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Bumble FINALLY banned me, I ran a fake hot guy account for years

They finally made me prove myself via verification which I o...
Red Death Wish Masturbator
  05/17/21
I want to hear more about this. How would they possibly p...
Vigorous senate associate
  05/17/21
They ask you to send in a selfie doing a specific pose. It's...
Red Death Wish Masturbator
  05/17/21
Lol 180 what did the girl say
Drunken Razzle Hell Really Tough Guy
  05/17/21
something like "haha so this is random but my friend go...
Red Death Wish Masturbator
  05/17/21
lmao
Drunken Razzle Hell Really Tough Guy
  05/17/21
she told me pretty much point blank if we met up later that ...
Red Death Wish Masturbator
  05/17/21
It's a different world, those hot guys live in.
Vigorous senate associate
  05/17/21
He also had a shtick where he said his dick was "too bi...
Red Death Wish Masturbator
  05/17/21
Did you rip the pics from a person you know? If so, "Br...
Vigorous senate associate
  05/17/21
You can't load the pic, it has to be from the camera not the...
Red Death Wish Masturbator
  05/17/21
lmao. I loved the fake hot guy tindering threads
Vigorous senate associate
  05/17/21
thanks, a few of us did it, but this guy was with me for yea...
Red Death Wish Masturbator
  05/17/21
first date bathroom anal tp
grizzly deranged garrison
  05/17/21
the more "professional" the woman, the more deprav...
Red Death Wish Masturbator
  05/17/21
...
Vigorous senate associate
  05/17/21
do you agree w this approach dirte? I find it's just so true...
Red Death Wish Masturbator
  05/17/21
I found them all to be far more depraved than I expected. ...
Vigorous senate associate
  05/17/21
god getting your ass eaten is really an amazing pleasure
Red Death Wish Masturbator
  05/17/21
I just went to her FB page and am LOLing. It's nothing but B...
Vigorous senate associate
  05/17/21
outwardly lib women are the dirtiest and most submissive ...
Glittery lay
  05/17/21
Pls go into greater detail.
Brindle electric cuckold
  05/17/21
Met on bumble, took her to a sushi restaurant near her house...
Vigorous senate associate
  05/17/21
for some reason this made me think of Rafi and the swimming ...
Brindle electric cuckold
  05/17/21
180
awkward motley toaster
  05/18/21
180
Swashbuckling abusive point
  05/18/21
“This is the way”
Bat-shit-crazy Office Internal Respiration
  05/18/21
TBF, I still feel dirty and disgusted by that night. I didn'...
Vigorous senate associate
  05/18/21
you're flaming right??
Vigorous senate associate
  05/17/21
what about this screams flame? this is completely real ht...
Red Death Wish Masturbator
  05/17/21
Holy shit... this wasn't a thing when I was on it
Vigorous senate associate
  05/17/21
it's a good way to stop people like me, if they attach an IP...
Red Death Wish Masturbator
  05/17/21
u could've gotten someone on fiverr to deep fake this pic fo...
Dun bawdyhouse filthpig
  05/17/21
you're not able to load a pic, you have to take a selfie in ...
Red Death Wish Masturbator
  05/17/21
Assuming you're overweight and not attractive at all, it wou...
Vigorous senate associate
  05/17/21
I thought about trying because what the hell, maybe it's AI ...
Red Death Wish Masturbator
  05/17/21
I just think it would be hilarious if a real person saw it
Vigorous senate associate
  05/17/21
i'm pretty sure the employ humans in the philippines or indi...
racy doctorate school cafeteria
  05/17/21
get fiverr deep fake. print it out. take photo of printed pa...
Dead 180 Stage Karate
  05/17/21
...
aquamarine razzmatazz keepsake machete crackhouse
  05/17/21
I got a lot of nudes, had tons of sexting, it was great to s...
Red Death Wish Masturbator
  05/17/21
wwop
Chrome church weed whacker
  05/18/21
...
Red Death Wish Masturbator
  05/17/21
thank you for your service
maroon nofapping mad cow disease
  05/17/21
I tried going back on today with a new account but it asked ...
Red Death Wish Masturbator
  05/17/21
nothing you can do to enhance your face? clay jowl stuffers?...
Dark travel guidebook becky
  05/17/21
what are you talking about? me the IRL person? I am married....
Red Death Wish Masturbator
  05/17/21
you can't give them verification pics to continue the shtick...
Dark travel guidebook becky
  05/17/21
not possible, not even close, skin tone is an issue here mor...
Red Death Wish Masturbator
  05/17/21
your test guy is black?
Dark travel guidebook becky
  05/17/21
has a nice olive skin, he's truly tall dark and handsome, an...
Red Death Wish Masturbator
  05/17/21
ever float his pic by girls you know irl to see their true r...
