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Bearcats win, Jameson 18yo, sex with Asian chick... Birthday surprisingly 180

The day started off great, went to the game, and the Bearcat...
Glittery zippy fortuitous meteor giraffe
  10/16/21
About to leave the house. I’ll bump this once.
Glittery zippy fortuitous meteor giraffe
  10/16/21
Weeks to close an Asian slut? lol are you 5'5
Angry grizzly theatre masturbator
  10/16/21
Three weeks. Yeah, I could be a bit more more proactive. She...
Glittery zippy fortuitous meteor giraffe
  10/16/21
Except for how she looks, she’s the classic All-Americ...
aphrodisiac business firm stock car
  10/17/21
? Yes. Like he said except for the fact that she's Japane...
doobsian institution
  10/17/21
poast clandestine photos of asian PUSSY
doobsian institution
  10/16/21
...
Glittery zippy fortuitous meteor giraffe
  10/16/21
Where are we on this?
bull headed cruise ship
  10/18/21
Don’t get too drunk and uncoordinated. Remember that y...
bull headed cruise ship
  10/16/21
If that’s what it takes, that’s what I’ll ...
Glittery zippy fortuitous meteor giraffe
  10/16/21
Dinner and rest of evening plans?
Heady abnormal haunted graveyard
  10/16/21
Late dinner downtown. Somewhere casual, but not cheap. She t...
Glittery zippy fortuitous meteor giraffe
  10/16/21
lol who talks like that. also, skinny jeans?
Heady abnormal haunted graveyard
  10/16/21
I found it unusual myself.
Glittery zippy fortuitous meteor giraffe
  10/16/21
Well you were right. You’re definitely going to get in...
bull headed cruise ship
  10/16/21
Tell her she should change into a skinny top and slutty bott...
doobsian institution
  10/16/21
Jameson 18 is 180
internet-worthy wonderful codepig property
  10/16/21
(papist scum)
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  10/16/21
UNGHHHHH asian pussy describe in VIVID detail its appeara...
Abusive House
  10/16/21
...
Nighttime Wrinkle Meetinghouse
  10/16/21
cr we need GRAPHIC descriptions of WMAF
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  10/16/21
where are we on this
stirring brilliant location potus
  10/17/21
Ha! I had to google WMAF. I honestly have never heard of tha...
Glittery zippy fortuitous meteor giraffe
  10/17/21
First and foremost, I hope -- no, I pray -- that you find so...
Glittery zippy fortuitous meteor giraffe
  10/17/21
I thought the Asian guy was 18 when I misread thread title.
Thriller school
  10/17/21
No you were right. There are no females in this story.
alcoholic brass stead macaca
  10/17/21
UPDATE: Great fucking date! It was the fifth time we went ou...
Glittery zippy fortuitous meteor giraffe
  10/17/21
...
passionate self-absorbed hairy legs lay
  10/17/21
How did she end up in Cincinnati? What did each of you o...
Heady abnormal haunted graveyard
  10/17/21
She works for a large company and took a promotion where she...
Glittery zippy fortuitous meteor giraffe
  10/17/21
Nice. Does she like Cincy or does she see it as a temporary ...
Heady abnormal haunted graveyard
  10/17/21
She likes it. She says she does, and I think she means it. A...
Glittery zippy fortuitous meteor giraffe
  10/17/21
You said you’re 5-9. How tall is she? You said she&rs...
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  10/17/21
She’s 5’5”. Slightly more than six years....
Glittery zippy fortuitous meteor giraffe
  10/17/21
Dude you're going to out yourself assuming this isn't all fl...
doobsian institution
  10/17/21
Meh. I’ve posted other personal stuff and have never b...
Glittery zippy fortuitous meteor giraffe
  10/17/21
Are there that many randoms browsing XO?
Heady abnormal haunted graveyard
  10/17/21
We have very deeply mentally ill people scanning this board ...
doobsian institution
  10/17/21
at least if she works for Unilever or P&G she knows how ...
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  10/17/21
fuck that Asian pussy! 1488 white power!
stirring brilliant location potus
  10/17/21
It’s really, really, REALLY, not like that. But yeah. ...
Glittery zippy fortuitous meteor giraffe
  10/17/21
did you use a condom or bareback?
stirring brilliant location potus
  10/17/21
...
stirring brilliant location potus
  10/17/21
Really? Oh, alright. We didn’t use a condom. I asked i...
Glittery zippy fortuitous meteor giraffe
  10/17/21
Lolololololol ur fucked bro. But you also just gave away wha...
doobsian institution
  10/17/21
how would having a kid 'fuck up her career'
stirring brilliant location potus
  10/17/21
She works a ton. She easily puts in 12 hour days M-Th, and a...
Glittery zippy fortuitous meteor giraffe
  10/17/21
lol what does she do that's so important
stirring brilliant location potus
  10/17/21
I don’t know if important is the right word. She&rsquo...
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  10/17/21


