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***what advice do you have for a NEW DAD***

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Contagious know-it-all hunting ground psychic
  10/15/21
Use bottles when kid is hungry. Not necessarily formula, but...
blathering hell jap
  10/15/21
Flame. Bottles means you’ll be expected to do feedings...
chocolate sandwich water buffalo
  10/15/21
My wife did almost all nights but for new moms breast feedin...
blathering hell jap
  10/15/21
I know a guy whose kid still slept in their bed at like 7. Y...
Wild dead mexican toaster
  10/15/21
When I hear these stories I immediately think that couple ha...
blathering hell jap
  10/15/21
It would be much weirder if those couples were having sex
scarlet painfully honest reading party theater stage
  10/15/21
Just think, for most of human history that's how it worked.
blathering hell jap
  10/16/21
which dad?
Crimson lay
  10/15/21
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henna feces
  10/15/21
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appetizing citrine station preventive strike
  10/15/21
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turquoise whorehouse messiness
  10/16/21
Take two months off from your job as Transportation Secretar...
Costumed den headpube
  10/15/21
A real man sacrifices for his family.
honey-headed idiotic prole keepsake machete
  10/15/21
Things that dont happen in Russia without someone going out ...
Cracking electric furnace tanning salon
  10/16/21
Just follow your wife's lead. You are there to provide suppo...
honey-headed idiotic prole keepsake machete
  10/15/21
ty
Contagious know-it-all hunting ground psychic
  10/15/21
There are only like 5 things that infants cry over. Go down ...
Thriller outnumbered clown heaven
  10/15/21
titcr. You can even differentiate the cries for each.
Internet-worthy charcoal associate faggotry
  10/15/21
tcr
honey-headed idiotic prole keepsake machete
  10/15/21
ty
Contagious know-it-all hunting ground psychic
  10/15/21
gassy
Ruddy shaky turdskin office
  10/15/21
how do you deal with #3?
exhilarant rehab
  10/15/21
burp/wait for vomit if constipated, not much you can do, ...
Thriller outnumbered clown heaven
  10/15/21
Just wiping them slowly and gently but repeatedly every few ...
arousing school cafeteria
  10/17/21
Baby sleeps in the crib. Baby does not sleep in your bed. ...
stirring foreskin blood rage
  10/15/21
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chocolate sandwich water buffalo
  10/15/21
ty ty
Contagious know-it-all hunting ground psychic
  10/15/21
agreed except I think SIDs might be blamed on things in the ...
Ruddy shaky turdskin office
  10/15/21
SIDS is 100% murders, period.
Peach wagecucks
  10/15/21
Maybe. In any case, there is no need to have anything lying ...
stirring foreskin blood rage
  10/15/21
Regarding reading to them, can I read shit I'm interested in...
Titillating Bawdyhouse
  10/16/21
Any talking you do to your baby is great. However, the goal ...
stirring foreskin blood rage
  10/17/21
Things like diaper warmers if anything end up doing more har...
arousing school cafeteria
  10/17/21
Oh yeah, pacifiers. That's another one. No pacifiers. Ou...
stirring foreskin blood rage
  10/17/21
Utilize family help when you can. Live close to parents if y...
Internet-worthy charcoal associate faggotry
  10/15/21
ty
Contagious know-it-all hunting ground psychic
  10/15/21
This is the most CR post you’ve ever made
Aquamarine cuck ticket booth
  10/15/21
"how much time we were wasting each day doing nothing.&...
godawful hall
