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Seinfeld episode where they discuss why we lost in Afghanistan

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Date: August 13th, 2021 3:41 PM
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Date: August 14th, 2021 11:05 AM
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Date: August 13th, 2021 3:47 PM
Author: Mauve mind-boggling dingle berry

SCENE: Jerry's Apartment. Jerry is watching TV while Elaine stands in Jerry's kitchen eating a cookie.

Jerry: شګه به زموږ د دښمنانو په وینو سره سور شي. د خدای د جلال له لارې موږ کافرانو ته ماتې ورکړې. ایلین ، تاسو باید کور ته راستون شئ ترڅو د خپلې کورنۍ سره اوسئ او د ګناه دا ژوند پریږدئ.

Elaine: But I JUST got promoted by Mr. Peterman!

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Date: August 13th, 2021 4:37 PM
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Date: August 13th, 2021 4:42 PM
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Anybody can issue a fatwa! You have to keep the fatwa!

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Date: August 13th, 2021 5:45 PM
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Date: August 13th, 2021 4:27 PM
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"You know my friend Bob Saccamano used to sell mortars to the mujahideen?"

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Date: August 14th, 2021 11:04 AM
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Date: August 15th, 2021 8:48 AM
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Date: September 21st, 2021 10:07 AM
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Date: August 13th, 2021 4:40 PM
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Babu brings in some jihadi friends and kidnaps jerry. George (who has a crush on Jerry’s girlfriend) convinces himself he’s a good guy for “comforting” her.



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Date: August 14th, 2021 11:04 AM
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Date: August 13th, 2021 5:49 PM
Author: Spectacular Blood Rage

Jerry: "I can't believe we lost the war."

George: "We didn't lose. We _quit_. There's a big difference."

Jerry: "Quitting is losing."

George: "No it isn't, Jerry! Quitting means you're not going to play anymore."

Jerry: "...which means, you lose."

George: "It means the game is over! Null and void! No more to count! You leave, and you never look back!"

*buzzer*

Jerry: "Yeah?"

Elaine: "It's me."

Jerry: "So it's like a tie?"

George: "It's like a rainout! Before four and a half innings. If we play again, we start over, nothing nothing."

Jerry: "It's not a rainout. You can't create your own rainout."

George: "That's what happened when the sprinklers went off the Kingdome last year!"

*Elaine enters, huge rug over her shoulder*

Elaine: "Guys... I can't keep an Afghan in my apartment anymore. I just can't."

*Kramer waltzes in*

Kramer: "You giving that away?"

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Date: August 13th, 2021 7:00 PM
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Date: August 14th, 2021 11:20 AM
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Date: August 15th, 2021 8:49 AM
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Date: August 13th, 2021 7:04 PM
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we're going to need gunneratt in here

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Date: August 14th, 2021 11:05 AM
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Date: August 15th, 2021 8:50 AM
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Date: August 13th, 2021 9:08 PM
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Date: August 13th, 2021 10:15 PM
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Date: August 14th, 2021 10:52 AM
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Date: August 14th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Laughsome greedy laser beams

Elaine would probably have gotten some sort of offensive hijab into the J. Peterman catalog and now fears reprisal, especially when the ruling Taliban specifically request her presence for the final negotiations for Peterman's release (he was in Kabul and taken captive when the Taliban rolled in).

Elaine: Why would he go there, Jerry? Who goes to Kabul??

George: That's a funny name - Kabul!

Jerry: Kaboool!

George: Kaboooooool!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 11:04 AM
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Date: August 14th, 2021 11:06 AM
Author: Mauve mind-boggling dingle berry

While doing this, they are all watching TV and the screen cuts to a breaking news report on TV.

Reporter: "We are here with the Taliban leader who has made demands for releasing his American hostage, J. Peterman. Apparently, his sole demand is for the United States Postal Service to be closed throughout the entire period of Ramadan each year."

*screen pans to to Newman in ratty, ripped up postal uniform and Afghan pakol hat.

Reporter: "You say your name is Newman Al-Manhattan, correct?"

Jerry, watching the TV: "NEWMAN!"

*bass riff*



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Date: August 14th, 2021 11:07 AM
Author: deep round eye

Lmao, tyft

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Date: August 14th, 2021 11:08 AM
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Date: August 14th, 2021 11:24 AM
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Date: August 14th, 2021 2:08 PM
Author: stubborn pocket flask stage

humorous take in an otherwise serious thread

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Date: August 15th, 2021 8:51 AM
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Date: August 17th, 2021 3:14 PM
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Date: August 14th, 2021 4:26 PM
Author: Mauve mind-boggling dingle berry



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Date: August 15th, 2021 8:42 AM
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Date: August 17th, 2021 2:50 PM
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Date: August 17th, 2021 2:55 PM
Author: Laughsome greedy laser beams

A couple of episodes later, Kramerica Industries sponsors a refugee, thereby landing Kramer with a literal manservant. George would attempt the same, via Vandelay Industries or The Human Fund, with disastrous results.

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Date: August 17th, 2021 3:06 PM
Author: self-absorbed becky plaza

George: "How could this happen, Jerry? He was supposed to be MY manservant, but now I'm HIS manservant!"

Jerry: "That's what's so crazy about all this!"

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Date: August 17th, 2021 3:09 PM
Author: crimson stirring shrine wagecucks

This is some of the most normie humor ITT I've seen on xo in years.

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