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I saved one life
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only #2 is remotely unique
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Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county
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that's kinda cool
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Racy alcoholic place of business
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also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness memb...
Brilliant Temple
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Racy alcoholic place of business
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those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse h...
Brilliant Temple
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All the time. The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened wa...
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Took over a small country
jade milk
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lol wow, holy shit
Brilliant Temple
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No way you're the only one
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Okay, I lol’d
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Zippy Deep Tank
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Gay jewess
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Pumo scum
Racy alcoholic place of business
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What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?
Ruddy Dashing Jap
  04/17/26
attended an Episcopal church
Gaped Church Son Of Senegal
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I took a dump at Port Authority.
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that is brave
adventurous internal respiration
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It was as bad you think.
Twinkling therapy hairy legs
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I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer
adventurous internal respiration
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owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise
Gaped Church Son Of Senegal
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i've exorcised 3+ demons
Bearded passionate business firm
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it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a...
Brilliant Temple
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frisky laser beams hospital
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the world was more interesting when we had serial killers
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wow
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tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along...
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The most A$IAN PUSSY by far
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how many
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Driven a Zamboni
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180 wholesome unique experience
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Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else
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180
cyan chad whorehouse
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(stone cold steve austin tp)
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Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one i...
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part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your fart...
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I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Ru...
citrine dead menage mood
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I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008
hairless costumed pistol
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Winner
Gay jewess
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Drunken mahogany resort athletic conference
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I smoked crack with him.
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I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.
electric stock car
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Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and e...
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Narcissist
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Coon
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Can you share the novel? I agree with the above, you've ...
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It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obam...
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You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking ...
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?
coral hyperactive shitlib
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Post a link to your novel or stfu.
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It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it tho...
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Brags: "Wrote a novel" Explains: "It's now...
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Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shi...
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Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been ...
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Link to said novel?
charcoal hilarious national
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Where did you go,bro?
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Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't. Wh...
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ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame
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It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That se...
Stirring Pink Chapel Elastic Band
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We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't fig...
high-end floppy doctorate
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We talking a full degree or community college
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Initially, the agreement was for community college because h...
high-end floppy doctorate
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how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck...
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what exactly did you do to "help her finish college.&qu...
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She gave me the login info for her online learning managemen...
high-end floppy doctorate
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What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?
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many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail...
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I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is curr...
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hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have ...
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odious orchid ape
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No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker w...
high-end floppy doctorate
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Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time...
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you're 60?
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odious orchid ape
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tricked the goyim many times, countless times stuck three...
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(definitely not a CSLG alt)
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At the same time? Hotel or full size?
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Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon...
stimulating regret range
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Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass
iridescent party of the first part heaven
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We’re butt brothers, brother.
Sienna Lascivious Legal Warrant
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180 I thought you just sucked on it
iridescent party of the first part heaven
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Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years
Stirring Pink Chapel Elastic Band
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180
Well-lubricated casino lettuce
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Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.
Fishy nowag
  04/12/26
180!
Well-lubricated casino lettuce
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flew a P-51.
Nubile Circlehead Gas Station
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Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d ...
Stirring Pink Chapel Elastic Band
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i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard o...
odious orchid ape
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played golf with Trump
Motley amethyst home
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is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right....
odious orchid ape
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probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super co...
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odious orchid ape
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Been to over 150 countries Took a public shat in the midd...
180 associate market
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I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city m...
Motley amethyst home
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Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee
Bat-shit-crazy Anal Property Alpha
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grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids
Beady-eyed fortuitous meteor site