  10/16/21
never take advice from parents of an only child. whatever th...
ungodly gunner sound barrier
  10/15/21
Make wife breastfeed as long as possible.
Rusted point
  10/15/21
kill your entire family then yourself
Brindle medicated internal respiration
  10/15/21
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talented factory reset button persian
  10/16/21
Leave this place and never come back. Be a good father and h...
marvelous geriatric multi-billionaire striped hyena
  10/15/21
When he turns 5, show him your poasts bragging to bowlcuts a...
Dun deer antler weed whacker
  10/15/21
cr
Ruddy shaky turdskin office
  10/15/21
Start drinking heavily
scarlet painfully honest reading party theater stage
  10/15/21
Try to get to know the other dads, get a good rapport
fiercely-loyal startled old irish cottage set
  10/15/21
just dig in with the tenacity of a first year associate
thirsty orchestra pit antidepressant drug
  10/15/21
My bouncer things to sit them in so you don't need to hold h...
gay spectacular giraffe
  10/15/21
Just know that some babies HATE specific types of bouncers a...
stirring foreskin blood rage
  10/15/21
What the other dudes mentioned about having the kid sleep in...
swashbuckling cheese-eating sanctuary haunted graveyard
  10/15/21
on a serious note, read to your baby a ton, starting from a ...
thirsty orchestra pit antidepressant drug
  10/15/21
zero percent chance theyre bright if related to parents dumb...
Peach wagecucks
  10/15/21
(lazy dad with retarded kids)
thirsty orchestra pit antidepressant drug
  10/15/21
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gay spectacular giraffe
  10/15/21
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appetizing citrine station preventive strike
  10/15/21
creampie guy takes his kids to an all black daycare.
gay spectacular giraffe
  10/17/21
This. I know parents who have screens on all the time and ki...
arousing school cafeteria
  10/17/21
HGH starting at age 7
Peach wagecucks
  10/15/21
To add to the first post, not only use bottles, but if the k...
Dashing Selfie Forum
  10/15/21
Breast feeding + formula is the way to go anyway. They need ...
Cracking electric furnace tanning salon
  10/16/21
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Obsidian new version juggernaut
  10/16/21
Buy puppy pads and lay on top of changing table, couch, car ...
heady irate twinkling uncleanness
  10/16/21
I am currently doing this. Solid advice.
Cracking electric furnace tanning salon
  10/16/21
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heady irate twinkling uncleanness
  10/16/21
After five months or so you want baby to take two naps. An h...
heady irate twinkling uncleanness
  10/16/21
You just made the biggest mistake of your life
Obsidian new version juggernaut
  10/16/21
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Bateful Crawly Locale
  10/16/21
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Brass meetinghouse
  10/16/21
Avoid plastics
talented factory reset button persian
  10/16/21
Use formula. Mix enough each night for the next day. Get ada...
Laughsome dilemma faggot firefighter
  10/16/21
Formula sucks.
chocolate sandwich water buffalo
  10/16/21
lol formula should be only when needed and breastmilk should...
arousing school cafeteria
  10/17/21
Not a dadmo but my friends who are good about what they eat ...
turquoise whorehouse messiness
  10/16/21
Tell him congratulations for marrying your father
Primrose stag film
  10/16/21
Now that your wife’s puss is blown out beyond all reco...
motley cobalt area death wish
  10/16/21


