To be cockslapped by a man with a large penis.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=schlonged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3076518&forum_id=2#29430505)

GOFFSTOWN, N.H. — As the third Democratic debate faded to a five-minute commercial break, Hillary Clinton had exactly one minute and 45 seconds to walk out of the gymnasium at St. Anselm College to the ladies’ restroom and one minute and 45 seconds to return to her place on stage.

Not a lot of wiggle room.

With the men’s room significantly closer to the debate stage, Mrs. Clinton’s male opponents, Bernie Sanders and Martin O’Malley, made it back quicker and, well, it takes women longer, as Mrs. Clinton pointed out after returning slightly late from a commercial break during the first Democratic debate in Las Vegas.

But on Saturday, the ABC News hosts, tied to the schedule of live TV, proceeded with their questioning about the economy with an empty podium awaiting Mrs. Clinton. “Sorry,” she deadpanned when she finally took her place.

Aides said they had been concerned during the walk through before the debate that the ladies room was such a schlep. The campaign’s vice chairwoman, Huma Abedin, had timed the distance to and from the podium and expressed concerns to organizers, but the gymnasium setting meant there were no closer options. She relayed to Mrs. Clinton that she would have to be speedy, said several aides involved in debate planning.

In the end, the moment became one of the most talked about of what seemed an otherwise low-impact debate. The momentarily empty podium prompted jokes that Mrs. Clinton, so focused on defeating the Republicans, had, perhaps, decided to watch the primary debate from a Manchester bar, with a row of glistening ladies’ rooms nearby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3076518&forum_id=2#29430410)

so the first woman running for POTUS suffers from IBS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3076518&forum_id=2#29430453)

Oh hey thanks for that explanation!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3076518&forum_id=2#29430533)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_EGf0RM6e0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3076518&forum_id=2#29430675)

i want to jerk off to it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3076518&forum_id=2#29430940)

I googled the term and Cokie Roberts of NPar used it to describe Democratic electoral losses. NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3076518&forum_id=2#29430933)

found it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3076518&forum_id=2#29430981)

Trump: "Hillary is disgusting, got schlonged by Obama."

Hillary: "Donald Trump has always been disrespectful of women."

Trump: "Bill Clinton."

Hillary: "..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3076518&forum_id=2#29818168)