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Redditors in Baltimore and other shitholes live in fear of "squeegee boys"

As far as I can tell, "squeegee boys" are violent ...
Cordovan dopamine
  09/20/21
This has been going on since the late 80s
infuriating heady business firm
  09/20/21
No, it used to be Squeegee Men who were a minor annoyance bu...
at-the-ready startling regret
  09/20/21
Cleopatra_bones · 4d (not a squeegee apologist) ...
Cordovan dopamine
  09/20/21
because you got agro? what is agro?
diverse mauve legend
  09/20/21
Aggressive. So what she is saying, they washed your windshi...
bespoke provocative philosopher-king
  06/15/22
Sometimes it pays to have the tank of your group pull aggro ...
milky rehab
  06/15/22
ty Cleopatra_bones
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pearly community account national
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appetizing piazza
  09/20/21
did he pronounce "vidnavishunu" properly?
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jet-lagged people who are hurt jewess
  09/20/21
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thiruvendran_Vignarajah
Glittery crusty public bath
  09/21/21
looks kinda nig. also, ljl at his sister https://foxba...
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glassy sound barrier
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Cordovan dopamine
  09/21/21
A can of bear spray fits perfectly in the cupholder in my do...
Glittery crusty public bath
  09/20/21
Absolutely hilarious, thank you for letting me know about th...
Pink hairy legs
  09/20/21
just a few more years of voting bloo no matter whooo and the...
jet-lagged people who are hurt jewess
  09/20/21
https://www.reddit.com/r/baltimore/comments/jz0hmw/squeegee_...
Cordovan dopamine
  09/21/21
level 2 ppw23 · 10m A friend of mine was hit in...
Cordovan dopamine
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btzu88 · 10m I've only had bad experiences with th...
Cordovan dopamine
  09/21/21
z3mcs MOD Moderator Achievement · 10m Baltimore ...
Cordovan dopamine
  09/21/21
Lol this has worked out really well. I think the mayor order...
appetizing piazza
  06/05/23
First person video experience of being a shitlib driving aro...
Cordovan dopamine
  09/21/21
Atlanta has a similar trend called "Water Boys," w...
bossy fat ankles
  09/21/21
based opinion
Cordovan dopamine
  09/21/21
120 Subreddit Icon r/baltimore •Posted byu/finster...
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Cordovan dopamine
  06/15/22
loling at "try to rape you"
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Bright Nighttime Idea He Suggested
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XO 2002: I want to make tons of money working at Skadden! ...
Outnumbered pistol
  06/15/22
squeegee boy OCI is surprisingly difficult actually
Cordovan dopamine
  06/15/22
cr, there are a lot of dances
bespoke provocative philosopher-king
  06/15/22
OCI Interview Questions: 1. Do you like watermelon? ...
Outnumbered pistol
  06/15/22
Back in 2009, my gf and I had just watched all of the Wire a...
bespoke provocative philosopher-king
  06/15/22
Didn't the Black Dragon Show warn you about Baltimore?
Cordovan dopamine
  06/15/22
I don't know what you're referring to.
bespoke provocative philosopher-king
  06/15/22
Did you just think the Wire was fantasy TV? What were you ex...
Cordovan dopamine
  06/15/22
I expected streets as friendly and welcoming as I had seen o...
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Date: September 20th, 2021 11:09 AM
Author: Cordovan dopamine

As far as I can tell, "squeegee boys" are violent buckwild pickanniny children who provide the "service" of dousing your $90k BMW's windshield with paint-stripping "soap" without your permission while you're stopped at a stoplight. They then demand payment - CASH ONLY, NIGGA! - and if you refuse, they either break your windshield wipers, violently beat you/your car, or try to rape you. It is the most third world phenomenon I've ever heard of, and it exists in major American cities. Real clown world shit.

Exempli gratia from /r/Baltimore:

https://www.reddit.com/r/baltimore/comments/pplr43/usually_squeegee_boys_politely_leave_when_i_tell/

r/baltimore

•Posted byu/lizlemon123456789

Usually squeegee boys politely leave when I tell them no…today one tried to break my windshield wiper

The replies to that thread are a veritable xo feast of lib insanity and delusion and excuses for these monkeyshines.

