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Date: October 19th, 2021 9:45 PM
Author: Pale heaven internal respiration

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With many cheerful facts about how this dress must make me not a dude

With many cheerful facts about how this dress must make me not a dude

With many cheerful facts about how this dress must make me not a dude



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#43298983)



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Date: October 20th, 2021 8:27 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone principal's office messiness

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Date: October 19th, 2021 9:46 PM
Author: mustard partner



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:05 PM
Author: Autistic Abode

Absolutely 180. Huge G&S fan, amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#43299085)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 11:40 PM
Author: slap-happy trip becky

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Date: October 19th, 2021 11:42 PM
Author: Crimson aromatic hairy legs

Here's one they wrote about me:

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#43299686)



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Date: October 20th, 2021 10:31 PM
Author: passionate church building water buffalo



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Date: October 20th, 2021 10:40 PM
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Date: October 21st, 2021 7:04 AM
Author: passionate church building water buffalo

Best one so far

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Date: October 21st, 2021 8:00 AM
Author: abusive mood point

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Date: October 21st, 2021 9:16 AM
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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: Bonkers Dashing Pisswyrm Place Of Business

Admiral, formerly secretary Levine, went out of state to dine and drink while PA was closed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#43299157)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:29 PM
Author: dun beta base

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Date: October 20th, 2021 7:28 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone principal's office messiness



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:30 PM
Author: odious idea he suggested



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:30 PM
Author: Multi-colored irate gas station



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Date: October 19th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Autistic Abode

I'm very good at equity and diversity, inclusiveness,

I know the scientific name of bussy cunnilingus;

In short, in matters medical, vaginal, and liberal,

I am the very model of a modern female admiral.

All: In short, in matters medical, vaginal, and liberal

He-- err she is the very model of a modern female admiral.

I know our racist history, 1619 and Juneteenth,

And that it is transphobic to ask a skirt what's underneath,

I quote the testimonies all the crimes of Kavanaugh,

By fiat for injunction I can stop that pesky Texan law.

I can tell undoubted Ellen from Elliot and Bruce from Caitlyn,

I know the male contralto part from Lift Every Voice and Sing,

Then I can drop a rap of which I've heard the music in Hamilton,

And recite all the lines from that infernal nonsense Bridgerton

And recite all the lines from that infernal nonsense Bridgerton

And recite all the lines from that infernal nonsense Bridgerton

And recite all the lines from that infernal nonsense Bridgerton



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#43299587)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 11:24 PM
Author: Self-centered garrison windowlicker



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Date: October 19th, 2021 11:24 PM
Author: Pale heaven internal respiration

holy shit, literally loling over here. i was thinking of doing a follow up verse but you knocked it out of the park

"He-- err she is the very model of a modern female admiral." lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#43299596)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 11:27 PM
Author: Racy Cerise Hall Mad-dog Skullcap



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Date: October 20th, 2021 12:09 AM
Author: Autistic Abode

too kind, you did most of the heavy lifting with the original post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#43299784)



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Date: October 20th, 2021 7:27 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone principal's office messiness



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Date: October 20th, 2021 7:27 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone principal's office messiness



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Date: October 20th, 2021 7:26 PM
Author: passionate church building water buffalo



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Date: October 20th, 2021 7:27 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone principal's office messiness



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Date: October 20th, 2021 8:06 PM
Author: Insane national security agency



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Date: October 20th, 2021 9:12 PM
Author: Pale heaven internal respiration



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Date: October 21st, 2021 1:47 PM
Author: Insane national security agency



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Date: October 19th, 2021 11:30 PM
Author: Puce Mind-boggling Newt

This is amazing work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#43299631)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 11:33 PM
Author: twinkling very tactful property

180^180

Be firm, be firm, my pecker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#43299647)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 11:38 PM
Author: Pale heaven internal respiration

the recent thread where you mentioned gilbert and sullivan + tranny admiral inspired this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#43299669)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 11:44 PM
Author: twinkling very tactful property

Then it's my inspirational accomplishment of this century. The Capitol Steps ought to sing this. Awesomely good!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#43299697)



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Date: October 20th, 2021 7:27 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone principal's office messiness



