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LJL Joel Osteen locks his megachurch during flood

Fuck this evil charlatan
Adventurous resort multi-billionaire
  08/28/17
http://nypost.com/2017/08/28/pastor-osteen-shuts-church-amid...
Adventurous resort multi-billionaire
  08/28/17
Sad!
turquoise irate whorehouse athletic conference
  08/28/17
He didn't get rich by giving away money, son.
Zippy spot
  08/28/17
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High-end clear fortuitous meteor gas station
  08/29/17
His house: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DIXgGxSVoAAXv_z?forma...
Adventurous resort multi-billionaire
  08/28/17
pretty shitty pool for that size of a house
learning disabled red yarmulke pit
  08/28/17
That pool looks yuuggee
Dashing Fighting Corn Cake Kitchen
  08/28/17
looks shitty, nothing special about it. the pools at most co...
learning disabled red yarmulke pit
  08/28/17
House is 17,000 square feet
Dashing Fighting Corn Cake Kitchen
  08/28/17
yeah the house looks gigantic, i thought he'd have some craz...
learning disabled red yarmulke pit
  08/28/17
I would have a property wide lazy river
Tantric Lake Indirect Expression
  08/29/17
Cr
learning disabled red yarmulke pit
  08/29/17
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High-end clear fortuitous meteor gas station
  08/29/17
He needs a lazy river
Dashing Fighting Corn Cake Kitchen
  08/29/17
guy should def install a lazy river
carmine electric dopamine
  08/29/17
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High-end clear fortuitous meteor gas station
  08/29/17
I believe this aerial photography was before the installatio...
Unhinged Station
  08/30/17
it's bc Osteen is arriviste and has no taste. Look at litera...
brilliant wonderful boiling water
  08/30/17
ljl, breh. That's the guest house.
Milky big dingle berry
  08/29/17
He preaches "Prosperity Gospel" so he has to keep ...
blathering juggernaut
  08/30/17
I love this bullshit reasoning: While the church and its ...
Trip hyperventilating hairy legs boistinker
  08/28/17
LJL I drove by that church Saturday Sunday and today and it ...
Elite excitant quadroon dilemma
  08/29/17
Wtf
Misanthropic insecure stock car chapel
  08/19/18
LJL He's getting roasted on twitter and blocking people begg...
Zippy spot
  08/28/17
Lmao
Dashing Fighting Corn Cake Kitchen
  08/28/17
lol at blocking people on Twitter.
low-t chad brethren
  08/28/17
holy shit lololol
startled diverse patrolman philosopher-king
  08/28/17
lmao
Frum flesh personal credit line trailer park
  08/29/17
his prosperity doctrine bullshit is weak flame supported by ...
bonkers hissy fit
  08/28/17
that prosperity doctrine shit is HUUUUUUGE in asia
learning disabled red yarmulke pit
  08/28/17
My former father in law thought I was "godless" be...
Alcoholic Stubborn Garrison Nibblets
  08/29/17
"Lakewood Church?" *beady eyes narrow* "Yeah,...
marvelous grizzly ceo son of senegal
  08/28/17
...
startled diverse patrolman philosopher-king
  08/28/17
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Olive balding property idiot
  08/28/17
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aggressive misunderstood dog poop
  08/29/17
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Titillating new version dragon
  08/29/17
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floppy degenerate people who are hurt
  08/29/17
They can just come to church next Sunday, what's the big dea...
Crimson Goal In Life Depressive
  08/28/17
And this is why in Russia they put protestants and gypsies i...
Stimulating ticket booth persian
  08/28/17
All of your orthodox priests have been photographed wearing ...
Zippy spot
  08/29/17
ARE Patriarch just doesnt know a Rolex from a Casio. It was ...
Stimulating ticket booth persian
  08/29/17
Orthodox priest here, can confirm.
Milky big dingle berry
  08/29/17
Lol @ this coming from a kike