Dark travel guidebook becky
  05/17/21
While I still had some girls not swipe on me, and a few reje...
Red Death Wish Masturbator
  05/17/21
about a 70% hit rate for women dtf? irl that probably tra...
Dark travel guidebook becky
  05/17/21
In terms of swiping sometimes I only got 33-50% to swipe on ...
Red Death Wish Masturbator
  05/17/21
i meant how would the numbers differ if your guy approached ...
Dark travel guidebook becky
  05/17/21
I've always felt my guy would CRUSH it at bars. 6'3", b...
Red Death Wish Masturbator
  05/17/21
in law school my crew used to roll with this 6'4" bosto...
Dark travel guidebook becky
  05/17/21
180
Vigorous senate associate
  05/17/21
...
purple kitty house
  05/17/21
Hahaha amazing
Bat-shit-crazy Office Internal Respiration
  05/18/21
What is CNC?
Vigorous senate associate
  05/17/21
consensual non-consent, the ultimate kink it's basically ...
Red Death Wish Masturbator
  05/17/21
*unzips*
Vigorous senate associate
  05/17/21
consensual non-consent. aka simulated rape.
Henna base toilet seat
  05/17/21
Interesting to compare this to my experience as sort of hot ...
Nudist cheese-eating center striped hyena
  05/17/21
I think if my guy cultivated long text chains with them over...
Red Death Wish Masturbator
  05/17/21
I thought they were begging to do that at 2 am?
Nudist cheese-eating center striped hyena
  05/17/21
some did, it was typically not easy to get them to agree on ...
Red Death Wish Masturbator
  05/17/21
Lol, backpedalling a bit are we?
Nudist cheese-eating center striped hyena
  05/17/21
trying to be more precise my general thesis is this guy c...
Red Death Wish Masturbator
  05/17/21
Not doubting your thesis. But the barrier to get a from t...
Bat-shit-crazy Office Internal Respiration
  05/18/21
did you take any screenshots of your convos?
claret cracking jewess
  05/17/21
no, lost into the void forever, but they're just as you imag...
Red Death Wish Masturbator
  05/17/21
lmao 180
Vigorous senate associate
  05/17/21
you gotta move on to google voice or imessage burner phone
racy doctorate school cafeteria
  05/17/21
So you are unattractive AND you have a small dick? Sorry, br...
awkward motley toaster
  05/18/21
I used to indulge my inner cuckold fetish with this app too,...
Red Death Wish Masturbator
  05/17/21
holy shit are you to quotemo sex haver from last week? 18000...
Magical indian lodge headpube
  05/17/21
;)
Red Death Wish Masturbator
  05/17/21
Give us some tales.
arousing flushed chapel
  05/17/21
...
carmine boyish native place of business
  05/18/21
girl told me right before getting banned that she had hooked...
Red Death Wish Masturbator
  05/18/21
lmao cant wait to hear how the chick you were sexting figure...
Well-lubricated business firm
  05/17/21
really high level of mental illness ITT, even for xo
bat shit crazy concupiscible nursing home
  05/17/21
...
purple kitty house
  05/17/21
...
carmine boyish native place of business
  05/18/21
Why not run a real hot guy account?
twisted theatre boistinker
  05/17/21
but where am i gonna get a real hot guy? maybe one of my xo...
racy doctorate school cafeteria
  05/17/21
UPDATE: I got back on
Red Death Wish Masturbator
  05/17/21
lol, with account unchanged? did you have to protest?
racy doctorate school cafeteria
  05/17/21
I created a fake Facebook profile first and it seemed to wor...
Red Death Wish Masturbator
  05/17/21
lmao
Vigorous senate associate
  05/17/21
How?
Vigorous senate associate
  05/17/21
See above. More toned down. Used Facebook too.
Red Death Wish Masturbator
  05/17/21
Can't you just change the pictures temporarily to you, get t...
Histrionic gaming laptop
  05/17/21
LJL that is pathetic
Swashbuckling abusive point
  05/18/21
lmao
Well-lubricated business firm
  05/18/21
This is gay and depressing.
aphrodisiac indigo ratface juggernaut
  05/17/21
...
Sable Soul-stirring Coffee Pot Menage
  05/18/21
even a chad gets bored and eventually hits 40 and isn't as t...
garnet vivacious trust fund principal's office
  05/18/21
The board writ large is gay and depressing and this thread i...
aphrodisiac indigo ratface juggernaut
  05/18/21
why is everyone feeling so vindicated ITT that women on FUCK...
Mahogany resort
  05/18/21
Right? Also there’s a voyeur aspect of these women ...
Bat-shit-crazy Office Internal Respiration
  05/18/21
I got banned from bumble for telling some tranny to kill its...
bonkers halford rehab
  05/18/21
tell us some particularly graphic ones
carmine boyish native place of business
  05/18/21
UPDATE: currently swiping
Red Death Wish Masturbator
  05/18/21