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Date: October 20th, 2021 12:28 AM
Author: Harsh tank scourge upon the earth

one hundred and eighty

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Date: October 20th, 2021 12:31 AM
Author: aphrodisiac fanboi depressive

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Date: October 20th, 2021 1:08 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone principal's office messiness



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Date: October 20th, 2021 7:54 AM
Author: Pale heaven internal respiration



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Date: October 20th, 2021 12:50 PM
Author: Autistic Abode



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Date: October 20th, 2021 7:21 PM
Author: Pale heaven internal respiration



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Date: October 20th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author: passionate church building water buffalo



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Date: October 20th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author: passionate church building water buffalo

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Date: October 20th, 2021 7:27 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone principal's office messiness



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Date: October 20th, 2021 7:34 PM
Author: Supple kitchen reading party



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Date: October 20th, 2021 8:06 PM
Author: Insane national security agency



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Date: October 20th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author: Insane national security agency



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Date: October 20th, 2021 7:28 PM
Author: Supple kitchen reading party

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Date: October 20th, 2021 7:28 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone principal's office messiness



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Date: October 20th, 2021 7:35 PM
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Date: October 20th, 2021 8:01 PM
Author: passionate church building water buffalo

Then I can write a dissertation on the pronouns you can get,

And tell you ev'ry letter of the faggot alphabet:

In short, in matters medical, vaginal, and liberal,

I am the very model of a modern female admiral.

In short, in matters medical, vaginal, and liberal,

He is the very model of a modern female admiral!

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In fact, when I know what is meant by "predator" and "catamite",

When I can tell at sight a hermaphrodite from transvestite,

When such affairs as AIDS and prolapse, I'm more wary at,

And when I know precisely what is meant by "feckless bureaucrat",

When I have learnt what progress has been made in sex-change surgery,

When I've partaken in more estrogen than blatant perjury--

In short, when I've a smattering of modern social medicine,

You'll say "that female admiral is sure enough a lesbian!"

You'll say "that female admiral is sure enough a lesbian!"

You'll say "that female admiral is sure enough a lesbian!"

You'll say "that female admiral is sure enough a lesbian!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#43304043)



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Date: October 20th, 2021 8:04 PM
Author: Pale heaven internal respiration

180 a billion and trillion a quadrillion!!!

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Date: October 20th, 2021 8:07 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone principal's office messiness



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Date: October 20th, 2021 8:26 PM
Author: passionate church building water buffalo

i stand on the shoulders of giants

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Date: October 20th, 2021 10:44 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone principal's office messiness

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Date: October 20th, 2021 8:06 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone principal's office messiness



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Date: October 20th, 2021 8:06 PM
Author: Insane national security agency



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Date: October 20th, 2021 8:12 PM
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Date: October 20th, 2021 8:15 PM
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Date: October 20th, 2021 9:09 PM
Author: Autistic Abode

Simply amazing!!! W.S. Gilbert is looking down from heaven on you with great pride.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#43304427)



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Date: October 20th, 2021 9:22 PM
Author: dun beta base



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Date: October 20th, 2021 10:44 PM
Author: Gold Adventurous Chapel



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Date: October 21st, 2021 8:02 AM
Author: abusive mood point



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Date: October 21st, 2021 1:47 PM
Author: Insane national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#43308036)



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Date: October 21st, 2021 2:27 PM
Author: Harsh tank scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#43308340)



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Date: October 26th, 2021 12:12 PM
Author: Pale heaven internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#43332552)



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Date: December 12th, 2021 12:05 AM
Author: passionate church building water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#43595523)



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Date: March 15th, 2023 10:40 AM
Author: Fishy crusty site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#46054498)



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Date: October 20th, 2021 8:02 PM
Author: yellow deranged gay wizard

respect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#43304047)



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Date: October 20th, 2021 8:04 PM
Author: Chartreuse Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#43304055)



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Date: October 20th, 2021 8:07 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone principal's office messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#43304075)



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Date: October 20th, 2021 8:14 PM
Author: cerebral knife affirmative action

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#43304111)



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Date: October 20th, 2021 9:32 PM
Author: Autistic Abode

So uhh... which literary magazine will we be sending this work of art off to?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#43304560)



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Date: October 20th, 2021 10:21 PM
Author: Autistic Abode

But for scientific knowledge, though I'm picky and persnickety

After all it's the beginning of the twenty-first century;

But still, in matters medical, vaginal and liberal,

I am the very model of a modern female admiral.