Painfully honest exhilarant church cuckold
  08/29/17
tryna keep the LORD out
startled diverse patrolman philosopher-king
  08/29/17
...
Mentally impaired travel guidebook bawdyhouse
  08/29/17
Raftugees Not Welcome
arousing flatulent stead pozpig
  08/29/17
Which other Houston churches that are not open are evil?
Stirring jewess
  08/29/17
Church is open with air mattresses we just bought into liber...
turquoise irate whorehouse athletic conference
  08/29/17
I'm seeing a story where the church is supposedly flooded. W...
Metal vermilion half-breed coffee pot
  08/29/17
The church is open and has bought tons of air mattresses to ...
turquoise irate whorehouse athletic conference
  08/29/17
ljl at that twitter bio
cerebral deranged sex offender
  08/29/17
Writer. Genderqueer. Army Vet. Texan. @Georgetown Alum. Pron...
floppy degenerate people who are hurt
  08/29/17
...
magenta multi-colored affirmative action indian lodge
  08/30/17
Charles Clymer To be clear, I still think Joel Osteen is a...
Galvanic Center Love Of Her Life
  08/29/17
Can't forget those heroic Muslims always helping out those i...
plum parlour partner
  08/29/17
libs really love Muslims.
twinkling swashbuckling double fault party of the first part
  08/29/17
Ryan Foster @ryanlfoster Meanwhile, Mormons put 3 truckload...
Galvanic Center Love Of Her Life
  08/29/17
cr everything I'm hearing from Houston is that there would b...
crusty step-uncle's house
  08/29/17
...
Concupiscible Pervert
  08/29/17
hm, that's odd. I always thought that guy was legit.
twinkling swashbuckling double fault party of the first part
  08/29/17
yes, the trust the pa$tor with $50 million net worth
Confused temple codepig
  08/29/17
This is fake news. The church is helping with air mattresses...
razzmatazz house-broken tanning salon jew
  08/29/17
The article I read is that this happened after the initial o...
Disrespectful Home Cuckoldry
  08/29/17
the initial outcry caused by a genderqueer atheist and other...
Stirring jewess
  08/29/17
his church was flooded. it took him time to get everything t...
Galvanic Center Love Of Her Life
  08/29/17
except it wasn't flooded ljl
Confused temple codepig
  08/29/17
Perhaps the church wasn't flooded, no idea, but a lot of the...
razzmatazz house-broken tanning salon jew
  08/29/17
it was flooded. look up the pictures.
Galvanic Center Love Of Her Life
  08/29/17
colt begs to differ
Confused temple codepig
  08/30/17
Wasn't flooded but it was at risk of flooding. Lakewood Chu...
blathering juggernaut
  08/30/17
Most of shitlib stories like this (mosque blowing up, UVA ra...
Aqua apoplectic background story brunch
  08/29/17
This is, sadly, true.
razzmatazz house-broken tanning salon jew
  08/29/17
(j. osteen)
magenta multi-colored affirmative action indian lodge
  08/29/17
...
Concupiscible Pervert
  08/30/17
Lol at any credulous idiot who buys this lib smear campaign
Lascivious church building
  08/29/17
...
impressive state
  08/29/17
right, the waters magically cleared as soon as they started ...
Confused temple codepig
  08/29/17
(Pharaoh laughing at Moses in front of the Red Sea)
impressive state
  08/29/17
...
racy maroon address trust fund
  09/12/18
This story happens during every disaster. There's still a t...
blathering juggernaut
  08/30/17
*The Summit, faggot
Wine frozen parlor telephone
  08/30/17
...
Stirring jewess
  08/29/17
...
magenta multi-colored affirmative action indian lodge
  08/30/17
Correct
Trip hyperventilating hairy legs boistinker
  09/12/18
Tragedy: Norman Vincent Peale Farce: Joel Osteen
soul-stirring box office
  08/29/17
...
racy maroon address trust fund
  09/12/18
This was (((fake news))) and debunked: https://www.washin...
Trip hyperventilating hairy legs boistinker
  09/12/18
There is literal video of the church with locked doors and n...
racy maroon address trust fund
  09/12/18
https://www.thedailybeast.com/joel-osteens-lakewood-church-c...
Umber Market
  12/03/21