Something about this phenomenon really captivates me. The thought of these BLM #GeorgeFloyd libs being harrassed by negro children as they commute to and from their non-profit shitjobs is pure, uncut schadenfreude.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925765&forum_id=2#43145903)



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Date: September 20th, 2021 11:15 AM
Author: infuriating heady business firm

This has been going on since the late 80s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925765&forum_id=2#43145930)



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Date: September 20th, 2021 11:18 AM
Author: at-the-ready startling regret

No, it used to be Squeegee Men who were a minor annoyance but kind of entertaining to a kid in the 80s. These "squeegee boys" seem to be much more buckwild.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925765&forum_id=2#43145942)



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Date: September 20th, 2021 11:15 AM
Author: Cordovan dopamine

Cleopatra_bones

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4d

(not a squeegee apologist)

These kids are just trying to make a buck. They are generally polite when you don't have a buck to offer for their efforts. When they pull that shit about trying to break a wiper they're bluffing. They know how wipers work, wipers have an elbow. They're just making things inconvenient for you because you got agro. Deal with it.

I live mostly cashless just to have an excuse for when the muggers decide to make me a target. Bmore city life just be like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925765&forum_id=2#43145933)



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Date: September 20th, 2021 11:20 AM
Author: diverse mauve legend

because you got agro? what is agro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925765&forum_id=2#43145951)



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Date: June 15th, 2022 12:58 PM
Author: bespoke provocative philosopher-king

Aggressive. So what she is saying, they washed your windshield unsolicited, and you said "I don't have any money" and they said, "I'm gonna break your windshield" this was your fault for being aggressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925765&forum_id=2#44688235)



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Date: June 15th, 2022 1:09 PM
Author: milky rehab

Sometimes it pays to have the tank of your group pull aggro so that your highest DPS builds can deal with the squeegeeboi trashmob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925765&forum_id=2#44688304)



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Date: September 20th, 2021 12:08 PM
Author: Charismatic hominid psychic

ty Cleopatra_bones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925765&forum_id=2#43146226)



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Date: September 20th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: pearly community account national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925765&forum_id=2#43145934)



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Date: September 20th, 2021 11:18 AM
Author: appetizing piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925765&forum_id=2#43145943)



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Date: September 20th, 2021 11:21 AM
Author: Irradiated pit quadroon

did he pronounce "vidnavishunu" properly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925765&forum_id=2#43145957)



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Date: September 20th, 2021 11:56 AM
Author: Azure High-end Crotch Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925765&forum_id=2#43146142)



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Date: September 20th, 2021 12:07 PM
Author: glassy sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925765&forum_id=2#43146219)



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Date: September 20th, 2021 12:08 PM
Author: Charismatic hominid psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925765&forum_id=2#43146228)



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Date: September 20th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author: Walnut arousing juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925765&forum_id=2#43146237)



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Date: September 20th, 2021 12:20 PM
Author: jet-lagged people who are hurt jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925765&forum_id=2#43146273)



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Date: September 21st, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: Glittery crusty public bath

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thiruvendran_Vignarajah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925765&forum_id=2#43150718)



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Date: June 15th, 2022 1:12 PM
Author: Cracking Brindle Hall Sandwich

looks kinda nig.

also, ljl at his sister

https://foxbaltimore.com/resources/media2/16x9/full/1015/center/80/c133213e-5074-44c6-918b-eed105d9e432-large16x9_Untitled.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925765&forum_id=2#44688327)



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Date: September 21st, 2021 8:57 AM
Author: appetizing piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925765&forum_id=2#43151337)



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Date: September 21st, 2021 9:15 AM
Author: erotic impertinent foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925765&forum_id=2#43151401)



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Date: June 15th, 2022 12:56 PM
Author: bespoke provocative philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925765&forum_id=2#44688221)



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Date: September 20th, 2021 11:23 AM
Author: glassy sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925765&forum_id=2#43145970)



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Date: September 21st, 2021 9:32 AM
Author: Cordovan dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925765&forum_id=2#43151448)



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Date: September 20th, 2021 12:14 PM
Author: Glittery crusty public bath

A can of bear spray fits perfectly in the cupholder in my door. The cr move might be to crack the window and fog up the intersection as you peel away.