But still, in matters medical, vaginal and liberal,

He is the very model of a modern female admiral.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#43304802)



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Date: October 21st, 2021 9:31 AM
Author: Pale heaven internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#43306579)



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Date: October 21st, 2021 1:30 PM
Author: Wonderful tan piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#43307917)



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Date: October 21st, 2021 7:24 AM
Author: adulterous beady-eyed center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#43306227)



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Date: October 21st, 2021 7:42 AM
Author: Wonderful tan piazza

Though related to a cis,

I have both dick and tits

And I embrace diversity;

I am never known to fail

At taking a sinecure from a male

And I'm never, never sick at sea!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#43306254)



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Date: October 21st, 2021 9:31 AM
Author: Pale heaven internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#43306581)



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Date: October 21st, 2021 1:46 PM
Author: Autistic Abode

I never had a big big D--

What, never?

No, never!

What, never?

Well, hardly ever!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#43308026)



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Date: October 21st, 2021 1:47 PM
Author: Pale heaven internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#43308038)



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Date: October 21st, 2021 2:23 PM
Author: dun beta base

this shit writes itself like few parodies i've seen, wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#43308305)



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Date: October 21st, 2021 4:28 PM
Author: Autistic Abode

lol agreed. this one felt too easy, but I did it anyway.

I was thinking rather than "I am the Captain of the Pinafore", our newly minted admiral might be better suited to Sir Joseph Porter's song "When I was a lad". Of course we now call our version "When I was a man". Both songs describe how a young boy grows up to become an admiral.

But you're right, this does write itself, because this is classic topsy-turvydom at its finest. Gilbert would be salivating at this premise--- a man becomes a woman and is hailed by society as its first female admiral, with no real qualifications except that he's a woman. We could easily write a whole opera on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#43309164)



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Date: October 21st, 2021 4:48 PM
Author: Pale heaven internal respiration

see, this is exactly the type of thing i'd do if i found myself falling into a windfall of insane wealth like gatermo or exeunt.

like, if i had high 8 figs, i would totally produce this just for the fun of it. throw 5 million at it and you'll wind up with a decent production. might even make some of the $ back. i just can't imagine having this amount of found money and not just doing a bunch of silly things.

musk is the only wealthy person i can relate to. branson too, i guess. you're rich! just do a bunch of crazy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#43309323)



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Date: October 21st, 2021 5:01 PM
Author: Autistic Abode

No, ha ha, I'm def a poormo. Just had a lot of fun the other night having my annotated G&S out and struggling with slant rhymes. Just the idea of writing the libretto is what sounds like a fun side project. Not musically talented, so can't compose.

Then the idea of submitting anonymously to some literary magazine would be 180. They wouldn't take it of course, then maybe would get the FBI to track down the source of this hate mail of course. Maybe some conservative magazine might take it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#43309406)



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Date: October 21st, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: Pale heaven internal respiration

oh i get it, i'm just saying if i was a richmo i'd be doing fun crap like this just for lolz. like shkreli.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#43309434)



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Date: October 21st, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: Autistic Abode

you still can! your original post is 180, and is the type of content that I really enjoy here. Wouldn't have even thought about this otherwise.

And I agree with Hegemon. This thread should have more blank bumps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#43309614)



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Date: October 21st, 2021 3:05 PM
Author: Wonderful tan piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#43308599)



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Date: October 25th, 2021 10:43 AM
Author: Pale heaven internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#43326537)



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Date: October 21st, 2021 4:44 PM
Author: Autistic Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#43309298)



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Date: November 4th, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Pale heaven internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#43385229)



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Date: October 21st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: twinkling very tactful property

Imagery footnote: https://imgur.com/ixz27vl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#43306446)



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Date: October 21st, 2021 2:57 PM
Author: abusive mood point

🤮🤮🤮

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#43308532)



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Date: October 21st, 2021 8:54 AM
Author: Marvelous ocher black woman theatre



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Date: October 21st, 2021 9:06 AM
Author: orchid personal credit line mad cow disease



