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What is your opener on dating apps?

"I want to go out with you. How about it" is my st...
laughsome federal lodge
  10/17/21
" I hate all liberals"
mauve wagecucks parlour
  10/17/21
ime app success is inversely related to how honest I am
laughsome federal lodge
  10/17/21
...
mauve wagecucks parlour
  10/17/21
(delicious tacos)
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  10/18/21
yep. i hope this isn't widely known, it relies on the direct...
laughsome federal lodge
  10/18/21
hey want sum fuk
canary insanely creepy address
  10/17/21
...
Mind-boggling Arrogant Location Faggotry
  10/18/21
Dear heavenly blessed beauty, I have been staring at your pr...
Tan menage faggot firefighter
  10/17/21
...
mauve wagecucks parlour
  10/17/21
i'll try this
laughsome federal lodge
  10/17/21
lol
Floppy field
  10/18/21
...
sepia know-it-all whorehouse cuckold
  10/18/21
...
Stimulating flickering depressive
  10/18/21
But what if you want to message a *woman*?
swollen persian
  10/19/21
"lol"
Olive Den
  10/17/21
Usually a question about something in their profile regardle...
trip dun love of her life
  10/17/21
i reserve this for legitimately hot chicks. it's just too ti...
laughsome federal lodge
  10/17/21
I only messaged hot chicks. It takes literally 30 sec to see...
trip dun love of her life
  10/18/21
Ljl fag
crystalline voyeur property
  10/18/21
...
Mind-boggling Arrogant Location Faggotry
  10/18/21
what do you do when it's just pics of her in nice outfits or...
effete old irish cottage
  10/18/21
hey stacy i see you like to drink. what bar is that?
glittery lay police squad
  10/18/21
Then she's probably boring as fuck
trip dun love of her life
  10/18/21
yeah basically just shit that they say about themself. If th...
Floppy field
  10/18/21
pretty much.
trip dun love of her life
  10/18/21
"u parTy?" (xo poa
razzmatazz friendly grandma library
  10/17/21
wyd rn bb, u down 4 sum Eucharistic Adoration?
Heady Alpha Mad Cow Disease
  10/17/21
“Guess what” Makes hot girls a little insecur...
navy vibrant quadroon theatre
  10/18/21
...
big hunting ground
  10/18/21
“Hey”
Exciting university sweet tailpipe
  10/18/21
I wood berry my dick so far up your ass that whoever could p...
crystalline voyeur property
  10/18/21
...
sepia know-it-all whorehouse cuckold
  10/18/21
...
Brilliant Talking Rehab Ape
  10/24/21
...
Tan menage faggot firefighter
  10/24/21
"Im married, have 2 kids, and I want to fuck. You cool?...
rusted roommate
  10/18/21
https://i.imgur.com/Arbiekv.png
Mind-boggling Arrogant Location Faggotry
  10/18/21
i need people to appreciate this. i haven't messaged her bac...
Mind-boggling Arrogant Location Faggotry
  10/18/21
she looks legit
Indecent Frum Site Rigor
  10/18/21
strong, strong post
sable party of the first part heaven
  10/19/21
lol 180. never underestimate the power of that super like m...
shaky weed whacker
  10/19/21
...
big hunting ground
  10/20/21
Marry this woman.
Coiffed Philosopher-king
  10/20/21
I'm looking for someone selfish, impatient and a little inse...
big hunting ground
  10/18/21
Are you bros really still single and using shit apps? All of...
rusted roommate
  10/18/21
yeah
Floppy field
  10/18/21
we're in the yolo years now
shaky weed whacker
  10/18/21
I'm gay!
Stimulating flickering depressive
  10/18/21
I usually end up deleting the app out of hatred for women be...
Razzle-dazzle outnumbered cruise ship idea he suggested
  10/18/21
...
fragrant tripping locale
  10/19/21
Seems the current crop of poasters have forgotten the schola...
Galvanic chapel
  10/18/21
"I wanna, l-l-l-lick you from your head to your toes&qu...
twisted bearded selfie principal's office
  10/18/21
I’m married but arguably a Chad with slay count > 6...
Slate church roast beef
  10/18/21
https://images.app.goo.gl/15Fo3suoXPxUFVTU8
crystalline voyeur property
  10/18/21
yea man a chad totally says "WOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL!!!&qu...
Bateful pearl genital piercing
  10/18/21
are you a loan? Cuz ima get fucked by my loans in the ver...
shaky weed whacker
  10/18/21
German-Austria must be restored to the great German Motherla...
nofapping seedy indirect expression
  10/19/21
what kind of arrangement are you looking for? start with ppm...
provocative indian lodge
  10/19/21
...
Tan menage faggot firefighter
  10/19/21
Teaser then send a NDA
nofapping seedy indirect expression
  10/19/21
just wait til get a look at her LPA
shaky weed whacker
  10/19/21
such a fucked world for a decent guy to have to beg women fo...
crawly salmon bawdyhouse
  10/19/21
is this a suggestion for an opener?
laughsome federal lodge
  10/19/21
I'm going to try it
Hyperactive transparent people who are hurt dilemma
  10/24/21
Tried this opener on some shrews, no responses yet
Tan menage faggot firefighter
  10/19/21
Historically men have had to court women and the process was...
Coiffed Philosopher-king
  10/20/21
Hey handsome. Looking?
histrionic zippy mad-dog skullcap twinkling uncleanness
  10/19/21
I'm 5'9.5
jet electric milk house
  10/19/21
"Are you a cop?"
big hunting ground
  10/20/21
"ibs, am i right?"
Medicated gay karate meetinghouse
  10/20/21
...
Tan menage faggot firefighter
  10/24/21