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Date: October 16th, 2021 5:45 PM
Author: Glittery zippy fortuitous meteor giraffe

The day started off great, went to the game, and the Bearcats ass raped UCF. Next, my brother shopped really well, and gave me a bottle of Jameson Bow Street 18 Years Old. Finally, I’m all but certain to get laid tonight. This Asian girl and I have been seeing each other for a few weeks, and unless I misread some signs... Well, we’ll see.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4943612&forum_id=2#43282720)



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Date: October 16th, 2021 7:44 PM
Author: Glittery zippy fortuitous meteor giraffe

About to leave the house. I’ll bump this once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4943612&forum_id=2#43283324)



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Date: October 16th, 2021 7:45 PM
Author: Angry grizzly theatre masturbator

Weeks to close an Asian slut? lol are you 5'5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4943612&forum_id=2#43283325)



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Date: October 16th, 2021 8:03 PM
Author: Glittery zippy fortuitous meteor giraffe

Three weeks. Yeah, I could be a bit more more proactive. She’s third generation American. All of her grandparents were born in California. Except for how she looks, she’s the classic All-American girl next door. But I think I might actually be playing this right. And yeah, I wish I was taller. 5’9” was as far as I made it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4943612&forum_id=2#43283403)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 5:11 PM
Author: aphrodisiac business firm stock car

Except for how she looks, she’s the classic All-American girl next door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4943612&forum_id=2#43286955)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: doobsian institution

?

Yes. Like he said except for the fact that she's Japanese this is all true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4943612&forum_id=2#43286987)



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Date: October 16th, 2021 7:45 PM
Author: doobsian institution

poast clandestine photos of asian PUSSY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4943612&forum_id=2#43283326)



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Date: October 16th, 2021 8:03 PM
Author: Glittery zippy fortuitous meteor giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4943612&forum_id=2#43283404)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 7:53 PM
Author: bull headed cruise ship

Where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4943612&forum_id=2#43293175)



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Date: October 16th, 2021 8:04 PM
Author: bull headed cruise ship

Don’t get too drunk and uncoordinated. Remember that you will have to tilt your penis sideways with this broad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4943612&forum_id=2#43283407)



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Date: October 16th, 2021 8:09 PM
Author: Glittery zippy fortuitous meteor giraffe

If that’s what it takes, that’s what I’ll do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4943612&forum_id=2#43283435)



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Date: October 16th, 2021 8:05 PM
Author: Heady abnormal haunted graveyard

Dinner and rest of evening plans?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4943612&forum_id=2#43283419)



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Date: October 16th, 2021 8:13 PM
Author: Glittery zippy fortuitous meteor giraffe

Late dinner downtown. Somewhere casual, but not cheap. She told me she’s wearing “skinny jeans and a slutty top” -- something that shows off her belly button. And then to her place afterward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4943612&forum_id=2#43283453)



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Date: October 16th, 2021 8:15 PM
Author: Heady abnormal haunted graveyard

lol who talks like that. also, skinny jeans?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4943612&forum_id=2#43283461)



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Date: October 16th, 2021 8:16 PM
Author: Glittery zippy fortuitous meteor giraffe

I found it unusual myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4943612&forum_id=2#43283471)



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Date: October 16th, 2021 8:18 PM
Author: bull headed cruise ship

Well you were right. You’re definitely going to get in them sugar walls tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4943612&forum_id=2#43283483)



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Date: October 16th, 2021 8:19 PM
Author: doobsian institution

Tell her she should change into a skinny top and slutty bottom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4943612&forum_id=2#43283492)



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Date: October 16th, 2021 8:20 PM
Author: internet-worthy wonderful codepig property

Jameson 18 is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4943612&forum_id=2#43283493)



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Date: October 16th, 2021 8:24 PM
Author: Angry grizzly theatre masturbator

(papist scum)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4943612&forum_id=2#43283509)



