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Date: October 14th, 2021 8:58 PM Author: lemon house half-breed In fact, if they show up and are only slightly fatter than advertised, I consider that a win. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43273351) |
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Date: October 14th, 2021 9:24 PM Author: disrespectful hot menage Back when I was single, I went on this date from OK Cupid. All of the pictures were her pretty face and her big tits. I knew she was a little weird, she was obviously high as hell every time we talked, and was really forward sexually and told me how she clowned on some of these guys who would write to her (she asked one guy to take pictures of him sucking his dogs dick, which he did, and asked me if I wanted to see them - I declined). She also claimed to be married but legally separated - which there is no legal separation in SC, which she explained that she was separated and whatever do you want to fuck or not. My answer was, yea I'm coming up for the evening let's get fucking stupid.
Either way, she was like 3 hours away and stayed at her parents. On my way up, she was getting blazed and started laughing on the phone, talking about how to prepare myself because she was a big girl. I was thinking, naw she's got some big fat tits and I can handle the rest, it's good.
I pulled up to her house, and she walked out. She was dressed slutty, with her ample white titties spilling out of her top, but she was at least 250 lbs. At least. Her ass was so big, it was monstrous. Her thighs were easily bigger than my waist. She was a hot mess.
I took her out to a nice dinner, and I didn't drink much. She was moderately interesting to talk to, but damn she was so fat. I spent the dinner thinking, damn, am I up to this? This girl is busted, and she doesn't smell good already. After dinner, she says, let's get a shot - she orders herself two jack daniels shots, no chaser, and I get the same. After those, the deal was sealed.
She was so fat she needed help getting her seatbelt on in my BMW because she couldn't reach.
We fucked at least 4 times, just got stupid, started with her wanting me to "rape her face," I was sticking things up her ass, ate her out (her vagina was easily as big as my face, it was massive and just wet as hell, and stinky). She was smoking pot the whole time, I the only reason we eventually went to sleep is I was too physically tired to do it anymore. I smartly had taken a Cialis on the way home from the restaurant, but I probably didn't need it because although the girl was rank my dick really liked her. She was so fat that when I was titty fucking her, I couldn't reach both my knees on the mattress.
I woke up the next morning, and the smell alone was horrible. In the bedroom at night she was ugly but fun because her tits were at least size EE, but in the morning all of her cottage cheese was just everywhere and she was so ugly. I took her to the Cracker Barrel, and I've never seen a human eat so much at breakfast, she must have eaten 3000 calories at that meal alone. I was done, just wanted to be anywhere else at that point. I dropped her off, she wanted to fuck more, but I told some sort of lie and got out of there. Later that day I made up a lie and said that actually I was recently divorced and probably going to get back together with my wife and we're not going to talk again, she was a little bummed but really she was already blazed as shit and probably setting up her next dude so I don't think she cared at all.
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Date: October 15th, 2021 8:02 AM Author: impressive shaky sanctuary pervert Lol I can understand showing up and doing the deed — I’ve been there myself — but to take her to dinner, fuck her four times, and also take her to breakfast? Fuck that. I would have been gone after my first nut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43275333) |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 8:36 AM Author: curious sneaky criminal tattoo Even guys who are vocally anti-fat completely lose their minds once they get inside a slamhog. I'm guessing it's ancestor memories of trying to survive the Ice Ages. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43275387) |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 12:45 PM Author: electric plaza this is giving me ptsd and forcing me to remember slampig stories i've repressed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43276677) |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 12:46 PM Author: Tantric Parlor Scourge Upon The Earth cough 'em up, hoss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43276684) |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 1:12 PM Author: electric plaza i don't want to even try to compete was muscadine's 180 prose, but here's a short one.
long time ago i broke up with a live in girlfriend and moved back in with my parents for a couple months. they are ultraprole and lived in this disgusting apartment, and i wanted to spend as little time there as possible until i got my next place. desperate to get out for a bit, i wound up agreeing to meet with someone far below what i would normally consider. when i got to the bar, she was easily 50lbs over her pictures, and she was pretty fat in her pictures already.