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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:56 PM
Author: laughsome federal lodge

"I want to go out with you. How about it" is my standard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43288294)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: mauve wagecucks parlour

" I hate all liberals"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43288296)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:58 PM
Author: laughsome federal lodge

ime app success is inversely related to how honest I am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43288311)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: mauve wagecucks parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43288327)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 11:40 AM
Author: Supple factory reset button piazza

(delicious tacos)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43290356)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 1:54 PM
Author: laughsome federal lodge

yep. i hope this isn't widely known, it relies on the directness in contrast to doods launching into wordy conversation about her profile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43291066)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: canary insanely creepy address

hey want sum fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43288301)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:05 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Arrogant Location Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43289960)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: Tan menage faggot firefighter

Dear heavenly blessed beauty, I have been staring at your profile picture speechless and in awe for the past hour or so. That deep gaze in your star, your perfect font, all of your features just seem to all come together so well, almost angelical in a sense I suppose. The reason I am writing this is to let you know that I think I have found the most beautiful woman to grace us with her presence on our planet, and I am of course talking about you.

I know this might mean absolutely nothing to you, and you probablydont get any of these types of messages/posts on Tinder and in real life BUT please understand that I am being as genuine as ever when I say that you are the ultimate dictionary definition of perfection, and I hope that one day God can bestow me with a woman as beautiful as you, I would be forever grateful. I hope that this message finds you well, I do not care if I get a response to this, I am just simply stating the obvious and had to let you know how I really felt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43288304)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 10:01 PM
Author: mauve wagecucks parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43288328)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 10:07 PM
Author: laughsome federal lodge

i'll try this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43288357)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:20 AM
Author: Floppy field

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43290034)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:22 AM
Author: sepia know-it-all whorehouse cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43290049)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 11:18 AM
Author: Stimulating flickering depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43290284)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 7:52 PM
Author: swollen persian

But what if you want to message a *woman*?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43298442)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:58 PM
Author: Olive Den

"lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43288309)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 10:12 PM
Author: trip dun love of her life

Usually a question about something in their profile regardless of how mundane it is.

Hi Stacy, saw that you like to hike! Where do you usually like to go?

I would say the response rates were pretty high top this type of approach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43288381)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 10:15 PM
Author: laughsome federal lodge

i reserve this for legitimately hot chicks. it's just too time consuming otherwise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43288397)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 8:20 PM
Author: trip dun love of her life

I only messaged hot chicks. It takes literally 30 sec to see something in their profile to ask about. It also gets a higher reply rate so it's worth the extra 20 sec of work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43293376)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 9:59 AM
Author: crystalline voyeur property

Ljl fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43289934)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:05 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Arrogant Location Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43289962)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:17 AM
Author: effete old irish cottage

what do you do when it's just pics of her in nice outfits or selfies, or pics of her at a bar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43290018)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 6:23 PM
Author: glittery lay police squad

hey stacy i see you like to drink. what bar is that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43292838)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 8:17 PM
Author: trip dun love of her life

Then she's probably boring as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43293346)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:19 AM
Author: Floppy field

yeah basically just shit that they say about themself. If they offer basically nothing about themself, I might be like "how long have you lived in Atlanta? Are you a native?" or something lame like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43290027)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 8:16 PM
Author: trip dun love of her life

pretty much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43293335)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 10:15 PM
Author: razzmatazz friendly grandma library

"u parTy?" (xo poa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43288398)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 10:18 PM
Author: Heady Alpha Mad Cow Disease

wyd rn bb, u down 4 sum Eucharistic Adoration?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43288420)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:01 AM
Author: navy vibrant quadroon theatre

“Guess what”

Makes hot girls a little insecure and they all guess “did we hook up??”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43289937)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:02 AM
Author: big hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43289942)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:01 AM
Author: Exciting university sweet tailpipe

“Hey”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43289938)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:02 AM
Author: crystalline voyeur property

I wood berry my dick so far up your ass that whoever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur

Or

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie

Or

Do you like Huey Lewis and the News

Or

You should cum over tonight



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43289944)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:23 AM
Author: sepia know-it-all whorehouse cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43290055)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:06 PM
Author: Brilliant Talking Rehab Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43324380)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:07 PM
Author: Tan menage faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43324384)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:04 AM
Author: rusted roommate

