Don’t post ITT if you haven’t cum in Stalin’s butt
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Date: September 16th, 2021 8:03 PM Author: Duck-like Marketing Idea
Fortunately, the grave is quite easy to find. It would have been nearly impossible to fuck Stalin in the ass if he were still in his mausoleum (this is why Lenin's anus still eludes me), but digging up a grave or two at night is no problem. There are Red Army guards patrolling the area, but I have Sneak at 100 and don't reek of vodka, so they probably thought I'm a cat or something. Anyway, a good shovel saves the day, as they say. Got there at around midnight and had the coffin opened by 3:30am. Always have to wear a gas mask while doing the deed, since the smell is not something for the faint-hearted. His butt was still tight - a pleasant surprise! It must be something they feed'em in Georgia. Anyway, I came three or four times, and then I felt quite exhausted. Didn't even shoot a load in the crumbling remains of his mouth. Put on my pants and headed right on home.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4923281&forum_id=2#43128392) |
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