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HYPO: $5M to walk across Afghanistan--Khyber Pass to Kandahar to Herat

You'll be dropped off at the Khyber Pass, on the border with...
comical regret giraffe
  05/13/21
no way in hell, 95% chance of being beheaded
very tactful razzle-dazzle boistinker pocket flask
  05/13/21
95% seems high. Grow a beard and dress as a poor pilgrim.
comical regret giraffe
  05/13/21
Remember that scene in Indiana Jones Temple of Doom where Ma...
very tactful razzle-dazzle boistinker pocket flask
  05/13/21
https://youtu.be/EiDpaM2r72A
very tactful razzle-dazzle boistinker pocket flask
  05/13/21
lol
Cobalt dead hunting ground potus
  05/13/21
Ya I'd do it.
Shimmering Unhinged Tanning Salon Haunted Graveyard
  05/13/21
What's your strategy? Stick to the backcountry? Try to blend...
comical regret giraffe
  05/13/21
Basically this. I have weapons, gold, blades, water purifica...
Shimmering Unhinged Tanning Salon Haunted Graveyard
  05/13/21
only if i can wear a burka and luis accompanies me. ill spli...
Passionate prole market
  05/13/21
Does Luis get to fuck u in the ass under the stars under thi...
Aphrodisiac stage
  05/13/21
id stretch the trip out 100 days if he'd do that
Passionate prole market
  05/13/21
yes.
Turquoise locale mediation
  05/13/21
Are you traveling by night? Sticking to the highway or back ...
comical regret giraffe
  05/13/21
I travel with the Lord.
Turquoise locale mediation
  05/13/21
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lascivious national
  05/13/21
can i have 90 days to grow a thick beard and strengthen my a...
Electric Electric Furnace House
  05/13/21
Yes. You can leave any time in the next year. OP updated.
comical regret giraffe
  05/13/21
I would do it.
blue senate
  05/13/21
I went to Kabul in like 2010, it wasnt so bad. You could pro...
copper aromatic range french chef
  05/13/21
Yeah what I was thinking
razzle state feces
  05/13/21
in egypt i just pretended i was deaf and dumb and it worked
pearl out-of-control ape
  05/13/21
I would need a pashto interpreter to help but yeah no proble...
Sexy 180 spot
  05/13/21
i don't think you can bring a gun in the hypo. Luckily you'r...
Pontificating charismatic internal respiration point
  05/13/21
"You can bring with you anything you currently own, but...
Sexy 180 spot
  05/13/21
oh yeah I can't read my bad
Pontificating charismatic internal respiration point
  05/13/21
You can bring anything you currently own or pick up some sov...
comical regret giraffe
  05/13/21
Heck yeah. Backpacking gear, travel openly. Grow a beard and...
Ungodly Provocative School Cafeteria
  05/13/21
Cr dangerous but seems doable imo
razzle state feces
  05/13/21
Yea I doubt its more dangerous than a similar hypo in Baltim...
Ungodly Provocative School Cafeteria
  05/13/21
Would you have to switch sects and certain points? How would...
comical regret giraffe
  05/13/21
No clue. It's almost all Sunni, maybe the Shia part is near ...
Ungodly Provocative School Cafeteria
  05/13/21
Pilgrim seems highly credited.
comical regret giraffe
  05/13/21
43% literacy rate there. Actually higher than I thought. Pro...
Pontificating charismatic internal respiration point
  05/13/21
Yea I doubt I could memorize much and definitely not underst...
Ungodly Provocative School Cafeteria
  05/13/21
زما تناسب سخت دی زما تناسلي تناسل...
beady-eyed principal's office
  05/13/21
Feel my cheese?
Hyperventilating sable theater stage digit ratio
  05/14/21
Definitely incorporate your iPhone.
Emerald Bat Shit Crazy Church
  05/13/21
(Severed head claiming to be an Islamic scholar)
Racy son of senegal
  05/13/21
aren't the taliban areas safer because they just behead anyo...
Excitant Smoky Den
  05/13/21
Lucky for you you'll be passing through taliban and non-tali...
comical regret giraffe
  05/13/21
no birdshit
copper aromatic range french chef
  05/13/21
Can I convert and join them?
Thriller Office
  05/13/21
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Hideous soggy water buffalo
  05/13/21
I'd do it. I'd spend 10 months learning the language, conver...
Infuriating nowag legal warrant
  05/13/21
yeah, i agree with poasters above that if you pretend to be ...
pearl out-of-control ape
  05/13/21
"Travel to all areas of Afghanistan is unsafe because o...
transparent odious brunch gunner
  05/13/21
all it takes to convert to islam is the shehadeh. la illaha...
pearl out-of-control ape
  05/13/21
Yeah your last paragraph has me rethinking this plan
razzle state feces
  05/13/21
unfortunately i'd have to decline. i am jacked, look distinc...
appetizing shrine
  05/13/21
lol another jacked 6'5" xo pumo folks
pearl out-of-control ape
  05/13/21
that guy fucks
Cobalt dead hunting ground potus
  05/13/21
Can i wear heelys
Godawful Sooty Cruise Ship
  05/13/21
I assume your already own them, so yes.
Hyperventilating sable theater stage digit ratio
  05/14/21
I'd buy some really intricate prosthetics to appear elderly....
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  05/13/21
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  05/13/21
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pearl out-of-control ape
  05/14/21
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Coral Impressive Property
  05/14/21
Seems quite dangerous to only get paid 10 months of income, ...
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  05/13/21
I bet Paralegal Mohammad would jump at the opportunity.
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  05/13/21
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razzle state feces
  05/14/21
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Date: May 13th, 2021 11:48 AM
Author: comical regret giraffe