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Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.
multi-colored milky pocket flask main people
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Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. S...
Blue Startling Area Useless Brakes
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my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i ...
iridescent party of the first part heaven
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my asshole remembers that day fondly
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180 associate market
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iridescent party of the first part heaven
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I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 ho...
fuchsia insane bawdyhouse
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In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor G...
translucent native sweet tailpipe
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Fucked Alicia Silverstone
Charismatic Impertinent Lodge Striped Hyena
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Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB
magenta theater
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was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.
yellow shrine turdskin
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ouch
odious orchid ape
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as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particula...
yellow shrine turdskin
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your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to b...
odious orchid ape
  04/13/26
we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situat...
yellow shrine turdskin
  04/14/26
right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more mem...
odious orchid ape
  04/14/26
No, they are still talking about it.
Histrionic obsidian cuckold gunner
  04/14/26
100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever
Titillating Infuriating Library
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it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again....
yellow shrine turdskin
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180 Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut li...
Histrionic obsidian cuckold gunner
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not me
yellow shrine turdskin
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yellow shrine turdskin
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genuine lol
Excitant Base Private Investor
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Histrionic obsidian cuckold gunner
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180
Provocative juggernaut
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180
Motley amethyst home
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A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game...
Laughsome institution sex offender
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My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded...
Massive Filthy Jew
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FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy
Nighttime splenetic karate
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180
Well-lubricated casino lettuce
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Nighttime splenetic karate
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Well-lubricated casino lettuce
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JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self
topaz knife spot
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😎
Nighttime splenetic karate
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Well-lubricated casino lettuce
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Reenacted “Tubgirl”
Supple Gaming Laptop Center
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violet disrespectful station international law enforcement agency
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As the director or the, uh, talent?
thriller sanctuary
  04/15/26
posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.
bistre feces
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Four Saudi guys separately in one day
bat shit crazy talented potus rigpig
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Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina...
Histrionic obsidian cuckold gunner
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Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?
Stirring Pink Chapel Elastic Band
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No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around t...
Histrionic obsidian cuckold gunner
  04/14/26
to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for thi...
Excitant Base Private Investor
  04/15/26
I don't know what that means, is that good?
Histrionic obsidian cuckold gunner
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unique is all i meant getting banned from a campus is uncom...
Excitant Base Private Investor
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I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went wit...
Histrionic obsidian cuckold gunner
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it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, ri...
Excitant Base Private Investor
  04/15/26
I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grat...
Histrionic obsidian cuckold gunner
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Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Dea...
Bat-shit-crazy Anal Property Alpha
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Beady-eyed fortuitous meteor site
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Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different bu...
Cobalt cruise ship selfie
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Thats weirdly 180
Zippy Deep Tank
  04/15/26
excited?
odious orchid ape
  04/15/26
Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or someth...
Cobalt cruise ship selfie
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oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoo...
odious orchid ape
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Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated...
Cobalt cruise ship selfie
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odious orchid ape
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Exciting rehab reading party
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50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of coppe...
Stirring Pink Chapel Elastic Band
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Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter...
Cobalt cruise ship selfie
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Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. ...
Stirring Pink Chapel Elastic Band
  04/16/26
As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of...
Exciting rehab reading party
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You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so...
Cobalt cruise ship selfie
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It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospit...
Exciting rehab reading party
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The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and ...
Stirring Pink Chapel Elastic Band
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- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house d...
Zippy Deep Tank
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odious orchid ape
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Well-lubricated casino lettuce
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Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the gro...
fuchsia insane bawdyhouse
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Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna K...
cracking stead new version
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citrine dead menage mood
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i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world c...
Apoplectic Windowlicker Dragon
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how'd you get away
odious orchid ape
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Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around fo...
aromatic deer antler meetinghouse
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Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winni...
Claret Theater Stage Legend
  04/17/26
...
Well-lubricated casino lettuce
  04/17/26
stand up to these niggers, clearly
Contagious Lavender Hall
  04/17/26
climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hour...
Bearded passionate business firm
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I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 a...
Mind-boggling point ratface
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Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, h...
Mind-boggling point ratface
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fkk it's too outable to say
self-centered white halford university
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Narrow-minded generalized bond
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Well-lubricated casino lettuce
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been on the x-files and millenium and met all the cast
Flickering boiling water
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done a commercial for white goods some other stuff, like ...
outnumbered giraffe
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Hopped the border when I was a kid. Walked from TJ to SD. G...
Fragrant Corner
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I guess I haven't actually answered this for real yet. - ...
Bat-shit-crazy Anal Property Alpha
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Released numerous ideas/concepts/theories into the thoughtst...
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:48 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Exciting rehab reading party

