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Benzo’s legal team: one guy with clown hair, another with 3-piece & pocketwatc
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Date: November 30th, 2021 1:13 PM Author: Federal wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4975662&forum_id=2#43533499) |
Date: November 30th, 2021 1:13 PM Author: yellow potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4975662&forum_id=2#43533501) |
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Date: November 30th, 2021 1:13 PM Author: Bipolar Space Sneaky Criminal another wearing his firm's t-shirt and passing out business cards (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4975662&forum_id=2#43533503) |
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Date: November 30th, 2021 1:37 PM Author: Federal wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4975662&forum_id=2#43533653) |
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Date: November 30th, 2021 1:40 PM Author: Bipolar Space Sneaky Criminal he offers to take the prosecutor, bailiff, and judge out to Cheesecake Factory afterwards ... no limits on ordering. after all, he's rich! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4975662&forum_id=2#43533677) |
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Date: November 30th, 2021 2:03 PM Author: hilarious glittery nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4975662&forum_id=2#43533833) |
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Date: November 30th, 2021 1:52 PM Author: Umber resort masturbator Judge Conrad: "Ok, we are ready to proceed. Defendant is appearing pro se. Is there any reason why I shouldn't remand defendant back to jail tod--excuse me what is this?"
*courtroom doors bust open and chandler enters wearing a long, black trench coat and wayfarer sunglasses*
"Good morning, your Honor, Chandler Esq. appearing pro bono for the defendant. I am respectfully requesting that all charges be dismissed."
"Well, this is an unexpected turn of events. Good morning to you, Mr. Chandler. Request granted. Charges dismissed with prejudice. Defendant is free to go."
*chandler high fives Benzo and they walk out of court arm-in-arm*
*Into the Mystic plays as the screen fades to black* |
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Date: December 6th, 2021 6:30 AM Author: Translucent boistinker forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4975662&forum_id=2#43566101) |
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Date: November 30th, 2021 2:02 PM Author: sinister alcoholic stag film gunner Attorney: "May it please the court. We stand in rapt attention before the great engine of justice, sworn to nothing but our steadfast labor for the truth. The gravity of this task is oft lost on the --"
Judge: "Mister ... HojRasko? I hope I'm saying that right. This is a calendar call in Indiana state court. Please keep your monologue to three minutes or less."
Attorney: "Yes, your honor. With a heavy heart, I'll skip the portion about space travel."
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Date: November 30th, 2021 2:05 PM Author: crimson death wish hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4975662&forum_id=2#43533843) |
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Date: November 30th, 2021 2:10 PM Author: Umber resort masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4975662&forum_id=2#43533872) |
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Date: December 6th, 2021 6:30 AM Author: Translucent boistinker forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4975662&forum_id=2#43566102) |
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Date: December 13th, 2021 8:59 AM Author: startling swashbuckling telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4975662&forum_id=2#43600489) |
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Date: November 30th, 2021 2:07 PM Author: hilarious glittery nursing home "Chad Thurston for the State of In...." *courtroom erupts in laughter* Judge, clutching sides, "Chad? Chad!?! But you're bald! And Short!" *hilarious laughter continues* |
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Date: November 30th, 2021 2:26 PM Author: sinister alcoholic stag film gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4975662&forum_id=2#43533956) |
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Date: November 30th, 2021 2:31 PM Author: Brilliant Temple Private Investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4975662&forum_id=2#43533981) |
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Date: December 6th, 2021 6:30 AM Author: Translucent boistinker forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4975662&forum_id=2#43566103) |
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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:56 AM Author: Amber self-absorbed school fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4975662&forum_id=2#43566307) |
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Date: December 13th, 2021 8:23 AM Author: Amber self-absorbed school fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4975662&forum_id=2#43600377) |
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Date: December 13th, 2021 8:39 AM Author: mint theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4975662&forum_id=2#43600439) |
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Date: November 30th, 2021 3:47 PM Author: sinister alcoholic stag film gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4975662&forum_id=2#43534363) |
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Date: November 30th, 2021 6:34 PM Author: Translucent boistinker forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4975662&forum_id=2#43535188) |
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Date: November 30th, 2021 6:47 PM Author: sinister alcoholic stag film gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4975662&forum_id=2#43535254) |
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Date: November 30th, 2021 6:49 PM Author: primrose arousing brunch Is Conrad a Jewish name, your honor? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4975662&forum_id=2#43535268) |
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Date: November 30th, 2021 7:30 PM Author: Translucent boistinker forum Benzo’s legal team doing air parentheses as they address Judge Conrad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4975662&forum_id=2#43535497) |
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Date: December 1st, 2021 3:14 PM Author: primrose arousing brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4975662&forum_id=2#43540585) |
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Date: December 6th, 2021 6:28 AM Author: hilarious glittery nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4975662&forum_id=2#43566096) |
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Date: December 1st, 2021 3:12 PM Author: hilarious glittery nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4975662&forum_id=2#43540568) |
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Date: December 13th, 2021 8:13 AM Author: Translucent boistinker forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4975662&forum_id=2#43600332) |
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Date: December 13th, 2021 9:20 AM Author: Stimulating native Isn't benzo's next court appearance today? We need another thread. The one two weeks ago was epic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4975662&forum_id=2#43600540) |
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Date: December 13th, 2021 9:19 AM Author: comical bisexual shrine Judge Conrad: "Counsel, this pro hac motion is gibberish. I don't know how they practice law in Virginia, but in all my years of practice I've never heard of "squanch", "squanching", or "playroom hotdog"." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4975662&forum_id=2#43600537) |
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Date: December 13th, 2021 9:20 AM Author: Stimulating native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4975662&forum_id=2#43600541) |