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Date: August 28th, 2017 11:43 PM
Author: Adventurous resort multi-billionaire

Fuck this evil charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34090146)



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Date: August 28th, 2017 11:44 PM
Author: Adventurous resort multi-billionaire

http://nypost.com/2017/08/28/pastor-osteen-shuts-church-amid-flooding-crisis/amp/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34090154)



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Date: August 28th, 2017 11:44 PM
Author: turquoise irate whorehouse athletic conference

Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34090157)



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Date: August 28th, 2017 11:44 PM
Author: Zippy spot

He didn't get rich by giving away money, son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34090159)



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Date: August 29th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: High-end clear fortuitous meteor gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34093782)



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Date: August 28th, 2017 11:47 PM
Author: Adventurous resort multi-billionaire

His house: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DIXgGxSVoAAXv_z?format=jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34090189)



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Date: August 28th, 2017 11:53 PM
Author: learning disabled red yarmulke pit

pretty shitty pool for that size of a house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34090254)



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Date: August 28th, 2017 11:54 PM
Author: Dashing Fighting Corn Cake Kitchen

That pool looks yuuggee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34090271)



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Date: August 28th, 2017 11:56 PM
Author: learning disabled red yarmulke pit

looks shitty, nothing special about it. the pools at most condos in singapore are nicer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34090289)



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Date: August 28th, 2017 11:58 PM
Author: Dashing Fighting Corn Cake Kitchen

House is 17,000 square feet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34090314)



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Date: August 28th, 2017 11:59 PM
Author: learning disabled red yarmulke pit

yeah the house looks gigantic, i thought he'd have some crazy fountains and shit up in that pool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34090325)



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Date: August 29th, 2017 12:00 AM
Author: Tantric Lake Indirect Expression

I would have a property wide lazy river

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34090335)



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Date: August 29th, 2017 12:23 AM
Author: learning disabled red yarmulke pit

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34090565)



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Date: August 29th, 2017 2:13 PM
Author: High-end clear fortuitous meteor gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34093802)



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Date: August 29th, 2017 12:03 AM
Author: Dashing Fighting Corn Cake Kitchen

He needs a lazy river

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34090368)



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Date: August 29th, 2017 8:23 AM
Author: carmine electric dopamine

guy should def install a lazy river

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34091400)



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Date: August 29th, 2017 2:14 PM
Author: High-end clear fortuitous meteor gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34093807)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 12:42 AM
Author: Unhinged Station

I believe this aerial photography was before the installation of his lazy river.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34098559)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 1:04 PM
Author: brilliant wonderful boiling water

it's bc Osteen is arriviste and has no taste. Look at literally everything about him: it's a façade to make people believe in prosperity gospel

"rich people have pools, so i should build a pool - Wal-Mart, one pool, please *hands over $1M check made out to 'cash'*"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34100825)



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Date: August 29th, 2017 8:44 AM
Author: Milky big dingle berry

ljl, breh. That's the guest house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34091455)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 1:15 PM
Author: blathering juggernaut

He preaches "Prosperity Gospel" so he has to keep up appearances, heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34100914)



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Date: August 28th, 2017 11:47 PM
Author: Trip hyperventilating hairy legs boistinker

I love this bullshit reasoning:

While the church and its arena have not suffered any flood damage yet, ministry spokesman Donald Iloff said their property is inaccessible because of surrounding waters.

And it makes no sense to open church doors when the city and county are already treating thousands of flood victims at the nearby George R. Brown Convention Center, according to Iloff.