saved lives

deployed code at a nuclear power plant

gone on more than 500 scuba dives

run for office

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: adventurous internal respiration

I saved one life

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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: arousing electric furnace

only #2 is remotely unique

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: Gay jewess

Where to start

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:52 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:54 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:52 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:05 PM
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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: cyan chad whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49818407)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:46 AM
Author: Zippy Deep Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49818453)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: frisky laser beams hospital

Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811353)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: snowy at-the-ready faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811465)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Brilliant Temple

that's kinda cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811467)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Anal Property Alpha

Explain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811477)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: snowy at-the-ready faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811958)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: aromatic deer antler meetinghouse

Self defense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49812182)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: Exciting rehab reading party

180

thank you for saving the taxpayers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49812255)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: frisky laser beams hospital

Ricky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811485)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: odious orchid ape

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811665)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac henna weed whacker public bath

(Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811668)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:10 AM
Author: citrine dead menage mood

I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't think he killed her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811699)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: Glittery demanding sandwich

Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you’re faggy home defense is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49822420)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: Racy alcoholic place of business

Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811469)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Brilliant Temple

also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness membership or crash in walmart parking lots with the rv crowd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811476)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: Racy alcoholic place of business

Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blazer then a dodge ram 3500. Then a camper for a year.

Planet fitness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811480)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Brilliant Temple

those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse hair

ever worry about your safety sleeping at night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811496)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: Racy alcoholic place of business

All the time.

The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened was my first night in Tampa Bay, FL.

I heard and felt the impact of a loud thud against the undercarriage of the car, so loud it woke me up.

When I got out of the car in the morning I realized that I was parked next to an extensive network of ponds, something you don't see in other parts of the country.

So I'm pretty sure it was a fucking alligator... the next morning people at the company whose lot I was parked in confirmed that they see gators are those ponds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811682)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: jade milk

Took over a small country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811474)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Brilliant Temple

lol wow, holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811478)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Anal Property Alpha

No way you're the only one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811487)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: frisky laser beams hospital

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: magenta theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49815658)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: Wonderful Mauve Dilemma Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811511)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: boyish umber faggot firefighter trailer park

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811600)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: Histrionic obsidian cuckold gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811673)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:42 AM
Author: coral hyperactive shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811741)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:51 AM
Author: idiotic tattoo rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811826)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Stirring Pink Chapel Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49812156)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Vigorous chest-beating location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49812183)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: Zippy Deep Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49818454)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:40 AM
Author: Gay jewess

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811739)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Racy alcoholic place of business

Pumo scum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49815708)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: Ruddy Dashing Jap

What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49823034)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Gaped Church Son Of Senegal

attended an Episcopal church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811488)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Twinkling therapy hairy legs

I took a dump at Port Authority.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811490)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: adventurous internal respiration

that is brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811494)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Twinkling therapy hairy legs

It was as bad you think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811501)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: adventurous internal respiration

I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811491)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Gaped Church Son Of Senegal

owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811495)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Bearded passionate business firm

i've exorcised 3+ demons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811499)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Brilliant Temple

it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a serial killer in an isolated area and survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811505)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: Wonderful Mauve Dilemma Double Fault

We've got time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811510)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: odious orchid ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811664)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: Narrow-minded generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811689)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:07 AM
Author: frisky laser beams hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811693)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Brilliant Temple

about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discovery from tx to ca. along the way, i explored a lot of those random fire roads you look at from the highway and wonder where they go.

during one of those excursions i arrived at some sand dune area and got out of my car to survey it and consider if i should lower the air pressure on my tires and give it a go.

there was a dude in truck nearby that came over to talk. said he was from colorado, a bit strange, but nothing that couldn't be written off as just being an 'off the grid' type. memory isn't the best, but i recall he veered off into talking about killing his wife, and then expanded from there talking about killing other women, saying all this shit like it was watercooler talk in the office. i thankfully had my glock 26 in an iwb holser and moved my shirt away so it would be visible. didn't seem to phase him, but wrapped up the meet and greet fairly soon after that and i opted not to risk getting stuck in the sand and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811698)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: citrine dead menage mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811704)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 AM
Author: Racy alcoholic place of business

You should have let him know that you had recorded the conversation, and were calling the cops (then actually do that, in front of him, reading his license plate to the dispatcher).