The best place to this in Baltimore is probably this intersection:

https://www.google.com/maps/place/128+W+North+Ave,+Baltimore,+MD+21201/@39.3111193,-76.6192887,3a,75y,110.18h,83.61t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sjdve8kzcoS-Rq2eEvuTwdQ!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fpanoid%3Djdve8kzcoS-Rq2eEvuTwdQ%26cb_client%3Dsearch.gws-prod.gps%26w%3D86%26h%3D86%26yaw%3D22.57749%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i16384!8i8192!4m13!1m7!3m6!1s0x89c803aed6f483b7:0x44896a84223e758!2sBaltimore,+MD!3b1!8m2!3d39.2903848!4d-76.6121893!3m4!1s0x89c804c0333cb2b1:0xcd4d59841f84eadf!8m2!3d39.3114057!4d-76.6191291

You would want to be heading westbound on North Ave (where the Honda and the Chevy Pickup are stopped), since you can fly over the bridge and be on 83 in no time. Southbound on Howard works too but I don't know if squeegee boys ever hit that side of the intersection. You could come up north bound on Howard, roll down your window and fog up the dudes squeegeeing cars headed west on North Ave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925765&forum_id=2#43146248)



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Date: September 20th, 2021 12:19 PM
Author: Pink hairy legs

Absolutely hilarious, thank you for letting me know about this phenomenon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925765&forum_id=2#43146267)



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Date: September 20th, 2021 12:20 PM
Author: jet-lagged people who are hurt jewess

just a few more years of voting bloo no matter whooo and these problems will be solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925765&forum_id=2#43146281)



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Date: September 21st, 2021 9:04 AM
Author: Cordovan dopamine

https://www.reddit.com/r/baltimore/comments/jz0hmw/squeegee_boys_just_beat_up_my_car_to_beg_for/

r/baltimore

•Posted byu/ThusSpokeZara

10 months ago

Squeegee boys just beat up my car to beg for money and then screamed and laughed at my husband and me (m) for being “faggots”

SQUEEGEE

I’m getting really sick and tired of putting up with this city. I can’t wait to move out of here. Sorry, I just needed to vent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925765&forum_id=2#43151356)



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Date: September 21st, 2021 9:05 AM
Author: Cordovan dopamine

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ppw23

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10m

A friend of mine was hit in the back of his head with a squeegee at that same intersection. He was in a convertible and ask that they not wash his windshield, so they hit him pretty hard. Between them and the dirtbike racers on Sundays that ride with about 100 other people, all hitting cars with their fist if you dare pull into the intersection while they've commandeered the streets, the city isn't a good idea on weekends. Sorry, you were harassed, but I'm grateful you’re both ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925765&forum_id=2#43151360)



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Date: September 21st, 2021 9:06 AM
Author: Cordovan dopamine

btzu88

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10m

I've only had bad experiences with the squeegee boys (actually men in most cases). They intimidate and don't take no for an answer. One time I gave in and paid them after they wouldn't take no for an answer and they had the nerve to badger me for more money because it was their "birthday." Most of these guys are bullies if not outright criminals. And before anyone goes off on me, I'm as liberal as they come and you also don't know what race I am, so don't try that one either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925765&forum_id=2#43151367)



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Date: September 21st, 2021 9:09 AM
Author: Cordovan dopamine

z3mcs

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10m

Baltimore City

I’m getting really sick and tired of putting up with this city. I can’t wait to move out of here. Sorry, I just needed to vent.

