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52 yo Jennifer Aniston: "Its time to get serious about dating!"

https://pagesix.com/2021/09/28/jennifer-aniston-is-ready-to-...
blathering aromatic ladyboy
  09/28/21
Sad
coral irradiated orchestra pit son of senegal
  09/28/21
shitlibs expand by indoctrination not shitting out kids as i...
Amethyst Sickened Rigpig Tanning Salon
  09/28/21
it really is though! think of how lonely this woman must be
costumed internal respiration
  09/28/21
5’10
supple church coffee pot
  09/28/21
She still SMV mogs everyone on the bort. Lena Dunham does fo...
trip silver meetinghouse dog poop
  09/28/21
true but what does that even mean, there are mildly pretty 2...
180 Senate
  09/29/21
Lena Dunham is legit going to lose a leg or go blind from di...
Ruby provocative locale jap
  09/29/21
No Games!
grizzly bearded patrolman
  09/28/21
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effete national
  09/28/21
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swollen free-loading therapy office
  09/28/21
No Hookups!
mildly autistic orchid famous landscape painting antidepressant drug
  09/28/21
Wonder how she looks naked.
rusted at-the-ready institution
  09/28/21
Better than 80% of women half her age
Marvelous tantric gas station
  09/28/21
Wish we could see.
rusted at-the-ready institution
  09/28/21
If I May, 80% wtf? More like 97%
cordovan stubborn forum rigor
  09/29/21
"Jennifer Aniston shared that she is ready to be back i...
Transparent Electric Market Associate
  09/28/21
shes been engaged like 9 times. clearly something is wrong. ...
Geriatric amber queen of the night cruise ship
  09/28/21
lawdy
Transparent Electric Market Associate
  09/28/21
Greek trash like hella theo
Claret titillating juggernaut
  09/28/21
i would date her butthole at least once, maybe twice
Light Macaca Gay Wizard
  09/28/21
"“The ease at which the conversation flows the fi...
soul-stirring depressive
  09/28/21
Flame right? i didn't read past the first para
Transparent Electric Market Associate
  09/28/21
Flame? Come on, she's 52 and single.
soul-stirring depressive
  09/28/21
JFC @ this birdbrain logic. Let's tally up the requirements...
mildly autistic orchid famous landscape painting antidepressant drug
  09/28/21
this poa actually made me LOL
soul-stirring depressive
  09/28/21
death to america
Transparent Electric Market Associate
  09/28/21
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swollen free-loading therapy office
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trip silver meetinghouse dog poop
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costumed internal respiration
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Geriatric amber queen of the night cruise ship
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floppy ebony dragon electric furnace
  09/28/21
you mad@ free markets bro? your kind's very existence create...
haunting laser beams
  09/28/21
? No and I don't have a kind
mildly autistic orchid famous landscape painting antidepressant drug
  09/29/21
More important point is that these are just the requirements...
Offensive Vigorous Station Idea He Suggested
  09/29/21
CR-- strong chance that the guy has to be at least close to ...
mildly autistic orchid famous landscape painting antidepressant drug
  09/29/21
how many of these attractive very successful men want to tel...
180 Senate
  09/29/21
...
Glittery pit
  09/29/21
Reminder: fat dood from counting crows hit that at its peak....
laughsome toaster
  09/28/21
hehe
Ruby provocative locale jap
  09/29/21
She must think her Friends fame and that stuff makes her a p...
180 Senate
  09/29/21
(cont) wikipedia'd her and apparently she's rich as fuck bu...
180 Senate
  09/29/21
Didn’t she marry that guy from American Psycho and Mul...
slippery exciting bawdyhouse potus
  09/29/21
She's on divorce numero 9.
scarlet bisexual whorehouse hairy legs
  09/29/21
jfc she must be a nightmare to live with.
slippery exciting bawdyhouse potus
  09/29/21
That's nothing (lonely hunter tp)
scarlet bisexual whorehouse hairy legs
  09/29/21
yeah, she's jewish
Glittery pit
  09/29/21
She isn’t. Way too attractive to be Jewish.
slippery exciting bawdyhouse potus
  09/29/21
...
scarlet bisexual whorehouse hairy legs
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Plum violent blood rage parlor
  09/29/21
She's been married only twice.
rusted at-the-ready institution
  09/29/21
Imagine settling down with Brad Pitt's sloppy, blown out sec...
awkward sienna ratface
  09/29/21