He could have even unrelated warrants which would make the whole thing get interesting real quick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811716)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: idiotic tattoo rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811828)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:29 AM
Author: Slap-happy garnet trust fund cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811864)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:12 AM
Author: Narrow-minded generalized bond

the world was more interesting when we had serial killers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811976)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: odious orchid ape

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49812220)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: Exhilarant Pale Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49812229)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: Irate cocky crotch national security agency

most dangerous part of this is taking a lr discovery on a road trip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49815996)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: odious orchid ape

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49816015)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: Well-lubricated casino lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49816092)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Titillating Infuriating Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49816495)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Brilliant Temple

tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49816523)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Brilliant Temple

random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era

https://imgur.com/h6pvvkl

https://imgur.com/SGAvmOZ

https://imgur.com/AAXallU



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811728)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: idiotic tattoo rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811827)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: Soggy Office

The most A$IAN PUSSY by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811592)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: outnumbered giraffe

how many

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49849455)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: boyish umber faggot firefighter trailer park

Driven a Zamboni

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811597)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Anal Property Alpha

180 wholesome unique experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811602)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: boyish umber faggot firefighter trailer park

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49812134)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: judgmental appetizing patrolman

Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in three different states.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49816114)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: boyish umber faggot firefighter trailer park

Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49817230)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:36 AM
Author: cyan chad whorehouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49818410)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:21 AM
Author: fuchsia insane bawdyhouse

(stone cold steve austin tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49818527)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: Histrionic obsidian cuckold gunner

Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one in the afternoon. All DV defense side verdicts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811679)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: Racy alcoholic place of business

Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will never understand how remarkable that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811686)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: odious orchid ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49812222)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: Spectacular sable love of her life multi-billionaire

Took a piss off of the high side of Half Dome at Yosemite

Shit my pants during two dates

Shit my pants during a flight

Shit behind a dumpster and behind a bush a little later after getting kicked out of a chicks place at 5am after a Bama game that I had also been kicked out of for smuggling booze into the stadium



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811696)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: Bearded passionate business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811705)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:13 AM
Author: electric stock car

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811710)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:14 AM
Author: citrine dead menage mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811711)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: idiotic tattoo rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811829)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:39 AM
Author: Trip opaque plaza

lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an awkward dood and pants shitting?

have a friend with a bunch of stories about dates and interactions with women that are a lot like yours.

he suddenly ran off before he was about to give a best man speech at a wedding once. later told me he almost shat himself on the way to the bathroom and that happens to him almost any time he's nervous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811893)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: Sienna Lascivious Legal Warrant

I’ve never understood doods who shit their pants, but if you asked me to describe the kind of dude who shits his pants it would be a dood like Michael Doodikoff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49812136)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: Motley amethyst home

part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your farts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49812330)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: Sienna Lascivious Legal Warrant

He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus.

Glad I haven’t gotten that old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49815644)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Massive Filthy Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49823429)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: citrine dead menage mood

I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Rudolph's mother's rotting corpse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811697)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: hairless costumed pistol

I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811701)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: Gay jewess

Winner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811743)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:17 AM
Author: Drunken mahogany resort athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811884)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: Painfully honest indecent old irish cottage

I smoked crack with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49822814)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: electric stock car

I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811725)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:45 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Anal Property Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811896)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: coral hyperactive shitlib

Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and ended up in Australia on the highly prestigious gold coast. Now rate me as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811742)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:46 AM
Author: Bearded passionate business firm

Narcissist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811745)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:51 AM
Author: coral hyperactive shitlib

Coon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811749)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:44 AM
Author: charcoal hilarious national

Can you share the novel?

I agree with the above, you've always sounded like a whiny narcissist. Especially when you claim you did something and you have no way to prove it, then you cry when people call you out for being a liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811895)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:59 AM
Author: coral hyperactive shitlib

It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811903)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 6:40 AM
Author: charcoal hilarious national

You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking point of doing that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811916)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: coral hyperactive shitlib

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811963)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:10 AM
Author: charcoal hilarious national

Post a link to your novel or stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811973)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:11 AM
Author: coral hyperactive shitlib

It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it though. It will be about 300 pages long or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: charcoal hilarious national

Brags: "Wrote a novel"

Explains: "It's nowhere near cumplete, bro."

