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I signed a condo contract and think about cancelling
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Date: July 20th, 2021 12:33 PM Author: dashing hot famous landscape painting garrison I didn't put any $$ down, fuck them. Just got their condo rules: $750 fee each time for movein,moveout Cannot put anything on a balcony that is "unsightly", need permission to treat windows in any way and tinting not allowed. Guests, even parents cannot stay more than 10 days/yr. Authorize them to sign for any packages that come my way, even if it's a lawsuit and I'm away. If I am away during hurricane season I must authorize/hire someone to check on damage to my apt. What's the point of paying for all this shit? |
Date: July 20th, 2021 12:35 PM Author: dashing hot famous landscape painting garrison Also rent minimum 6months, maximum 12months, each time the renter must pay $500 background and application fee. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42811515) |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 12:35 PM Author: Disgusting Cordovan School florida? does your wife count as unsightly? seems a little ambiguous. check fla stat 784.
edit 720, 784 is assault and battery which was stuck in my head. |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 12:52 PM Author: dashing hot famous landscape painting garrison All these rules are the same as nyc coops. They also had all those mask fine rules that they removed only after nyc removed. And most people residing in the building are middle age and elderly jews. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42811613) |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 11:21 PM Author: gay milk lol @ buying into that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42815186) |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 12:55 PM Author: Vigorous copper dilemma shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42811640) |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 12:54 PM Author: Sadistic tripping degenerate theatre Try co-op life, lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42811626) |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 12:54 PM Author: alcoholic comical property anything other than owning your own home is complete flame
"condos" are laughable GC bug person slave shit |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 11:21 PM Author: gay milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42815187) |
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Date: July 21st, 2021 5:38 AM Author: aggressive charismatic fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42816157) |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 12:55 PM Author: exhilarant institution philosopher-king lol what do you really own?
there is this penthouse apartment at one of the FEW condominiums in Dallas for only $800k
it's seriously baller, but why so cheap? $1800/month condo fees
you know the (((condo board))) will raise those every year |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 12:56 PM Author: Vigorous copper dilemma shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42811644) |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 12:58 PM Author: Vigorous copper dilemma shitlib I was about to sign for a $474,000 condo in Orlando but the (((association fees))) are insane, you can’t do Airbnb, there’s a $1,000 fee for elevator reservations, and every prospective tenant must be approved by the board. Why bother? I’ll just put $500k into a sfh and call it a day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42811657) |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 1:05 PM Author: dashing hot famous landscape painting garrison Seriously? At what point did u decide u wouldnt buy, or are u just musing like benzo about his Manhattan penthouses? I knew beforehand that I couldn't do airbnb and the cost of hoa. But all the additional rules make it very similar to a typical NYC building. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42811712) |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 1:12 PM Author: Vigorous copper dilemma shitlib I was literally in negotiations when I got drunk with a few people who live in the building and they told me what’s what. If I were musing, I’d be boasting about $8m Windermere houses, not downtown Orlando tenements. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42811776) |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 1:16 PM Author: dashing hot famous landscape painting garrison U didnt know about the hoa fees and airbnb rules beforehand? That's publicly available information. Also I am not white trash and probably would not airbnb my own dwelling even when I am away.. But are there any repercussions if I back out of the contract now and haven't submitted any deposit yet? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42811800) |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 3:46 PM Author: Vigorous copper dilemma shitlib Not in this market. Tell em to fuck off, mitigate their damages, and they won’t have shit on you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42812738) |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 1:01 PM Author: dashing hot famous landscape painting garrison I can buy a house in alki beach seattle, same price. but no hoa. https://www.trulia.com/p/wa/seattle/2510-56th-ave-sw-seattle-wa-98116--2118745058
