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How did CSLG learn how to litigate straight out of law school?

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big-titted stage sound barrier
  09/28/21
jew
Flatulent Spot Boistinker
  09/28/21
hes obviously really smart, and it's not rocket science
Aphrodisiac Peach Public Bath
  09/28/21
You need experience though. I’m a litigator and a 5th ...
big-titted stage sound barrier
  09/28/21
You really don't.
glittery potus dysfunction
  09/28/21
I don’t need experience or I don’t know shit?
big-titted stage sound barrier
  09/28/21
Need experience.
glittery potus dysfunction
  09/28/21
you even assuming the negative intent needed for the latter ...
Aphrodisiac Peach Public Bath
  09/28/21
tons of stories of people hanging a shingle right out lolsch...
thriller flesh boiling water school cafeteria
  09/28/21
Some of the richest lawyers in Texas, if not the richest (Bu...
glittery potus dysfunction
  09/28/21
almost all of the most highly successful people in the world...
thriller flesh boiling water school cafeteria
  09/28/21
that's me right now and its scary
House-broken doctorate
  09/28/21
https://vimeo.com/417365960
sticky national
  09/28/21
that dillon musician is crazy talented and his vids are surr...
Razzle Embarrassed To The Bone Jewess
  09/28/21
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at-the-ready plum box office
  09/28/21
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Nudist Translucent Pervert Set
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Motley ultramarine base
  09/28/21
I think I made 1.2 million net my 5th year out of law school...
exciting mewling church turdskin
  09/28/21
Come on man all this signals is that you got pissed at the r...
at-the-ready plum box office
  09/28/21
Biglaw firms are really good at making their associates feel...
Multi-colored Chartreuse Degenerate Resort
  09/28/21
Credited. I hate all that fiddle futzing around. Just get it...
at-the-ready plum box office
  09/28/21
Cr. If you want to litigate, chasing prestige is one of the ...
Magical Infuriating Theater Stain
  09/28/21
cr. he was editor of a T15 law review
shimmering pontificating goal in life locus
  09/28/21
he had a mentor
godawful navy national security agency lodge
  09/28/21
Who? Harrison Barnes? Lmao
big-titted stage sound barrier
  09/28/21
yes, harrison barnes, known cocaine abuser
wine arrogant orchestra pit chad
  09/28/21
he's more a salesman than a lawyer hth
supple cruel-hearted headpube station
  09/28/21
Some are just born with it.
Ocher vivacious jew theatre
  09/28/21
Not to suck the guy's dick, but he's smart (he was top of hi...
Bearded Stead International Law Enforcement Agency
  09/28/21
it's not really a litigation practice bro it's a marketing p...
Adulterous Pisswyrm Sweet Tailpipe
  09/28/21
Yeah but art he end of the day u need to be able to litigate...
big-titted stage sound barrier
  09/28/21
lol have you ever seen what goes on in state court bro? if ...
Adulterous Pisswyrm Sweet Tailpipe
  09/28/21
this. seeing the quality of your average shitlawyer is al...
thriller flesh boiling water school cafeteria
  09/28/21
Don’t you sometimes go up against biglaw firms (eg TTs...
big-titted stage sound barrier
  09/28/21
The big firms are even worse at litigation than the shit def...
exciting mewling church turdskin
  09/29/21
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low-t flirting coldplay fan
  09/28/21
He's Jewish
violet old irish cottage
  09/28/21
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French Concupiscible Multi-billionaire
  09/28/21
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Mustard piazza
  09/28/21
He's and industry plant
Orange Karate Property
  09/28/21
Straight Outta Law School
Vermilion hot area
  09/28/21
relevant to my interests
razzle-dazzle range
  09/28/21
Dog bite cases require specialist knowledge.
Laughsome Spruce Hell
  09/28/21
Lol no they dont. I settled one for 450k and another for 300...
exciting mewling church turdskin
  09/28/21
My only dog bite case I settled for $850k.
confused circlehead corn cake
  09/28/21
That’s not dog bite that’s dog eat.
ruddy fat ankles state
  09/28/21
WTF man I thought only chandler gets those cases.
Laughsome Spruce Hell
  09/28/21
180
stimulating roast beef senate
  09/28/21
Were you involved with the Alex Trebek dog case?
Dashing insane dilemma
  09/29/21
No idea what you're talking about.
exciting mewling church turdskin
  09/29/21
he litigates?
metal slimy deer antler corner
  09/28/21
yea i thought he just sent demand letters and took/defended ...
wine arrogant orchestra pit chad
  09/29/21
I don't defend depos ever anymore. I have people to do those...
exciting mewling church turdskin
  09/29/21
I have like 250 cases in litigation, brother.
exciting mewling church turdskin
  09/29/21
if he has a bunch of good cases, most of the time they're go...
arousing brass organic girlfriend cuckoldry
  09/28/21
Dont you need experience to “issue spot” and ide...
big-titted stage sound barrier
  09/28/21
are you flame? in PI you just need someone who got seriousl...
arousing brass organic girlfriend cuckoldry
  09/28/21
It would probably help if lolschools taught their students h...
Light site coffee pot
  09/28/21