Is this the same novel you were "starting" back in 2004-5?

We all know it's just a paragraph, and an awful hunk of literary shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49812126)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: coral hyperactive shitlib

Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shitting on my vision? You have a very sick mind...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49812128)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: charcoal hilarious national

Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere near complete. Have you started it at all? Lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49812147)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Nubile Circlehead Gas Station

Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been to Gold Coast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49812333)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: charcoal hilarious national

Link to said novel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49812574)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: coral hyperactive shitlib

Where did you go,bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49820833)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: charcoal hilarious national

Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't.

What is real is that you've spent 20+ years building the mr.jinx-whokebe cinematic universe, and somehow turned yourself into a running gag and a communal chew toy at the same time.

No one else has managed that combo. So yeah, congrats. Your definitely special. But not for the reasons you think, lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49823005)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:18 AM
Author: Slimy genital piercing

ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811776)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: snowy at-the-ready faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: high-end floppy doctorate

I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help her finish college if she fucked me for free at least once a week. We both fulfilled our respective parts of the bargain. One time I fucked her bareback from behind in the middle of a used car lot on a busy highway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811823)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:45 AM
Author: coral hyperactive shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811852)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: Stirring Pink Chapel Elastic Band

It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That seems sketch as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49812169)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: high-end floppy doctorate

We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't figure out she was addicted to opioids until later. At that point, I wasn't about to give up free pussy attached to a 22-year-old former model. In my defense, I got her into a treatment program and helped her get sober. She was definitely still using while I was fucking her, though. (She only snorted, which made it less sketch. I would probably draw the line if she had been shooting up.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49815470)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Provocative juggernaut

We talking a full degree or community college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49812184)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: high-end floppy doctorate

Initially, the agreement was for community college because her associate degree was basically 100% online, which made it easy for me to login and do her homework and tests for her. She was graduating right when COVID happened and four-year college classes were being moved online. She asked me if we could continue the deal if she transferred to a four-year school and I said "yes." I did most of her work at her four-year school, although she did have to take a few tests in person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49815465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:27 AM
Author: fuchsia insane bawdyhouse

how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck the same hooker puss over and over, assuming your time is somewhat valuable and you have a reasonably lucrative career? Were you at least smashing multiple times per week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49818528)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: odious orchid ape

what exactly did you do to "help her finish college." are we talking money, or like explaining math homework

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49812224)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: high-end floppy doctorate

She gave me the login info for her online learning management software. I did all of her homework for her and all of her unproctored tests. It helped a lot that this was during COVID, so almost all of her classes were online. When she had to do tests with online proctoring, she would hook up her computer to an external monitor and connect a Bluetooth keyboard/mouse. Her face would appear in front of the camera, but I controlled the mouse/keyboard and took the test for her. She did have to do a couple tests in person, which I helped her cram for. She did remarkably well overall. I bet she could have been a straight A student if she ever studied. I was always a little worried that someone would notice that she got straight A's in online classes but did much worse when she had in person tests, but my guess is that she isn't the only one who cheated in online classes/tests. But overall I would say I did about 90-95% of the work for her degree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49815458)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: red big brunch french chef

What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49815462)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fortuitous meteor site

many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail your "hr coordinator" in between her zoom calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49815490)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: high-end floppy doctorate

I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is currently seeing owns a landscaping business. He hired her to do accounting or billing or some other bullshit job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49815498)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fortuitous meteor site

hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have a pretty severe crisis when they realize life has been easy because they're hot, and by then it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49815507)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: odious orchid ape

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49815979)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: high-end floppy doctorate

No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker who traded sex for a college degree was certifiably insane. She was extreme BPD and would have meltdowns where she would destroy my shit and call the cops on me and stuff like that. Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her. And fucking the same pussy for several years gets boring after a while even if it is super hot BPD pussy who lets me do disgusting shit to her. So, we pretty much stopped hanging out once she got her degree. The last I heard she was dating some other wealthy 60-year-old. I think they might even be engaged. Good for her, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49815494)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: Provocative juggernaut

Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49815503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: iridescent party of the first part heaven

you're 60?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49815618)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: odious orchid ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49815975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: stimulating regret range

tricked the goyim many times, countless times

stuck three bottles of lotion up my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811965)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Narrow-minded generalized bond

(definitely not a CSLG alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49811978)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Sienna Lascivious Legal Warrant

At the same time? Hotel or full size?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49812139)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: stimulating regret range

Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon.com/Theraplex-Hydro-Lotion-Noncomedogenic-Hypoallergenic/dp/B000GFSQV4/

Great lotion a dermatologist recommended that you have to buy online. Anything you can buy in a store is trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49812181)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: iridescent party of the first part heaven

Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49812129)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Sienna Lascivious Legal Warrant

We’re butt brothers, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49812137)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: iridescent party of the first part heaven

180 I thought you just sucked on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49812140)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Stirring Pink Chapel Elastic Band

Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49812174)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Well-lubricated casino lettuce

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49815646)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: Fishy nowag

Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49812176)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: Well-lubricated casino lettuce

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49817504)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Nubile Circlehead Gas Station

flew a P-51.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49812334)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Stirring Pink Chapel Elastic Band

Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d I’d most like to add to my own bucket list. Performance aircraft with greatest generation gravitas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49815585)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: odious orchid ape

i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard of this, but i just looked it up and it looks awesome https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_P-51_Mustang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49820850)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Motley amethyst home

played golf with Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49812335)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: odious orchid ape

is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right. did you talk to him at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49815984)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Motley amethyst home

probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super consistent and a real solid player. This was 20+ years ago during the apprentice days and I was just nervous/polite and also very young.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49816941)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: odious orchid ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49817912)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:40 PM
Author: 180 associate market

Been to over 150 countries

Took a public shat in the middle of the afternoon in a public park in Eilat, Israel circa 2000. Still my proudest accomplishment, literally shat on Israel like it was a Mumbai sidewalk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49812584)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: Motley amethyst home

I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49812722)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Anal Property Alpha

Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49812741)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:21 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fortuitous meteor site

grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49815479)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: multi-colored milky pocket flask main people

Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49815499)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Blue Startling Area Useless Brakes

Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. She was in her 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49815506)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: iridescent party of the first part heaven

my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i was 42 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49815631)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fortuitous meteor site

my asshole remembers that day fondly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49815777)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:57 AM
Author: 180 associate market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49816141)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: iridescent party of the first part heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49817178)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:32 AM
Author: fuchsia insane bawdyhouse

I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 hours. Later I exceeded that (probably 15-17) but it was less impressive because I took the full 24 hours and it was spread across two sessions with a lot of downtime in between.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49818532)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: translucent native sweet tailpipe

In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor Griffin. And I don’t live in Pittsburgh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49815516)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:23 PM
Author: Charismatic Impertinent Lodge Striped Hyena

Fucked Alicia Silverstone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49815654)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:27 PM
Author: magenta theater

Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49815662)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: yellow shrine turdskin

was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49815664)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: odious orchid ape

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49815980)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: yellow shrine turdskin

as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particularly painful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49815989)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: odious orchid ape

your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to be on base twice in the same inning you guys were likely running up the score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49816012)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: yellow shrine turdskin

we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49816032)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: odious orchid ape

right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more memorable and vivid for you, vs anyone else on the team who probably didn't care that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49816466)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Histrionic obsidian cuckold gunner

No, they are still talking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49816717)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: Titillating Infuriating Library

100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49816742)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: yellow shrine turdskin

it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again. always good for a laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49816748)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:44 AM
Author: Histrionic obsidian cuckold gunner

180

Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut little league poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49818450)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 AM
Author: yellow shrine turdskin

not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49818911)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: yellow shrine turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49816747)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: Excitant Base Private Investor

genuine lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49816002)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: Histrionic obsidian cuckold gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49816716)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: Provocative juggernaut

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49816498)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Motley amethyst home

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49816507)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: Laughsome institution sex offender

