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Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

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Marvelous roast beef
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Orchid Razzle Halford
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You can't disinvite! Once you invite the invitation is done...
Ultramarine hyperactive ladyboy
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Lemon digit ratio
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Aquamarine Slap-happy Heaven Mediation
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Ivory embarrassed to the bone ratface place of business
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Elaine: You can disinvite. I’ve disinvited. *takes bit...
chocolate double fault tanning salon
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Orchid Razzle Halford
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Marvelous roast beef
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Cordovan insanely creepy pistol stage
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this was awful
Amethyst mexican theater stage
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Zombie-like smoky meetinghouse
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fighting sex offender stage
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HE’S A NIGGER!! HE’S A NIGGER!!!!!! HEEEEEEE&rs...
swashbuckling glassy chapel
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Amber resort mad-dog skullcap
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Aquamarine Slap-happy Heaven Mediation
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You’re not second invite worthy. What does that mean...
180 school cafeteria deer antler
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You suck at this, Rudolph
maniacal wrinkle
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exciting green temple
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Chestnut sanctuary macaca
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https://www.thedailybeast.com/larry-david-was-invited-then-u...
Hairraiser internet-worthy field
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lool
High-end patrolman
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Concupiscible rough-skinned market friendly grandma
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the whole world is flame. i fucking hate obama.
rose contagious crotch
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lime haunting area
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Blathering wonderful range hissy fit
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Marvelous roast beef
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Chrome national
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Zombie-like smoky meetinghouse
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Jerry gets disinvited and is told that it's due to COVID cap...
exciting green temple
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Trip Hall Liquid Oxygen
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fighting sex offender stage
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Chestnut sanctuary macaca
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Aquamarine Slap-happy Heaven Mediation
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Marvelous roast beef
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Zombie-like smoky meetinghouse
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jerry gets disinvited to obama's birthday party. the main pl...
rose contagious crotch
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fighting sex offender stage
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(the sound of one guy clapping...)
rambunctious indirect expression
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tytyty
Marvelous roast beef
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Orchid Razzle Halford
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free-loading heady address elastic band
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Bumping this again because it’s very good
Orchid Razzle Halford
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shivering roommate
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https://youtu.be/hOFYhpNS4Bs
chocolate double fault tanning salon
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180
Excitant hominid
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big aqua set
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exciting green temple
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adventurous soggy library mood
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LOL tyft. ending was perfect.
Zombie-like smoky meetinghouse
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Goddamn brilliant
Cordovan insanely creepy pistol stage
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:49 PM
Author: Marvelous roast beef



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:57 PM
Author: Orchid Razzle Halford



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:58 PM
Author: Ultramarine hyperactive ladyboy

You can't disinvite! Once you invite the invitation is done, you can cancel, but you can't disinvite!

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Date: August 8th, 2021 6:01 PM
Author: Lemon digit ratio



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Date: August 8th, 2021 6:35 PM
Author: Aquamarine Slap-happy Heaven Mediation



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Date: August 8th, 2021 6:44 PM
Author: Ivory embarrassed to the bone ratface place of business



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Date: August 8th, 2021 6:58 PM
Author: chocolate double fault tanning salon

Elaine: You can disinvite. I’ve disinvited. *takes bite of carrot* I’ve disinvited a guy back to my place.

Jerry: what happened?

Elaine: he held the door for me going into my building. I’m not some debutant that needs to have a man open a door for me. Disinvited. It’s a shame too, I heard he was… well en-dowwww-ed. *snaps another piece of the carrot off*

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Date: August 9th, 2021 7:12 AM
Author: Orchid Razzle Halford



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Date: August 9th, 2021 7:37 AM
Author: Marvelous roast beef



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Date: September 21st, 2021 10:09 AM
Author: Cordovan insanely creepy pistol stage



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Date: September 21st, 2021 10:15 AM
Author: Amethyst mexican theater stage

this was awful

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Date: August 9th, 2021 5:36 PM
Author: Zombie-like smoky meetinghouse



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:59 PM
Author: fighting sex offender stage



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Date: August 8th, 2021 6:01 PM
Author: swashbuckling glassy chapel

HE’S A NIGGER!! HE’S A NIGGER!!!!!! HEEEEEEE’S AAAAA NIIIIIIIIGGGGEEERRRRRRRRR!!

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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:53 PM
Author: Amber resort mad-dog skullcap



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Date: August 8th, 2021 6:34 PM
Author: Aquamarine Slap-happy Heaven Mediation



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Date: August 8th, 2021 6:43 PM
Author: 180 school cafeteria deer antler

You’re not second invite worthy.

What does that mean?

I’m telling you George. It’s not enough to get the first invite. You gotta get the second invite after everyone complains about the first one.

How do you know I’m not second invite worthy?

Just look at you. You’re only getting one invite.

I’M GETTING THE SECOND INVITE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&forum_id=2#42917320)



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Date: August 8th, 2021 6:48 PM
Author: maniacal wrinkle

You suck at this, Rudolph

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Date: August 8th, 2021 10:41 PM
Author: exciting green temple



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Date: August 8th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Chestnut sanctuary macaca



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Date: August 8th, 2021 6:48 PM
Author: Hairraiser internet-worthy field

https://www.thedailybeast.com/larry-david-was-invited-then-uninvited-to-obamas-60th-birthday-bash-on-marthas-vineyard

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Date: August 8th, 2021 7:01 PM
Author: High-end patrolman

lool



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Date: August 8th, 2021 7:08 PM
Author: Concupiscible rough-skinned market friendly grandma



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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:52 PM
Author: rose contagious crotch

the whole world is flame. i fucking hate obama.