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Date: July 20th, 2021 5:57 PM Author: self-absorbed razzle trailer park tattoo Yeah, nice spot. Gets busy in the summer and they've been closing the beach at 6 because of youths fighting but easy ferry ride downtown. Main bridge broke because lol lib cities, but it's getting fixed (unfortunately). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42813568) |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 6:08 PM Author: dashing hot famous landscape painting garrison Are there blacks? Beach bars? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42813634) |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 7:09 PM Author: self-absorbed razzle trailer park tattoo It's a big party area that really got going during the pandemic. Nothing else for the kids to do. Big beach fires and shit. It's a fun area. It was the original location of the city. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42813867) |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 1:07 PM Author: dashing hot famous landscape painting garrison Seriously why are my parents pushing into buying this? Fuck them. They're afraid I'll go to seattle or some other place they cannot visit with a quick 2hr flight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42811729) |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 1:12 PM Author: dashing hot famous landscape painting garrison Also the seller refused to give up anything off the asking price despite that he couldn't find a buyer for 10% less a year ago. And his real estate agent said initially that he planned to change the flooring (it is beat up engineering wood) and he was going to give a discount if I didnt need it changed, i was asking for 5% discount. And now he is asking me to sign that I am a u.s. citizen and will be a primary resident and will hold his taxes in escrow, because he is from canada and will be paying 5% higher taxes if he sells to an investor or foreigner. And 70% of the building is filled with his kind. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42811774) |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 1:14 PM Author: Vigorous copper dilemma shitlib Jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42811786) |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 1:24 PM Author: dashing hot famous landscape painting garrison I said right away fuck him. But my parents said no better opt out ones on the beach in miami in a newer building. And I have no place to live now. But I'm thinking just saying fuck them and buy a place in seattle without even visiting in advance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42811865) |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 1:19 PM Author: Buff Bipolar Boistinker Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42811830) |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 1:17 PM Author: titillating stage ljl, but on the brightside, aren't those rules designed to strongly discourage tenants from renting out their condos to a revolving door of trash? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42811809) |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 1:25 PM Author: dashing hot famous landscape painting garrison 70% of unit owners there are part-time residents (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42811872) |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 1:27 PM Author: titillating stage i guess it depends on how you planned on using it or how likely you are to want to move elsewhere.
the HOA fees alone would make me walk. |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 1:35 PM Author: dashing hot famous landscape painting garrison 1000hoa+1000tax, $3500 mortgage? Planned to live about half the year there without renting it out. HOA fees are on the lower side in miami area... especially for a "luxury" building. But already additions of $500 application fee plus $750 movein fee +unknown fee for them to release their financial report (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42811915) |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 1:55 PM Author: hairraiser at-the-ready wagecucks in other words, a "condo" building is a shitty apartment building. why would anyone want to "own" a shitty apartment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42812035) |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 1:17 PM Author: frum charcoal orchestra pit tbf would you *want* to live in some airbnb shithole? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42811811) |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 1:22 PM Author: dashing hot famous landscape painting garrison I am ok with restrictions on rental period. But they have additional rules that I must register any guests and whether my parents are staying over or some girl from russia, it counts toward my yearly guest total. Same if I leave town for a weak i must leave my car keys with them and make arrangements for mail with them. It's like I am working for them and not the other way around. Any furniture delivery must fill out a form 48hrs in advance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42811852) |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 1:37 PM Author: dashing hot famous landscape painting garrison So what's the alternative? Fuck them. Put an offer on a random house in seattle without ever visiting? I do need to close within 1 month because otherwise I will end up living in a hotel all this time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42811931) |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 2:23 PM Author: dashing hot famous landscape painting garrison Should I just fly to seattle now and find something there instead?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42812202) |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 3:10 PM Author: multi-colored salmon step-uncle's house messiness dont do it. renting is far superior to "buying" a condo. even if you get lucky and end up slightly ahead financially, the mental energy devote to all the BS is not worth it.
only buy when u need a SFH
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Date: July 20th, 2021 3:19 PM Author: dashing hot famous landscape painting garrison Seriously considering breaking the contract now. Any consequences if I haven't put any $ down yet? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42812583) |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 3:21 PM Author: multi-colored salmon step-uncle's house messiness back out before its too late.
i put an offer on a condo 6 months ago and it was accepted. before the offer they had disclosed a lawsuit with the developers.
after they accepted my offer, they disclosed another lawsuit with the developer.
its pretty common that all condo HOAs have lawsuits at some point.