A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game* and we still to this day treat him like he has special needs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49820983)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: Massive Filthy Jew

My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded 1-2-3 double plays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49823433)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: Nighttime splenetic karate

FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49815779)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: Well-lubricated casino lettuce

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49816093)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: Nighttime splenetic karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49818073)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: Well-lubricated casino lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49824352)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: topaz knife spot

JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49820838)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Nighttime splenetic karate

😎

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49820925)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Well-lubricated casino lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49822798)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: Supple Gaming Laptop Center

Reenacted “Tubgirl”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49815983)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:52 AM
Author: violet disrespectful station international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49818463)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: thriller sanctuary

As the director or the, uh, talent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49819643)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: bistre feces

posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49816491)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: bat shit crazy talented potus rigpig

Four Saudi guys separately in one day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49816744)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Histrionic obsidian cuckold gunner

Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina's campus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49816867)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: Stirring Pink Chapel Elastic Band

Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49817562)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: Histrionic obsidian cuckold gunner

No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around the dorm hallway and it damaged the carpet. I also let some Rainbow Tribe people live in my dorm room for a night or two and they were panhandling in the dorm lobby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49817845)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Excitant Base Private Investor

to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49818398)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:41 AM
Author: Histrionic obsidian cuckold gunner

I don't know what that means, is that good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49818447)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: Excitant Base Private Investor

unique is all i meant

getting banned from a campus is uncommon, but letting panhandlers staying in your dorm? miracle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49819538)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Histrionic obsidian cuckold gunner

I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went with some dorm friends. They had a empty gallon milk container that they had filled up with water and dosed with LSD and were passing it around the bonfire. Someone had a guitar and was playing 'Wish You Were Here' by Pink Floyd, there were some bongos and congas.

They were on the move, needed a play to stay, I offered my dorm room since my roommate dropped out with spinal meningitis earlier that year.

Everyone in the Rainbow Tribe or Rainbow Gathering, whatever they were called, were around our ages, but there was this dude in his 40s or 50s that was hanging out with them and he actually owned a car. It was a small red convertible like a Miata.

I remember hearing a story about that dude a few months later about how he totaled his car because it "got sucked" under a tractor-trailer on the highway. I remember asking how the fuck does a car get sucked under a tractor trailer but did not get a satisfactory answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49819621)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Excitant Base Private Investor

it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, right? that's who i'm envisioning

did your rainbows follow the grateful dead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49819638)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: Histrionic obsidian cuckold gunner

I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grateful Dead lol. That was their entire shtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49819667)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:10 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Anal Property Alpha

Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Deadheads but not the Rainbow people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49821009)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: Beady-eyed fortuitous meteor site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49821195)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:50 AM
Author: Cobalt cruise ship selfie

Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different but excited circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49818459)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:59 AM
Author: Zippy Deep Tank

Thats weirdly 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49818479)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: odious orchid ape

excited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49818938)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Cobalt cruise ship selfie

Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49820693)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: odious orchid ape

oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoot them? or you have a whacking stick or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49820829)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:47 PM
Author: Cobalt cruise ship selfie

Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated pistol with snakeshot (hand loads!) now. A shovel or hoe is fine for copperheads who are generally shy and play possum. Rattlesnakes and cottonmouths are big and will fucking strike at or follow you. I don’t like getting that close to them. And it’s very common that they get into brush or other crap where you can’t get a clean hit at them with a shovel, so snake shot is generally good for those cases. Always chop the head off regardless.

Neighbors call me when they have snakes.

I hate and am scared to death of snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49820916)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: odious orchid ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49821186)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Exciting rehab reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49822326)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Stirring Pink Chapel Elastic Band

50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of copperheads every summer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49820798)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: Cobalt cruise ship selfie

Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter are the most aggressive by far. Rattlesnakes are the scariest though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49820914)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Stirring Pink Chapel Elastic Band

Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. Trying to spot a copperhead on pine needles is basically impossible. And water moccasins ate my least favorite because you can't swing a shovel in the lake while swimming

Doubt I've got 50 over my lifetime, so you've def got me. But I'm sure I'm over two dozen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49821119)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Exciting rehab reading party

As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of Candyland in our basement. Not flame, we found its shed skin slithered through King Kandy, Princess Lolly, around Lord Licorice and Peppermint Forest before exiting around Plumpy. The copperhead appeared one day in the living room where it met is demise courtesy of a nearby 2x4.

