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How much Outback can one man eat? Today I found out.

I couldn't hold down the urge today so I took off early and ...
black halford
  01/09/14
Did you finish the brown bread?
spectacular underhanded legend
  01/09/14
Yes I did 1.5 loaves en route to the park.
black halford
  01/09/14
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supple institution
  05/07/25
Very odd shtick, but I like it. "Drank the container...
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use that hannukah gift card?
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  01/09/14
Yes
black halford
  01/09/14
fuckin 180
well-lubricated gaped dog poop sex offender
  01/09/14
how many sets of utensils did they give you
lake comical toaster karate
  01/09/14
3. I used only my hands. And it's cold!
black halford
  01/09/14
why didn't you take the food home, man
lake comical toaster karate
  01/09/14
Wife is making me a healthy dinner as we speak.
black halford
  01/09/14
do you feel like you're cheating on her? is she a fat?
lake comical toaster karate
  01/09/14
She's about 105lbs. I weigh 3x what she does.
black halford
  01/09/14
do you think you should pull it together before she peaces o...
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  01/09/14
My life is a train wreck. I know all of the wheels are about...
black halford
  01/09/14
Update on this?
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black halford
  01/09/14
how much money was it?
soul-stirring drab hospital feces
  01/09/14
Just over $60
black halford
  01/09/14
seems too cheap. flyover town?
soul-stirring drab hospital feces
  01/09/14
Conshohocken
black halford
  01/09/14
there's no hannuka in made up cities. are you in say san fra...
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  01/09/14
Cheyenne. TYFT.
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The one right off the blue route? Housed many a bloomin oni...
ultramarine locale
  01/10/14
lol
Disgusting clear ratface
  01/09/14
Feeling pretty sick bros.
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  01/09/14
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  01/09/14
I'm waiting for imgur to finish uploading
black halford
  01/09/14
mhhmmmm
boyish rehab reading party
  01/09/14
See below. No rules; just right.
black halford
  01/09/14
...
boyish rehab reading party
  01/09/14
man even as a super-fat i didn't eat like this
crawly boistinker
  01/09/14
PICTURE http://i.imgur.com/kEh9gBz.jpg
black halford
  01/09/14
180 (000 Kcal)
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4 open containers of 6. The two closed containers are the Bl...
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On a stained apt carpet? Nice try fatass
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That's a concrete pad I found next to where I was parked. Lo...
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you're a fuckin addict bro
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I know. This is dangerous.
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current weight?
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dude.
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180!
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  01/09/14
why the fuck did you eat this in the parking lot instead of ...
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they dont have sirloin marsala at outback you flaming faggot...
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(Fat noob) http://www.outback.com/menu
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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: black halford

I couldn't hold down the urge today so I took off early and went to The Outback Steakhouse for my Take Away order consisting of: Bloomin' Onion; Large Cheese Fries; Double Burger with Garlic Mashed Potatoes; Alice Springs Chicken with Fries; Marsala Sirloin with Green Beans; Wedge Salad. I also ordered bread.

I took this to a dark park parking lot, popped my trunk and proceeded to stand there in the cold shoveling this shit into my face. I conquered the burger, then started on the Cheese Fries. I couldn't take those all down right then so I reached for the next container. It was the Alice Springs chicken. I almost vomited, but I didn't. There's more to this tale.

After gnawing through the Sirloin, I ate the green beans. My hands are just covered in slop at this point. It's freezing cold. I grabbed a sweatshirt from my trunk to wipe my hands on and begin to circle the parking lot.

I did 2 laps then came back for what I started. Having captured my second wind, I got through the Alice Springs and finished the Cheese Fries. Thinking to myself, 'hey, you've got this, 1 app and 1 salad to go with the mash.' Well, I don't know about you, but when you've eaten an Outback Cheese Fries and 3 entrees, the last thing you want to see is cold Bloomin' Onion. I managed a couple of bites and drank the container of sauce, but I knew I was done. No salad for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24805756)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: spectacular underhanded legend

Did you finish the brown bread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24805789)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:37 PM
Author: black halford

Yes I did 1.5 loaves en route to the park.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24805833)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 4:25 PM
Author: supple institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#48911604)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: irradiated mustard menage

Very odd shtick, but I like it.