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Date: October 16th, 2021 8:26 PM
Author: Abusive House

UNGHHHHH asian pussy

describe in VIVID detail its appearance, smell, taste, sound, feel, everything else

soon pls so I can JACK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4943612&forum_id=2#43283517)



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Date: October 16th, 2021 10:43 PM
Author: Nighttime Wrinkle Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4943612&forum_id=2#43284013)



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Date: October 16th, 2021 10:46 PM
Author: stirring brilliant location potus

cr

we need GRAPHIC descriptions of WMAF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4943612&forum_id=2#43284025)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 12:49 AM
Author: stirring brilliant location potus

where are we on this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4943612&forum_id=2#43284410)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 12:54 PM
Author: Glittery zippy fortuitous meteor giraffe

Ha! I had to google WMAF. I honestly have never heard of that before. Way too sheltered in my youth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4943612&forum_id=2#43286004)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 1:01 PM
Author: Glittery zippy fortuitous meteor giraffe

First and foremost, I hope -- no, I pray -- that you find something better to jack off to, than anything I might write. 1) Appearance: First, is what she didn’t have, which is a big long gash. I just don’t like that. Aesthetically, when I’m with someone who has that, ugh. But she has a nice little mound down there. Not just shaved, but waxed. Skin tone was the same as the rest of her body. 2) Smell: She smelled fine. Nothing bad at all. She clearly maintains herself properly. 3) Taste: She tasted good. Once again, nothing bad going down there whatsoever. It didn’t take much to get her wet. 4) Sound: I don’t know, normal? Certainly nothing abnormal. I was paying far more attention to what she was saying, and the sounds coming out of her mouth. 5) Feel: Tight. Snug. Perfect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4943612&forum_id=2#43286034)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 11:39 AM
Author: Thriller school

I thought the Asian guy was 18 when I misread thread title.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4943612&forum_id=2#43285685)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 11:47 AM
Author: alcoholic brass stead macaca

No you were right. There are no females in this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4943612&forum_id=2#43285722)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 12:53 PM
Author: Glittery zippy fortuitous meteor giraffe

UPDATE: Great fucking date! It was the fifth time we went out, but this was the first time it wasn’t so casual. Before, we always met somewhere and hung out. But this time, I told her that I wanted to take her out on “a real date.” I took her downtown to a place that was lively enough, but also somewhere that we didn’t need to wait for a table. Dinner was fun. We ordered a bottle of wine, and it was good. Well, she ordered it, because I know nothing about wine. I don’t remember what it was, but it was good. We were there for around 90 minutes. We talked, and we flirted a bit. We both knew things were building toward later.

She looked amazing. Her jeans fit well, and she wore a black sweater as it was a bit chilly outside. Underneath, she had a black top with straps that showed off her shoulders, and revealed her belly button if she stretched or something. She didn’t wear heels. Everything looked brand new, like she got it just for the date. She’s younger than I am, and that’s kinda cool.

I’ll admit it, the fact that she’s Asian is a huge turn on, and not because I have yellow fever or preconceived notions of Asian women. I was born and raised in Cincinnati, and have never left the city. I stayed home for college and law school. So I’ve never been with anyone other than white girls from Ohio. She is just so completely different looking than anyone I’ve ever been with. I haven’t talked to her about being Asian. The closest I did was when she was talking about her family and her background. Ethnically, she’s 3/4 Japanese and 1/4 Chinese. And she’s a California girl. After telling me all that, I said, “Yeah, with all that, I can’t figure out how you ended up in Cincinnati.” The way she acts and carries herself, there’s nothing about her that is stereotypically Asian.

After dinner, I took her home to her place. She made some coffee and put some cookies on a plate. She put on some music, and we talked for an our or so until we started making out. After a bit of that, she stood up, took my hand, and led me to her bedroom. She’s quite talented. She knows what she’s doing. Sometimes, first time sex with someone new is awkward, and there was none of that. She asked me to spend the night, and I did. Just a fantastic evening all the way around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4943612&forum_id=2#43285995)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 1:09 PM
Author: passionate self-absorbed hairy legs lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4943612&forum_id=2#43286068)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 1:55 PM
Author: Heady abnormal haunted graveyard

How did she end up in Cincinnati?

What did each of you order at dinner?