"Im married, have 2 kids, and I want to fuck. You cool?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43289955)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:09 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Arrogant Location Faggotry

https://i.imgur.com/Arbiekv.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43289977)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Arrogant Location Faggotry

i need people to appreciate this. i haven't messaged her back because i was making another go of it with shitlib gf, but after the mushroom blowup i'm considering it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43290276)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 11:17 AM
Author: Indecent Frum Site Rigor

she looks legit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43290279)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 7:29 PM
Author: sable party of the first part heaven

strong, strong post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43298385)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 7:33 PM
Author: shaky weed whacker

lol 180. never underestimate the power of that super like message

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43298395)



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Date: October 20th, 2021 10:02 AM
Author: big hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43300849)



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Date: October 20th, 2021 9:57 AM
Author: Coiffed Philosopher-king

Marry this woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43300828)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:12 AM
Author: big hunting ground

I'm looking for someone selfish, impatient and a little insecure. Someone who makes mistakes, is out of control and at times hard to handle. I'm looking for someone I deserve at her best because I can handle her at her worst. Are you that someone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43289992)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:24 AM
Author: rusted roommate

Are you bros really still single and using shit apps? All of you should be pushing 40 by now....



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43290060)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:24 AM
Author: Floppy field

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43290062)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 2:45 PM
Author: shaky weed whacker

we're in the yolo years now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43291360)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 11:21 AM
Author: Stimulating flickering depressive

I'm gay!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43290292)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle outnumbered cruise ship idea he suggested

I usually end up deleting the app out of hatred for women before starting a conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43290324)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 7:30 PM
Author: fragrant tripping locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43298388)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 11:50 AM
Author: Galvanic chapel

Seems the current crop of poasters have forgotten the scholarly sweets of the LICK MSG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43290389)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 1:55 PM
Author: twisted bearded selfie principal's office

"I wanna, l-l-l-lick you from your head to your toes"

Proceed w more Ludacris bars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43291071)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 2:39 PM
Author: Slate church roast beef

I’m married but arguably a Chad with slay count > 60 and numerous hookups straight off the app with no date beforehand.

Script:

Q: “WOW!!!”

A: (?)

Q: “You are so beautiful!!!”

A: (thank)

Q: “What are you doing tonight???



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43291323)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 3:24 PM
Author: crystalline voyeur property

https://images.app.goo.gl/15Fo3suoXPxUFVTU8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43291636)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 6:16 PM
Author: Bateful pearl genital piercing

yea man a chad totally says "WOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43292793)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 2:44 PM
Author: shaky weed whacker

are you a loan?

Cuz ima get fucked by my loans in the very near future

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43291353)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 7:12 PM
Author: nofapping seedy indirect expression

German-Austria must be restored to the great German Motherland. And not indeed on any grounds of economic calculation whatsoever. No, no. Even if the union were a matter of economic indifference, and even if it were to be disadvantageous from the economic standpoint, still it ought to take place. People of the same blood should be in the same REICH. The German people will have no right to engage in a colonial policy until they shall have brought all their children together in the one State. When the territory of the REICH embraces all the Germans and finds itself unable to assure them a livelihood, only then can the moral right arise, from the need of the people to acquire foreign territory. The plough is then the sword; and the tears of war will produce the daily bread for the generations to come.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43298283)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 7:13 PM
Author: provocative indian lodge

what kind of arrangement are you looking for? start with ppm?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43298291)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 7:15 PM
Author: Tan menage faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43298303)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 7:17 PM
Author: nofapping seedy indirect expression

Teaser then send a NDA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43298325)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 7:31 PM
Author: shaky weed whacker

just wait til get a look at her LPA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43298390)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 7:32 PM
Author: crawly salmon bawdyhouse

such a fucked world for a decent guy to have to beg women for a date, when said women most likely cannot cook or clean or raise family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43298393)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 7:49 PM
Author: laughsome federal lodge

is this a suggestion for an opener?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43298434)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:03 PM
Author: Hyperactive transparent people who are hurt dilemma

I'm going to try it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43324370)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 7:51 PM
Author: Tan menage faggot firefighter

Tried this opener on some shrews, no responses yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43298441)



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Date: October 20th, 2021 10:01 AM
Author: Coiffed Philosopher-king

Historically men have had to court women and the process was far more involved. There has never been a time when it’s been easier or faster to go from first contact to fucking a girl than now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43300846)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 7:33 PM
Author: histrionic zippy mad-dog skullcap twinkling uncleanness

Hey handsome. Looking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43298397)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 7:50 PM
Author: jet electric milk house

I'm 5'9.5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43298435)



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Date: October 20th, 2021 9:51 AM
Author: big hunting ground

"Are you a cop?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43300805)



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Date: October 20th, 2021 9:59 AM
Author: Medicated gay karate meetinghouse

"ibs, am i right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43300835)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 7:45 PM
Author: Tan menage faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43324287)