"Drank the container of sauce"

TYFT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24805794)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:44 PM
Author: Lavender Dead Hunting Ground Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24805874)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: Adventurous puce dragon

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806324)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 7:01 AM
Author: histrionic idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24808642)



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Date: January 11th, 2014 11:02 AM
Author: khaki abode tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24814950)



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Date: January 11th, 2014 1:52 PM
Author: jet-lagged hairraiser senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24815512)



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Date: November 28th, 2016 5:45 AM
Author: dun step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#32006405)



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Date: July 13th, 2020 4:18 PM
Author: scarlet state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#40600889)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: soul-stirring drab hospital feces

use that hannukah gift card?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24805799)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:44 PM
Author: black halford

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24805877)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:37 PM
Author: well-lubricated gaped dog poop sex offender

fuckin 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24805831)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:38 PM
Author: lake comical toaster karate

how many sets of utensils did they give you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24805835)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: black halford

3. I used only my hands. And it's cold!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24805841)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: lake comical toaster karate

why didn't you take the food home, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24805846)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:43 PM
Author: black halford

Wife is making me a healthy dinner as we speak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24805867)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:44 PM
Author: lake comical toaster karate

do you feel like you're cheating on her? is she a fat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24805880)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: black halford

She's about 105lbs. I weigh 3x what she does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24805889)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: lake comical toaster karate

do you think you should pull it together before she peaces out maybe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24805897)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:47 PM
Author: black halford

My life is a train wreck. I know all of the wheels are about to come off. I just can't help myself. I have some compulsion inside to just keep testing the limits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24805907)



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Date: December 11th, 2020 1:57 PM
Author: nubile bright rigpig sanctuary

Update on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#41527737)



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Date: August 28th, 2022 2:56 PM
Author: honey-headed painfully honest cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#45083933)



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Date: December 11th, 2020 1:56 PM
Author: nubile bright rigpig sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#41527734)



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Date: November 28th, 2016 1:53 AM
Author: low-t lay sandwich



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:38 PM
Author: black halford

I'm trying to upload pic on imgur (after I came back from my laps) but it is slow as shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24805837)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: soul-stirring drab hospital feces

how much money was it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24805839)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: black halford

Just over $60

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24805844)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: soul-stirring drab hospital feces

seems too cheap. flyover town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24805847)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:44 PM
Author: black halford

Conshohocken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24805872)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:44 PM
Author: soul-stirring drab hospital feces

there's no hannuka in made up cities. are you in say san fran or the midwest i.e. denver, cheyenne etc.?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24805883)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:35 PM
Author: shimmering swollen rigor

Cheyenne. TYFT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806297)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 10:12 AM
Author: ultramarine locale

The one right off the blue route? Housed many a bloomin onion there myself bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24809063)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:44 PM
Author: Disgusting clear ratface

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24805881)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:56 PM
Author: black halford

Feeling pretty sick bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24805983)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:59 PM
Author: boyish rehab reading party

You realize you could be a goat poaster if you just gave us some goddamned pics.

Still, hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806005)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:00 PM
Author: black halford

I'm waiting for imgur to finish uploading

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806012)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:00 PM
Author: boyish rehab reading party

mhhmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806021)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: black halford

See below. No rules; just right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806110)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:00 PM
Author: boyish rehab reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806011)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:02 PM
Author: crawly boistinker

man even as a super-fat i didn't eat like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806038)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: black halford

PICTURE

http://i.imgur.com/kEh9gBz.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806080)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:10 PM
Author: irradiated mustard menage

180 (000 Kcal)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806095)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:11 PM
Author: black halford

4 open containers of 6. The two closed containers are the Bloomin' Onion and the Wedge Salad. The container you see first is the Alice Springs Chicken and fries. Underneath the ASC, you can see the container that the Marsala sirloin and green beans was in. See that pooling juice?

Now, working your way up counterclockwise, you can see the crumbs from the cheese fries order. Last, at the top of the picture, is the container that held the double burger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806102)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:13 PM
Author: Lavender Dead Hunting Ground Pit

On a stained apt carpet?

Nice try fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806123)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:16 PM
Author: black halford

That's a concrete pad I found next to where I was parked. Look closely. You can see that it's not carpet. It's an outdoors concrete pad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806144)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:13 PM
Author: soul-stirring drab hospital feces

you're a fuckin addict bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806124)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:16 PM
Author: black halford

I know. This is dangerous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806147)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: Indigo tanning salon new version

current weight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806120)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: black halford

Just got on my scale. The needle went over the max weight of 280 by what looks like 20lbs, but you can never quite tell with these things when you exceed capacity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806158)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 7:19 AM
Author: well-lubricated gaped dog poop sex offender

dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24808660)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: Provocative beta field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806152)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:20 PM
Author: boyish rehab reading party

Ho lee fuck I stand corrected. Although in todays age I prefer moar proof, this is still an incredible picture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806178)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:29 PM
Author: Amethyst den personal credit line

380

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806247)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:30 PM
Author: black halford

no, to the moon!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806257)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:32 PM
Author: Amethyst den personal credit line

Like buttcoins you're weight is going up uP UP!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806275)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: self-centered out-of-control plaza foreskin

:(

I guess most of us xoxoers are a little fucked up in some way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806285)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: shimmering swollen rigor

