktie resembles a ...
Indigo Medicated Gaming Laptop
  05/12/24
Flame. It’s because neckties were associated with the ...
Disturbing Impressive Tank
  05/12/24
wtf dont they just weird traditional persian mens clothing l...
Dun Racy Hall Reading Party
  05/13/24
lol if true, so much stuff i need to figure out here. they a...
Dun Racy Hall Reading Party
  05/13/24
seems like you need to change your moniker
Vivacious Alcoholic Depressive University
  05/13/24
Shiraz is nicer than Tehran, way more chill and i saw some g...
Dun Racy Hall Reading Party
  05/13/24
Are they letting you walk around by yourself without a chape...
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  05/13/24
today in some garden he let me walk arnd solo and then in a ...
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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Dun Racy Hall Reading Party

This is all hypothetical so if secret police reading its not real.

Im still alive. I landed last night and get in line for immigration. The dude looks thru every page of my passport and is like who da furk is this turd and tells me to "wait over there"

I assume Im gonna get interrogated, maybe not let in. I just wait until literally everyone from the plane clears immigration and I go back to dood. He calls over some other dood, they speak their lingo and then dood just lets me in after asking "do you speak Persian?"

That was furking weird but whatever. Maek it to hotel and they keep my passport, my guide furking escorts me to my small little room like im a prisoner but whatever.

Then today is first day of tour, the two other ppl in group are both CHINAgirls ljl. No, wont pipe. One is hideous looking, other cld be okay maybe but she's seems butch or alt or some shit

Anyway, we are near some mosque area and the head scarf of one of the Chinagirls comes off and some SECRET POLICE old woman bitch in black burka comes by and tells her to put it back on. A few minutes later we are walking to mosque and see a dood in suit (with no tie) walking with 3-4 women in black burkas. They see some dood videotaping them and they tell him to delete it. Guide says they were Secretpolice ljl



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2pk5w1#47653927)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: Dun Racy Hall Reading Party

So far thoughts of Iran:

1. Ppl arent hawt, seem plain looking. Guys definnitely arent as gorgeous as Pak, many are short manlets actually. Ive seen some ok girls but with headscarfs and loose clothing its not like u can really even tell. I havent seen any Tehranni stunnaaas

2. More ppl look Turd than I thought. Its still under 5-10% but today I saw quite a few ppl who cld possibly pass as northern Indian or Paki. I didnt really expect this, maybe they are Kurdish or from southern provinces of Iran. A few ppl have spoken Persian to me so I dunno

3. Food is pretty 180, already had two meals of kebabs. Just had a minced lamb kebab and this Persian rice that was one of best ever

4. Ppl dont seem that friendly, in fact i rarely see ppl smiling. They seem sorta unhappy but cant really blame them. Since i have to be with this stupid guide though it sorta makes it hard to tell if ppl are friendly since im not dealing with anyone alone

Ill try to upload pics, got some lolzy ones of a propoganda billboard towards women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2pk5w1#47653931)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:45 PM
Author: curious crackhouse gaping

Iranians are friendly in general but they are probably depressed and angry now since everyone is a lot poorer than they were just a few years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2pk5w1#47653971)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:48 PM
Author: Dun Racy Hall Reading Party

A midget waiter did tell me he loves me today, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2pk5w1#47653987)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 4:38 PM
Author: Sadistic Fortuitous Meteor Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2pk5w1#47654074)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 4:45 PM
Author: Abusive cracking mexican area

"everyone is a lot poorer than they were a just a few years ago"

lol really? Looks like Tommy T has finally found his people!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2pk5w1#47654090)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:50 AM
Author: Disturbing Impressive Tank

maybe it's just TT being off-putting. they were super-friendly to us and everyone wanted to talk to us and invite us for tea and juice. maybe they're weirded out by some creepy turd.

lol that our experience in iran as jews was epic and these gorgeous persians want nothing to do w TT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2pk5w1#47655211)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: curious crackhouse gaping

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2pk5w1#47655671)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:54 PM
Author: Disturbing Impressive Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2pk5w1#47655683)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:53 PM
Author: gold philosopher-king masturbator

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2pk5w1#47655677)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: Dun Racy Hall Reading Party