we didn't meet up for a "date", just "drinks". she had some other dude she invited from the internet there too. so, me and this dude are essentially awkwardly hanging out with her and somewhat competing for her affection. it was really strange. anyway, she preferred me and started hanging all over me. when she went to the bathroom he leaned in with this huge smile and whispered "i fucking hate you" and left the bar.
we went back to her place and fucked. this was in some smallish, quaint town near my city. her place was really nice. turns out her parents were rich business owners well known in the town. they paid for everything for her and she worked less than full time in one of their stores. sadly, the prospect of staying at some slampigs nice house greatly outweighed staying my parents for the next few weeks until my next place was ready to move in. so, i hate to admit it, i just kept going back to the slampigs place for like the next two weeks. i had never been with a fat girl until this point. the smell is something you can't forget. women naturally smell sweet to me, but when there is too much sweat it's like... too much sweetness? idk, but it was gross. still... kept going back though.
i came to find out she is a notable barfly in that town. again, it's a super cute quaint town with a handful of nice restaurants and bars. well, she's known in all of them. i got the grand tour of her sloppy, bar hopping ways during my short time with her. after i got my new place we quickly stopped hanging out. i feel a little bad for "using" her, although she was a mess the entire time. physically and behaviorally.
here's the kicker: she is still a major barfly in that town. i'm terrified to go back there. *TWICE* i've gone out to dinner or drinks in that town and ran into her. once was with some other girl i was seeing! this was like 5 years after me and the slampig's tryst, and in those five years she had grown even more monstrous and annoying. the new girl i was seeing had connections to the town, and she was like "omg, how do you know slampig? she's notorious here..." i had to admit we hooked up (i left out the part where it went on for a couple weeks). the girl, who was very attractive, was visibly disgusted.
you know that saying: that fucking a fat girl is like riding a moped, a lot of fun until your friends find out. well, turns out that it's way worse when some hot chick you're fucking finds out. |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 2:47 PM Author: shivering chocolate chapel roommate Lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43277390) |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 2:57 PM Author: cheese-eating henna forum this one is more just depressing than funny. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43277475) |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: electric plaza it was at a very low point in my life.
bonus points: i brought her to my bffs birthday party at a swanky rooftop event. proceeded to get blackout drunk, make out with her, and stick my hands down her pants. in front of many of my lifelong friends and his family. i wound up getting with a fight with one of my buddies and drove home angry as fuck nearly blackout drunk with the slampig telling me everything would be ok.
again, this was a low point and about a decade ago now. |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 3:10 PM Author: cheese-eating henna forum i knew someone who did exactly what you describe at that party with a gross tinder girl he just met. we made fun of him endlessly because she fingered herself in the passenger seat on the angry blackout drive home and left footprints on his windshield. no offense but we were all thrilled when he moved to nanaimo out of the blue and nobody ever saw him again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43277547) |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 3:13 PM Author: electric plaza the bff from my story actually poasts now so maybe he'll see this!
i'm sure i was subject to much ridicule behind my back after this, deservedly. this was at a very, very low point in my life and i am embarrassed about it to this day. things have gone well since and i think i've repaired my reputation amongst these friends glad i could share this story with FRIENDS. |
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Date: October 14th, 2021 11:04 PM Author: supple cyan meetinghouse twinkling uncleanness me last night.
girl seemed cute face, mid 30s, former college cheerleader. not skinny but athletic. I was easily able to find her on facebook and a bunch of her pics looked good enough, a bunch were as recent as 2020.
Showed up last night, she was way bigger than I expected. Almost a different person. I tried to play it off. Nice girl, but I couldn't get over it. She even admitted that she gained 20lbs during covid and was having trouble getting it off.
I spent $70 on the date, all hot wings and beer (not flame)
After I hugged her in the parking lot when I was leaving, she walked away then came back and grabbed my face and kissed me.