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Date: September 28th, 2021 4:04 PM
Author: blathering aromatic ladyboy

https://pagesix.com/2021/09/28/jennifer-aniston-is-ready-to-be-in-a-relationship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43191978)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 4:04 PM
Author: coral irradiated orchestra pit son of senegal

Sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43191980)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 4:05 PM
Author: Amethyst Sickened Rigpig Tanning Salon

shitlibs expand by indoctrination not shitting out kids as it is a death cult. 5'4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43191986)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 4:09 PM
Author: costumed internal respiration

it really is though! think of how lonely this woman must be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43192011)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: supple church coffee pot

5’10

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43193440)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 4:09 PM
Author: trip silver meetinghouse dog poop

She still SMV mogs everyone on the bort. Lena Dunham does for that matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43192014)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 9:21 AM
Author: 180 Senate

true but what does that even mean, there are mildly pretty 20 year old girls who are more likely to find a good mate than her. this is multidimensional shit it cant be just ta-da here's your smv rank neatly ordered against all men or women

for example if you're some very culturally loyal mexican chick who won't date out of her race no faggy lawyer making 6 figures will beat a beefy lowrider cholo. or maybe once in a while but 9 times out of 10, cholo > you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43195096)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 9:21 AM
Author: Ruby provocative locale jap

Lena Dunham is legit going to lose a leg or go blind from diabetes

she is REALLY fat for only being 35

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43195098)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 4:22 PM
Author: grizzly bearded patrolman

No Games!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43192079)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 4:37 PM
Author: effete national



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Date: September 28th, 2021 4:43 PM
Author: swollen free-loading therapy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43192181)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 9:16 PM
Author: mildly autistic orchid famous landscape painting antidepressant drug

No Hookups!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43193398)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 4:29 PM
Author: rusted at-the-ready institution

Wonder how she looks naked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43192122)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 4:46 PM
Author: Marvelous tantric gas station

Better than 80% of women half her age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43192191)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: rusted at-the-ready institution

Wish we could see.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43193621)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 11:59 AM
Author: cordovan stubborn forum rigor

If I May, 80% wtf? More like 97%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43195755)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 4:41 PM
Author: Transparent Electric Market Associate

"Jennifer Aniston shared that she is ready to be back in a relationship despite enjoying single life."

lol girl logic. i don't need a man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43192173)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 4:48 PM
Author: Geriatric amber queen of the night cruise ship

shes been engaged like 9 times. clearly something is wrong. plus she is prolefaced

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43192214)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 4:50 PM
Author: Transparent Electric Market Associate

lawdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43192224)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 4:51 PM
Author: Claret titillating juggernaut

Greek trash like hella theo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43192232)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 4:43 PM
Author: Light Macaca Gay Wizard

i would date her butthole at least once, maybe twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43192179)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 4:46 PM
Author: soul-stirring depressive

"“The ease at which the conversation flows the first time, that’s kind of a good indicator,” she said, adding, “Confidence, but not a cocky-ness. Humor, please, I beg of you. Generous, kind to people. You know…very few necessities required.”

Well, who needs Tinder when you have Page Six?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43192199)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 4:48 PM
Author: Transparent Electric Market Associate

Flame right? i didn't read past the first para

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43192205)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 4:48 PM
Author: soul-stirring depressive

Flame? Come on, she's 52 and single.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43192213)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 4:47 PM
Author: mildly autistic orchid famous landscape painting antidepressant drug

JFC @ this birdbrain logic. Let's tally up the requirements just that we know about:

She also doubled down on her belief that she should find love in person as opposed to through dating apps like Tinder or Raya, saying she’s “an old school girl.”

“People don’t come up to people anymore. They don’t do that. It’s weird,” Aniston said.

“The ease at which the conversation flows the first time, that’s kind of a good indicator,” she said, adding, “Confidence, but not a cocky-ness. Humor, please, I beg of you. Generous, kind to people. You know…very few necessities required.”