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Date: May 17th, 2021 4:43 PM
Author: Red Death Wish Masturbator

They finally made me prove myself via verification which I obviously can't

it was a fun thing I'd do when bored, my guy got so many sex invites at 2am it was ridiculous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478397)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 4:47 PM
Author: Vigorous senate associate

I want to hear more about this.

How would they possibly prove you weren't you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478436)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 4:48 PM
Author: Red Death Wish Masturbator

They ask you to send in a selfie doing a specific pose. It's a way they test potential catfishes. I had a really deep sexting night with a chick who in the morning asked me to verify myself because she had suspicions. I blocked her. I'm guessing she ratted me out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478442)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 4:49 PM
Author: Drunken Razzle Hell Really Tough Guy

Lol 180 what did the girl say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478456)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 4:50 PM
Author: Red Death Wish Masturbator

something like "haha so this is random but my friend got catfished on here, can you like send me a pic with you holding up a thumbs up so I know you're real haha"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478464)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 4:51 PM
Author: Drunken Razzle Hell Really Tough Guy

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478467)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: Red Death Wish Masturbator

she told me pretty much point blank if we met up later that week she'd let me act out my breeding fetish in her pussy, it was amazing texting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478473)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: Vigorous senate associate

It's a different world, those hot guys live in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478477)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 4:53 PM
Author: Red Death Wish Masturbator

He also had a shtick where he said his dick was "too big," and how his ex broke up with him because she couldn't have sex with him

8 inches long but thick as a coke can

the number of women who wanted to fuck me immediately.....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478486)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: Vigorous senate associate

Did you rip the pics from a person you know? If so, "Bro, I need you to send me a selfie of you doing a thumbs up"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478474)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 4:53 PM
Author: Red Death Wish Masturbator

You can't load the pic, it has to be from the camera not the camera roll

even then, I got it off a friend of a friend on FB, I spent a while looking for a truly hot, but accessible guy, and I found this little nigga and used several pics and created an elaborate backstory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478481)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 4:55 PM
Author: Vigorous senate associate

lmao.