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Date: October 15th, 2021 12:07 PM
Author: Contagious know-it-all hunting ground psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942740&forum_id=2#43276439)



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Date: October 15th, 2021 12:09 PM
Author: blathering hell jap

Use bottles when kid is hungry. Not necessarily formula, but don't buy the nipple confusion dogma.

Aim to get kid sleeping solo in crib by 6-8 weeks. It'll still wake up half way through night, but feed in room and put them back down.

You're going to be tired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942740&forum_id=2#43276453)



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Date: October 15th, 2021 12:11 PM
Author: chocolate sandwich water buffalo

Flame. Bottles means you’ll be expected to do feedings too. My kids hated rubber nipples and never took to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942740&forum_id=2#43276461)



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Date: October 15th, 2021 12:28 PM
Author: blathering hell jap

My wife did almost all nights but for new moms breast feeding can be a disaster. I actually like doing the feeding sometimes. It's nice and chill in the room, baby guzzling down milk and we both doze off. Almost miss it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942740&forum_id=2#43276577)



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Date: October 15th, 2021 12:36 PM
Author: Wild dead mexican toaster

I know a guy whose kid still slept in their bed at like 7. You NEED to not let that happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942740&forum_id=2#43276625)



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Date: October 15th, 2021 12:40 PM
Author: blathering hell jap

When I hear these stories I immediately think that couple has zero sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942740&forum_id=2#43276640)



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Date: October 15th, 2021 7:05 PM
Author: scarlet painfully honest reading party theater stage

It would be much weirder if those couples were having sex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942740&forum_id=2#43278707)



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Date: October 16th, 2021 2:41 PM
Author: blathering hell jap

Just think, for most of human history that's how it worked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942740&forum_id=2#43282000)



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Date: October 15th, 2021 12:15 PM
Author: Crimson lay

which dad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942740&forum_id=2#43276486)



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Date: October 15th, 2021 12:41 PM
Author: henna feces



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Date: October 15th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: appetizing citrine station preventive strike



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Date: October 16th, 2021 2:56 PM
Author: turquoise whorehouse messiness



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Date: October 15th, 2021 12:16 PM
Author: Costumed den headpube

Take two months off from your job as Transportation Secretary in the middle of a supply chain crisis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942740&forum_id=2#43276490)



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Date: October 15th, 2021 12:33 PM
Author: honey-headed idiotic prole keepsake machete

A real man sacrifices for his family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942740&forum_id=2#43276614)



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Date: October 16th, 2021 10:12 AM
Author: Cracking electric furnace tanning salon

Things that dont happen in Russia without someone going out of a very tall window head first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942740&forum_id=2#43281027)



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Date: October 15th, 2021 12:35 PM
Author: honey-headed idiotic prole keepsake machete

Just follow your wife's lead. You are there to provide support and stability. Her mind is going in a dozen different places at any given moment. Don't expect her to be rational.

Get used to random-ass feeding times. Just accept the fact that your kid will SCREAM AT THE TOP OF THEIR LUNGS at 2:30 a.m. Check to see if they need a diaper change, if that doesn't make them happy, then go make a bottle. You should be able to put the baby back down within 15 min of them waking up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942740&forum_id=2#43276622)



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Date: October 15th, 2021 6:48 PM
Author: Contagious know-it-all hunting ground psychic

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942740&forum_id=2#43278603)



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Date: October 15th, 2021 12:39 PM
Author: Thriller outnumbered clown heaven

There are only like 5 things that infants cry over. Go down the list and deal with each one and you’ll solve it. Babies aren’t complicated it’s just hard to deal with on no sleep

1. Hungry

2. Cold/hot

3. Ate too much/constipated

4. Tired - just learn its favorite way to rock it to sleep

5. Poo

Get family help if you can it’s invaluable

Good luck brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942740&forum_id=2#43276637)



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Date: October 15th, 2021 12:42 PM
Author: Internet-worthy charcoal associate faggotry

titcr. You can even differentiate the cries for each.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942740&forum_id=2#43276656)



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Date: October 15th, 2021 12:46 PM
Author: honey-headed idiotic prole keepsake machete

tcr

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Date: October 15th, 2021 6:48 PM
Author: Contagious know-it-all hunting ground psychic

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942740&forum_id=2#43278607)



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Date: October 15th, 2021 7:04 PM
Author: Ruddy shaky turdskin office

gassy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942740&forum_id=2#43278700)



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Date: October 15th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author: exhilarant rehab

how do you deal with #3?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942740&forum_id=2#43278790)



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Date: October 15th, 2021 9:37 PM
Author: Thriller outnumbered clown heaven

burp/wait for vomit

if constipated, not much you can do, but you can stick something up its butt (no homo) to stimulate pooping. there is also laxative type stuff they can take. ask your ped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942740&forum_id=2#43279272)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 8:23 PM
Author: arousing school cafeteria

Just wiping them slowly and gently but repeatedly every few seconds can help. It reflexively causes them to push without inserting a thermometer or anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942740&forum_id=2#43287768)



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Date: October 15th, 2021 12:45 PM
Author: stirring foreskin blood rage

Baby sleeps in the crib. Baby does not sleep in your bed.