You'll be dropped off at the Khyber Pass, on the border with Pakistan. You must walk from there to Herat, near the border with Iran. You must pass through Kandahar in the south. Your route is otherwise up to you.

You have 100 days to complete the walk. It's about 800 miles by the most direct route.

You must travel on foot only, except as needed for river crossings.

You'll be given $5000 for the trip. That must cover your food, lodging, and any gear you buy on the way. If you can hire security out of that for part of the way, go for it. You can bring with you anything you currently own, but you must carry all your gear yourself. No selling anything to get more money while on your way or getting a transfer from a friend or family member.

You can leave anytime in the next year, if you want to grow a beard, wait for seasons to change, etc. Once you start, you're on the clock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42454161)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: very tactful razzle-dazzle boistinker pocket flask

no way in hell, 95% chance of being beheaded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42454166)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 11:52 AM
Author: comical regret giraffe

95% seems high. Grow a beard and dress as a poor pilgrim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42454189)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 11:56 AM
Author: very tactful razzle-dazzle boistinker pocket flask

Remember that scene in Indiana Jones Temple of Doom where Marcus Brody is walking around the Alexandretta train station whimpering “hello does anybody speak English”? That’s kinda how much I think I would blend in. Death sentence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42454232)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 12:05 PM
Author: very tactful razzle-dazzle boistinker pocket flask

https://youtu.be/EiDpaM2r72A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42454322)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 6:44 PM
Author: Cobalt dead hunting ground potus

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42456929)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Shimmering Unhinged Tanning Salon Haunted Graveyard

Ya I'd do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42454169)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 11:53 AM
Author: comical regret giraffe

What's your strategy? Stick to the backcountry? Try to blend in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42454198)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 9:16 PM
Author: Shimmering Unhinged Tanning Salon Haunted Graveyard

Basically this. I have weapons, gold, blades, water purification gear, backpacking gear in my possession so I would just grow an even more massive beard and then give it a shot. May never come back and end up being a warlord there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42457612)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 11:50 AM
Author: Passionate prole market

only if i can wear a burka and luis accompanies me. ill split the $5 million with him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42454178)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 11:51 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac stage

Does Luis get to fuck u in the ass under the stars under this scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42454184)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 6:26 PM
Author: Passionate prole market

id stretch the trip out 100 days if he'd do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42456882)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 11:54 AM
Author: Turquoise locale mediation

yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42454210)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 11:55 AM
Author: comical regret giraffe

Are you traveling by night? Sticking to the highway or back roads?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42454223)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 11:56 AM
Author: Turquoise locale mediation

I travel with the Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42454229)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 12:05 PM
Author: lascivious national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42454318)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 11:55 AM
Author: Electric Electric Furnace House

can i have 90 days to grow a thick beard and strengthen my ankles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42454219)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 11:57 AM
Author: comical regret giraffe

Yes. You can leave any time in the next year. OP updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42454242)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 11:55 AM
Author: blue senate

I would do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42454225)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 11:56 AM
Author: copper aromatic range french chef

I went to Kabul in like 2010, it wasnt so bad. You could prob walk the country just get proper local outfit and pretend you are deaf and dumb. Maybe at most you get ass raped by some chill Taliban breh but that's just part of the journey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42454237)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 11:58 AM
Author: razzle state feces

Yeah what I was thinking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42454255)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 12:25 PM
Author: pearl out-of-control ape

in egypt i just pretended i was deaf and dumb and it worked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42454499)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 11:58 AM
Author: Sexy 180 spot

I would need a pashto interpreter to help but yeah no problem. I would take my M4 with me and pretend to be an American taliban convert like that Lindh guy if I get in trouble. Easy enough to grow a beard, memorize a few koran verses, and pray when everyone else does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42454248)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: Pontificating charismatic internal respiration point

i don't think you can bring a gun in the hypo. Luckily you're next to the cheapest gun markets in the world in the Khyber Pass

https://i1.wp.com/silahreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/yijw.jpg?fit=832%2C468&ssl=1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42454285)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: Sexy 180 spot

"You can bring with you anything you currently own, but you must carry all your gear yourself."