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Date: September 28th, 2021 1:00 PM
Author: big-titted stage sound barrier



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Date: September 28th, 2021 1:01 PM
Author: Flatulent Spot Boistinker

jew

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Date: September 28th, 2021 1:02 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Peach Public Bath

hes obviously really smart, and it's not rocket science

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43190932)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 1:37 PM
Author: big-titted stage sound barrier

You need experience though. I’m a litigator and a 5th year and feel like I don’t know shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43191102)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 1:54 PM
Author: glittery potus dysfunction

You really don't.

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Date: September 28th, 2021 1:57 PM
Author: big-titted stage sound barrier

I don’t need experience or I don’t know shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43191257)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: glittery potus dysfunction

Need experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43192425)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 6:57 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Peach Public Bath

you even assuming the negative intent needed for the latter interpretation is telling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43192773)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 2:38 PM
Author: thriller flesh boiling water school cafeteria

tons of stories of people hanging a shingle right out lolschool and maeking it.

you're always going to feel like you don't know shit. it's terrifying. you gotta get over that though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43191471)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 5:37 PM
Author: glittery potus dysfunction

Some of the richest lawyers in Texas, if not the richest (Buzbee, and Arnold & Itkin) all spent less than a year a Susman before saying fuck it and flying solo. I can't imagine they learned much about PI work in six months at Susman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43192447)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 5:56 PM
Author: thriller flesh boiling water school cafeteria

almost all of the most highly successful people in the world just said "fuck it, i'll figure it out as i go". i think this is especially true with lolyers since so many of us our risk adverse cucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43192546)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 5:58 PM
Author: House-broken doctorate

that's me right now and its scary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43192560)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 6:00 PM
Author: sticky national

https://vimeo.com/417365960

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43192566)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 10:06 PM
Author: Razzle Embarrassed To The Bone Jewess

that dillon musician is crazy talented and his vids are surreal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43193652)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 10:20 PM
Author: at-the-ready plum box office



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Date: September 28th, 2021 9:36 PM
Author: Nudist Translucent Pervert Set



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Date: September 28th, 2021 10:22 PM
Author: Motley ultramarine base



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Date: September 28th, 2021 5:58 PM
Author: exciting mewling church turdskin

I think I made 1.2 million net my 5th year out of law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43192554)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 10:22 PM
Author: at-the-ready plum box office

Come on man all this signals is that you got pissed at the random biglaw partner on here who called you trash and pointed out that he made more than a million a year. Why do you need to respond to that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43193748)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 10:16 PM
Author: Multi-colored Chartreuse Degenerate Resort

Biglaw firms are really good at making their associates feel like shit and making easy tasks seem impossible. Nothing is actually that difficult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43193713)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 10:21 PM
Author: at-the-ready plum box office

Credited. I hate all that fiddle futzing around. Just get it done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43193741)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 10:24 PM
Author: Magical Infuriating Theater Stain

Cr. If you want to litigate, chasing prestige is one of the stupidest things you can do. T14, Law review, biglaw, AUSA, clerkship etc. - none of that shit matters. You should have the smarts to do all of that but don't actually do it. Find a good shitlaw mentor and off you go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43193755)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 9:17 PM
Author: shimmering pontificating goal in life locus

cr. he was editor of a T15 law review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43193399)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 1:09 PM
Author: godawful navy national security agency lodge

he had a mentor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43190967)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 1:37 PM
Author: big-titted stage sound barrier

Who? Harrison Barnes? Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43191104)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 2:39 PM
Author: wine arrogant orchestra pit chad

yes, harrison barnes, known cocaine abuser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43191482)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 1:37 PM
Author: supple cruel-hearted headpube station

he's more a salesman than a lawyer hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43191106)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 1:38 PM
Author: Ocher vivacious jew theatre

Some are just born with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43191113)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 1:43 PM
Author: Bearded Stead International Law Enforcement Agency

Not to suck the guy's dick, but he's smart (he was top of his class at like UT or UCLA or something) and bold and creative (the bulk of the uncertainty young lawyers feel about the way things work is them being too big of a pussy to just go and do what they think should be the way to do it -- sometimes you get laughed at and have to go back and do shit the way everyone else does it; other times you can invent a better way).