Make sure that there is nothing in the crib other than the baby when the baby sleeps there.

If you or your wife is worried that the baby will flip over and suffocate, there are actually mattresses out there that allow the baby to breathe through the mattress (they're porous).

You will be exhausted for years, and the same goes for your wife. Congratulations!

EDIT - more stuff I thought of:

People buy all kinds of shit that babies don't need and get worried about shit that doesn't matter. We have a diaper warmer. We have never used it, and our babies don't care. We have all kinds of fancy diaper changing equipment. That's all fine, but lately I just do diaper changes on the floor (on top of a mat). It's been completely fine.

Start reading to your baby as soon as it becomes clear that the baby kind of understands what's going on. Obviously, the baby will not understand WTF a book is immediately, but even getting the baby used to the idea is great. Reading stories to your children when they're small is 180, and you will get there.

Some people get really hung up on feeding the baby formula for some reason. It's certainly fine to feed the baby formula once in a while. Some babies are entirely formula-fed, and they all turn out fine.

Don't compare your baby to other people's babies. Children develop at remarkably different rates and acquire different skills at different times. Our first dotter started walking really late. Oh well. She runs around everywhere now and is no different from any other child her age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942740&forum_id=2#43276675)



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Date: October 15th, 2021 12:45 PM
Author: chocolate sandwich water buffalo



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Date: October 15th, 2021 6:47 PM
Author: Contagious know-it-all hunting ground psychic

ty ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942740&forum_id=2#43278599)



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Date: October 15th, 2021 7:05 PM
Author: Ruddy shaky turdskin office

agreed except I think SIDs might be blamed on things in the crib when that is not the real issue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942740&forum_id=2#43278708)



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Date: October 15th, 2021 7:31 PM
Author: Peach wagecucks

SIDS is 100% murders, period.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942740&forum_id=2#43278822)



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Date: October 15th, 2021 7:35 PM
Author: stirring foreskin blood rage

Maybe. In any case, there is no need to have anything lying around in the baby's crib in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942740&forum_id=2#43278839)



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Date: October 16th, 2021 10:28 AM
Author: Titillating Bawdyhouse

Regarding reading to them, can I read shit I'm interested in out loud like news articles or non fiction books, or does it have to be baby books?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942740&forum_id=2#43281072)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: stirring foreskin blood rage

Any talking you do to your baby is great. However, the goal is to get them to start reading baby books with you, so reading baby books is probably better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942740&forum_id=2#43287690)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 8:28 PM
Author: arousing school cafeteria

Things like diaper warmers if anything end up doing more harm than good. You want to be careful about gettin baby used to something you won't always have. Travel without a diaper warmer and now you have a fussy baby who's used to it and hates the "cold" wipes. I kind of felt the same way about a pacifier. It sucked not having one (no pun intended) but we never had to wean them off it either.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942740&forum_id=2#43287806)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 8:31 PM
Author: stirring foreskin blood rage

Oh yeah, pacifiers. That's another one. No pacifiers.

Our friends have a 2-year-old who wakes everyone up at least once a night because she lost her pacifier. Fuck that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942740&forum_id=2#43287830)



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Date: October 15th, 2021 12:51 PM
Author: Internet-worthy charcoal associate faggotry

Utilize family help when you can. Live close to parents if you can. Get a good division of labor established between you and the wife early on. You can't sleep train right now (too early) but do it when you can (like six months in). Learn to get sleep when you can. It's actually a really fun experience and not bad at all. I was surprised at how little sleep I really needed to function and how much time we were wasting each day doing nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942740&forum_id=2#43276713)