I loved the fake hot guy tindering threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478505)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 4:56 PM
Author: Red Death Wish Masturbator

thanks, a few of us did it, but this guy was with me for years

bumble is great because it has the most free swipes/day

hinge and tinder significantly limit you

I will miss all of the "professional women" I met on there who were open to anal sex if we just got one drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478512)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 4:58 PM
Author: grizzly deranged garrison

first date bathroom anal tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478535)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 4:59 PM
Author: Red Death Wish Masturbator

the more "professional" the woman, the more depraved my sexual requests became, and they loved it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478540)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 5:03 PM
Author: Vigorous senate associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478554)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 5:03 PM
Author: Red Death Wish Masturbator

do you agree w this approach dirte? I find it's just so true, the more "high powered" the more degrading sex she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478556)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 5:11 PM
Author: Vigorous senate associate

I found them all to be far more depraved than I expected.

I ATM'd one chick over and over again one night, made her eat my ass and she wanted to be bossed around. It was fucking crazy, I wish I had a better imagination. Literally anything I told her to do she would do. She was a lawyer that went to CCNHYS, and surprisingly not asian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478590)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 5:12 PM
Author: Red Death Wish Masturbator

god getting your ass eaten is really an amazing pleasure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478599)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 5:35 PM
Author: Vigorous senate associate

I just went to her FB page and am LOLing. It's nothing but BLM propaganda and women's lib bs. Tons of Go Strong Girl motivational quotes.

She's fucking delusional.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478713)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: Glittery lay

outwardly lib women are the dirtiest and most submissive

wish I had learned that earlier on in life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478731)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Brindle electric cuckold

Pls go into greater detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478782)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 6:20 PM
Author: Vigorous senate associate

Met on bumble, took her to a sushi restaurant near her house, then went to a bowling alley and we got destroyed drunk bowling and playing pool. Hit it off immediately. She was cute, but she looked waaaay better in her profile pics. Still 6-7 range. This was after watching a bunch of Corey Wayne shit.

Anyway, we take a cab back to her house. We start getting naked the second we walk through the front door and she's leading me to her room. I tell her, "this is the only time you'll be leading the rest of the night" and she said "good!" I sat on the corner of her bed, looked at her and pointed at my dick, then I leaned back and closed my eyes. She went to work. I ended up standing up and we made out for a second as I carressed her tits and body. We started fucking and I just kept pushing boundaries. grabbed her by the throat and she liked it. rolled her over and spit in her ass, then raw dogged her girlstinker. I pulled out and had her suck it. Told her to open her mouth, spit in her mouth, told her to eat my ass... get her tongue way up in there. lol. Literally nothing I could think up that she wouldn't do. This went on for what seemed like hours. Woke up, felt really really dirty, took a cab to my truck and never talked to her again. This was my first truly eye opening experience to how depraved modern women are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478897)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 7:15 PM
Author: Brindle electric cuckold

for some reason this made me think of Rafi and the swimming instructor, if you watched The League.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42479148)



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Date: May 18th, 2021 1:54 AM
Author: awkward motley toaster

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42480715)



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Date: May 18th, 2021 1:58 AM
Author: Swashbuckling abusive point

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42480719)



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Date: May 18th, 2021 1:05 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Office Internal Respiration

“This is the way”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42482672)



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Date: May 18th, 2021 1:43 PM
Author: Vigorous senate associate

TBF, I still feel dirty and disgusted by that night. I didn't really enjoy it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42482919)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 4:50 PM
Author: Vigorous senate associate

you're flaming right??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478461)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 4:51 PM
Author: Red Death Wish Masturbator

what about this screams flame? this is completely real

https://bumble.com/en-us/the-buzz/request-verification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478471)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 4:53 PM
Author: Vigorous senate associate

Holy shit... this wasn't a thing when I was on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478482)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Red Death Wish Masturbator

it's a good way to stop people like me, if they attach an IP to it, I basically cannot use the app

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478494)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Dun bawdyhouse filthpig

u could've gotten someone on fiverr to deep fake this pic for u for $5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478499)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 4:55 PM
Author: Red Death Wish Masturbator

you're not able to load a pic, you have to take a selfie in this bumble created camera app

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478502)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 5:04 PM
Author: Vigorous senate associate