That's disgusting you fat fuck. Exercise some restraint especially when your wife cooks for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806314)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Arousing nighttime antidepressant drug business firm

(manlet)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806357)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: crawly boistinker

*gags*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806354)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:52 PM
Author: Slate digit ratio

early post of the year contender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806390)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 7:07 AM
Author: well-lubricated gaped dog poop sex offender

good god man i've gorged many a time in my life but this is superlative work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24808646)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: Crusty 180 brunch

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24810189)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: Abnormal costumed azn

flame, bloomin onions come in a round, clear plastic container.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24810242)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: well-lubricated gaped dog poop sex offender

i've got them in the standard square styrofoam. looks like we've discovered an Outback regional difference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24810257)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 3:52 PM
Author: self-centered out-of-control plaza foreskin

180 living/lived? the dream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#30153905)



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Date: November 28th, 2016 4:06 AM
Author: aphrodisiac dark station place of business

Thought this had to be flame. LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#32006330)



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Date: March 27th, 2023 10:40 PM
Author: aromatic lemon university



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Date: March 10th, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: Cerise Address

Really shows how tiny of a community this is that the picture in a famous thread only has 427 views over ten years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#47480111)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:50 PM
Author: black halford

I'm serious. Am I going to die soon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806387)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:52 PM
Author: Arousing nighttime antidepressant drug business firm

why the fuck did you eat this in the parking lot instead of at least just in your car?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806393)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:53 PM
Author: black halford

That shit smells like death. My wife sometimes rides in my car. I could never let her know about these inner demons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806406)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 6:55 AM
Author: black halford

I feel like death this morning. Fever, sweats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24808636)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 7:16 AM
Author: Nudist spruce stag film

bro do the bort a favor and outself as soon as you feel your coronary coming on. I know there are many poasters, including me, who would wish to pay their respects at your wake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24808655)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 7:27 AM
Author: black halford

Yes of course. I am not long for this world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24808669)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 7:29 AM
Author: Nudist spruce stag film

don't delay, I suspect that when it comes it's going to happen all at once.

go with god, fatass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24808677)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 10:34 PM
Author: passionate fortuitous meteor gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#28234206)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 7:18 AM
Author: Henna stage

How many times do you shit per day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24808659)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 7:28 AM
Author: black halford

Ate so much salt and cheese yesterday that I probably won't shit for days. I'll be perpetually clogged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24808672)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Erotic Appetizing Stain Garrison

they dont have sirloin marsala at outback you flaming faggot. also you are foreign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24810139)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: well-lubricated gaped dog poop sex offender

yes they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24810165)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: ultramarine locale

(Fat noob)

http://www.outback.com/menu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24810176)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: salmon cruel-hearted space

How are you driving? I thought you got a DUI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24810197)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 2:06 PM
Author: Chocolate Keepsake Machete

WTF. This is nothing to be proud of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24810213)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: well-lubricated gaped dog poop sex offender

welcome to America, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24810223)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: ultramarine locale

Neither is being a shit eater devouring the turds of an all-american stud or plowing a use pink twink in the gym locker room, but don't let that stop a great thread from delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24810276)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 2:22 PM
Author: Stimulating At-the-ready Black Woman Haunted Graveyard

This is 180 and such a better xoxo story than when I ate the John Krupa special at delmonicos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24810322)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: well-lubricated gaped dog poop sex offender

what's the John Krupa special?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24810329)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Stimulating At-the-ready Black Woman Haunted Graveyard

3lb bone in ribeye. I also ate a huge thing of fries and drank more than a bottle of wild turkey 101. Waitress had to get a second bottle and the first was full when I started. My tab was like $250 and that was after she comped me a bunch of drinks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24810338)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:31 PM
Author: Cracking federal kitchen scourge upon the earth

You are either flame or an American hero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#29654700)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 9:26 PM
Author: Stimulating At-the-ready Black Woman Haunted Graveyard

I am neither.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#36190963)



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Date: January 11th, 2014 10:45 AM
Author: black halford

Bumping for comparison with Friday night (out for delivery thread)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24814881)



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Date: January 11th, 2014 10:47 AM
Author: silver bull headed party of the first part

brother, your use of a sweatshirt as a cleaning utensil is amazingly MacGiver-like.