I'd be literally set. Already have tons of camping equipment and weapons. My only Q is where I'd be getting food during some stretches between population centers - afghanistan is barren AF and I don't have any experience hunting wild game there or what plants I could forage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42454299)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 12:36 PM
Author: Pontificating charismatic internal respiration point

oh yeah I can't read my bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42454592)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 12:04 PM
Author: comical regret giraffe

You can bring anything you currently own or pick up some soviet firearms out of your $5000 on the way. How is an M4 going to help you though? It's going to call attention of police, military, militias. And you have to sleep sometime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42454317)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 11:59 AM
Author: Ungodly Provocative School Cafeteria

Heck yeah. Backpacking gear, travel openly. Grow a beard and carry a placard in local languages saying I'm a convert on a pilgrimage and appreciate hospitality. Definitely say I'm canadian or australian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42454260)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 12:00 PM
Author: razzle state feces

Cr dangerous but seems doable imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42454270)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 12:04 PM
Author: Ungodly Provocative School Cafeteria

Yea I doubt its more dangerous than a similar hypo in Baltimore. As long as you look poor and claim to be the right type of muslim i think you'd not get kidnapped for ransom and be treated to some food and shelter along the way. Rural village bros are nice and if they have nothing to gain why would taliban fuck with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42454311)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 12:06 PM
Author: comical regret giraffe

Would you have to switch sects and certain points? How would you keep it straight. Could be a dangerous web of lies, especially in a border area, where two sects meet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42454331)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author: Ungodly Provocative School Cafeteria

No clue. It's almost all Sunni, maybe the Shia part is near the Iran border where you end? I know they have ethnic and tribal conflict but not sure there's sectarian beef to the level of attacking travelers.

With some key phrases in pashto and Persian everybody's gonna understand your story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42454369)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 12:01 PM
Author: comical regret giraffe

Pilgrim seems highly credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42454277)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 12:03 PM
Author: Pontificating charismatic internal respiration point

43% literacy rate there. Actually higher than I thought. Probably worth memorizing a few phrases saying the same thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42454301)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 12:06 PM
Author: Ungodly Provocative School Cafeteria

Yea I doubt I could memorize much and definitely not understand speech. Maybe some placards and iPhone recordings of phrases. Memorize whatever prayer phrase you do 5 times a day. Wear religious dress and carry a quran.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42454326)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 12:13 PM
Author: beady-eyed principal's office

زما تناسب سخت دی زما تناسلي تناسلي ځای ته واړوئ. زما عضو خپله خوله کې واچوئ. زما پنیس احساس کړئ. زما د انفجار قوت احساس کړئ. زما منی خوند واخلئ. زما لپاره زما مینه خوند وکړه. زه غواړم ستاسو په بدن کې انزال وکړم. زه غواړم چې ستا په مخ راڅرګند شي زه چمتو یم چې تا وځورم.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42454402)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 1:29 PM
Author: Hyperventilating sable theater stage digit ratio

Feel my cheese?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42461428)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 11:52 PM
Author: Emerald Bat Shit Crazy Church

Definitely incorporate your iPhone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42458472)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 8:32 PM
Author: Racy son of senegal

(Severed head claiming to be an Islamic scholar)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42457445)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 12:04 PM
Author: Excitant Smoky Den

aren't the taliban areas safer because they just behead anyone who even thinks about doing crime?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42454309)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 12:07 PM
Author: comical regret giraffe

Lucky for you you'll be passing through taliban and non-taliban areas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42454337)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author: copper aromatic range french chef

no birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42454371)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 12:16 PM
Author: Thriller Office

Can I convert and join them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42454418)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 12:47 PM
Author: Hideous soggy water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42454691)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 12:32 PM
Author: Infuriating nowag legal warrant

I'd do it. I'd spend 10 months learning the language, converting to Islam, growing a beard, tanning, etc. I'd dress like a local goat herder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42454553)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 12:35 PM
Author: pearl out-of-control ape

yeah, i agree with poasters above that if you pretend to be a muslim convert, nobody will rob you or fuck with you, and many will give you food and a place to stay.

the biggest risk is that you find yourself at the wrong place at the wrong time when a bomb goes off somewhere or a gunfight between taliban and govt troops erupts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42454591)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 2:12 PM
Author: transparent odious brunch gunner

"Travel to all areas of Afghanistan is unsafe because of critical levels of kidnappings, hostage taking, suicide bombings, widespread military combat operations, landmines, and terrorist and insurgent attacks, including attacks using vehicle-borne, magnetic, or other improvised explosive devices (IEDs), suicide vests, and grenades."