What music did she put on at her place?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4943612&forum_id=2#43286239)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 2:31 PM
Author: Glittery zippy fortuitous meteor giraffe

She works for a large company and took a promotion where she had to relocate. Unlike me, she also wanted to live somewhere other than where she grew up.

We went to an Italian place. We had some bread and we shared an appetizer where the three main ingredients were tomato sauce, cheese and spinach. I recommended a seafood pasta dish and she thought that sounded good. We both had that. Cheesecake for desert.

She put her iPhone on shuffle, so just random stuff. A lot of 90s alternative stuff. Some hip hop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4943612&forum_id=2#43286412)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Heady abnormal haunted graveyard

Nice. Does she like Cincy or does she see it as a temporary stop?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4943612&forum_id=2#43286462)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Glittery zippy fortuitous meteor giraffe

She likes it. She says she does, and I think she means it. And I think she’s quite open to staying here. I certainly hope so. I have a really good job, working for my dad’s firm. Relocating would be problematic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4943612&forum_id=2#43286551)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: henna geriatric field factory reset button

You said you’re 5-9. How tall is she?

You said she’s younger. How much younger?

Tats? Piercings?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4943612&forum_id=2#43286944)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 5:20 PM
Author: Glittery zippy fortuitous meteor giraffe

She’s 5’5”.

Slightly more than six years. I turned 36 yesterday. She’ll be 30 in December.

Two small tattoos. Kinda sexy, actually. They’re subtle and not trashy. A Celtic triquetra on her left ankle, and an infinity symbol on her right wrist. She said she got both of them more than ten years ago. No significance other than she thought they looked cool back then.

Only her ears are pierced, but in more than one spot on each.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4943612&forum_id=2#43286976)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: doobsian institution

Dude you're going to out yourself assuming this isn't all flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4943612&forum_id=2#43286971)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 5:42 PM
Author: Glittery zippy fortuitous meteor giraffe

Meh. I’ve posted other personal stuff and have never been outed. At least not as far as I know. No one has ever said anything to me. There aren’t nearly as many people reading this stuff as you’d think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4943612&forum_id=2#43287046)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 5:49 PM
Author: Heady abnormal haunted graveyard

Are there that many randoms browsing XO?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4943612&forum_id=2#43287083)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 5:51 PM
Author: doobsian institution

We have very deeply mentally ill people scanning this board at all times



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4943612&forum_id=2#43287095)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 6:08 PM
Author: Burgundy Striped Hyena Trailer Park

at least if she works for Unilever or P&G she knows how to stay clean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4943612&forum_id=2#43287176)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 5:09 PM
Author: stirring brilliant location potus

fuck that Asian pussy! 1488

white power!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4943612&forum_id=2#43286950)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 5:22 PM
Author: Glittery zippy fortuitous meteor giraffe

It’s really, really, REALLY, not like that. But yeah. Just that she’s from California would make her the most exotic person I’ve ever been with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4943612&forum_id=2#43286985)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 5:10 PM
Author: stirring brilliant location potus

did you use a condom or bareback?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4943612&forum_id=2#43286954)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 5:16 PM
Author: stirring brilliant location potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4943612&forum_id=2#43286965)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 5:27 PM
Author: Glittery zippy fortuitous meteor giraffe

Really? Oh, alright. We didn’t use a condom. I asked if she needed or wanted to use anything. She said it was alright not to, and I didn’t need any further convincing. Probably not the brightest decision. She said she’s on birth control and I took her word for it. Having a kid would really fuck up her career right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4943612&forum_id=2#43286997)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 5:29 PM
Author: doobsian institution

Lolololololol ur fucked bro. But you also just gave away what could've been good long slow burn flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4943612&forum_id=2#43287000)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: stirring brilliant location potus

how would having a kid 'fuck up her career'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4943612&forum_id=2#43287009)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 5:36 PM
Author: Glittery zippy fortuitous meteor giraffe

She works a ton. She easily puts in 12 hour days M-Th, and a full day on Friday. She’s really focused on her career.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4943612&forum_id=2#43287023)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 5:39 PM
Author: stirring brilliant location potus

lol what does she do that's so important

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4943612&forum_id=2#43287034)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 5:52 PM
Author: Glittery zippy fortuitous meteor giraffe

I don’t know if important is the right word. She’s thorough and meticulous, and a bit of a workaholic. She really wants to do a good job. I don’t know how fair it is to say that, since I can pretty much get away with coasting through life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4943612&forum_id=2#43287097)