Met a very nice 22 yr old CHINESE cutie last night. Taking ?s ITT.
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 1:10 AM Author: vigorous maize pistol
It's been quite a while since I made a sexthread. That's because nothing really noteworthy has happened to me in months - just the occasional girl here and there.
But a couple days ago I matched with this cutie and it turns out she was Chinese. Very cute. Maybe a 7.5.
Didn't let me hit it on date 1, which I had to respect. Last night she came over and we did that thing. She's a student here and speaks fluent Korean. Almost better than mine LOL.
As I slowly creep towards my mid-30s, it amazes me I can still meet young, fresh 22 year olds and enjoy all that life has to offer. I feel like a vampire draining their life force, sustaining my extremely hedonistic lifestyle indefinitely.
Sup XOXO.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891087&forum_id=2#42882348) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 2:03 AM Author: Emerald Jap
To be fair,
lol remember the time someone posted a photo of a literal objectively Top .0001% biological human female model, and you sauntered into the thread and slapped your huge cock on the table and casually assessed her as like a 7 or whatever and then quickly added that you hang out with hotter women all the time in Seoul, and it was so over the top that I had to absolutely blow out your fucking gaynus with a lengthy multi-paragraph analysis describing in excruciating detail exactly why you're an obnoxious gay overcompensating faggot about shit like this, and then it got like 100 blank bumps and you never came back into that thread ever again?
Lol good times good times, anyway yeah my point is that this random chinkette who is a "7.5" (I saw the photo before your quikdelet and she was a 6 - 6.5 just like the other half a billion "attractive Chinese girls" in the world are) is definitely way hotter than that literal objectively Top .0001% biological human female model girl was.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891087&forum_id=2#42882544) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 2:38 AM Author: Emerald Jap
To be fair,
I sincerely hope you find a new pathetic beta male succubus to latch onto soon so you can go back to "living the dream in LA" -- I guess then we'll see you again a few years down the line when that one falls through as well, and you're in your mid 30s and desperately jonesing for yet another cheap attention fix from a bunch of pathetic 45 year old bald lawyers with miserable family lives of their own, in between your increasingly meaningless and pathetic but eternally broken "relationships" with sad men (none of which will ever result in marriage or kids... although I suppose that's a silver lining, considering the likely alternatives...).
Is this the life you dreamed of back when you were a bright-eyed freshman at Brown? Just curious.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891087&forum_id=2#42882623) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 2:41 AM Author: Emerald Jap
To be fair,
I'm very calm, just stating facts as always. You should appreciate me more than you do, because I'm the one guy on this board who truly doesn't give a fuck about impressing you or flirting with you or trying to fuck you. I just call it as I see it. Sounds like I hit a nerve. Maybe consider pausing that taking stock of that? Or don't, I don't really care.
Incidentally, your "music" is shitty. But you are holding it together reasonably well for a blown out 30 year old bipolar half Jew half white girl who has rough ridden miles of cock, so I give you props for that at least. It's too bad that you're such a crazy and amoral cunt. And I do hope the abortion haunts you at least a little, even though I highly doubt it does. Oh well.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891087&forum_id=2#42882626) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:04 AM Author: Turquoise heady coffee pot
"You should appreciate me more than you do, because I'm the one guy on this board who truly doesn't give a fuck about impressing you [...]"
You realize how that reads, right? That you DO sound like you're trying to impress me, or at least get me to think you're special? I'm not saying that's necessarily where you're coming from - just that it would read that way to someone who didn't know better. :o)
Our music isn't for everyone, so I'm not offended. And we're getting better every day! Our EP is from 2018 and we've grown a ton since. Super freaking excited for our full-length.
As Julia would say: thank you for the compliment of "holding it together reasonably well for a blown out 30 year old bipolar half Jew half white girl who has rough ridden miles of cock".
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891087&forum_id=2#42882660) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 12:24 PM Author: Emerald Jap
To be fair,
LMAO @ me for voluntarily interacting with a clinically narcissistic, bipolar, deeply broken 30 year old half Jew half white woman on the internet and trying to talk sense to her. "You do realize that you sound like you're trying to impress me, right?"
Good luck in life! You're going to need it.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891087&forum_id=2#42883859) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 2:45 AM Author: Emerald Jap
To be fair,
Lol, I'm not often speechless on XO, but there it is.
Congrats!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891087&forum_id=2#42882633) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 2:16 AM Author: Emerald Jap
To be fair,
"youre not a little girl anymore"
"heh"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891087&forum_id=2#42882584) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 2:33 AM Author: Emerald Jap
To be fair,
You "thought we were cool," but you were also talking shit about me in another thread I wasn't even poasting in several days ago?
And even if that wasn't the case, we haven't spoken in years and the last time we spoke I offered to rape you. But still exercising that legendary good judgment when it comes to assessing people, I see!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891087&forum_id=2#42882612) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 2:08 AM Author: vigorous maize pistol
when the xoxo shrews try to bring you down, when the jelly marriedmos tell you to "GROW UP", just read my threads and remember that YOU MAKE YOUR OWN DESTINY.
you want to be a big-time gangnam baller, slaying 20s cunnus well into your 30s and 40s? GET OUT THERE AND MAKE IT HAPPEN.
anything is possible when you put your mind to it.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891087&forum_id=2#42882559) |
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