"Terrorist and insurgent groups continue planning and executing attacks in Afghanistan. These attacks occur with little or no warning, and have targeted official Afghan and U.S. government convoys and facilities, local government buildings, foreign embassies, military installations, commercial entities, non-governmental organization (NGO) offices, hospitals, residential compounds, tourist locations, transportation hubs, public gatherings, markets and shopping areas, places of worship, restaurants, hotels, universities, airports, schools, gymnasiums, and other locations frequented by U.S. citizens and other foreign nationals."

I don't know. Seems too risky to me. I don't think the religious pilgrim idea would work unless you want to basically convert to Islam. If you stumble across a Taliban cell, all they would need to do is ask you a few simple questions about the Koran in English and your cover would be blown. That's assuming that they don't just assume you're a spy and kill you immediately, which they might. And you might also stumble across poppy farmers or some local warlord who doesn't give a shit that you're a pilgrim. Or you stumble across a land mine. The list is endless.

Indeed, even if Afghanistan were a completely safe, stable country, this would be no picnic. It's a barren, mountainous country with extremely high and low temperatures. You would have to average eight miles a day through mountainous terrain while carrying enough clothing to survive high and low temperatures and enough food to keep you alive between towns where you can resupply. This would be tough for an experienced thru-hiker who speaks Pashto. Lol at a fat lawyer from xoxo with Google Translate on his iPhone pulling this off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42455316)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 3:59 PM
Author: pearl out-of-control ape

all it takes to convert to islam is the shehadeh. la illaha illallah, muhammadu rasul ullah. don't need to know the koran, though at this point a lot of people have probably learned a lot of stuff from it through osmosis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42456134)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: razzle state feces

Yeah your last paragraph has me rethinking this plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42456144)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 2:13 PM
Author: appetizing shrine

unfortunately i'd have to decline. i am jacked, look distinctly American, and would be suspected of being a contractor or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42455326)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 4:00 PM
Author: pearl out-of-control ape

lol another jacked 6'5" xo pumo folks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42456137)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 6:45 PM
Author: Cobalt dead hunting ground potus

that guy fucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42456935)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 4:01 PM
Author: Godawful Sooty Cruise Ship

Can i wear heelys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42456139)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: Hyperventilating sable theater stage digit ratio

I assume your already own them, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42461443)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 4:03 PM
Author: Lavender indecent menage faggotry

I'd buy some really intricate prosthetics to appear elderly. I'd also grow my beard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42456147)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 4:06 PM
Author: razzle state feces

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Places_in_Between

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42456161)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 4:07 PM
Author: Stimulating Painfully Honest Karate Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42456166)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 6:41 PM
Author: Khaki station toaster

a vow of silence? you'll be considered an innovator, which is against islam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42456921)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 12:28 PM
Author: Stimulating Painfully Honest Karate Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42460946)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 1:24 PM
Author: pearl out-of-control ape

AutoAdmit: Come for the homoerotic race realism, stay for the Islamic theological debate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42461391)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 1:28 PM
Author: Coral Impressive Property

Just go with being mute. Maybe make a fake scar across your throat to make it more believable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42461422)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 9:37 PM
Author: glittery garrison keepsake machete

Seems quite dangerous to only get paid 10 months of income, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42457718)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 10:23 PM
Author: Trip chocolate immigrant

I bet Paralegal Mohammad would jump at the opportunity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42457946)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 9:42 PM
Author: marvelous jet-lagged preventive strike

i’m more worried about the actual distance than the terrorists. i’ll pack heat and fuck people up tbh. maybe even earn a terrorist bounty or two along the way.

it’s just way too many fucking miles through a desert though. i’d consider it for $30 million maybe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42457736)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 12:03 PM
Author: razzle state feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42460790)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 1:20 PM
Author: Coral Impressive Property

With a beard, I could pass for a vagabond. A gun gets me out of the stickiest of situations. I would try to do 40 miles a day, because time is my biggest enemy. Also pretend to be mute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42461358)



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Date: July 18th, 2021 5:56 PM
Author: swollen indian lodge liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42802324)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 4:18 PM
Author: comical regret giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#42946248)



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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:22 PM
Author: swollen indian lodge liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833628&forum_id=2#43575678)