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Got AMOG’d by 6’8” security guard at Whole Foods
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Date: December 15th, 2019 9:32 AM Author: White area I eat at Whole Foods a few times a week and they recently hired an armed security guard who stands at the front. Dude is maybe 29 and jacked with a man bun. Last night I went with my wife and he was standing there twirling a butterfly knife. He honestly looks like he should be hunting terrorists and I don’t know how the Whole Foods hippies put up with his tactical weaponry.
So we finish eating and I go to throw away my trash and he stopped me in front of my wife. I had put the bottle in the glass container and was putting the rest in landfill when he said, “that container goes in compost.” I was taken aback, but complied and scraped out the container. Then he said “Thanks, man” and nodded good evening at my wife. |
Date: December 15th, 2019 9:35 AM Author: disturbing contagious athletic conference What's his moniker haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39267853) |
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Date: December 15th, 2019 9:39 AM Author: burgundy arousing piazza is your wife gonna suck his dick? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39267859) |
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Date: December 15th, 2019 10:08 AM Author: Swashbuckling Khaki Crackhouse *again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39267922) |
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Date: December 15th, 2019 9:41 AM Author: aquamarine stage private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39267862) |
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Date: December 15th, 2019 9:43 AM Author: disturbing contagious athletic conference Proles might show up and disrupt the aesthetic for Liberals like myself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39267867) |
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Date: December 15th, 2019 9:43 AM Author: White area It’s ghetto adjacent and right off a freeway exit. They must have gotten robbed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39267868) |
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Date: December 15th, 2019 9:47 AM Author: aquamarine stage private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39267874) |
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Date: December 15th, 2019 9:45 AM Author: Thriller ultramarine corner i'm guessing your repertoire failed you as you envisioned what his cock would do to your wife's tight pussy, so for future run-ins you're to respond with "I don't give you unsolicited tips on how I make millions at my job so don't bore me with how you separate my trash, mr. ponytail sensitive." then fart in his direction and tell him to eat it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39267869) |
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Date: December 15th, 2019 9:47 AM Author: White area Where did I say he didn’t fuck my wife? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39267872) |
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Date: December 15th, 2019 9:48 AM Author: Thriller ultramarine corner where did I say he didn't? my plan won't stop your wife from fucking him but it'll make him respect you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39267876) |
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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:50 PM Author: Cerise Insanely Creepy Yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39504523) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2022 8:52 PM Author: Vermilion up-to-no-good love of her life Oh yeah, well the jerk store called and looks like THEY'RE running out of YOU! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#45532651) |
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Date: December 15th, 2019 9:46 AM Author: charcoal rehab good poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39267871) |
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Date: December 15th, 2019 10:30 PM Author: White area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39270674) |
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Date: December 16th, 2019 4:43 AM Author: Stimulating indigo wagecucks Great content creation. Would read again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39271369) |
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Date: January 27th, 2020 10:45 PM Author: Trip giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39499187) |
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Date: January 28th, 2020 12:34 AM Author: Autistic Theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39499684) |
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Date: December 16th, 2019 8:25 AM Author: Excitant Bull Headed Den Nowag you weren’t carrying? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39271541) |
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Date: December 16th, 2019 8:34 AM Author: White area no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39271555) |
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Date: December 16th, 2019 8:37 AM Author: Sticky spectacular psychic place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39271556) |
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Date: January 27th, 2020 10:41 PM Author: White area He's not there anymore. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39499166) |
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Date: January 27th, 2020 10:51 PM Author: fragrant lime locus Probably working at Bezos DC house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39499212) |
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Date: January 27th, 2020 11:02 PM Author: Anal filthpig school "he was standing there twirling a butterfly knife"
Flame jumped the shark with this one. |
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Date: January 27th, 2020 11:06 PM Author: Clear Adventurous Brunch security guards at my whole foods twirl butterfly knives all the time, it isn't a big deal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39499297) |
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Date: January 27th, 2020 11:33 PM Author: Anal filthpig school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39499439) |
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Date: January 27th, 2020 11:33 PM Author: slippery theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39499442) |
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Date: January 27th, 2020 11:33 PM Author: Trip giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39499445) |
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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:45 PM Author: White area It was like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spzT8tRCc2k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39504494) |
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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:49 PM Author: fragrant lime locus I bet Cornpop would stay away after seeing that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39504513) |
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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:43 PM Author: White area That's what he was doing. I live in a red state, but this dude looked like a hippy. Like he does acro yoga and krav maga.