Assuming you're overweight and not attractive at all, it would have been hilarious if you would have submitted the verification photo as yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478558)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: Red Death Wish Masturbator

I thought about trying because what the hell, maybe it's AI or a human who doesn't give a shit

but I don't want to risk it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478564)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 5:11 PM
Author: Vigorous senate associate

I just think it would be hilarious if a real person saw it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478592)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 6:29 PM
Author: racy doctorate school cafeteria

i'm pretty sure the employ humans in the philippines or india to review the pictures

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478934)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 6:03 PM
Author: Dead 180 Stage Karate

get fiverr deep fake. print it out. take photo of printed page using bumble app.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478817)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 4:43 PM
Author: aquamarine razzmatazz keepsake machete crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478401)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 4:43 PM
Author: Red Death Wish Masturbator

I got a lot of nudes, had tons of sexting, it was great to see how a 6'3" objective 8.5 lives

I was cruel to beta males and short guys, and sadly, predictably, the women enjoyed my shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478408)



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Date: May 18th, 2021 5:57 AM
Author: Chrome church weed whacker

wwop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42480923)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 4:45 PM
Author: Red Death Wish Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478418)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 4:46 PM
Author: maroon nofapping mad cow disease

thank you for your service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478425)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 4:46 PM
Author: Red Death Wish Masturbator

I tried going back on today with a new account but it asked me to verify right away, I think they were alerted to me and did something with my IP address

I am still on tinder, hinge, and jswype

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478429)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 4:49 PM
Author: Dark travel guidebook becky

nothing you can do to enhance your face? clay jowl stuffers? home teeth repair kits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478450)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 4:49 PM
Author: Red Death Wish Masturbator

what are you talking about? me the IRL person? I am married. This is for shits and giggles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478454)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 4:51 PM
Author: Dark travel guidebook becky

you can't give them verification pics to continue the shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478469)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: Red Death Wish Masturbator

not possible, not even close, skin tone is an issue here more than anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478475)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 4:53 PM
Author: Dark travel guidebook becky

your test guy is black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478488)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Red Death Wish Masturbator

has a nice olive skin, he's truly tall dark and handsome, and I am truly not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478496)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 4:56 PM
Author: Dark travel guidebook becky

ever float his pic by girls you know irl to see their true reactions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478518)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 4:57 PM
Author: Red Death Wish Masturbator

While I still had some girls not swipe on me, and a few reject me for being too aggressive, dude, the number of women who were down for abusive, ridiculous, rape-level sex at odd hours of night with a random stranger on the internet proved everything I needed to know

I used to tell girls I could only cum from CNC and so many were like "hehe I'm willing to try!!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478526)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 4:59 PM
Author: Dark travel guidebook becky

about a 70% hit rate for women dtf?

irl that probably translates to lower or higher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478539)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 5:00 PM
Author: Red Death Wish Masturbator

In terms of swiping sometimes I only got 33-50% to swipe on me

but easily 50% of those women were down to fuck

not all the same moment, but highly implied if we met and got a drink in a public place so they felt comfortable with me, I was getting my dick wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478542)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 5:00 PM
Author: Dark travel guidebook becky

i meant how would the numbers differ if your guy approached them irl at a bar versus bumble?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478545)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 5:04 PM
Author: Red Death Wish Masturbator

I've always felt my guy would CRUSH it at bars. 6'3", beautiful face, muscles but not over the top. He would get laid every weekend if he tried. Good style. Good job. Just bought a condo, he says, a top flight cook, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478559)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 5:07 PM
Author: Dark travel guidebook becky

in law school my crew used to roll with this 6'4" boston union plumber. his vocabulary was straight retarded and he drove a jacked up dodge durango and worse jeans and a north jacket everywhere. the second we got inside a bar he'd throw his jacket on a barstool and he had a large tiger tat on one of his arms. he'd always flex and he was juicing on cycle nonstop and doing coke 24/7.