I'm so sorry. People can be really shitty in this world, and in this city. Luckily as you see, there are also a lot of really nice people in this world and in this city, who are sorry you went through this and are here to say fuck those rude and homophobic people. A lot of us are sick of them being a problem. I'm hoping our new Mayor, who takes office next month, will put the city on a better path. He has humble beginnings and has a great attitude toward them, which is compassionate yet firm at the same time. There hasn't been anybody like him who has been mayor, in decades. Again, I'm sorry this happened to you. I hope you stay in Baltimore! If you decide to leave, best of luck to you and your husband!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925765&forum_id=2#43151377)



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Date: June 5th, 2023 8:26 AM
Author: appetizing piazza

Lol this has worked out really well. I think the mayor ordered law enforcement to let the squeegee boys slide and let do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925765&forum_id=2#46391037)



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Date: September 21st, 2021 9:11 AM
Author: Cordovan dopamine

First person video experience of being a shitlib driving around in 3rd world Baltimore and getting harrassed by a gang of "squeegee boys" lma0:

https://www.reddit.com/r/baltimore/comments/ijsna4/when_is_enough_enough_squeegee_kid_hits_my/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925765&forum_id=2#43151383)



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Date: September 21st, 2021 9:12 AM
Author: bossy fat ankles

Atlanta has a similar trend called "Water Boys," where these mobs of kids sell water and gatorade at stop lights. They constantly harass women, at times attack cars at red lights, etc.

Here is one Atlanta resident's opinion of them:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ot6hSP8hCps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925765&forum_id=2#43151389)



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Date: September 21st, 2021 9:16 AM
Author: Cordovan dopamine

based opinion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925765&forum_id=2#43151405)



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Date: September 21st, 2021 9:14 AM
Author: Cordovan dopamine

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•Posted byu/finsterallen

2 years ago

'Squeegee' teen steals bike worth thousands from driver at Baltimore red light

https://www.reddit.com/r/baltimore/comments/ek1g64/squeegee_teen_steals_bike_worth_thousands_from/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925765&forum_id=2#43151398)



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Date: June 15th, 2022 12:55 PM
Author: Cordovan dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925765&forum_id=2#44688208)



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Date: June 15th, 2022 12:55 PM
Author: bespoke provocative philosopher-king

loling at "try to rape you"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925765&forum_id=2#44688217)



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Date: June 15th, 2022 1:46 PM
Author: Bright Nighttime Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925765&forum_id=2#44688534)



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Date: June 15th, 2022 1:01 PM
Author: Outnumbered pistol

XO 2002: I want to make tons of money working at Skadden!

XO 2022: You can still make it breh, just become a squeegee boy!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925765&forum_id=2#44688252)



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Date: June 15th, 2022 1:02 PM
Author: Cordovan dopamine

squeegee boy OCI is surprisingly difficult actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925765&forum_id=2#44688263)



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Date: June 15th, 2022 1:06 PM
Author: bespoke provocative philosopher-king

cr, there are a lot of dances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925765&forum_id=2#44688293)



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Date: June 15th, 2022 1:06 PM
Author: Outnumbered pistol

OCI Interview Questions:

1. Do you like watermelon?

2. How about fried chicken?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925765&forum_id=2#44688294)



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Date: June 15th, 2022 1:06 PM
Author: bespoke provocative philosopher-king

Back in 2009, my gf and I had just watched all of the Wire and happened to be in Baltimore for a baseball game. So we ate at the wharf and had a great time, and as we're about to leave we start recognizing street names.

It was a beautiful day in the summer and 4 p.m. and I had the bright idea, "Let's drive through West Baltimore."

It only took a few minutes before we were out of Downtown and within 30 seconds of getting to an intersection in West Baltimore we were peeling out trying to find a freeway. 10-year-olds holding cash and drugs were banging on the window.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925765&forum_id=2#44688289)



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Date: June 15th, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: Cordovan dopamine

Didn't the Black Dragon Show warn you about Baltimore?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925765&forum_id=2#44688295)



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Date: June 15th, 2022 1:45 PM
Author: bespoke provocative philosopher-king

I don't know what you're referring to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925765&forum_id=2#44688522)



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Date: June 15th, 2022 1:47 PM
Author: Cordovan dopamine

Did you just think the Wire was fantasy TV? What were you expecting to find in the Baltimore ghettos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925765&forum_id=2#44688544)



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Date: June 15th, 2022 1:52 PM
Author: bespoke provocative philosopher-king

I expected streets as friendly and welcoming as I had seen on the television program "The Wire". They were way, way off. Absolutely zero lovable ruffians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925765&forum_id=2#44688579)



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Date: June 5th, 2023 7:47 AM
Author: aggressive aquamarine parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925765&forum_id=2#46390961)