180 overall. I've never descended to this sort of dark place, though I have been close after some serious casino losses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24814890)



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Date: May 29th, 2020 4:09 PM
Author: mentally impaired love of her life

Link this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#40299534)



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Date: January 11th, 2014 10:57 AM
Author: Avocado Mildly Autistic Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24814932)



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Date: January 11th, 2014 11:03 AM
Author: silver bull headed party of the first part

u should make a buzzfeed compilation of your indulgences



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24814953)



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Date: January 11th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: floppy sepia nowag twinkling uncleanness

This thread is objectively tragic but it might be the hardest I've ever laughed IRL on xoxo. Seriously though OP, get help. It's not to late to add decades upon decades of SWeet life experiences to your time on earth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24815504)



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Date: April 19th, 2015 10:36 PM
Author: sapphire telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#27720985)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 10:36 PM
Author: passionate fortuitous meteor gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#28234225)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 10:49 PM
Author: wonderful sound barrier

Sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#28234308)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 10:06 AM
Author: Useless Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#29653623)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: sapphire telephone

Ungghhhh I long for yesteryear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#30314763)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 10:59 PM
Author: hot anal library



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:00 PM
Author: Garnet coffee pot

need ta cop dat fully loaded bloomin' onion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#30767678)



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Date: November 28th, 2016 1:48 AM
Author: Topaz offensive box office macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#32006035)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: hot anal library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#32157334)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 9:09 PM
Author: sapphire telephone

Unsurprisingly, my mental illness has only gotten worse since this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#36190881)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: soul-stirring drab hospital feces

gonna need dinner picks again, hoss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#36190907)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: Stimulating At-the-ready Black Woman Haunted Graveyard

What do you weigh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#36190965)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: bespoke onyx incel theater

that actually sounds delicious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#36190900)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: spectacular underhanded legend



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Date: June 13th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Pea-brained excitant main people



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Date: January 7th, 2019 12:00 AM
Author: Sinister obsidian pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#37541584)



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Date: January 7th, 2019 12:01 AM
Author: wonderful sound barrier

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#37541585)



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Date: January 9th, 2019 5:55 PM
Author: Sinister obsidian pisswyrm



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Date: January 9th, 2019 6:18 PM
Author: contagious principal's office lettuce



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Date: February 13th, 2019 10:37 AM
Author: Pea-brained excitant main people



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Date: August 10th, 2019 4:07 AM
Author: Sinister obsidian pisswyrm



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Date: May 5th, 2020 4:39 AM
Author: Sinister obsidian pisswyrm



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Date: May 29th, 2020 3:33 PM
Author: Topaz offensive box office macaca



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Date: July 14th, 2020 3:39 AM
Author: coral beady-eyed range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#40604814)



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Date: July 14th, 2020 8:33 AM
Author: twinkling site weed whacker

Jews have long since evolved to being revolting in order to provoke reactions from good people, thus opening the opportunity for Jews to scream in rage about ‘antisemitism’, a fictional phenomenon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#40605087)



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Author: Massive brass mood



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Date: December 11th, 2020 2:14 PM
Author: soul-stirring drab hospital feces

have you been back to

322 Ridge Pike, Conshohocken, PA 19428?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#41527832)



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Date: March 25th, 2021 8:13 PM
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Date: July 30th, 2021 12:17 AM
Author: sapphire telephone



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Date: July 30th, 2021 7:02 PM
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:52 PM
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Date: November 17th, 2021 7:09 PM
Author: Angry Umber Trump Supporter

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#43460701)



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Date: November 17th, 2021 10:48 PM
Author: chest-beating electric ticket booth



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Date: February 16th, 2022 6:24 PM
Author: Indigo tanning salon new version



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Author: sick self-absorbed property



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Date: October 13th, 2022 12:04 AM
Author: vibrant violent useless brakes multi-billionaire



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Date: January 5th, 2023 10:23 PM
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Date: February 14th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: vibrant violent useless brakes multi-billionaire



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Date: November 2nd, 2023 3:05 PM
Author: vibrant violent useless brakes multi-billionaire



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Date: November 2nd, 2023 3:05 PM
Author: slippery travel guidebook



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Date: March 10th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: sapphire telephone

Holy shit this was 10 years ago already. How many of you thought that OP wouldn't make it another 10 years after reading the OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#47480031)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Bisexual Parlour

What's your most heroic gorgefest ever? Need details.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#47480071)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 11:17 AM
Author: sapphire telephone

Does it matter? I can't do that anymore. I'm old and have aged out. There's a guy on the YouTubes who does this for a job. His channel is Beard vs. Food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#47480083)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Bisexual Parlour

Of course it matters. You're a board hero. He's not. You're also an amateur. He's not.

I want to live vicariously through your unfathomable gluttony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#47480455)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 11:33 AM
Author: startled thriller dysfunction



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 10:22 PM
Author: vibrant violent useless brakes multi-billionaire



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Date: June 20th, 2024 9:55 PM
Author: vibrant violent useless brakes multi-billionaire



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Date: June 20th, 2024 10:06 PM
Author: emerald lascivious house striped hyena

The food would at the very least cost twice as much now compared to then. RIP America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#47765415)



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