Warning to tbf and pumos: Do NOT click or you’ll be overcome with rage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4858648&forum_id=2#42640259)

Who does that sound like?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4858648&forum_id=2#42640337)

"In my head!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4858648&forum_id=2#42643737)

asking your wife to take video of you “running” on a beach. you probably checked each take on the phone and then we’re like “babe, Jesus, the angle is all wrong, hold the camera properly. FUCK! let’s run it again”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4858648&forum_id=2#42640288)

*55 year old man uses his personal money and his limited family vacation time in Hawaii to hire a videographer to create a slow motion Baywatch-style video of him running shirtless on a tropical beach for the purpose of uploading it onto a dying message board and 'pwning' a self-identified 'internet nemesis' whom he has never met and will never meet but who nevertheless managed to hurt his feelings earlier this week by saying he looked "old" in yet another unsolicited gym selfie that this grown adult married father of two had posted on the internet in a failed attempted to impress a bunch of strangers who mostly actively dislike and mock him*

"Why you so obsessed with me, sis?"

The liberal mind at work, folks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4858648&forum_id=2#42640428)

Shut the fuck up and put your wrinkly old man cock in my mouth already (flaccid only).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4858648&forum_id=2#42640452)

(Faggot whose cock is NOT in my mouth/ass)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4858648&forum_id=2#42644004)

☹️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4858648&forum_id=2#42640968)

This is also true, that's what's so crazy about all of this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4858648&forum_id=2#42640470)

The only thing we really know for sure is the only muscle studs on XO are LIBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4858648&forum_id=2#42640499)

YVFT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4858648&forum_id=2#42641283)

Love u bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4858648&forum_id=2#42640728)

also do you take any drugs intravenously or have some kind of chronic illnesses? you dont look well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4858648&forum_id=2#42641252)

if it's true, he's an asshole for casually mentioning it and being vague.

if it's false, he's also an asshole because halford did have serious alcoholism.

either way, he's an asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4858648&forum_id=2#42642870)

it's just weird that you seem to have a decent amount of muscle in your chest compared to other places. how do you bench enough to get a chest like that without having big arms? you just do chest flys?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4858648&forum_id=2#42642711)

even though ur a perfidious lib we dont want to see you get got

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4858648&forum_id=2#42642932)

*"Bolero" starts playing as your wife fires up the crackpipe*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4858648&forum_id=2#42644378)

(1) you're in great shape for any age as compared to the average American.

(2) this means you're in especially good shape for your age. #respect

(3) the hair in combination with the face and the beard is definitely giving "unfrozen caveman lawyer" vibes, but on the other hand it's sort of working, like john travolta with long hair from pulp fiction inexplicably did

(4) it's really weird to post this, given all you have to lose. please be safe. there are psychos out there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4858648&forum_id=2#42644500)

Team EPAH 4eva.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4858648&forum_id=2#42651499)

https://i.imgur.com/mPr995b_d.jpg?maxwidth=520&shape=thumb&fidelity=high

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4858648&forum_id=2#45350951)