“It has everything inside there – medicine, doctors, places to sleep,” Iloff said of the convention center. “It’s amazing what they’re doing there the make people comfortable.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34090197)



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Date: August 29th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: Elite excitant quadroon dilemma

LJL I drove by that church Saturday Sunday and today and it is accessible as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34090438)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 10:29 AM
Author: Misanthropic insecure stock car chapel

Wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#36642955)



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Date: August 28th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: Zippy spot

LJL He's getting roasted on twitter and blocking people begging for help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34090203)



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Date: August 28th, 2017 11:49 PM
Author: Dashing Fighting Corn Cake Kitchen

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34090213)



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Date: August 28th, 2017 11:49 PM
Author: low-t chad brethren

lol at blocking people on Twitter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34090220)



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Date: August 28th, 2017 11:55 PM
Author: startled diverse patrolman philosopher-king

holy shit lololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34090279)



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Date: August 29th, 2017 12:22 AM
Author: Frum flesh personal credit line trailer park

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34090552)



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Date: August 28th, 2017 11:49 PM
Author: bonkers hissy fit

his prosperity doctrine bullshit is weak flame supported by literally none of Scripture, and no one stupid enough to fall for it should call themselves a Christian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34090217)



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Date: August 28th, 2017 11:54 PM
Author: learning disabled red yarmulke pit

that prosperity doctrine shit is HUUUUUUGE in asia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34090263)



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Date: August 29th, 2017 2:07 PM
Author: Alcoholic Stubborn Garrison Nibblets

My former father in law thought I was "godless" because I recognized televangelists like prosperity gospel adherents like Joel Osteen, Creflo Dollar and Kenneth Copeland, Kenneth Hagin (for whom his father had driven a tour bus) and faith healers like Benny Hinn as charlatans and didn't wear my faith on my sleeve.

This is a guy who sold his family's house, his business, and all of his family's belongings when God told him to follow a big tent revival around the US. He and his wife and children sang in a family band during these big tent revivals and, like the other families associated with the ministry, received nothing more than the occasional meal and praise for their work. My former father in law often had to dip into his own family's savings so that the other families could eat.

They parted ways with the ministry after learning that the reverend at its helm owned three mansions and a fleet of supercars. His wife broke the news after catching him in bed with one of his many girlfriends. Despite having been personally burned by one of these wretched creatures, he still believed that the likes of Benny Hinn and Creflo Dollar had been touched by God, and that I hadn't the faith to see their anointing. I saw this man "slain in the spirit" - quite a sight to see - and speak in tongues, but the one time I reached out to him for prayer, he turned his back on me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34093741)



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Date: August 28th, 2017 11:53 PM
Author: marvelous grizzly ceo son of senegal

"Lakewood Church?" *beady eyes narrow* "Yeah, I know the place."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34090253)



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Date: August 28th, 2017 11:55 PM
Author: startled diverse patrolman philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34090276)



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Date: August 28th, 2017 11:55 PM
Author: Olive balding property idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34090286)



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Date: August 29th, 2017 1:27 AM
Author: aggressive misunderstood dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34090922)



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Date: August 29th, 2017 8:15 AM
Author: Titillating new version dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34091372)



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Date: August 29th, 2017 8:46 AM
Author: floppy degenerate people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34091463)



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Date: August 28th, 2017 11:54 PM
Author: Crimson Goal In Life Depressive

They can just come to church next Sunday, what's the big deal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34090272)



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Date: August 28th, 2017 11:56 PM
Author: Stimulating ticket booth persian

And this is why in Russia they put protestants and gypsies in mental hospitals. Your faith is a joke, bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34090288)



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Date: August 29th, 2017 12:01 AM
Author: Zippy spot

All of your orthodox priests have been photographed wearing multiple Rolexes.