I backed out and lost my option period fee of like $750. totally worth it |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 3:27 PM Author: dashing hot famous landscape painting garrison If I dont take it there are no alternatives in miami area and I'll have to look in seattle. I also thought about seattle because it's been too hot in NY this past 2 days. But afraid there is no pussy in seattle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42812614) |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 10:37 PM Author: multi-colored salmon step-uncle's house messiness rent in miami (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42814925) |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 10:45 PM Author: dashing hot famous landscape painting garrison Rent is for losers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42814976) |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 3:29 PM Author: dashing hot famous landscape painting garrison They got 10 days that guests can stay in the apt without my presence, 45days if I am also present in the apt. This means I cannot invite a whore from russia to live with me there even part of the year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42812621) |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 3:41 PM Author: Bateful stain base how wld they catch you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42812699) |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 3:48 PM Author: dashing hot famous landscape painting garrison Get only 1 fob key and need that to use the elevator, etc. Obviously have security in the lobby. Every guest must sign in for a visit and I must fill out a form 3 days in advance for any overnight guests fuck that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42812753) |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 6:15 PM Author: Cracking school cafeteria you can often copy key fobs, even "high security" ones from companies like HID
https://www.amazon.com/Keysy-RFID-Duplicator-keycards-keyfobs/dp/B07D7K2LCB
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Date: July 20th, 2021 5:46 PM Author: dashing hot famous landscape painting garrison Bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42813500) |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 5:58 PM Author: Cracking school cafeteria boor, this place is a shithole. walk
why are your only options seattle and miami? can't you live someplace decent? |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 6:09 PM Author: dashing hot famous landscape painting garrison No state income tax. Ocean in case of miami. Mountains in seattle(and ocean june-sept). Need to be in a big city to fuck whores. Helps to be western time zone for work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42813643) |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 6:12 PM Author: Cracking school cafeteria can't you find a woman to settle down with in ny? then move to a less urban place later?
seattle's women are awful |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 6:28 PM Author: dashing hot famous landscape painting garrison Seattle does have a major airport for flying to europe. Are miami women really better? On miami tinder I see completely useless whores. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42813725) |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 6:13 PM Author: Swollen Filthy Volcanic Crater This is pretty typical condo stuff, TBH. If you're not gonna by a sfh, better get used to most of this shit. Doubt they'll really monitor you on the 10 days/yr guests unless you really push it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42813662) |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 6:20 PM Author: frum charcoal orchestra pit they will 100% monitor you unless youre constantly greasing the doorman lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42813697) |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 6:24 PM Author: dashing hot famous landscape painting garrison It is automatic obviously. They require to fill out a form 3 days in advance for any overnight guest. Meaning I cant even bring a whore over for a night. If that's standard maybe miami should not be a place to live.. Though cheaper condos dont have any secuirty... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42813711) |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 11:23 PM Author: gay milk "They require to fill out a form 3 days in advance for any overnight guest."