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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:55 PM
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Date: August 9th, 2021 1:14 AM
Author: Blathering wonderful range hissy fit



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Date: August 9th, 2021 4:48 AM
Author: Marvelous roast beef



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Date: August 9th, 2021 5:24 PM
Author: Chrome national



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Date: August 9th, 2021 5:36 PM
Author: Zombie-like smoky meetinghouse



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Date: August 8th, 2021 10:24 PM
Author: exciting green temple

Jerry gets disinvited and is told that it's due to COVID capacity restrictions. However, in the NY Post the day after the party, Jerry sees a photo of Kramer sitting at Jerry's original table assignment. Kramer tells him he was just there as a seat filler because they needed it for "symmetry" in the room. Jerry says this makes no sense, but Kramer just opines about symmetry.

Side story: Kramer becomes obsessed with trying to make the perfect flan "just like they served for dessert. You should have been there Jerry! It was amazing!" In doing so, he keeps setting off the building's smoke alarm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&forum_id=2#42918395)



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Date: August 8th, 2021 11:11 PM
Author: Trip Hall Liquid Oxygen



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Date: August 8th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: fighting sex offender stage



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Date: August 8th, 2021 11:35 PM
Author: Chestnut sanctuary macaca



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Date: August 9th, 2021 12:56 AM
Author: Aquamarine Slap-happy Heaven Mediation



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Date: August 9th, 2021 4:49 AM
Author: Marvelous roast beef



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Date: August 9th, 2021 5:37 PM
Author: Zombie-like smoky meetinghouse



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Date: August 8th, 2021 11:18 PM
Author: rose contagious crotch

jerry gets disinvited to obama's birthday party. the main plot involves jerry feigning agreement with reducing the size of the party because of concerns of the delta variant, while constantly being reminded of "lesser" celebrities retaining their initiation, particularly real house wives of atlanta star kim fields. throughout the episode the gang superficially reassures him that "things will pick up", but then noticing things like obama's 3rd grade gym teacher retaining an invitation.

b story involves george being rejected by a woman because of "delta concerns". he argues with her that it's fine as long as they use "protection", referring to having intercourse with a mask on but not using condoms, because "we're tested!" kramer, on the other hand, is a corona skpetic, but is adamant about using condoms, refusing to believe any degree of proof about a person's std status is sufficient to risk not using a condom. the episode concludes in the coffee shop, revealing george has contracting a benign but embarrassing std. kramer gloats about george's reliance on masks but not condoms, but ominously cannot taste the pastrami on rye he ordered.

the tertiary plot involves elaine downplaying the hysteria of the insurrection. although she is adamantly anti-trump, because she mildly doubted that the insurrection was a major threat to the country, she is increasingly branded a trump supporter, and becomes the office pariah. her office and employees turn against her. she increasingly displays more and more devotion to being anti-trump, but convinces no one. she is eventually contacted by the secret society of pro-trump employees. she is tempted to joining the pro-trump contingent because of handsome coworker she is interested in. the plot concludes with her giving a passionate speech about tolerance and against cancel culture, which is interrupted by the handsome trumper disavowing her and pledging his allegiance to the anti-trump employees, having used betraying elaine to rejoin the majority and convince the anti-trumpers of his devotion. at the conclusion of the episode at the coffee shop, the gang inquires about whether she is still "leading the resistance", and she says they all forgot about she created a new scapegoat by turned the mob against the handsome employee by saying he "made her uncomfortable". the gang laments how this is a new "get out of jail free card" for women, but elaine shrugs, sarcastically quipping "that sounds pretty anti-woman to me, fellas", prompting the rest of the gang to shift uncomfortably in their seats while mumbling platitudes about supporting feminism.

the final joke is kenny bania coming into the diner wearing a "44 at 60" hat. he gloats about what a great time he had and wonders why jerry wasn't there. he then mentions he spent some time alone in the hot tub "with a real hottie from atlanta". jerry claims he decided not to go because of delta, and bania says "what? there's nothing to worry about if you use protection". he notices kramer has slid his pastrami sandwich away, and asks if he's going to finish it. without waiting for a response he takes a huge bite, and immediately says, with his mouth full of sandwich "you know, the food at the vineyard has ruined me... i can't taste this thing at all". the gang looks at each other knowingly and the outro plays.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&forum_id=2#42918676)



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Date: August 8th, 2021 11:21 PM
Author: fighting sex offender stage



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Date: August 9th, 2021 1:03 AM
Author: rambunctious indirect expression

(the sound of one guy clapping...)

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Date: August 9th, 2021 5:55 AM
Author: Marvelous roast beef

tytyty

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Date: August 9th, 2021 7:15 AM
Author: Orchid Razzle Halford



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Date: August 9th, 2021 7:19 AM
Author: free-loading heady address elastic band



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Date: August 9th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Orchid Razzle Halford

Bumping this again because it’s very good

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Date: August 9th, 2021 9:19 AM
Author: shivering roommate



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Date: August 9th, 2021 9:34 AM
Author: chocolate double fault tanning salon

https://youtu.be/hOFYhpNS4Bs

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Date: August 9th, 2021 5:15 PM
Author: Excitant hominid

180

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Date: August 9th, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: big aqua set



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Date: August 9th, 2021 5:25 PM
Author: exciting green temple



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Date: August 9th, 2021 5:37 PM
Author: adventurous soggy library mood



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Date: August 9th, 2021 6:09 PM
Author: Zombie-like smoky meetinghouse

LOL tyft. ending was perfect.

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Date: September 21st, 2021 10:12 AM
Author: Cordovan insanely creepy pistol stage

Goddamn brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&forum_id=2#43151591)