As much as he talks about networking (which is obviously important) and implies that it's all about being a super-extrovert, I don't think that's true at all. I know some truly weird dudes -- scrawny little bespectacled fucks who Street Clients viscerally hate -- who nonetheless do great business by just putting themselves out there again and again, even though they have no natural skill whatsoever at it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43191148)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 1:45 PM
Author: Adulterous Pisswyrm Sweet Tailpipe

it's not really a litigation practice bro it's a marketing practice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43191170)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 1:53 PM
Author: big-titted stage sound barrier

Yeah but art he end of the day u need to be able to litigate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43191214)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 1:54 PM
Author: Adulterous Pisswyrm Sweet Tailpipe

lol have you ever seen what goes on in state court bro? if you have an IQ over 110 and have actually read anything in the file you're golden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43191229)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 2:37 PM
Author: thriller flesh boiling water school cafeteria

this.

seeing the quality of your average shitlawyer is all you need to see to know you'll maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43191467)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 6:41 PM
Author: big-titted stage sound barrier

Don’t you sometimes go up against biglaw firms (eg TTs old firm)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43192711)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 1:29 AM
Author: exciting mewling church turdskin

The big firms are even worse at litigation than the shit defense firms. I love going up against big firms. Once they get their billing in, they overpay through the nose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43194532)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 1:58 PM
Author: low-t flirting coldplay fan



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Date: September 28th, 2021 2:00 PM
Author: violet old irish cottage

He's Jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43191268)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 2:32 PM
Author: French Concupiscible Multi-billionaire



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Date: September 28th, 2021 2:37 PM
Author: Mustard piazza



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Date: September 28th, 2021 2:01 PM
Author: Orange Karate Property

He's and industry plant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43191273)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 6:07 PM
Author: Vermilion hot area

Straight Outta Law School

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43192594)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 6:59 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle range

relevant to my interests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43192783)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 9:16 PM
Author: Laughsome Spruce Hell

Dog bite cases require specialist knowledge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43193396)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 9:35 PM
Author: exciting mewling church turdskin

Lol no they dont. I settled one for 450k and another for 300k last year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43193499)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 10:22 PM
Author: confused circlehead corn cake

My only dog bite case I settled for $850k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43193749)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 10:24 PM
Author: ruddy fat ankles state

That’s not dog bite that’s dog eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43193757)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 10:27 PM
Author: Laughsome Spruce Hell

WTF man I thought only chandler gets those cases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43193774)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 11:00 PM
Author: stimulating roast beef senate

180

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:51 AM
Author: Dashing insane dilemma

Were you involved with the Alex Trebek dog case?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43194650)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 10:28 AM
Author: exciting mewling church turdskin

No idea what you're talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43195365)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 10:07 PM
Author: metal slimy deer antler corner

he litigates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43193660)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 8:43 AM
Author: wine arrogant orchestra pit chad

yea i thought he just sent demand letters and took/defended depositions here and there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43194999)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 8:52 AM
Author: exciting mewling church turdskin

I don't defend depos ever anymore. I have people to do those things. I take them once in a blue moon because they are fun. But prior to being as big I did everything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43195014)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 8:51 AM
Author: exciting mewling church turdskin

I have like 250 cases in litigation, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43195011)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 10:30 PM
Author: arousing brass organic girlfriend cuckoldry

if he has a bunch of good cases, most of the time they're gonna settle or result in him getting paid. maybe he needed to cut in somebody for expertise at the beginning, but maybe not. getting the phone calls is the tough part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43193796)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 10:48 PM
Author: big-titted stage sound barrier

Dont you need experience to “issue spot” and identify good cases?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43193911)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 11:01 PM
Author: arousing brass organic girlfriend cuckoldry

are you flame? in PI you just need someone who got seriously hurt and you can usually figure out somebody to sue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43193994)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 10:59 PM
Author: Light site coffee pot

It would probably help if lolschools taught their students how to practice law but that would make too much sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43193983)