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/06/world/europe/in-russia-a-watch-vanishes-up-orthodox-leaders-sleeve.html

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/8790457/Russian-Orthodox-Church-embroiled-in-corruption-scandal.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34090350)



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Date: August 29th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: Stimulating ticket booth persian

ARE Patriarch just doesnt know a Rolex from a Casio. It was gifted to him by his Czar and then promptly sold to buy more bullets for the Red Army.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34090375)



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Date: August 29th, 2017 8:45 AM
Author: Milky big dingle berry

Orthodox priest here, can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34091461)



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Date: August 29th, 2017 9:18 AM
Author: Painfully honest exhilarant church cuckold

Lol @ this coming from a kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34091553)



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Date: August 29th, 2017 12:01 AM
Author: startled diverse patrolman philosopher-king

tryna keep the LORD out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34090337)



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Date: August 29th, 2017 12:20 AM
Author: Mentally impaired travel guidebook bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34090533)



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Date: August 29th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: arousing flatulent stead pozpig

Raftugees Not Welcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34090544)



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Date: August 29th, 2017 1:26 AM
Author: Stirring jewess

Which other Houston churches that are not open are evil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34090917)



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Date: August 29th, 2017 1:26 AM
Author: turquoise irate whorehouse athletic conference

Church is open with air mattresses we just bought into liberal fake news

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34090920)



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Date: August 29th, 2017 1:30 AM
Author: Metal vermilion half-breed coffee pot

I'm seeing a story where the church is supposedly flooded. Which is it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34090929)



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Date: August 29th, 2017 1:31 AM
Author: turquoise irate whorehouse athletic conference

The church is open and has bought tons of air mattresses to help shelter the refugees.

https://twitter.com/cmclymer/status/902331820745924610/photo/1

To be clear: it appears as if the church has been planning to set itself up as a relief center for a while and have been prepping accordingly. Baseless accusations violate rule 3: No witch hunting. Please do not witch hunt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34090933)



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Date: August 29th, 2017 2:08 AM
Author: cerebral deranged sex offender

ljl at that twitter bio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34091013)



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Date: August 29th, 2017 8:49 AM
Author: floppy degenerate people who are hurt

Writer. Genderqueer. Army Vet. Texan. @Georgetown Alum. Pronouns: They/Them. Insta: cmclymer Inquiries: cmclymer@gmail.com |

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34091468)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: magenta multi-colored affirmative action indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34103256)



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Date: August 29th, 2017 2:16 AM
Author: Galvanic Center Love Of Her Life

Charles Clymer

To be clear, I still think Joel Osteen is a selfish, greedy, conniving charlatan, but this is still good news. More folks will get help.

143 replies 1,278 retweets 6,463 likes

Charles Clymer

Also: shout-out to Muslims, Atheists, and everyone else in Houston who didn't need social media to shame them into helping others.

89 replies 2,408 retweets 9,639 likes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34091045)



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Date: August 29th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: plum parlour partner

Can't forget those heroic Muslims always helping out those in need!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34091567)



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Date: August 29th, 2017 9:32 AM
Author: twinkling swashbuckling double fault party of the first part

libs really love Muslims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34091629)



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Date: August 29th, 2017 2:21 AM
Author: Galvanic Center Love Of Her Life

Ryan Foster @ryanlfoster

Meanwhile, Mormons put 3 truckloads of supplies on the road from SLC on FRIDAY!

... @planning_ahead

3 truckloads from millions of people. is that good?

guek @guek_jc 3h3 hours ago

Some* Mormons, not all* the Mormons

Cat @Catfriend87 5h5 hours ago

Area mosques, local stores & fellow residents stepped up long before this.

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34091066)



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Date: August 29th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: crusty step-uncle's house

cr everything I'm hearing from Houston is that there would be thousands of dead without the mosques

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34092165)



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Date: August 29th, 2017 2:22 AM
Author: Concupiscible Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34091071)



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Date: August 29th, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: twinkling swashbuckling double fault party of the first part

hm, that's odd. I always thought that guy was legit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34091622)



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Date: August 29th, 2017 10:58 AM
Author: Confused temple codepig

yes, the trust the pa$tor with $50 million net worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34092174)



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Date: August 29th, 2017 11:03 AM
Author: razzmatazz house-broken tanning salon jew

This is fake news. The church is helping with air mattresses, supplies, etc. Just because you want a story to be true to fit a warped narrative doesn't mean that it is true -- c'mon, people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34092221)



