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Best perk of being an injury lawyer... free parking (CSLG)
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Date: October 20th, 2021 4:16 AM Author: Claret Flickering Faggot Firefighter Selfie Got a sweet parking space outside the Galleria that would have cost $12 totally comped and was able to play laser tag and have a steak dinner on the house. Also had an orgy with my Arab paralegal and his whore wife.
The next day I got a curb spot outside opposing counsel's office that would have ordinarily set me back about $5. I paid the nominal fee and then sent in a form to the city of Santa Monica. Just found out they are going to *credit* my account.
My net worth is $35 million and I just cashed another $800,000 check, but you can't put a price on free parking. |
Date: October 20th, 2021 5:10 AM Author: Ruddy aromatic hissy fit site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43300274) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 6:53 AM Author: Pale police squad These are low effort and terribly done. Stopped reading after “my Arab paralegal”. Everyone knows it’s Paralegal Mohammad. Your parodies are usually much better but your cslg ones are consistently terrible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43300354) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 10:28 AM Author: Claret Flickering Faggot Firefighter Selfie They're meant to be bad, faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43300970) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 10:38 AM Author: Pale police squad no, your news article parodies are completely realistic and believable. your CSLG parodies sound absolutely nothing like CSLG and totally miss his voice, tone, expressions, catchphrases, etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43301030) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 10:46 AM Author: cerebral lilac church building Bragging about free parking is on point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43301088) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 11:11 AM Author: Pale police squad yes, the topic on point. OP's thread title was fine, but the entire message is a disaster.
OP never uses the term "orgies" -- it's always three-somes or swapping.
he'd never call someone's wife a "whore"
everyone knows the term is Paralegal Mohammad, not "my Arab paralegal"
and this is just the first paragraph alone. it misses the flavor of CSLG's voice
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Date: October 20th, 2021 8:31 PM Author: galvanic scarlet church degenerate BUT WHERE DO WE DRAW THE LINE? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43304204) |
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Date: October 21st, 2021 8:34 AM Author: Talented Gay Liquid Oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43306404) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 10:31 AM Author: saffron kink-friendly business firm This was the feedback Evan needed to get back on track. You did the bort a service here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43300987) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 10:31 AM Author: Claret Flickering Faggot Firefighter Selfie How dare you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43300990) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 10:38 AM Author: Pale police squad ty. i hope he improves. he's obviously been great in the past. make evan39's parodies great again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43301036) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 10:47 AM Author: thriller haunting market Check the Babylon bee thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43301098) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 10:43 AM Author: Heady Misunderstood Psychic Sweet Tailpipe Can you rate mine?
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4863000&mc=4&forum_id=2 |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 10:45 AM Author: Pale police squad way the fuck better than any e39 parody of CSLG. you captured CSLG's voice and also subtle details that an astute boart reader would know ("t-shirt AND hoodie"). fine work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43301081) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 11:04 AM Author: thriller haunting market "european style" pool is 180 brother. who tf knows that that means but it sounds classy to a prole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43301204) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 10:45 AM Author: arrogant sinister gaming laptop patrolman he does CSLG parodies better on his FLW moniker. still enjoyed this one though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43301084) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 10:52 AM Author: 180 rusted french chef I thought it was 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43301114) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 11:00 AM Author: Carnelian school circlehead These might not seem so bad if FLW wasn’t so good at them. He definitely needs to step up his game to compete against him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43301166) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 11:03 AM Author: thriller haunting market tone is all wrong, "whore wife"? plus cslg's whole schtick is that he can afford $12 parking |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 11:04 AM Author: Carnelian school circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43301199) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 11:12 AM Author: Pale police squad cr, "whore wife," "orgy" and "my Arab Paralegal" all in the 1st paragraph are completely wrong (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43301245) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 11:14 AM Author: Heady Misunderstood Psychic Sweet Tailpipe Cr plus everyone knows Paralegal Mohammed is on dat MGTOW tip (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43301248) |
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Date: October 21st, 2021 1:11 PM Author: Citrine jap It's great being rich, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43307831) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 11:15 AM Author: stubborn trust fund evan, reminder, this would be a great time to permanently walk away from all these ungrateful faggots who have consumed your content for free for years but are willing to turn on you instantly for not capturing a "voice" correctly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43301255) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 11:16 AM Author: Claret Flickering Faggot Firefighter Selfie Very Cr! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43301256) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 11:18 AM Author: stubborn trust fund Reminder: 90% of people here are lazy fucks who couldn't write an effective sentence to save their life but hold the privileged position of being able to opine on the oeuvre of someone who's been generating celebrated content for the bort for over a decade. Fuck them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43301273) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 11:27 AM Author: Pale police squad even the greats need constructive criticism and feedback. easy to let fame and success get to your head and slack off and rest on your laurels and not perform as you did in the past. a reality check is helpful for fading stars. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43301336) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 11:30 AM Author: stubborn trust fund Evan isn't a fading star. He's a talented writer and busy person, particularly given his recent committee assignments and practice demands, not to mention Susan and Jacob both being in grade school now and the stress of purchasing a second vacation home, who deigns to provide this fading site with content. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43301348) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 11:33 AM Author: Pale police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43301370) |
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Date: October 21st, 2021 4:10 AM Author: Claret Flickering Faggot Firefighter Selfie ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43306011) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 11:15 AM Author: thriller haunting market turned out to be a good thread lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43301253) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 11:15 AM Author: Claret Flickering Faggot Firefighter Selfie You cowards have no right to criticize me! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43301254) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 7:58 PM Author: Ruddy aromatic hissy fit site Its always some no name pumo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43304032) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2021 2:05 PM Author: Judgmental Bistre Messiness Institution Dey juss salty, suga (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43314366) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 11:26 AM Author: sickened charcoal mad cow disease Just let FLW do these. Not your forte. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43301328) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 12:31 PM Author: navy dead menage goal in life I like your work, but this one fell a bit flat, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43301597) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 8:08 PM Author: Slap-happy double fault pocket flask Spirit was there, but he didnt put in enough effort. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43304082) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 1:05 PM Author: Puce Soggy Jewess I for one enjoyed Evan’s faggot interpretation of CSLG. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43301784) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 8:07 PM Author: Startling locus juggernaut I think this was a meta parody. Arab paralegal gives it away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43304079) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 8:38 PM Author: Pale police squad sup evan39 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43304227) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 9:45 PM Author: Startling locus juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43304639) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 9:46 PM Author: Stimulating school cafeteria fortuitous meteor xo can barely figure out a parody lmfao at trying to do a meta anything (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43304641) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 9:52 PM Author: Startling locus juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43304682) |
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Date: October 21st, 2021 8:30 AM Author: crusty regret ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43306360) |
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Date: December 16th, 2023 2:48 PM Author: Claret Flickering Faggot Firefighter Selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#47177228) |