never saw a guy pull better pussy at harvard bars. all these snobby girls hanging on his every word about some stripper selling shit coke or how his dad won the rhode island pool championship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478574)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 5:14 PM
Author: Vigorous senate associate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478610)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 6:39 PM
Author: purple kitty house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478987)



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Date: May 18th, 2021 1:08 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Office Internal Respiration

Hahaha amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42482696)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 5:07 PM
Author: Vigorous senate associate

What is CNC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478572)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 5:07 PM
Author: Red Death Wish Masturbator

consensual non-consent, the ultimate kink

it's basically rape play

I would want her to agree that I can have sex with her by any means, maybe we have a safety word, and then we essentially act out a rape scenario... maybe I burst in at 3am, maybe we go to a bar and I drug her, who knows

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478577)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 5:12 PM
Author: Vigorous senate associate

*unzips*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478597)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 5:09 PM
Author: Henna base toilet seat

consensual non-consent. aka simulated rape.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478585)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 5:06 PM
Author: Nudist cheese-eating center striped hyena

Interesting to compare this to my experience as sort of hot guy adjacent. Like, I've had maybe half a dozen girls over the years who came straight over with no date beforehand, maybe not that night but within a week or so. This makes it sound like if I were a point or two higher, it would be a totally different ballgame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478567)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 5:08 PM
Author: Red Death Wish Masturbator

I think if my guy cultivated long text chains with them over a while, I could have gotten them to come to my new condo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478583)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 5:11 PM
Author: Nudist cheese-eating center striped hyena

I thought they were begging to do that at 2 am?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478587)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 5:11 PM
Author: Red Death Wish Masturbator

some did, it was typically not easy to get them to agree on the first night to come over at 2am, they usually were like can we meet for a drink by your place first, I think there's some level of protection first and if we had done it, they'd have fucked me in an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478594)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 5:14 PM
Author: Nudist cheese-eating center striped hyena

Lol, backpedalling a bit are we?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478616)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Red Death Wish Masturbator

trying to be more precise

my general thesis is this guy could get fucked A LOT, but there were still some mild hoops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478633)



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Date: May 18th, 2021 1:11 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Office Internal Respiration

Not doubting your thesis.

But the barrier to get a from texting shits and giggles to actually meeting is higher than you are estimating.

Once she meets though, an above average should have at least a 50% of fucking (first date).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42482722)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 5:06 PM
Author: claret cracking jewess

did you take any screenshots of your convos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478568)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 5:08 PM
Author: Red Death Wish Masturbator

no, lost into the void forever, but they're just as you imagine, lots of "haha" from the ladies and RSF thumbs up from me, lots of nude pics, lots of me sending them dick pics from reddit forums, lots of hints at sex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478579)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 5:15 PM
Author: Vigorous senate associate

lmao 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478619)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 6:12 PM
Author: racy doctorate school cafeteria

you gotta move on to google voice or imessage burner phone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478860)



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Date: May 18th, 2021 2:10 AM
Author: awkward motley toaster

So you are unattractive AND you have a small dick? Sorry, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42480738)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 5:11 PM
Author: Red Death Wish Masturbator

I used to indulge my inner cuckold fetish with this app too, I would tell them it's my "thing" to hear about the guys they hook up with, so on sunday mornings I'd have 5 messages being like "hehe want to hear about last night......" and then I'd get graphic play-by-plays that ended with many cumshots on faces, in mouths, in condoms, and in pussies, I had an insider look at the sex life of a typical 20-something urban 7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478589)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 5:42 PM
Author: Magical indian lodge headpube

holy shit are you to quotemo sex haver from last week? 180000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478739)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 11:10 PM
Author: Red Death Wish Masturbator

;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42480278)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 6:55 PM
Author: arousing flushed chapel

Give us some tales.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42479076)



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Date: May 18th, 2021 1:12 PM
Author: carmine boyish native place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42482733)