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Date: August 29th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Disrespectful Home Cuckoldry

The article I read is that this happened after the initial outcry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34092231)



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Date: August 29th, 2017 11:11 AM
Author: Stirring jewess

the initial outcry caused by a genderqueer atheist and other twitter keyboard warriors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34092262)



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Date: August 29th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: Galvanic Center Love Of Her Life

his church was flooded. it took him time to get everything together. also lol at these festering libs who think they're able to buy tons of air mattresses in a flooded area in a few hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34092271)



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Date: August 29th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: Confused temple codepig

except it wasn't flooded ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34092337)



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Date: August 29th, 2017 11:59 AM
Author: razzmatazz house-broken tanning salon jew

Perhaps the church wasn't flooded, no idea, but a lot of the nearby roads are still flooded. Staff is only now able to get to certain places nearby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34092721)



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Date: August 29th, 2017 12:02 PM
Author: Galvanic Center Love Of Her Life

it was flooded. look up the pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34092760)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 1:14 PM
Author: Confused temple codepig

colt begs to differ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34100902)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: blathering juggernaut

Wasn't flooded but it was at risk of flooding. Lakewood Church doing nothing to help is a perennial story during every disaster but it frankly just doesn't make any sense. They have 10s of thousands of congregants who would frankly be ashamed if they did nothing and they would lose those congregants.

They're not the best but they've never not done a tremendous amount of work. Mormons and Baptists crush them in terms of impact.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34100931)



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Date: August 29th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: Aqua apoplectic background story brunch

Most of shitlib stories like this (mosque blowing up, UVA rape, Duke Lacrosse, hate crimes after Trump election, etc., Travyon, Michael Brown, Tax day, Harvard law hoax, graffiti hate, etc.) are stories/false flags made up by libs because they WANT them to be true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34092268)



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Date: August 29th, 2017 11:59 AM
Author: razzmatazz house-broken tanning salon jew

This is, sadly, true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34092725)



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Date: August 29th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: magenta multi-colored affirmative action indian lodge

(j. osteen)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: Concupiscible Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34100838)



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Date: August 29th, 2017 2:09 PM
Author: Lascivious church building

Lol at any credulous idiot who buys this lib smear campaign

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34093758)



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Date: August 29th, 2017 2:13 PM
Author: impressive state



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Date: August 29th, 2017 2:26 PM
Author: Confused temple codepig

right, the waters magically cleared as soon as they started getting criticized

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34093937)



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Date: August 29th, 2017 2:27 PM
Author: impressive state

(Pharaoh laughing at Moses in front of the Red Sea)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34093942)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: racy maroon address trust fund



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Date: August 30th, 2017 1:19 PM
Author: blathering juggernaut

This story happens during every disaster. There's still a ton of antipathy toward his church after they took over the Compaq center.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34100938)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:05 PM
Author: Wine frozen parlor telephone

*The Summit, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34101204)



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Date: August 29th, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Stirring jewess



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: magenta multi-colored affirmative action indian lodge



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Date: September 12th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Trip hyperventilating hairy legs boistinker

Correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#36796186)



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Date: August 29th, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: soul-stirring box office

Tragedy: Norman Vincent Peale

Farce: Joel Osteen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#34097537)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: racy maroon address trust fund



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Date: September 12th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Trip hyperventilating hairy legs boistinker

This was (((fake news))) and debunked:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?utm_term=.8cc63feff7ff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#36796185)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 5:42 PM
Author: racy maroon address trust fund

There is literal video of the church with locked doors and no flood waters during the worst of the storm.

LJL at this sham rebuttal, which didn't appear until they were getting serious criticism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#36796469)



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Date: December 3rd, 2021 10:37 AM
Author: Umber Market

https://www.thedailybeast.com/joel-osteens-lakewood-church-confirms-plumber-found-thousands-in-cash-envelopes-in-toilet-wall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714913&forum_id=2#43550868)