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Hot guy friend has the weirdest pickup line that works every time

Friend is 36, works as a security guard at a community colle...
mahogany big roast beef
  05/13/21
Whoa cr friend!
kink-friendly pontificating shrine
  05/13/21
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mahogany big roast beef
  05/13/21
I played with him at Pacific Lutheran
Dull Juggernaut
  05/13/21
played a little NAIA college ball
Beta Fat Ankles Antidepressant Drug
  05/13/21
My best friend from growing up played NAIA football and he&r...
kink-friendly pontificating shrine
  05/14/21
eyes like Paul Walker
Beta Fat Ankles Antidepressant Drug
  05/14/21
Brown haired blue eyed aged well - won the genetic lottery. ...
kink-friendly pontificating shrine
  05/14/21
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carmine cerebral hall
  05/14/21
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mahogany big roast beef
  05/14/21
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Histrionic Pocket Flask Partner
  05/14/21
had to google "naia"
violent theater stage mad-dog skullcap
  05/13/21
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Peach address
  05/14/21
I played with him at the university of Mary
Sapphire razzmatazz giraffe heaven
  05/14/21
does he know u call him 'hot guy friend' ?
Costumed Lay
  05/14/21
I don't call him that, he's one of a few hot guy friends i h...
mahogany big roast beef
  05/14/21
pics?
Costumed Lay
  05/14/21


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Date: May 13th, 2021 3:19 PM
Author: mahogany big roast beef

Friend is 36, works as a security guard at a community college. Former HS chad and played a little NAIA college football, he has a hot wife who makes a lot of money but they don't get along. He is basically hoping she divorces him so he gets alimony. Anyway he'll hit chicks up on Tinder and say as the first line "picture this, you refreshing your insta after posting pic of me with my arms wrapped around you as you show off your baby bump."

He even has pics of himself with his wife and kid on his tinder lol. But chicks go crazy for it, most will send their number and he starts texting right away. Says they beg him to go raw & creampie but he almost always wears a condom because it "hooks" them. He is thinking about getting a vasectomy and going on a creampie spree but his wife wants another kid. We'll meet up for beers and he'll show everyone around screenshots of all this and pics and videos of the girls too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833816&forum_id=2#42455817)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 3:21 PM
Author: kink-friendly pontificating shrine

Whoa cr friend!

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Date: May 13th, 2021 4:26 PM
Author: mahogany big roast beef



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Date: May 13th, 2021 3:22 PM
Author: Dull Juggernaut

I played with him at Pacific Lutheran

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833816&forum_id=2#42455840)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 3:26 PM
Author: Beta Fat Ankles Antidepressant Drug

played a little NAIA college ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833816&forum_id=2#42455869)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 11:18 AM
Author: kink-friendly pontificating shrine

My best friend from growing up played NAIA football and he’s a gorgeous dude who cleans up with girls. They don’t care your level if you say “I was a college football player.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833816&forum_id=2#42460480)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 11:20 AM
Author: Beta Fat Ankles Antidepressant Drug

eyes like Paul Walker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833816&forum_id=2#42460490)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 11:33 AM
Author: kink-friendly pontificating shrine

Brown haired blue eyed aged well - won the genetic lottery. Career is shit hilariously so he’ll probably settle down with some shrew and work sales while she strives away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833816&forum_id=2#42460589)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 11:44 AM
Author: carmine cerebral hall



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Date: May 14th, 2021 1:15 PM
Author: mahogany big roast beef



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Date: May 14th, 2021 11:20 AM
Author: Histrionic Pocket Flask Partner



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Date: May 13th, 2021 4:36 PM
Author: violent theater stage mad-dog skullcap

had to google "naia"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833816&forum_id=2#42456294)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 11:20 AM
Author: Peach address



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Date: May 14th, 2021 11:20 AM
Author: Sapphire razzmatazz giraffe heaven

I played with him at the university of Mary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833816&forum_id=2#42460489)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Costumed Lay

does he know u call him 'hot guy friend' ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833816&forum_id=2#42460595)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 2:01 PM
Author: mahogany big roast beef

I don't call him that, he's one of a few hot guy friends i have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833816&forum_id=2#42461684)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 2:40 PM
Author: Costumed Lay

pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4833816&forum_id=2#42461882)