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Date: May 18th, 2021 1:43 PM
Author: Red Death Wish Masturbator

girl told me right before getting banned that she had hooked up with a guy after spending an hour in his hot tub in her bra and panties and he was fingering her, went to his room, he blew his load in her mouth after about a minute and demanded she show it to him then swallow it, then he passed out

lol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42482914)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 5:33 PM
Author: Well-lubricated business firm

lmao cant wait to hear how the chick you were sexting figured out she was talking to a 5'8" guy just from the words you typed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478703)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 6:21 PM
Author: bat shit crazy concupiscible nursing home

really high level of mental illness ITT, even for xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42478899)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 6:41 PM
Author: purple kitty house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42479005)



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Date: May 18th, 2021 1:13 PM
Author: carmine boyish native place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42482739)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 6:42 PM
Author: twisted theatre boistinker

Why not run a real hot guy account?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42479012)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 6:49 PM
Author: racy doctorate school cafeteria

but where am i gonna get a real hot guy? maybe one of my xo bros will step up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42479051)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 7:05 PM
Author: Red Death Wish Masturbator

UPDATE: I got back on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42479114)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 7:06 PM
Author: racy doctorate school cafeteria

lol, with account unchanged? did you have to protest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42479117)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 7:12 PM
Author: Red Death Wish Masturbator

I created a fake Facebook profile first and it seemed to work. I think I was asked to verify with my new account before because I had an unnecessarily sexy shirtless pic. I think it triggered an alert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42479134)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 7:15 PM
Author: Vigorous senate associate

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42479150)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 7:07 PM
Author: Vigorous senate associate

How?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42479122)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 7:12 PM
Author: Red Death Wish Masturbator

See above. More toned down. Used Facebook too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42479136)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 10:12 PM
Author: Histrionic gaming laptop

Can't you just change the pictures temporarily to you, get the check, and the change the pictures back?

Also one good move is to use the hot guy to get a bunch of matches, let them go stale for a month so the girl forgets, switch pictures back to you, and then chat them all up. You'll have way more matches than you would have gotten before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42479948)



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Date: May 18th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Swashbuckling abusive point

LJL that is pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42480734)



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Date: May 18th, 2021 1:05 PM
Author: Well-lubricated business firm

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42482682)



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Date: May 17th, 2021 11:11 PM
Author: aphrodisiac indigo ratface juggernaut

This is gay and depressing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42480286)



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Date: May 18th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Sable Soul-stirring Coffee Pot Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42480733)



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Date: May 18th, 2021 2:22 AM
Author: garnet vivacious trust fund principal's office

even a chad gets bored and eventually hits 40 and isn't as thrilled by the variety, and at that point, he should have a solid ride or die by his side. So as long as you just land a solid ride or die, there's not much to envy of the Chad.

Same way I love my basic bimmer, and can afford a Ferrari pretty easily, but just don't care for one because I am satisfied with what I have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42480752)



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Date: May 18th, 2021 7:19 AM
Author: aphrodisiac indigo ratface juggernaut

The board writ large is gay and depressing and this thread is ground zero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42481086)



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Date: May 18th, 2021 6:11 AM
Author: Mahogany resort

why is everyone feeling so vindicated ITT that women on FUCK APPS want to FUCK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42480952)



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Date: May 18th, 2021 1:18 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Office Internal Respiration

Right?

Also there’s a voyeur aspect of these women fucking with guys virtually but not stepping up to the plate.

I’m not doubting guys who look good on these sex apps get more “deal flow” but perspective, please. Every guy still needs to jump through hoops to get quality 8+ fucking. App or no app. You got to show up and not fuck it up and sometimes even be charming/funny depending on how guarded she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42482772)



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Date: May 18th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: bonkers halford rehab

I got banned from bumble for telling some tranny to kill itself and if she would have told me in person I would have cut the faggots dick off for him. now I tried making a new profile and it was fine (had to use my dads phone number lmfao) but when I had to verify I think they matched my face and blocked me again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42480959)



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Date: May 18th, 2021 1:13 PM
Author: carmine boyish native place of business

tell us some particularly graphic ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42482743)



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Date: May 18th, 2021 1:42 PM
Author: Red Death Wish Masturbator

UPDATE: currently swiping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4836921&forum_id=2#42482911)