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Date: October 15th, 2021 6:47 PM
Author: Contagious know-it-all hunting ground psychic

ty

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Date: October 15th, 2021 7:45 PM
Author: Aquamarine cuck ticket booth

This is the most CR post you’ve ever made

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Date: October 16th, 2021 2:56 PM
Author: godawful hall

"how much time we were wasting each day doing nothing."

cr

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Date: October 15th, 2021 12:56 PM
Author: ungodly gunner sound barrier

never take advice from parents of an only child. whatever they did right just happened to work for that particular kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942740&forum_id=2#43276737)



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Date: October 15th, 2021 12:59 PM
Author: Rusted point

Make wife breastfeed as long as possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942740&forum_id=2#43276746)



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Date: October 15th, 2021 6:48 PM
Author: Brindle medicated internal respiration

kill your entire family then yourself

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Date: October 16th, 2021 2:54 PM
Author: talented factory reset button persian



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Date: October 15th, 2021 6:48 PM
Author: marvelous geriatric multi-billionaire striped hyena

Leave this place and never come back. Be a good father and husband.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942740&forum_id=2#43278611)



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Date: October 15th, 2021 7:02 PM
Author: Dun deer antler weed whacker

When he turns 5, show him your poasts bragging to bowlcuts and balding yellow teeth depressives that you and your wife had sex 56 times today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942740&forum_id=2#43278689)



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Date: October 15th, 2021 7:06 PM
Author: Ruddy shaky turdskin office

cr

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Date: October 15th, 2021 7:06 PM
Author: scarlet painfully honest reading party theater stage

Start drinking heavily

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Date: October 15th, 2021 7:15 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal startled old irish cottage set

Try to get to know the other dads, get a good rapport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942740&forum_id=2#43278764)



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Date: October 15th, 2021 7:17 PM
Author: thirsty orchestra pit antidepressant drug

just dig in with the tenacity of a first year associate

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Date: October 15th, 2021 7:18 PM
Author: gay spectacular giraffe

My bouncer things to sit them in so you don't need to hold him 24/7.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942740&forum_id=2#43278776)



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Date: October 15th, 2021 7:37 PM
Author: stirring foreskin blood rage

Just know that some babies HATE specific types of bouncers and LOVE others, while some babies hate ALL bouncers. And some babies just DGAF and bounce there happily whenever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942740&forum_id=2#43278843)



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Date: October 15th, 2021 7:20 PM
Author: swashbuckling cheese-eating sanctuary haunted graveyard

What the other dudes mentioned about having the kid sleep in their crib early on is extremely credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942740&forum_id=2#43278780)



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Date: October 15th, 2021 7:21 PM
Author: thirsty orchestra pit antidepressant drug

on a serious note, read to your baby a ton, starting from a young age. did this with my kids and they are super bright compared to the kids of the parents we know who were lazy about this type of shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942740&forum_id=2#43278782)



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Date: October 15th, 2021 7:33 PM
Author: Peach wagecucks

zero percent chance theyre bright if related to parents dumb enough to believe this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942740&forum_id=2#43278828)



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Date: October 15th, 2021 7:38 PM
Author: thirsty orchestra pit antidepressant drug

(lazy dad with retarded kids)

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Date: October 15th, 2021 7:53 PM
Author: gay spectacular giraffe



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Date: October 15th, 2021 7:54 PM
Author: appetizing citrine station preventive strike



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Date: October 17th, 2021 12:20 PM
Author: gay spectacular giraffe

creampie guy takes his kids to an all black daycare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942740&forum_id=2#43285864)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 8:20 PM
Author: arousing school cafeteria

This. I know parents who have screens on all the time and kid doesn't even have the patience for a board book. Severely limited screens when they're little is crucial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942740&forum_id=2#43287754)



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Date: October 15th, 2021 7:28 PM
Author: Peach wagecucks

HGH starting at age 7

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Date: October 15th, 2021 7:42 PM
Author: Dashing Selfie Forum

To add to the first post, not only use bottles, but if the kid is cranky, try using formula - especially after 3 months. These breast feeding chicks will tell you its awful, etc, but women today don't produce enough breast milk a lot of the time - so just keeping the kid well fed will do wonders. You can buy a Baby Breeza which is like a formula Keurig and is awesome to just have the bottle automatically made for you and at the perfect temp at 3 am.

