How hard does your little dick get as you fill up the waning weekends of your dying youth spending hours trolling a bunch of desperate and self-hating lawyers on the obscure crypto sub-bort of a dying "legal" social media platform about a topic that you, like, totally don't give a fuck about because it's sooooo stupid (even though you're technically still invested in it but whatever that doesn't count because something)? No homo, just curious.