It was very incongruous for a whole foods. |
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Date: January 27th, 2020 11:06 PM Author: Clear Adventurous Brunch Only way to save face there would be to dismissively say "sorry man, my bad" and walk away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39499296) |
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Date: January 4th, 2022 12:56 PM Author: White area The only way to save face was to apologize and admit I was wrong? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43727123) |
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Date: January 27th, 2020 11:34 PM Author: milky razzle-dazzle office stain ...and the whole store started clapping. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39499448) |
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Date: January 28th, 2020 12:10 AM Author: provocative bipolar mood How’s California (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39499566) |
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Date: January 28th, 2020 12:11 AM Author: Floppy field i transcended getting mogged. hasn't happened for a long time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39499568) |
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Date: December 30th, 2020 9:27 PM Author: fragrant lime locus Seems like he could teach you a thing about knife control haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#41648569) |
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Date: December 31st, 2020 9:56 PM Author: White area oh hell yeah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#41654486) |
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Date: December 31st, 2020 9:57 PM Author: White area He still works there, btw. Crazy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#41654489) |
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Date: February 5th, 2021 1:23 PM Author: White area He's working there right now. Dude must have no motivation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#41891879) |
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Date: February 5th, 2021 1:33 PM Author: Opaque internet-worthy hospital The security guards name was albert einstein (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#41891935) |
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Date: December 30th, 2021 6:57 PM Author: White area To everyone who ever doubted me: He STILL works there, he’s STILL twirling his butterfly knife. His knife is in his left hand in the first photo, mid-twirl.
He has gained weight.
https://imgur.com/a/Q0NpqQU |
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Date: December 30th, 2021 7:15 PM Author: ebony library goyim kinda gay to be taking pictures of guys (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43701853) |
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Date: December 30th, 2021 7:23 PM Author: idiotic boiling water bawdyhouse Wow. Does your wife ever talk about him? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43701881) |
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Date: December 30th, 2021 8:31 PM Author: White area I've never taken her there since then. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43702235) |
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Date: December 30th, 2021 7:26 PM Author: lavender base wrinkle lol holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43701887) |
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Date: December 30th, 2021 8:31 PM Author: White area You can see the butt of his knife in the second photo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43702233) |
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Date: December 31st, 2021 10:44 AM Author: White area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43704478) |
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Date: December 31st, 2021 10:49 AM Author: fragrant lime locus Do you think he gets Amazon stock (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43704492) |
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Date: January 1st, 2022 2:19 PM Author: Lascivious Jet Antidepressant Drug Center 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43710839) |
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Date: May 25th, 2022 5:14 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Alcoholic Pistol Resort doesn’t look taller than 6’2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#44572825) |
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Date: December 30th, 2021 7:16 PM Author: Galvanic Menage did he go to booth or tuck? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43701858) |
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Date: December 30th, 2021 8:30 PM Author: White area he had multiple utility spots on his belt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43702225) |
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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:04 AM Author: Ungodly Theater Stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43704085) |
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Date: December 31st, 2021 10:47 AM Author: buff immigrant stead Store security guards can't do shit and are almost always prohibited from touching, detaining, or holding you under ANY circumstances. I would have just laughed at the dude and his stupid man bun. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43704488) |
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Date: December 31st, 2021 7:52 PM Author: White area You don’t compost? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43707412) |
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Date: January 1st, 2022 1:52 PM Author: lavender base wrinkle this is probably the most obvious flame story i've ever read on xo that turned out to be true
why does whole foods let a dude twirl a butterfly knife lol |
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Date: January 1st, 2022 2:14 PM Author: Stimulating indigo wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43710812) |
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Date: January 1st, 2022 2:17 PM Author: idiotic boiling water bawdyhouse now think of how many stories like these are there that are true. that guy who was raped by his dad and his bear friends. the treeman saga. sad asian dentist. the possibilities are endless. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43710822) |
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Date: January 1st, 2022 2:25 PM Author: amber jet-lagged box office i thought it was a great thread, reminds me of classic PR-era ZoZo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43710896) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2022 12:46 PM Author: White area ty, I don't have the ability to do a flame thread without reappearing and saying, "this is a flame thread, btw." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43721186) |
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Date: January 1st, 2022 2:25 PM Author: pink associate mad cow disease 180 thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43710887) |
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Date: May 25th, 2022 5:10 PM Author: White area Subject: New Picture He still works there, has lost the winter weight, and is fucking strapped:
Apparently left handed. |
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Date: May 25th, 2022 5:13 PM Author: White area I tried to get video of him twirling the butterfly knife but he only did it once. He took it out a half dozen times. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#44572814) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2022 8:45 PM Author: house-broken nursing home That guy is 6'4 max. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#45532617) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2022 8:37 PM Author: fragrant lime locus Did you invite him to Thanksgiving? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#45532584) |
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Date: December 14th, 2022 9:55 AM Author: White area Maybe x-mas (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#45631418) |
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Date: December 7th, 2023 6:51 PM Author: fragrant lime locus Wow almost 4 years later (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#47145121) |
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Date: December 9th, 2023 8:49 PM Author: White area It's a Christmas thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#47152581) |