She actually texted me a few times today too. |
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Date: October 14th, 2021 11:05 PM Author: soul-stirring laser beams How do you eat hot wings w a chick you are trying to bang. Not joking serious question from non Chad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43274095) |
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Date: October 14th, 2021 11:08 PM Author: supple cyan meetinghouse twinkling uncleanness I realized within literally 0.2 seconds of meeting her that I didn't want to bang her and just hung out for the company and conversation. Was sort of blown away at the bill though. Place I used to love in high school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43274122) |
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Date: October 14th, 2021 11:09 PM Author: Galvanic Space Jap break it out into hot wings cost and beer cost (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43274125) |
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Date: October 14th, 2021 11:19 PM Author: supple cyan meetinghouse twinkling uncleanness 20 wings were $26 (they do it in groups of 10). Fucking awesome, like my favorite wings ever.
$7 chips and salsa and queso duo
she had two beers for about $14, I had one beer for $8
tip $10
total with tax was about $70 |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 2:49 PM Author: shivering chocolate chapel roommate Jfc I thought you meant like 30 wings and like 4 pitchers of beer
Lmao @ America |
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Date: October 14th, 2021 11:10 PM Author: soul-stirring laser beams Bro I could easily spend 70 on hot wings and pitchers of beer w some homies. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43274129) |
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Date: October 14th, 2021 11:05 PM Author: disrespectful hot menage I can picture what she looks like, you should pursue this one and report back to us on our progress. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43274098) |
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Date: October 14th, 2021 11:07 PM Author: supple cyan meetinghouse twinkling uncleanness naw I'm good. she was actually pretty nice but I'm just really turned off unless girls are thin or athletic. can't help it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43274113) |
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Date: October 14th, 2021 11:10 PM Author: disrespectful hot menage I should have been like this when I was single. You're in Atlanta, and there are a lot of hot girls, I've lived in semi-rural South Carolina for a long time - I'll blame my obvious poor judgment on that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43274130) |
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Date: October 14th, 2021 11:29 PM Author: Razzle Tan Temple Potus You are so fucking 180 man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43274279) |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 8:37 AM Author: Bright shrine Why are you getting wings with a chick on a date? If you're hungry eat beforehand or go for small plates if dinner has been arranged beforehand (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43275389) |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 9:55 AM Author: passionate bisexual kitchen pozpig she sounds like the appreciative type. probably should go after this one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43275694) |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 10:41 AM Author: Adventurous cowardly factory reset button Find excuses to have to sex, not to avoid having sex.
She seems nice and cheerful? It’s not like she’s morbid obese right? |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 11:16 AM Author: supple cyan meetinghouse twinkling uncleanness not morbid obese, but really really plump. I work out a lot and weight 218lbs (and can curl 135 lol) and her arms were probably bigger than mine.
She claimed she gained 20lbs during covid (she volunteered this info), had to be more than that. Again in her pics she looked pretty athletic and decent body. I found her on facebook and pics from 2020 looked about like this. |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 8:11 AM Author: concupiscible den I met a Russian FOB online and her pics were cute.
Then in person she was an absolute 9. I was floored.
Then she was the best sex I ever had in my life and I rue the day I ducked it up with her. |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 8:54 AM Author: French fat ankles spot How did you duck it up with her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43275445) |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 10:00 AM Author: concupiscible den Same way I did with every other girl I really liked/loved; got wasted and turned into an asshole. She made some offhand comment about getting an abortion if I knocked her up. When drunk that stung because I wanted her to have my babies and so I told her that her genetics were shit (completely false they were immaculate) and I was glad she’d abort.