Then there was the incident in The Great Smoky Mountains where I got bitten by a timber rattlesnake. Or the time in Florida while I was kayaking and some kind of snake fell out of the tree literally 20 feet in front of my kayak right above where I would've passed through. I fucking hate snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49822334)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: Cobalt cruise ship selfie

You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so far as I know. What happened?

I’ve seen cattle and horses bitten on the face. They swell up like balloons but all lived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49822395)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Exciting rehab reading party

It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospital, they had antivenom ready, but apparently I didn't need it. There was only swelling from the bite itself, which really hurt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49822415)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Stirring Pink Chapel Elastic Band

The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and you’d occasionally hear about a snake dropping into a canoe or john boat. But they’re mostly harmless black rat snakes. Look a bit like a water moccasin when you’re freaked out, but mostly harmless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49823485)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:53 AM
Author: Zippy Deep Tank

- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house dj as my headliner

- performed with yo yo ma at a major music venue

- fempoasted on an anonymous, severely mentally ill 1.0 chatblawgwebsite for 25 years without making any real enemies

- bled for 7 days and didnt die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49818465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: odious orchid ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49820830)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: Well-lubricated casino lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49820856)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: fuchsia insane bawdyhouse

Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the ground:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866110&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49818533)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:58 AM
Author: cracking stead new version

Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna Kea on Hawaii Island. Survived stemi heart attack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49821045)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: citrine dead menage mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49821261)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: Apoplectic Windowlicker Dragon

i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world country

lived with an academy award winner (and separately an emmy winner). I'm two awards away from roommate egot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49821210)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: odious orchid ape

how'd you get away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49823908)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: aromatic deer antler meetinghouse

Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around for 50 years into the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49822576)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:37 AM
Author: Claret Theater Stage Legend

Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winning giants of the genre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49823018)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Well-lubricated casino lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49823307)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: Contagious Lavender Hall

stand up to these niggers, clearly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49823338)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Bearded passionate business firm

climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hours of computer videos thereof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49823913)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: Mind-boggling point ratface

I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 and ended with a public indecency charge.

Yes, I’m whokebe in case that wasn’t obvious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49823928)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Mind-boggling point ratface

Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, husband, father. Actual: single, gay, childless. Add-on: mr.jinx’s’s pet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49823944)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: self-centered white halford university

fkk it's too outable to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49823931)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: Narrow-minded generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49824367)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: Well-lubricated casino lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49844888)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Flickering boiling water

been on the x-files and millenium and met all the cast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49844908)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:27 PM
Author: outnumbered giraffe

done a commercial for white goods

some other stuff, like live on a foreign military base, or the espn scripps national spelling bee, or take college credits from 11 different schools, probably some college board posters would've done, but i'm probably the last one still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49849538)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Fragrant Corner

Hopped the border when I was a kid. Walked from TJ to SD. Got on a plane and flew to Phoenix. My mom asked an immigration agent where our gate was because he spoke Spanish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49849551)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Anal Property Alpha

I guess I haven't actually answered this for real yet.

- I might be the only one to take this path after the college board was already dead: discovered XO before college as someone who was considering law school, was convinced by poasters NOT to go to law school, and stuck around for another 15+ years.

- was in the center of a highly-publicized XO love triangle, had a separate ex follow me around the bort several years after the relationship, AND am Eskimo sisters with another poaster with our common connection being someone we both met IRL, not through XO. Surely that combo is unique.

- went on tour with Max Cavalera

- played a show with acclaimed Ukrainian death metal band Jinjer

- wrote a Python script to model a probability distribution as a pretense to send my boss slutty pictures

- told a cat-caller my salary (this one is not nearly as douchey as it sounds, it all makes sense in context)

Will edit if I think of MOAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49849598)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: ivory abode prole

Released numerous ideas/concepts/theories into the thoughtstream that are now broadly discussed today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2pk5w1#49858354)