After like 2 months the baby should be on a schedule (maybe even earlier). YOu don't have to live your life to it like some parents do, but the baby will do much better if its like "okay at 10 am it wakes up, 10-11 someone holds it, 11-12 it chills on its own, then 12:30 it gets 6 oz and goes back to bed." Basically your goal is tire the kid out when he wakes up, then get it to drink a huge bottle of formula and fall asleep in a food coma - then repeat that 6 times a day. The worst thing you can do is just feed it a little bit every hour or so.

Also, it isn't for everyone, but eventually my wife and I found that we work better with a strict schedule. She has the kid from 1-4, then I have 4-7, then she has 7-10, then I have 10-5 am, then she has 5 am to 10 am, etc. It's much better than either arguing about it or even worse both of you doing it all the time.

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Date: October 16th, 2021 10:13 AM
Author: Cracking electric furnace tanning salon

Breast feeding + formula is the way to go anyway. They need to get accustomed to eating the processed food crap that they will be eating for most of their lives anyway.

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Date: October 16th, 2021 10:17 AM
Author: Obsidian new version juggernaut



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Date: October 16th, 2021 10:09 AM
Author: heady irate twinkling uncleanness

Buy puppy pads and lay on top of changing table, couch, car seat or wherever you change the babby. If piss or shit gets on the puppy pad you just throw it away.

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Date: October 16th, 2021 10:13 AM
Author: Cracking electric furnace tanning salon

I am currently doing this. Solid advice.

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Date: October 16th, 2021 10:44 AM
Author: heady irate twinkling uncleanness



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Date: October 16th, 2021 10:12 AM
Author: heady irate twinkling uncleanness

After five months or so you want baby to take two naps. An hour nap in the morning and two hours in afternoon. No napping past 3pm.

Don’t feed right before naps or it will create a bad habit.

Our daughter napped from 9-10 and 1-3.

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Date: October 16th, 2021 10:16 AM
Author: Obsidian new version juggernaut

You just made the biggest mistake of your life

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Date: October 16th, 2021 2:44 PM
Author: Bateful Crawly Locale



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Date: October 16th, 2021 8:18 PM
Author: Brass meetinghouse



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Date: October 16th, 2021 2:55 PM
Author: talented factory reset button persian

Avoid plastics

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Date: October 16th, 2021 2:57 PM
Author: Laughsome dilemma faggot firefighter

Use formula. Mix enough each night for the next day. Get adapters so everything can go in your dishwasher and run it each night. Lastly, but most important, put your kid in nighttime diapers ( pampers baby dry ) all the time. It will take them longer to feel wet.

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Date: October 16th, 2021 4:12 PM
Author: chocolate sandwich water buffalo

Formula sucks.

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Date: October 17th, 2021 8:29 PM
Author: arousing school cafeteria

lol formula should be only when needed and breastmilk should be priority. She can always pump exclusively if you want to do all bottles

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Date: October 16th, 2021 3:07 PM
Author: turquoise whorehouse messiness

Not a dadmo but my friends who are good about what they eat have significantly healthier looking babydoods than the babydoods of parents who eat tons of processed crap, vegetable oils, fast food, soda/sugar, etc. Probably doesn't matter if you don't breastfeed, but you probably should.

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Date: October 16th, 2021 4:17 PM
Author: Primrose stag film

Tell him congratulations for marrying your father

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Date: October 16th, 2021 4:23 PM
Author: motley cobalt area death wish

Now that your wife’s puss is blown out beyond all recognition and she’s probably gained a ton of weight and looks awful, now is a good time bring in an extremely hung high T bull

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