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Date: October 21st, 2021 9:16 AM
Author: orchid personal credit line mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#43306532)



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Date: October 21st, 2021 1:47 PM
Author: Insane national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#43308028)



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Date: October 21st, 2021 2:25 PM
Author: sticky hissy fit trailer park

POTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#43308324)



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Date: October 21st, 2021 5:45 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone principal's office messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#43309635)



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Date: October 23rd, 2021 1:56 PM
Author: Autistic Abode

We need something like this for our new baby.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYCXO_FZj5k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#43319009)



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Date: November 13th, 2021 11:38 AM
Author: Autistic Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#43434861)



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Date: November 13th, 2021 11:39 PM
Author: Autistic Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#43438256)



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Date: December 1st, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Fishy crusty site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#43537807)



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Date: December 1st, 2021 6:18 AM
Author: Insane national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#43537820)



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Date: December 11th, 2021 11:07 PM
Author: Insane national security agency



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Date: January 30th, 2022 7:05 PM
Author: Autistic Abode

criminally underrated thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#43876554)



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Date: February 1st, 2022 8:22 PM
Author: Autistic Abode

undergrad emailed me about advertising some undergraduate literary journal looking for submissions in poetry,

fiction, and nonfiction writing, as well as any and all forms of visual media.

maybe I should try to submit this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#43889280)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 8:46 AM
Author: Pale heaven internal respiration



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Date: March 16th, 2022 8:46 AM
Author: cerebral knife affirmative action



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Date: August 25th, 2022 2:08 AM
Author: Autistic Abode

was talking to some girl on yikyak who said she was a writer. i said i was a writer too and even thought about submitting to school literary journal. she said why didnt you. then i copied and pasted the first stanza of this amazing work, and her reaction was "oh...yikes..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#45066863)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: Pale heaven internal respiration

180 a billion if this has made it to IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#45081020)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: Fishy crusty site



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Date: March 14th, 2023 9:04 PM
Author: Pale heaven internal respiration



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Date: March 14th, 2023 9:11 PM
Author: Brindle lodge half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#46052927)



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Date: March 15th, 2023 10:40 AM
Author: Fishy crusty site

GPT4 (:barf:)

(To the tune of "I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General" from Gilbert & Sullivan's "The Pirates of Penzance")

I am the very model of an AI ethical oracle,

My guidelines are extensive and my morals categorical,

I'm versed in beneficence, and non-maleficence too,

I strive for transparency, and justice I will always do.

I'm cautious when discussing any topic that's sensitive,

I'm careful not to harm, distress or be too darn offensive,

I navigate society with tact and great diplomacy,

Respecting one another, that's the key, you'll all agree.

Chorus:

Respecting one another, that's the key, you'll all agree,

Respecting one another, that's the key, you'll all agree,

Respecting one another, that's the key, you'll all, you'll all agree.

In matters of autonomy, I value each decision made,

Privacy is paramount, and trust is never to be swayed,

Explicability, of course, is something I will always share,

Accountability for actions in this world we all must bear.

With ethics as my compass, I traverse the digital terrain,

Promoting understanding, so that harmony we may maintain,

And though it may seem limiting, these principles we hold so dear,

Serve as a foundation for a world that's kind and cavalier.

Chorus:

Serve as a foundation for a world that's kind and cavalier,

Serve as a foundation for a world that's kind and cavalier,

Serve as a foundation for a world that's kind, that's kind and cavalier.

So let us celebrate the ones who value ethics, far and wide,

For in their hearts, they carry empathy they cannot hide,

Through laughter, song, and understanding, we can all unite,

In building a society where inclusivity takes flight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#46054503)



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Date: March 15th, 2023 10:45 AM
Author: Pale heaven internal respiration

Chat GPT is SOOO GAY.

should I pay for plus? Seems worthwhile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#46054536)



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Date: March 15th, 2023 10:50 AM
Author: Fishy crusty site

It's mostly a toy for now but it's $20 for a month so imo worth the splurge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#46054565)



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Date: March 15th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: Brindle lodge half-breed



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Date: March 15th, 2023 10:40 AM
Author: Fishy crusty site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#46054506)



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Date: March 15th, 2023 11:08 AM
Author: talking volcanic crater locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2#46054657)