Never fucked her again after that. |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 2:50 PM Author: shivering chocolate chapel roommate Wow you’re a retard son (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43277420) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:33 AM Author: Motley locus juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43285179) |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 8:47 AM Author: thirsty library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43275415) |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 10:54 AM Author: irradiated gold nursing home Don't get it. Why'd she come over if not for a fucking? I guess if you handled it aspie and didn't feign acting like a gentleman for 5 minutes beforehand maybe that would do it. If you robotically started taking off your britches with a sigh without any kissing or anything that probably would have freaked her out, so okay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43276007) |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 1:28 PM Author: thirsty library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43276908) |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 9:52 AM Author: passionate bisexual kitchen pozpig actual example of a great thread. lol how of course this happened to doodikoff 2 days ago (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43275677) |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 9:55 AM Author: pearly vivacious mother lodge I had a match.com date in like 2012-2013 who showed up at least 50 pounds heavier than her pics. Sad because she had a good face and was actually hot before she gained the weight. Had a nice dinner/drinks but never called her again. After that I was more careful to screen out dates. After hundreds of online dates on hinge and bumble never had that happen again. Usually you can get information online to screen out the potential fatties. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43275695) |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 10:00 AM Author: crystalline boyish persian clown I remember one tinder girl, this was like a 2am tinder convo. She came directly over to my apartment. I opened the door, talked to her for like 5 minutes and was like "sorry, but this isn't going to happen" and made her leave. I felt bad about it after inviting her over in the middle of the night, but I didn't want to do it and in the morning the regret would have been profound. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43275727) |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 10:02 AM Author: concupiscible den You left out important details (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43275738) |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 10:29 AM Author: crystalline boyish persian clown Which would you like (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43275875) |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 10:32 AM Author: shivering chocolate chapel roommate did you leave her outside the door? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43275896) |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 10:33 AM Author: crystalline boyish persian clown No, I let her in and talked to her for a few minutes while trying to think of the most delicate way to get her to go and then since I was quite drunk just went with blunt honesty and told her I wasn't into it and it wasn't going to happen. She looked pretty hurt, but it had to be done. Like I said, felt bad about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43275899) |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 10:38 AM Author: shivering chocolate chapel roommate was her profile misleading? if so, nothing to feel bad about (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43275919) |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 10:39 AM Author: crystalline boyish persian clown Yes, she looked good in the profile but on arrival looked like a different person. Still felt bad since it was like 2am and she came all the way over but what can you do? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43275924) |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 12:44 PM Author: Tantric Parlor Scourge Upon The Earth chicks like this rely on men just doing the do because they're male. showed pretty solid restraint. a young me would decide "welp, we about to do some pretty degrading shit tonight so she's gonna have a life lesson." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43276670) |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 1:02 PM Author: crystalline boyish persian clown The sober AM regret would be too much (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43276760) |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 1:07 PM Author: Tantric Parlor Scourge Upon The Earth i applaud your restraint here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43276772) |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 2:51 PM Author: shivering chocolate chapel roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43277424) |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 1:31 PM Author: electric plaza i'd probably still do this. seems less cruel than just flatly rejecting her. especially after she drove that far. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43276926) |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 11:00 AM Author: heady keepsake machete When I was like 20 years old, I sold a car (honda crx) using the newspaper’s classified section. This was in the 1990’s. Anyway, this girl calls and she comes over and looks at the car. She wants it and pays cash.
She was utterly disgusting, but she was flirting with me and I was 20 and horny as fuck. One thing led to another and this short fat really ugly bitch is cock slobbing me finger blasting my asshole. Her legs were hairy and she had. This huge unkempt beaver. I ended up nutting and couldn’t get my dick hard again. She wanted to stay the night, but I said I had to go in to work (I didn’t). I felt dirty for a week. This thread just unrepressed that memory, thanks a lot assholes. |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 11:14 AM Author: charismatic pungent lay haunted graveyard huge unkempt beaver |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 11:50 AM Author: Diverse stag film goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43276335) |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 12:49 PM Author: electric plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43276698) |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 1:43 PM Author: House-broken turdskin " is cock slobbing me finger blasting my asshole."
I'm guessing that's a typo right. . .?