I've never had to do this for any apartment I've ever rented. That would be a 100% dealbreaker. |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 11:42 PM Author: dashing hot famous landscape painting garrison Real estate agent said that's fake. I'll call their management tomorrow but yeah fucj that tells u all u need to know their board is made of elderly jews (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42815270) |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 11:47 PM Author: gay milk Absolutely don't do this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42815293) |
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Date: July 21st, 2021 12:05 AM Author: dashing hot famous landscape painting garrison ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42815413) |
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Date: July 21st, 2021 1:18 PM Author: gay milk Why would you pay this much to let some old faggot Jews run your life? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42817656) |
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Date: July 21st, 2021 2:12 PM Author: dashing hot famous landscape painting garrison So what are my options now?? Exited the contract. There isnt anything better in miami beach area. Do I look in the boondocks like a hermit? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42817998) |
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Date: July 21st, 2021 12:06 AM Author: dashing hot famous landscape painting garrison What city building have you lived in? They say this rules are in every hoa and just aren't enforceable(I dont believe though) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42815423) |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 10:25 PM Author: dashing hot famous landscape painting garrison I told my parents that I'm thinking of backing out and they said the real estate agent called them before sending the paperwork that the rules about visitors are fake. There is an additional sheet that says any family members can "register" and they dont need to be notified. That the rule is only to prevent airbnb. Also they called me antisemitic because I pointed out the seller is a jew and not a Canadian. But I was making a point that the board of directors must be all jews (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42814870) |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 10:38 PM Author: exhilarant institution philosopher-king wtf do your parents have to do with this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42814936) |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 10:44 PM Author: dashing hot famous landscape painting garrison They have an interest in me buying a condo a short 2hr flight away from them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42814973) |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 11:09 PM Author: Talented ceo They’re paying (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42815142) |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 11:24 PM Author: gay milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42815198) |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 10:54 PM Author: drab university partner Under Florida law you get three days to back out after receipt of condo documents (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42815044) |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 11:00 PM Author: dashing hot famous landscape painting garrison Received documents earlier today. But I also have 2-3 days before I make my deposit. I think I might just take it because too late to find anything decent in miami. Bad deal though. But seattle now has fires around the city and homeless everywhere, not exactly a party city. So just randomly buying there instead would be a mistake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42815093) |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 11:09 PM Author: multi-colored salmon step-uncle's house messiness wait are ur parents paying? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42815145) |
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Date: July 20th, 2021 11:39 PM Author: dashing hot famous landscape painting garrison No. I pay everything and it is big $$ considering I just started a real job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42815246) |
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Date: July 21st, 2021 12:04 AM Author: dashing hot famous landscape painting garrison My parents said we will call the real estate lawyer tomorrow regarding this rule "every overnight guest must be registered within 3 business days". They think this rule is fake and no one can tell me to register anybody if I bring a woman over, the it's only designed to prevent airbnb. I think I will exit the contract and again start from 0, homeless. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42815410) |
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Date: July 21st, 2021 12:07 AM Author: lime aromatic twinkling uncleanness [Michael Scott] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42815429) |
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Date: July 21st, 2021 12:08 AM Author: dashing hot famous landscape painting garrison Who? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42815432) |
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Date: July 21st, 2021 2:34 AM Author: lime aromatic twinkling uncleanness https://youtu.be/2wKAcudjSPs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42815936) |
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Date: July 21st, 2021 1:15 PM Author: dashing hot famous landscape painting garrison I exited the contract. Now dont know what to do. Need a place to live within next 4 weeks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42817648) |
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Date: July 21st, 2021 7:12 PM Author: drab university partner Why not rent for a year and see if you like it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42819583) |
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Date: July 21st, 2021 7:15 PM Author: dashing hot famous landscape painting garrison The rents in miami beach are kinda high for value. And by signing a 1 yr lease miss out on the low mortgage rates. Next year getting a mortgage will be stupid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42819608) |
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Date: July 21st, 2021 3:13 PM Author: dashing hot famous landscape painting garrison Bump. I need to find a new condo or house under $1mil, no state tax, ocean, major airport. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42818394) |
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Date: July 21st, 2021 7:19 PM Author: dashing hot famous landscape painting garrison I think I fucked up by backing out. Everything else on the market is worse. And they wouldnt do shit if I created additional fobs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42819636) |
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Date: July 27th, 2021 12:28 AM Author: exciting black home you've been flaming about condos for a year now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4881815&forum_id=2#42847679) |