Yes no shit kike it's cause I'm a turd and think I'm turdish persian or some shit , today in museum gift shop some Persian chic spike in their turd lingo to me and then when I said I can't speak she said oh u aren't Persian wtf is this shit I see too many turdish ppl here I thought this place was the land of Aryans wtf was Hitler thinking

These two chinks will get teen girls trying to talk to them but they are both so bitchy they don't get it and don't act nice to them



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2pk5w1#47655929)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:39 PM
Author: High-end Citrine Patrolman School Cafeteria

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2pk5w1#47655966)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: curious crackhouse gaping

Yeah if you approach people and speak English they’ll likely be friendly and hospitable (works best with people under 40 since they generally know more English)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2pk5w1#47655971)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: purple piazza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2pk5w1#47655975)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 6:27 PM
Author: Disturbing Impressive Tank

lol @ that iranians loved a jewish couple and hated ur turd ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2pk5w1#47656473)



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Date: May 13th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: Sable milk

They think you’re a Pakistani servant who should get the fuck back to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2pk5w1#47657160)



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Date: May 13th, 2024 5:58 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle giraffe

To be fair,

So do we.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2pk5w1#47657163)



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Date: May 13th, 2024 6:22 AM
Author: Vivacious Alcoholic Depressive University

lol @ bitchy chink bitches missing the opportunity to speak to Persian teens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2pk5w1#47657165)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: Chartreuse Bat Shit Crazy Meetinghouse Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2pk5w1#47653993)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: Abusive cracking mexican area

>dood just lets me in after asking "do you speak Persian?"

Weird way to ask. If you did speak it, you'd know it as Farsi (فارسی).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2pk5w1#47654097)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 6:28 AM
Author: Indigo Medicated Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2pk5w1#47655148)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:20 AM
Author: titillating massive nursing home blood rage

Sounds like the secret police would be open to you wandering off without your guide, go take some photos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2pk5w1#47655166)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:55 AM
Author: High-end Citrine Patrolman School Cafeteria

Make sure to shout "Amerika number one deattth to TTT mullah faggots" while doing so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2pk5w1#47655220)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:53 AM
Author: Magenta galvanic haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2pk5w1#47655219)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: Dun Racy Hall Reading Party

It's funny they use squat toilets here more than furking India or Pakistan, it's like "western" toilets are imperialist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2pk5w1#47655952)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:54 PM
Author: Indigo Medicated Gaming Laptop

they don't wear neckties because a tied necktie resembles a Christian cross too much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2pk5w1#47656002)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:53 PM
Author: Disturbing Impressive Tank

Flame. It’s because neckties were associated with the west and the shah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2pk5w1#47656626)



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Date: May 13th, 2024 1:42 AM
Author: Dun Racy Hall Reading Party

wtf dont they just weird traditional persian mens clothing like pakis and modi do . ppl everywhere look way better in whatever their traditional clothing is, wearing suits is lame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2pk5w1#47657105)



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Date: May 13th, 2024 1:41 AM
Author: Dun Racy Hall Reading Party

lol if true, so much stuff i need to figure out here. they also dont have urinals in mens rooms for some reason im sure muzzie related

and doods will close door to squat toilet even just to pee. i know muzzies have some odd views of bathrooms as in saudi they barely even had them, like two stalls and one urinal in a huge train station. need to ask guide abt this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2pk5w1#47657103)



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Date: May 13th, 2024 6:24 AM
Author: Vivacious Alcoholic Depressive University

seems like you need to change your moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2pk5w1#47657166)



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Date: May 13th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: Dun Racy Hall Reading Party

Shiraz is nicer than Tehran, way more chill and i saw some gorgeous dudes today and a few ladies

And doesnt seem as strict abt stuff, actually saw a girl sitting on the sidewalk near the main univ smoking a cigarette

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2pk5w1#47658440)



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Date: May 13th, 2024 4:05 PM
Author: Indigo Medicated Gaming Laptop

Are they letting you walk around by yourself without a chaperone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2pk5w1#47658468)



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Date: May 13th, 2024 4:10 PM
Author: Dun Racy Hall Reading Party

today in some garden he let me walk arnd solo and then in a bazaar got 30 min walking arnd and then at end he got us a taxi and put all three of us in without escorting me back to hotel

so think he just cared in tehran, now its moar chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2pk5w1#47658493)



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Date: April 8th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: may his bones be crushed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2pk5w1#49804874)