And someone who appreciates a healthy lifestyle is also a must.

But Hollywood men can keep walking as she shared earlier this month that she is looking to date someone outside of the industry.

***

So you have to meet her in real life because she doesn't do apps. But you can't meet her at work, because that means you're in Hollywood and she doesn't like that. So you have to bump into her randomly somehow at which point you have to be confident (but not too confident), pass her shit test for what qualifies as a good person, and then not be nervous and fuck up the first kiss. And your prize for completing this obstacle course is a 52 year old woman. She could get away with this shit 30 or even 20 years ago, but not now. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43192201)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 4:48 PM
Author: soul-stirring depressive

this poa actually made me LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43192209)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 4:49 PM
Author: Transparent Electric Market Associate

death to america

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43192216)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 4:50 PM
Author: swollen free-loading therapy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43192221)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 4:50 PM
Author: trip silver meetinghouse dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43192223)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 4:50 PM
Author: costumed internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43192226)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 4:57 PM
Author: Geriatric amber queen of the night cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43192261)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 9:18 PM
Author: cracking bat shit crazy native sound barrier



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Date: September 28th, 2021 9:24 PM
Author: floppy ebony dragon electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43193432)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: haunting laser beams

you mad@ free markets bro? your kind's very existence created said market

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43193460)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 8:59 AM
Author: mildly autistic orchid famous landscape painting antidepressant drug

? No and I don't have a kind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43195029)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 1:23 AM
Author: Offensive Vigorous Station Idea He Suggested

More important point is that these are just the requirements that's she's willing to volunteer and that not only do famous actresses have absurd laundry lists but so does every 52 year old fat hag with a litter of mulatto bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43194518)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 9:02 AM
Author: mildly autistic orchid famous landscape painting antidepressant drug

CR-- strong chance that the guy has to be at least close to her in wealth, above 6 feet, etc., and once you drill down into all her unstated requirements there are perhaps fewer 1,000 men on the planet she'd be interested in that would be interested in her. But even without playing those games and inferring her unstated demands, just the demands she's willing to go on record with are insane. Imagine if she actually did meet, say, Bradley Cooper while shooting some movie and dinged him because he's in Hollywood and can't have that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43195031)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author: 180 Senate

how many of these attractive very successful men want to tell their families and friends they're dating the bitch from Friends and be completely overshadowed in any social situation with her

this is where the "smv" type of thinking fails, it's not some universal good to be famous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43195128)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 1:31 AM
Author: Glittery pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43194535)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 10:05 PM
Author: laughsome toaster

Reminder: fat dood from counting crows hit that at its peak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43193641)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 9:23 AM
Author: Ruby provocative locale jap

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43195100)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 9:12 AM
Author: 180 Senate

She must think her Friends fame and that stuff makes her a prize but to like 60-70% of men that's baggage/not even a good thing imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43195054)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 9:24 AM
Author: 180 Senate

(cont) wikipedia'd her and apparently she's rich as fuck

but same shit, how many men really want to marry and live off some rich bitch, what about their egos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43195106)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 9:14 AM
Author: slippery exciting bawdyhouse potus

Didn’t she marry that guy from American Psycho and Mulholland Drive like 3 years ago?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43195058)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 9:16 AM
Author: scarlet bisexual whorehouse hairy legs

She's on divorce numero 9.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43195068)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 9:19 AM
Author: slippery exciting bawdyhouse potus

jfc she must be a nightmare to live with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43195083)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 9:22 AM
Author: scarlet bisexual whorehouse hairy legs

That's nothing

(lonely hunter tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43195099)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 9:23 AM
Author: Glittery pit

yeah, she's jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43195103)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 9:27 AM
Author: slippery exciting bawdyhouse potus

She isn’t. Way too attractive to be Jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43195123)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 9:31 AM
Author: scarlet bisexual whorehouse hairy legs



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Date: September 29th, 2021 9:31 AM
Author: Plum violent blood rage parlor



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Date: September 29th, 2021 11:58 AM
Author: rusted at-the-ready institution

She's been married only twice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43195750)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: awkward sienna ratface

Imagine settling down with Brad Pitt's sloppy, blown out seconds ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43195767)