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Date: October 15th, 2021 2:51 PM Author: shivering chocolate chapel roommate ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43277435) |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 11:59 AM Author: alcoholic school cumskin You guys are lucky you can get pictures. In the old days "blind" dates really were blind. Neither of you knew what you were getting until you met. One of the code phrases was, "She has a great personality." That meant >200 lbs. So many disasters. So many stories. The first computer dating scheme I ever heard of was Project Match. You paid $1, filled out a form, and got 5 contacts supposedly generated by an algorithm. Pretty sure the algorithm was a random number generator. No photos. No info. Just a name and a phone number. Thank God for alcohol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43276387) |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 12:06 PM Author: pearly vivacious mother lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43276434) |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 12:16 PM Author: heady keepsake machete Has a great personality still means fat pig
You’re awesome btw |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 2:51 PM Author: Adventurous cowardly factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43277431) |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 12:18 PM Author: alcoholic school cumskin I have poasted this on xo before, but probably nobody remembers. I had a blind date with a girl named "Melon" once. She was aptly named. 5 feet tall and 200+. I got really drunk at the fraternity party where she was with me. At Monday dinner when they awarded the pig (normally handed out to the guy with the worst date of the weekend), she got it in absentia for me. I have no idea what I did. No one would tell me. 4 years later I was walking across campus at night when a voice screamed out "OldHLSDude!" It was Melon. Rounder than ever. We sat on a bench and talked for a while. I asked what I had done that night on our blind date. She wouldn't tell - just giggled. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43276508) |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 12:22 PM Author: Up-to-no-good Internal Respiration Personal Credit Line Never try to excuse high-t (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43276540) |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 12:51 PM Author: dark embarrassed to the bone yarmulke melon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43276707) |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 2:56 PM Author: electric plaza wow you were literally raped. you probably have a lot of internalized ptsd because of this. it's never to late to go to the police, but you should at least seek help for this repressed trauma. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43277471) |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 12:21 PM Author: Tantric Parlor Scourge Upon The Earth it really takes just one thread to go from reliable bort regular to a legend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43276534) |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 12:25 PM Author: heady keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43276558) |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 12:27 PM Author: supple cyan meetinghouse twinkling uncleanness yep (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43276573) |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 12:33 PM Author: Tantric Parlor Scourge Upon The Earth it sometimes takes 10 years to become an overnight success. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43276611) |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 12:34 PM Author: alcoholic school cumskin Picture of the pig. Sadly, none of Melon. I see from the date on the photo that I waited a year to get it developed. https://imgur.com/CpBZhMi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43276616) |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 12:41 PM Author: Tantric Parlor Scourge Upon The Earth lmao. amazing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43276644) |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 2:54 PM Author: shivering chocolate chapel roommate Lmao you old coot
do you have ANY pics of women you fucked in their prime? given the fat pigs in the US, women of old seem exotic |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 5:25 PM Author: alcoholic school cumskin I will try to assemble a rogue's gallery - have a few. Pictures were less common then. Cost money to buy film and have it developed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43278197) |
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Date: October 16th, 2021 3:06 PM Author: shivering chocolate chapel roommate Where are we on this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43282094) |
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Date: October 16th, 2021 6:10 PM Author: alcoholic school cumskin Here you go. Very few pix from that era. Thought I had a couple more but can't find them.
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Date: October 16th, 2021 6:27 PM Author: impressive shaky sanctuary pervert Hawt.
Is that you in the second pic? |
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Date: October 16th, 2021 6:28 PM Author: alcoholic school cumskin Yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43282951) |
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Date: October 16th, 2021 6:48 PM Author: impressive shaky sanctuary pervert Is that you wife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43283041) |
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Date: October 16th, 2021 7:17 PM Author: alcoholic school cumskin She is in the first picture. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43283189) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 3:04 AM Author: shivering chocolate chapel roommate tytytty
1 seems the hottest, 2 seems classy af, 3 was probably cute but for our generation she would have weighed 200lbs by the end of college |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:09 AM Author: electric plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43285107) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 2:44 PM Author: shivering chocolate chapel roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43286463) |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 2:54 PM Author: electric plaza i was born in the wrong era (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43277463) |
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Date: October 15th, 2021 12:36 PM Author: alcoholic school cumskin Representative 60s party: https://imgur.com/8rHgpFi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43276630) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:11 AM Author: pearly vivacious mother lodge Black guy hear. Agreed to meet up with app chick at an aquarium, saw her from a distance and bailed. She was at least 250. In hindsight I should have expected that since her profile had no body pics. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942183&forum_id=2#43285113) |